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That Checks Out

Damon Puracchio and Ted Willsonthatchecksout.transistor.fm
A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
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Episodes

French Fingers, Mummified Decorations, and A Valentine's Felony

The guys discuss why a $7500 intricate puzzle comes with no directions, how to get 300 free meals in a year and then have them hand you back cash, and where you can free fall 135' through the air and survive. The fall.... twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Apr 03, 202359 minEp. 148

Beef Franklin, Baby Tippin', and A Nocturnal Icemaker

The guys discuss how six minutes can qualify you as a Trophy Husband, why you should never buy less than 3" of used raffle tickets, and when during a home invasion if you replace the toilet seat you're encouraged to write in their diary. twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Mar 27, 20231 hr 2 minEp. 147

"Mushroom Moments" and A Dog Rack

The guys discuss how people in Norway can still get the flu from their great ancestors, when a well aged Parmesan cheese can help you sell you 2016 Hyundai Sonata, and why being born around 1303 BC makes having your eyes shut in your passport photo acceptable. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Mar 20, 202350 minEp. 146

Chub Hub and A Giggity Pig

The guys discuss what Ted's "dying wish" is, when an exuberant "unh uhh" followed by a pounding stapler means the defense rests, and why Andean bears love rivers and taking old timey photos. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Mar 13, 202355 minEp. 145

The Doctor Is In and The Potato Is Out

The guys have a guest in studio, TJ Remec, and discuss when you can get an amazing bonus at work merely by endangering the lives of many innocent people, what popular doctors proclaim as the densest mass found on Earth, and how "Big Duck Energy" can scare both a doctor and a comedian simultaneously. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Mar 06, 20231 hr 4 minEp. 144

Lit Cheez-its and A Flush Deprivation Tank

The guys discuss an insurance policy that's out of this world, a serial killer who couldn't provide enough evidence to support his confession, and an extremely offensive Honda that's sure to impress the ladies. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Feb 27, 20231 hrEp. 143

EMT TMI and Bear Yeeting Season

The guys discuss how punching a man with a beard is 37% less effective than punching a man without one, when it becomes financially irresponsible to ship your fourth favorite 90's pizza mascot costume, and why you should NEVER take the stairs with Damon. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Feb 20, 20231 hrEp. 142

Backal Hugs & "Did you know that pushes in?"

The guys discuss how one simple bathroom technique can instantly make you single, when death is not a deterrent to an accurate weather prediction, and what might possibly be the world's oddest war souvenir. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Feb 13, 20231 hr 4 minEp. 141

Cheeto Teeth, Display Coffins, and A Dill Whip

The guys discuss the importance of quality homicidal note taking, when high fiving at a funeral is acceptable, and why an inexpensive car might just save your life. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Feb 06, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 140

"Does that make sense?"

The guys discover that it's never a good idea to let your counterparts fill in the blanks, how the sounds of "bug banging" are so relaxing on a summer's night, and why delivering a whipped cream facial can be considered a misdemeanor. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jan 30, 202356 minEp. 139

"Bummer Hummer Summer" by Kevin and The Bhirds

The guys discuss how you can remove any danger of an escaped deadly cat by calling a "Code Blue", when eating oatmeal can make you an entrepreneurial land baron, and why you don't have to stop nursing to defend your pet goose. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jan 23, 202351 minEp. 138

The Kackers, Haunted Furniture, and Swut Rideshare Service

This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where you can reflect upon life in a six foot deep hole. ...in a cemetery... thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jan 16, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 137

Targeted Plates, Lotto Math, and The Chicken Insurgence

The guys discuss how having lights on your car results in short term memory loss, why you can no longer ethically call attention to Damon's "condition", and when marinara becomes a necessary accoutrement to make a bank withdrawal. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jan 09, 20231 hrEp. 136

Lazy Resolutions, Flightless Birds, and Unsecured Tents

The guys discuss how Damon relived his childbirth at Ted's childhood home, why G.I. Joe guys cannot purchase drinks at the bar, and when being short $7,998,050.00 on a price evaluation could cost you your job. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Jan 02, 202359 minEp. 135

The Tiger Ring, B-Rad, and A "Complimentary" Cake Cloche

The guys discuss the importance of letting Vanna White turn all the vowels before solving the puzzle, why a prison warden should never double book reality shows, and how an X-ray can thoroughly and accurately identify an illegal shipments of cats. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Dec 26, 202257 minEp. 134

The Velveetians and A Noise Cancelled Murder

The guys discuss the best way to expand the square footage of your home by only removing one wall, how Mac avoided placing a discreet body part on a cold door knob, and why Damon believes he should only be written up when stealing a Honey Baked Ham. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm Hyper X Cloud II Headset!...

Dec 19, 202256 minEp. 133

"There's only one O in Post, genius."

The guys discuss Mac's desire to mock a crying man from a second story window until his mom shows up, how a glass of tap water can give you the strength (amongst other things) of ten men, and what is the number one item Damon will never assemble without directions. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Dec 12, 202256 minEp. 132

Naked NASA and The Escape Room Wedding

The guys discuss how clumsy Spartans received the highest of honors, when 4 hours can get you murdered by extended family , and exactly why it's necessary to have a plumber on retainer before your "Brown Friday" festivities. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Dec 05, 202257 minEp. 131

"My, my, my, I'm Once Bitten Twice Die baby..."

The guys discuss the most inappropriate game of dodgeball ever, why Damon's eye doctor's screen saver should've been a signal, and how two Boofs ultimately seal your fate. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Nov 28, 202259 minEp. 130

Garage Sale Lasagna and Dollar Store Candy

The guys discuss Damon's list of demands for his funeral, when the lack of dinner causes pictures to disappear, and how Visine exonerates Ted of all murder charges. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Nov 21, 202259 minEp. 129

"Are you a Trustee?" "I don't even know what that is."

The guys discuss why the accurate geographic representation of hot sauce is imperative, how placing the low bid on an island can really impress the ladies, when the wrong Picante Sauce results in a justified homicide, and what constitutes a "marine grade" bike rental. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Nov 14, 20221 hr 1 minEp. 128

Ham Trailers and "A Rolling Suitcase That Talks"

The guys discuss Mac's amazing effect on "almost" married women, how it's never okay to disregard a complimentary side, and why citrus will foil any bank robbery attempt. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Nov 07, 202259 minEp. 127

Throat Cloggers and The Worst Doo Halloween Special

The guys discuss how "shallow and wide" is no way to eat oatmeal, when bobbing for apples will result in everlasting love, and why renting exotic transportation from a warehouse owned by a guy named Karl elevates you to "boss" status. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 31, 202258 minEp. 126

Chef Ty and His Infamous Sleepy Chicken

The guys discuss when a nail is not adequate security for a stone statue, what appears to be the essential list needed for bringing home a newborn, and how infinitely timed pushups may guarantee Ted 10 more years of life. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 24, 202256 minEp. 125

"It's for the Ladies" and "You Know I'm Gonna Poke That Pig Right?"

The guys discuss why being funny is way more important than being physically attractive, when having a uniform and face can get you punched, and how running a negative ad campaign against Damon requires basically zero effort. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 17, 20221 hr 1 minEp. 124

Dad Bods, Nut Balloons, and the "Hootin' Hour"

The guys discuss how geography limited Ted's high school basketball career, why having all the known variables is crucial to properly solve for vampire life expectancy, and when scientists are not needed to confirm a completely obvious hypothesis. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 10, 20221 hr 1 minEp. 123

Highway Alfredo and An Adopted Sony

The guys discuss when a Hershey's Kiss can get you into a bank vault, why luck can be a key factor in knob replacement, and how Ted never misses an opportunity to watch a quality Ernest movie. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Oct 03, 202259 minEp. 122

Stronauts and "It's cool, I'm Gonna Ladle from the Bottom"

The guys discuss the "Great White Shark of the Midwest", how Damon would never be released from a Brazilian prison, when it's appropriate to whisper "The Mistress is Dead" into an active beehive. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Sep 26, 202245 minEp. 121

Air Dropping Decks but "No Dumping Dumps"

The guys discuss the most annoying search party ever formed at a comedy club, how "WTF" is the most important acronym in Damon's inferior vocabulary, and discover the only vehicle ever created by the Marco Polo Motor Company. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Sep 19, 20221 hr 1 minEp. 120

The Karate Jogger and Wade Wut, Attorney at Law

The guys discuss the latest piece of home workout equipment geared towards "end of life", one of the few times that an emotional support animal may be considered delicious, and how eating someone else's sausage can get you dethroned. thatchecksout.net twitter.com/OutWdt instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm...

Sep 12, 20221 hrEp. 119
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