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Oct 25, 2020•29 min•Ep. 88
Tessa and Elliot Argue
Like to learn about the crazy stuff that happened this week? Tessa and Elliot Argue finds bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.
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'Murder hornets' invading US are about to enter 'slaughter phase'
As always thank you for listening, be sure to check out our other podcast, Adaptations Awry, where we take a look at a book and the movie it was adapted from.
Oct 18, 2020•31 min•Ep. 87
Couple refuses to stop having sex at grandmother’s funeral
Back once again with odd news headlines we've found this week.
Oct 11, 2020•31 min•Ep. 86
Carson Wentz gets booed despite having no fans in the stadium
Back once again with stories we found interesting from this week's news.
Oct 04, 2020•37 min•Ep. 85
YouTuber livestreams himself taking poop on Nancy Pelosi’s driveway
Back to normal, for now, with odd stories from this week's news.
Sep 27, 2020•28 min•Ep. 84
Adaptations Awry, Goosebumps
This week we are playing the first episode of our new podcast, Adaptations Awry, where each episode we read a book, then watch the movie or tv show episode that it was adapted into. The first one we took a look at an older Goosebumps book, The Haunted Mask, perhaps the most classic of goosebumps books, and then watched the tv show episode. If you like what you hear then follow the podcast proper, you can do so by clicking the link HERE . Back next week with a regular episode about the funny news...
Sep 20, 2020•31 min•Ep. 83
Taking One for the Team
We return with more headlines we found amusing this week.
Sep 13, 2020•41 min•Ep. 82
Eat the Rich
We're back to talking about news stories we've found since we last recorded.
Sep 06, 2020•37 min•Ep. 81
Who's the A-Hole?
We are once again joined by our friend Michelle to play some more Am I the Asshole? from Reddit.
Aug 30, 2020•41 min•Ep. 80
Am I the A-Hole?
This week we had our friend Michelle on to talk about a couple of am I the a-hole posts from reddit.
Aug 23, 2020•44 min•Ep. 79
Woman Renews Driver’s License Receives ID with Photo of Empty Chair
Listen as we each bring a list of funny news stories we've found from this week.
Aug 16, 2020•32 min•Ep. 78
Dynamite in car turns out to be a beef stick
words. I don't know...
Aug 09, 2020•26 min•Ep. 77
Trump’s Doctor Says Sex With Demons Makes You Sick
She says a whole lot of other stuff as well, listen to find out more. Thanks for Listening, thanks for reading this...
Aug 02, 2020•32 min•Ep. 76
After 75 episodes we finally argue, for real
I was going to title the episode How lockdown made men lust after their Amazon Echo, but after 75 episodes I figured it was time to actually argue. Also I did zero editing of the argument so you can choose who is right and who's wrong, and if you ask me, there is a correct answer.
Jul 26, 2020•35 min•Ep. 75
Whale blasts ungodly amount of butt ham onto divers
And that's the pc title in case you were unsure what kind of podcast this is. We also talk about what it would take for Tessa to ok a threesome. Thanks for listening.
Jul 19, 2020•37 min•Ep. 74
Navy to sailors: Please stop buying LSD online
Super thicc boi for everyone today, we do ramble a bit at times this week, but I left in most of the funny parts!
Jul 12, 2020•42 min•Ep. 73
One in three pilots in Pakistan have fake licenses
Fun episode this week. Big shout out to my guys Jason and Jeff from the Film Soliloquy Podcast, check them out HERE Other than that, thanks for listening, tell a friend.
Jul 05, 2020•36 min•Ep. 72
Same show, new direction
Or is it? Listen to find out.
Jun 28, 2020•24 min•Ep. 71
Deaf man sued Pornhub for not providing closed captioning
This week we talk about odd news stories we’ve seen from the past week. We also give an update about how we’re going to change the podcast moving forward. Elliot makes a mistake about calling Tessa Jabba the Hut. Tessa talks about her depressing childhood of being forced into summer school when she didn’t really have to go.
Jun 21, 2020•31 min•Ep. 70
Conversation Starters
Once again the news of the world is not very funny, so we spent this episode looking up conversations starters. Topics include Tessa crapping her pants in front of my mother, imaginary friends, and more!
Jun 14, 2020•47 min•Ep. 69
Anti-porn filters stop Dominic Cummings trending on Twitter
We wanted to take a moment with all the stuff going on this week to say we support Black Lives Matter, and to go to https://blacklivesmatter.com/ to help educate yourself. Episode #68, one away from the perfect number, which is of course 67.... Will you understand my rant today is meant for humor, or do I need to explain that I'm joking like Tessa tells me I should. I think you're smart enough to get it, she doesn't, boo Tessa. Sorry for the cat this week, he means well, and he's cute as hell so...
Jun 07, 2020•37 min•Ep. 68
Mother sends son to buy groceries, he returns with wife
Sorry for the hours late upload, I had forgot that I didn't do that earlier in the week, but here it is! I also forgot what I was going to write here. Pretty good episode overall, enjoy. And if you tell a friend about the podcast we would thank you!
May 31, 2020•34 min
Everyone Likes Goth Girls, Right?
Everyone except Tessa. We're back to weird news headlines this week and all is right with the world.
May 24, 2020•33 min•Ep. 66
The Hodge Podge Episode
3 different segments this week. A music video that must be heard, and not seen; list of what you can do to show someone you love them; and a round of would you rather guest starring Tessa's brother and sister-in-law. Back to our regular formula next week, hoping the news because funny instead of just a let down.
May 17, 2020•41 min•Ep. 65
Never Have I Ever, Quarantine Edition
Special episode this week. Rick, Tessa's brother, and his wife Caroline join us for a round of never have I ever, asking quarantine based questions. If you listen real close, you can hear which of us gets drunk about 5 minutes in.
May 10, 2020•40 min•Ep. 64
Mom Drinks Sperm Smoothies to Fight off Corona Virus
If the title doesn't give it away, it's a pretty tame episode. Elliot's here... Tessa tells a story about her mother-in-law.
May 03, 2020•31 min•Ep. 63
First Known Case of a Person Who Urinates Alcohol
Elliot also ranks his uncles, Tessa talks about a sheep named Pickles.
Apr 26, 2020•30 min•Ep. 62
Amy Schumer changes son Gene Attell's name
Back to our regular format of talking about weird new stories we've found from this week!
Apr 19, 2020•40 min•Ep. 61
How well do you know Tessa and Elliot?
We take a break from the funny news, as if there is any in this current pandemic. And We focus on ourselves, so sorry to bum you out but this is a Tessa heavy episode.
Apr 12, 2020•34 min•Ep. 60
Our Drunkest Episode Yet
We've both been stuck in the house for over a week because of Covid-19 Both of our job have suspended until this horrible pandemic starts to go away. We decided to have a few drinks before recording this week's episode. We also videoed the episode, so you can watch and listen if you want, follow the link! https://youtu.be/UDK14CarGZM Stay safe and healthy everyone!
Apr 05, 2020•36 min•Ep. 59
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