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Tessa and Elliot Argue

Tessa and Elliot www.tessaelliotargue.com
Like to learn about the crazy stuff that happened this week? Tessa and Elliot Argue finds bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.
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Episodes

We sink to new lows

We've finally become desperate. This week we had Scott and Jeff from Budget Arcade on the show. You may have heard us talk about them in past episodes, and now they're here for you to hate on as well. Visit their site https://www.budgetarcade.com/ to see their podcast, website, discord and read some of their game reviews. I'm also on that show too!

Mar 29, 202035 minEp. 58

Company Debuts Sliced Mayonnaise

Sounds delicious. Much shorter episode this week, you're welcome. Tessa continues her attack on the future of sex robots, it's happening whether or not she likes it. A new publisher creates a Kama Sutra, but it's from an unlikely company.

Mar 22, 202031 minEp. 57

Welcome to my TED Talk

We went on a roll this week and didn't stop. We do the same amount of stories, but for some reason we went extra long this week. Apparently we both needed to vent. Tessa and serious issues, Elliot about how much he hates Disney Castmembers. As always you can leave us a review on your platform of choice, itunes, more or less, or by visiting https://ratethispodcast.com/tea

Mar 15, 202045 minEp. 56

Snake orgy forces officials to close area of park

We also talk about the 10th highest paid athlete, and you'll never guess who that is. McDonalds has a brand new item that also makes zero sense. And remember you can always rate our podcast by going to https://ratethispodcast.com/tea

Mar 08, 202027 minEp. 55

Stop playing Secret Hitler

What is it? Who is secret Hitler? Also Does a moldy burger make you want to eat one? Thought so. Tessa hates Alabama, still. We also talked about an old fake car commercial, go give it a watch, it’s very funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1dUk8x2XkA

Mar 01, 202022 minEp. 54

The Mandela Effect

What is the mandela effect? Why doesn't Tessa care? We also talk about Lil' Markie, no he's not an up and coming rapper. Watch the video here to get a taste of this guy, it's worth watching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTKPE3_8RdI We also get our stories this week from Scott, who hosts the Budget Arcade podcast !

Feb 23, 202032 minEp. 53

We did it! Mission Accomplished!

Feel free to think of the George Bush Mission Accomplished meme. We've gone a whole year, 52 episodes! If you've ever listened we want to thank you for taking time out of your day to give us a listen. What a long strange trip it's been for us the past year making TEA, and this week's episode is no different. This episode is chock filled with great headlines this week. And now we're well on our way to 100 episodes!

Feb 16, 202034 minEp. 52

If you know us, don't listen to this one

Might be a good one to skip if you're related, know who we are, or have ever come into contact with either of us. Truly embarrassing, but we were on a deadline to get an episode out so we did. Highly explicit this week. Tessa gets really excited about soy sauce as well. As always you can rate our show at https://ratethispodcast.com/tea

Jan 26, 202030 minEp. 49

How can Monopoly get any worse? Find out!

Thicc episode for ya this week! Sorry the sound is once again not up to our normal quality, but it is better than last week I promise. You can rate the show anytime at https://ratethispodcast.com/tea

Jan 12, 202031 minEp. 47

An All Family Episode of TEA!

Tessa' dad and brother join us for this week's episode. So sit down around the fireplace with the kiddos* this week and give Tessa and Elliot Argue a listen as Elliot tries to say the most embarrassing thing he can think of in front of his father in law. *Family episode does not mean family friendly*

Jan 05, 202022 minEp. 46

People still eat the onion

We got a lot of feedback about the last episode we did were we talked about people falling for fake news. So we did it again. Also it's been an odd couple of weeks for us, so this was quick and easy to do.

Dec 15, 201921 minEp. 43

Which Disney couple are we?

We answer that question, Tessa gets upset about it. Also we talk about how many STDs James Bond probably has.

Dec 01, 201917 minEp. 41

People who ate the Onion

This week we did something a little different. The stories are fake, but people fell for it.

Nov 24, 201922 minEp. 40

10 out of 10 dentist say toothpaste goes in your mouth, not your hoo-ha

Yep, women are putting toothpaste in that one place they shouldn't> We get a little spooky with Ouija boards, we talk dead raccoons in McDonalds. Also the sound is odd in places. Sorry. Come give us a listen or visit our site tessaelliotargue.com for me stuff we post

Oct 27, 201919 minEp. 36

Man had 3 inch tweezers stuck in urethra for 4 years

If you found that title uncomfortable, then the rest of the episode doesn’t get any better, perhaps our most awkward episode yet. We talk about mushrooms that kill on contact, hot tubs at fairs going south, and fish who can breathe outside of water. As always we have more stuff on our website, tessaelliotargue.com

Oct 20, 201929 minEp. 35

We talk about Channing Tatum's scrotum...Sorry

This week we talk about dominatrixes taking over for therapists, Channing Tatum’s scrot, and people putting potatoes in places they shouldn’t. Find more of our stuff at tessaelliotargue.com

Oct 13, 201926 minEp. 34

What actually went down at Area 51

We tackle the hard hitting questions about area 51. Also women are going topless everywhere now and we try to answer why. There's other news stories in here too.

Sep 29, 201929 minEp. 32

CDC warns people to stop making out with this animal...

Kinda gross, but people love to kiss animals. We talk about knifes made from poop, sex robots doing more harmful things. Overall it’s kinda a dark episode, sorry about that. Tessa talks about how her co-worker is a part of the 42% of Americans that are not the brightest.

Sep 22, 201942 minEp. 31

Goodbye ring card girls, hello fight progress managers

We made it to episode 30! I never doubted it, but Tessa did, probably. This week we talk about a husband who’s making life to easy for his wife, it’s not about me. Robots are taking more jobs away, this time from the adult industry, and watching out for wayward turds on hiking trails.

Sep 15, 201931 minEp. 30

The sad story of the actual Chuck E. Cheese

Learn the actual history of Charles Entertainment Cheese, as well as people who want pray hurricanes away while others want to blow them up with nukes. Find more at tessaelliotargue.com

Sep 08, 201925 minEp. 29
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