We've finally become desperate. This week we had Scott and Jeff from Budget Arcade on the show. You may have heard us talk about them in past episodes, and now they're here for you to hate on as well. Visit their site https://www.budgetarcade.com/ to see their podcast, website, discord and read some of their game reviews. I'm also on that show too!
Mar 29, 2020•35 min•Ep. 58
Sounds delicious. Much shorter episode this week, you're welcome. Tessa continues her attack on the future of sex robots, it's happening whether or not she likes it. A new publisher creates a Kama Sutra, but it's from an unlikely company.
Mar 22, 2020•31 min•Ep. 57
We went on a roll this week and didn't stop. We do the same amount of stories, but for some reason we went extra long this week. Apparently we both needed to vent. Tessa and serious issues, Elliot about how much he hates Disney Castmembers. As always you can leave us a review on your platform of choice, itunes, more or less, or by visiting https://ratethispodcast.com/tea
Mar 15, 2020•45 min•Ep. 56
We also talk about the 10th highest paid athlete, and you'll never guess who that is. McDonalds has a brand new item that also makes zero sense. And remember you can always rate our podcast by going to https://ratethispodcast.com/tea
Mar 08, 2020•27 min•Ep. 55
What is it? Who is secret Hitler? Also Does a moldy burger make you want to eat one? Thought so. Tessa hates Alabama, still. We also talked about an old fake car commercial, go give it a watch, it’s very funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1dUk8x2XkA
Mar 01, 2020•22 min•Ep. 54
What is the mandela effect? Why doesn't Tessa care? We also talk about Lil' Markie, no he's not an up and coming rapper. Watch the video here to get a taste of this guy, it's worth watching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTKPE3_8RdI We also get our stories this week from Scott, who hosts the Budget Arcade podcast !
Feb 23, 2020•32 min•Ep. 53
Feel free to think of the George Bush Mission Accomplished meme. We've gone a whole year, 52 episodes! If you've ever listened we want to thank you for taking time out of your day to give us a listen. What a long strange trip it's been for us the past year making TEA, and this week's episode is no different. This episode is chock filled with great headlines this week. And now we're well on our way to 100 episodes!
Feb 16, 2020•34 min•Ep. 52
This week we have Rick back to play a news related game show with Tessa.
Feb 09, 2020•27 min•Ep. 51
Find out how you can both get screwed inside this week's episode! Tessa still won't let the soy sauce thing die.
Feb 02, 2020•27 min•Ep. 50
Might be a good one to skip if you're related, know who we are, or have ever come into contact with either of us. Truly embarrassing, but we were on a deadline to get an episode out so we did. Highly explicit this week. Tessa gets really excited about soy sauce as well. As always you can rate our show at https://ratethispodcast.com/tea
Jan 26, 2020•30 min•Ep. 49
All kinds of out of context stories this week.
Jan 19, 2020•24 min•Ep. 48
Thicc episode for ya this week! Sorry the sound is once again not up to our normal quality, but it is better than last week I promise. You can rate the show anytime at https://ratethispodcast.com/tea
Jan 12, 2020•31 min•Ep. 47
Tessa' dad and brother join us for this week's episode. So sit down around the fireplace with the kiddos* this week and give Tessa and Elliot Argue a listen as Elliot tries to say the most embarrassing thing he can think of in front of his father in law. *Family episode does not mean family friendly*
Jan 05, 2020•22 min•Ep. 46
Elliot gives all the headlines this week. Tessa talks about how she's probably killed her school fish during this winter break, and we give the top Florida Man headlines from the year. Happy new year everyone!
Dec 29, 2019•28 min•Ep. 45
We're not even trying to hide it at this point, we're off the deep end. Listen to find out the answer, along with other crazy headlines on this week's episode.
Dec 22, 2019•20 min•Ep. 44
We got a lot of feedback about the last episode we did were we talked about people falling for fake news. So we did it again. Also it's been an odd couple of weeks for us, so this was quick and easy to do.
Dec 15, 2019•21 min•Ep. 43
Yep. Real story, just like all the rest! We're back from our vacation and back to the crazy real stories that happen every day.
Dec 08, 2019•27 min•Ep. 42
We answer that question, Tessa gets upset about it. Also we talk about how many STDs James Bond probably has.
Dec 01, 2019•17 min•Ep. 41
This week we did something a little different. The stories are fake, but people fell for it.
Nov 24, 2019•22 min•Ep. 40
Yes, it's true. Just another odd fetish of Tessas. We give other bizarre stories. Listen after the credits to hear a deleted scene from a previous podcast.
Nov 17, 2019•20 min•Ep. 39
We cover a lot of crazy news headlines this week. Check out Tessaelliotargue.com for more.
Nov 10, 2019•29 min•Ep. 38
How old is to old to trick-or-treat? Should inmates in jails be allowed to operate zoo? These questions, and more get answered on this week's podcast.
Nov 03, 2019•29 min•Ep. 37
Yep, women are putting toothpaste in that one place they shouldn't> We get a little spooky with Ouija boards, we talk dead raccoons in McDonalds. Also the sound is odd in places. Sorry. Come give us a listen or visit our site tessaelliotargue.com for me stuff we post
Oct 27, 2019•19 min•Ep. 36
If you found that title uncomfortable, then the rest of the episode doesn’t get any better, perhaps our most awkward episode yet. We talk about mushrooms that kill on contact, hot tubs at fairs going south, and fish who can breathe outside of water. As always we have more stuff on our website, tessaelliotargue.com
Oct 20, 2019•29 min•Ep. 35
This week we talk about dominatrixes taking over for therapists, Channing Tatum’s scrot, and people putting potatoes in places they shouldn’t. Find more of our stuff at tessaelliotargue.com
Oct 13, 2019•26 min•Ep. 34
Does this new sandwich/donut combo do it for you? Tessa gives us the story about why clowns scare her. And we end with a really creepy story about a 22 year old women pretending to be a child.
Oct 06, 2019•30 min•Ep. 33
We tackle the hard hitting questions about area 51. Also women are going topless everywhere now and we try to answer why. There's other news stories in here too.
Sep 29, 2019•29 min•Ep. 32
Kinda gross, but people love to kiss animals. We talk about knifes made from poop, sex robots doing more harmful things. Overall it’s kinda a dark episode, sorry about that. Tessa talks about how her co-worker is a part of the 42% of Americans that are not the brightest.
Sep 22, 2019•42 min•Ep. 31
We made it to episode 30! I never doubted it, but Tessa did, probably. This week we talk about a husband who’s making life to easy for his wife, it’s not about me. Robots are taking more jobs away, this time from the adult industry, and watching out for wayward turds on hiking trails.
Sep 15, 2019•31 min•Ep. 30
Learn the actual history of Charles Entertainment Cheese, as well as people who want pray hurricanes away while others want to blow them up with nukes. Find more at tessaelliotargue.com
Sep 08, 2019•25 min•Ep. 29