Taco contest goes wrong
We talk about a tapioca theme park, old people being gross, and Stanford AI creating creating gaydar!
Sep 01, 2019•31 min•Ep. 28
Tessa and Elliot Argue
Like to learn about the crazy stuff that happened this week? Tessa and Elliot Argue finds bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.
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Woman pulls gator from yoga pants
She also had 21 turtles in a backpack. Elliot admits to shooting Tessa in the foot with a paintball gun, on accident, maybe. How many days should you be allowed to wear the same pair of underwear? And we have a promo for the Drive With Us Podcast, check them out if you like us you might like them, at drivewithuspodcast .com . We're always at tessaelliotargue.com
Aug 25, 2019•33 min•Ep. 27
Study shows humans are racist, against robots!
The episode goes off the rails pretty quickly. More stories about women putting things in places they don't belong. Elliot gets upset that his grandma sends birthday cards to Tessa but not him. Tessa shares how she somehow has never seen The Matrix. All of that and more insane stories we share with each other.
Aug 18, 2019•31 min•Ep. 26
What causes people to be gay? We found the answer!
We solved it! Well, a couple of stories this week try to solve it, which one do you think is true? Elliot also goes on a terrible ramble that I did not edit out because I was to lazy, but maybe I should have? Let us know.
Aug 11, 2019•29 min•Ep. 25
Doctors are baffled at women who keep doing this!
What could it be? It's not good, trust me. We have a follow up about iguanas being hunted, as well as detours that are insane. Also this is a super thicc episode, sorry, unless you're into it, then you're welcome! Elliot tries to get personal, it doesn't go well. And we dedicate our show to some friends, listen to find out who!
Aug 04, 2019•39 min•Ep. 24
Meth claims another victim, Alligators
We have an animal heavy episode this week. Gators, penguins, and whatever the heck an emu is. We also share stories of high school, roller coasters, and 77 year old men.
Jul 28, 2019•30 min•Ep. 23
Who is Florida declaring war on now?
How many people do you think a cannibal could get away with eating before he was caught, the number is shocking. We have all kinds of other headlines to talk about this week as well. Life guards who are fired for doing their jobs, poems that are landing people in jail, just to name a few.
Jul 21, 2019•32 min•Ep. 22
The weirdness of twins, and things you should not do in gyms
This week we went on vacation! But we still brought you an episode, the pilot we made when we were thinking about making a podcast. It's a little different than the average episode we make these days, but still funny.
Jul 14, 2019•33 min•Ep. 21
Jersey is being terrorized by 100 feral chickens!
Chickens, drinking and canoeing, and piles of manure exploding are just a few topics we talk about this week. As always you can find more of our stuff on our website tessaelliotargue.com
Jul 07, 2019•35 min•Ep. 20
Ever thought about having your funeral at Disney?
We talk about millennials destroying another industry, Elliot's favorite Taylor Swift song, and a woman who's actual name is Marijuana Pepsi.
Jun 30, 2019•27 min•Ep. 19
Shocking: Men in public pool restrooms are super weird!
It’s an odd episode, lots of crazy news headlines this week for us to share.
Jun 23, 2019•25 min•Ep. 18
Our Most Vulgar Episode Ever, Sorry
The episode started with an apology from Tessa and by the end we go off the deep end. Lotta strong language in this one, please be warned. But it is funny? I hope...
Jun 16, 2019•33 min•Ep. 17
Florida Man VS Poland Man: the Game (the Podcast)
We have a our first guest! Our friend Brody, trust us, he's hilarious, comes on to play a game Tessa created that we're calling Florida Man VS Poland Man: the Game (the Podcast) The title is a call back, high school musical, the musical, the series, Get it? Anyway the title kinda gives away the premise, but we had a lot of fun doing the episode. Also, please don't keep track of the scoring.
Jun 09, 2019•21 min•Ep. 16
Ted Cruz wants to save us from space pirates, for real.
Sure, Space Force isn't really a thing, yet. But Ted Cruz really wants to make sure we're ready for the inevitable space pirates that come along with it. We also talk about swimming trunks that are made to hide a certain something, and who wants to marry a Mormon millionaire!
Jun 02, 2019•28 min•Ep. 15
China wants to crack down on strippers at funerals, what gives?
We have all kinds of stories to share. So many we didn’t get to all the ones we said we would talk about (next week I swear!). We also argue about how Tessa did not help much when we moved, she is very lazy. She doesn't read these so I can say whatever I want.
May 26, 2019•35 min•Ep. 14
What happens when you swallow an Air Pod?
That is just one of the many questions we answer this week.
May 19, 2019•26 min•Ep. 13
Just Crazy Headlines
We only do headlines this week, but still have some good laughs. We get closer to actually arguing with each other, one day, one day.
May 12, 2019•23 min•Ep. 12
The 1904 Olympic Marathon might be the craziest thing you don't know about
I love every episode we do, but this honestly our best one yet. You will not believe the story of the 1904 Olympic Marathon. There are so many crazy things that should not have happened. So crazy that after we do our headlines, it’s the only story we focus on this week.
May 05, 2019•28 min•Ep. 11
Bachelorette Parties from Hell and Snack Food Robberies
No Endgame talk here! We also made it to ten episodes. To celebrate we actually argue, sorta. This week we talk about people stealing a thousands of dollars worth of one product, bet you can’t guess what it is. Tessa shares a story about a bachelorette party in Vegas, that sounds like anything but a good time. As always you can visit our website tessaelliotargue.com we blog a couple of times a week about all kinds of things.
Apr 28, 2019•26 min•Ep. 10
Our longest, most controversial episode yet!
A lot of firsts this week for us! First call in to the show, thanks Scott! First 30 plus minutes long. I cut a bunch but there was still a lot of good stuff I just felt like I had to keep in. All the normal stuff is here as well, headlines, Florida man, you name it. Elliot and Tessa talk about childhood memories, Tessa shares about a really cool Instagram girl, Jessy Taylor, she’s not that cool. For some reason Elliot calls out a lot of people, for a lot of different reasons. As always you can s...
Apr 21, 2019•34 min•Ep. 9
Eating Legos, airplanes, and kranch
Yes, people ate all of those things in this week's episode. We also talk about a handful of other dumb headlines, as usual. Elliot also gives a story about swallowing something he shouldn't have. Tessa talks about her favorite condiments. As always you can find more of our stuff on tessaelliotargue.com we blog 3 times a week, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Apr 14, 2019•25 min•Ep. 8
Bathroom exorcism, soda melting tongues, and April fools jokes
As always, we talk about some crazy headlines, did you know China hides its' submarines in the ocean? Tessa talks about one woman's attempt at an exorcism of coworker. Elliot talks about just how bad drinking energy drinks all day every day is. We also discuss some of this years April fools jokes. Find all of it at our website https://www.tessaelliotargue.com Cover art By George Igel
Apr 07, 2019•26 min•Ep. 7
Renaming the Golden Corridor and shower knives
We talk about naming contests for art, that’s not really art, I get defensive about Funyuns not being chips, stop trying to make that happen Tessa, weird things to give up for lent, American vs foreign movies and why I have a shower knife. We helped form a podcast network, Little Grey Boy podcast network, find some of their bumpers in the mid roll! Cover art by George Igel, more at georgeigel.com
Mar 31, 2019•26 min•Ep. 6
Ghost marriages and Florida mayors
We talk a lot about ghost marriages, and a lot about the movie Ghost, neither of us have seen the movie. And how Florida has the worst mayors.
Mar 24, 2019•22 min•Ep. 5
Anti-vax parents and crazy bus drivers
We give headlines that made us laugh, talk about anti-vax parents being more crazy than normal, bus drivers who have had to much, and we talk a little about our youth.
Mar 17, 2019•20 min•Ep. 4
Gorilla peepers and walking off the job
We give headlines for stories that didn't quite make it for us, talk about people in gorilla costume being creepy, and just how bad working conditions have to get before an entire staff of a restaurant will walk off the job.
Mar 10, 2019•27 min•Ep. 3
Show revivals and alternative cooking methods
We talk about a show revival we are both thrilled about, and alternatives to cooking chicken you should try!
Mar 03, 2019•30 min•Ep. 2
Twitter rants and toilet bombs
In which we talk about what it takes to be a beautiful woman, and when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Feb 24, 2019•26 min•Ep. 1
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