Indeed, after 178 episodes every single week (except last week) since we started in February of 2019 Tessa and I are saying goodbye to the podcast. Nothing is wrong, we're just feeling that we are ready to move on to other projects and ideas we have. We thought it best to go out doing what we normally do, talking about weird news stories we've found from the last few weeks. I would like to say thank you, if you have ever listened, this has indeed been a work of love for both of us for over three...
Jul 25, 2022•38 min•Ep. 178
We also talk about Google AIs coming to take over, weird things we do as a couple, and vabbing (it's pretty terrible).
Jul 10, 2022•33 min•Ep. 177
We also talk about mysterious rockets crashing into the Moon, Justin Timberlake apologizing, and Minority Report.
Jul 03, 2022•33 min•Ep. 176
It's episode 175! Is this the end of the podcast? Despite my attempts to make it so probably not.
Jun 26, 2022•34 min•Ep. 175
Once again we are back with Michelle, to actually go over some news headlines this week.
Jun 19, 2022•42 min•Ep. 174
Michelle is back, and we have a huge pile of news headlines to get to this week!
Jun 12, 2022•33 min•Ep. 173
What would a conversation be like between you and the walls of your room, if you were in the fifth grade? Well we have the answer, as we once again delve into a notebook Elliot's mother found while cleaning his childhood home. There's also a poem about dreams, as well as an essay about what Elliot did on winter break, that is 100% untrue.
Jun 05, 2022•23 min
We also talk about the church of the flying spaghetti monster!
May 29, 2022•31 min•Ep. 171
We also talk about balding men, cutting grass, and inappropriate Wordle solutions.
May 22, 2022•37 min•Ep. 170
My mom recently stumbled upon an old grade school notebook I had. Inside were writing scenarios that are straight gold. What are a couple of the samples about you ask? What if you could buy shoes for walking up walls? What if balls were square? Good stuff.
May 15, 2022•35 min•Ep. 169
You've been warned. I actually cut most of the hard core stuff Tessa spouted for you snowflakes.
May 08, 2022•37 min•Ep. 168
We also try Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew. It goes about how you'd expect.
May 01, 2022•29 min•Ep. 167
If this isn't our longest episode ever, it's certainly close. It's also the first episode that has had zero content editing done. Usually I'll do a little touch up here or there to get rid of the long pauses, but because I'm finishing this up about a half hour before my bedtime the night before release I've only made sure all the mic levels were ok. Please enjoy.
Apr 24, 2022•53 min•Ep. 166
Tessa also shares the most bizarre item brought to school for show and tell.
Apr 17, 2022•36 min•Ep. 165
We are back with another episode of weird news headlines from the week.
Apr 10, 2022•30 min•Ep. 164
Things get a bit emotional this week as Michelle joins us to play Let's Get Deep.
Apr 03, 2022•38 min•Ep. 163
We are also shocked to learn the Columbus ranks pretty highly in the best pizza town contest. There's also talk of cranes vs crocs, the winner was also surprising.
Mar 27, 2022•47 min•Ep. 162
Disney adults, Mike Tyson, and pickles also make our list of topics this week.
Mar 20, 2022•29 min•Ep. 161
We’re back with Michelle, and doing something a bit different this week. Instead of headlines from the news we made top 5 lists. Lists include Michelle’s top 5 break up songs, top 5 things kids have said to Tessa at work, and Elliot’s top five days of the week to give you an idea of who's lists are the best. Also the show I was trying to think of is Legion, great show, worth a watch and it’s only 3 seasons long. This week's podcast art is by our friend Jeff, check out his podcasts Spielberg Chro...
Mar 13, 2022•36 min•Ep. 160
We also talk about which of our friends would help us cover up a murder, and what Elliot could do in order to seduce Tessa.
Mar 06, 2022•36 min•Ep. 159
Other stories include 500 pound bears, women not being allowed to sit in front seats of cars, and naked men hiding in cars. Just to name a few topics. As always thanks for listening.
Feb 27, 2022•36 min•Ep. 158
Do yourself a favor and good biblically accurate angels before listening, to help get a sense of what I was talking about this week on the podcast. We also talk of the origin of strawberry flavored milk, it's pretty nasty. Also, we don't mention it, but today's episode marks our 3-year anniversary of starting the podcast. As always, thanks for giving it a listen, and here's to 3 more years.
Feb 20, 2022•38 min•Ep. 159
You have to listen close, but Tessa's one liners this week are pretty good. We are once again Michelle joins us to go through headlines from the news that made us laugh. Elliot also reads a letter he wrote to Michelle in 2006, and finally Michelle reads of a Tinder profile she's stumbled upon.
Feb 13, 2022•44 min•Ep. 156
Other topics this week include bologna face masks, eating your finger nails, and Tessa telling me I get butt hurt about my dad.
Feb 06, 2022•38 min•Ep. 155
We are back with Michelle and back to sharing weird news headlines we've recently come across.
Jan 30, 2022•36 min•Ep. 154
Not a lot of stories this week, but we are joined once again by Michelle> I felt like the tangents were pretty good this week.
Jan 23, 2022•40 min•Ep. 153
Can you guess which part of the podcast I had to make a big cut because I actually started to piss my wife off?
Jan 16, 2022•31 min•Ep. 152
Thanks as always, see ya next week.
Jan 09, 2022•40 min•Ep. 151
While not quiet to three full years of Tessa and Elliot Argue, we are celebrating 150 episodes this week. Thanks for listening.
Jan 02, 2022•36 min•Ep. 150
We had Michelle back again, this time to play Let's Get Deep.
Dec 26, 2021•35 min•Ep. 149
