Tessa and Elliot Argue

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Like to learn about the crazy stuff that happened this week? Tessa and Elliot Argue finds bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.

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Episodes

Passenger claims woman breastfed cat on-board flight

Hey this came out on time this week. Thanks for catching it last week Jeff! Also stay after the end song for a post credits thing from Tessa.

Dec 19, 2021•35 min•Ep. 148

Let's Get Deep, the card game

This week Tessa and Elliot play the card game Let's Get Deep. It's not really a game, and Elliot makes Tessa cry.

Dec 12, 2021•33 min•Ep. 147

Do you know these new age dating terms?

We were out of town last week, but we brought our podcasting stuff with us, and decided to record an episode with my cousin Aubree and her husband Cody. A good time was had by all, except Tessa who was chewing on ice cubes for most of the episode.

Dec 05, 2021•37 min•Ep. 146

Fans Petition ‘Wicked’ Producers to Not Cast James Corden in Movie Adaptation

Come listen to Tessa explain why the Ducktales movie is the reason she's afraid of scorpions.

Nov 28, 2021•32 min•Ep. 145

Thanksgiving horror stories

We take a break from our usual format to bring you a Thanksgiving themed episode, and there's plenty of arguing to be had.

Nov 21, 2021•43 min

Arby's Is Launching a French Fry Flavored Vodka

I found the trailer I was talking about this week (well kinda). I definitely know the segment I was talking about was in a full length trailer, but I found a trailer clip from tv that has the clip in it. Is it worth your time to see what I was talking about? No. ANyway thanks for listening, come back next week.

Nov 14, 2021•35 min•Ep. 143

Man arrested for trying to rob Florida Waffle House with finger guns

Back as usual, tell a friend, thanks for listening, the usual. Check out Hitchcock Chronologically this week (Elliot was on it!) Also The Gaming Nexus Show is coming back, and is totally different, you might like it!

Nov 07, 2021•43 min•Ep. 142

Meet the 15-year-old blind quarterback hoping to reach the NFL

As always, thanks for listening, tell a friend about the show.

Oct 31, 2021•35 min•Ep. 141

Officials hope to capture loose zebras with new plan involving even more zebras

Jeff was the only one to message me last week about the description. Go listen to Hitchcock Chronologically . To bad Jeff is the only one reading this anyway, I tried Jeff...

Oct 24, 2021•46 min•Ep. 140

Google is the most searched word on Bing

Let me know if you read this.

Oct 17, 2021•41 min•Ep. 139

40% of people would have sex with a robot, study exclaims

As always, thanks for listening

Oct 10, 2021•46 min•Ep. 138

Bishop quits church after falling in love with satanic erotica writer

Michelle stops by and brings a letter I wrote to her back when we were in college (somewhere around 2006) and we have a good laugh at my expense. Then we get back to funny news headlines we've found.

Oct 03, 2021•49 min•Ep. 137

No catchy title this week

Can't find the list of news stories I used, refuse to re-listen to the episode to find one, so this is what you get.

Sep 26, 2021•26 min•Ep. 136

The case of the Balloon Man

This week we try out some two minute mysteries.

Sep 19, 2021•37 min•Ep. 135

Did this really happen?

We have Michelle back to play a new game called, did this really happen?

Sep 12, 2021•41 min•Ep. 134

OnlyFans model says naked strip videos are what 'God wants her to do'

Thanks for listening

Sep 05, 2021•47 min•Ep. 133

AITA for making a scene of my adult son and sticking my nose in his marriage

Stay past the closing song for bonus content!

Aug 29, 2021•45 min•Ep. 132

Man’s handwriting was so bad bank staff didn’t know he was trying to rob them

No more Michelle! Back to just the two of us being morons.

Aug 22, 2021•37 min•Ep. 131

Am I the A-hole, again

Michelle didn't take the hint, so she stuck around last week and recorded another episode with us, this time looking at some am I the asshole reddit threads.

Aug 15, 2021•41 min•Ep. 130

Brothers killed by train in Charlotte were mourning 3rd brother struck at same spot last week

How hard did the girls laugh about this headline this week? More than you should, that's for sure. This week Michelle joins us to talk about wierd news headlines.

Aug 08, 2021•46 min•Ep. 129

Bring your house, and share your spouse: New swingers’ trailer park opening in Mamou

We continue saying whatever we feel like, sometimes its to be funny, sometimes it's because we really think that way, who knows which is which anymore.

Aug 01, 2021•43 min•Ep. 128

TikTok trend of whitening teeth with Mr. Clean Magic Eraser is not safe, dentists say

We reference this video on the podcast this week. We then reference another video like this one, but again, just soup for my family, enjoy.

Jul 25, 2021•38 min•Ep. 127

Parents ask Amazon to change name of Alexa speaker after kids with same name get bullied

Back to the funny news stories, thanks for listening, tell a friend.

Jul 18, 2021•32 min•Ep. 126

Quirky Quizzes

We will be back next week with our regularly scheduled episodes of talking about weird news from the week, until then enjoy this super personal episode.

Jul 11, 2021•32 min•Ep. 125