Welcome to teen Girl Talk, Teen Girl Talk. My name is czy Coda. I'm Franklin Coda, and this week we're Scream six final jk not final installment. I have a question for you. Yes, um, do you have any outfits that when you put them on, you grow two feet and gave the musculature of an even more in shape man with another man? Um? Just my ghost face outfit for murders? Yeah, that's wells for the
whole movie. It's I mean, this is like an ongoing thing, right, I feel like in last year, did we cover last year's Scream for the podcast or did I just talk about it? Okay, you could talked about it for a half hour. Then we covered the other one. We talked about how sad it was that that one character's mom died on the on the front step. Yes, oh right, okay, yes, now I remember I thought about tension. What tension? High tension? High tension?
What is that like? Hypertension? Here? Jess around too on this High Tension is a movie that the first half of the movie is really good. And when I saw it in theaters, don't know why I saw it in theaters. I don't like watching horror movies and theaters. The entire audience led a correective ah halfway through the movie. So now the movie concerns this woman going to stay at a friend's house and then they basically start getting each person
starts getting killed off by this guy who has using a concrete saul. Okay, and like, um, the girl the like the friends staying over is like really smart. Like this is really tense scene where the guy is going through the house killing people and she's trying to like make the guest bedroom that she stayed in look like nobody was in it. Okay. Like so she's like wiping down the sink and like you know, making the bed and making like oh, there's just nobody in there. And we're like, oh my
god. And like this this guy is like superhuman strong and whatnot. He's like Bruce Willis from that movie where he was a superhero. I can't remember it. I'm freakable. Thank you. Um. And then like midway through the movie you find out it's her. You're just like, how did she like she lifted a grown man over her head? How did that work? I mean, Frank, we don't want to stereotype by body size. Maybe
she's like a human ant I mean possibly. But that's the thing about both the last year's Scream and this year's Scream is I don't want to discriminate against body size, but the two people who are joke joke Face who are ghost face killers, I like joke Face way better because the screen mask does look like it's laughing. Um. Yeah, But like what I'm saying is like, there's certain muscular chair that I think bodybuilders have that the people who are
ghost face did not have. Yes, these very petite women. Unless this is an anime where everybody like this, Oh, look at that skinny guy, he's actually super strongly that that skinny girls, she's actually super strong. But what if they had super soldier formula. Well that happens all that's a time in anime. But I'm I'm speaking specifically of Ken Rogers. Ken Rogers, the guy from the guy who wrote Dangers On. Yes, are you
referring to Kenny Rogers, I'm referring to Steve Bannon, Captain America. Okay, Steve Bannon is definitely not Captain America, the anti Captain America. Literally, he's trying to unravel the the already too loose clawth that this country,
fabric of this country is me. Yeah, I think. Okay, I know nobody cares about Steve Bannon anymore or the crimes he committed somehow, but I think it would be very funny if when his subsequent trials were you know, Adazzelman and everything else he's being charged with start happening and they just start referring to him as the anti Captain America. I mean, I'm willing to start that, start that trend, because like Brabart is like an anti American
site. So does that still exist? Did that go under with Parlor? No? I think that got sold to somebody. I don't know, it doesn't. I don't care about Brett Partum. I didn't even say it right. I think that it would be funny if he had to sell it in like a fire sale, because he's like, fuck, everything is so expensive now that I'm being arrested, and he's like, do you want my shitty website? Yeah, I think he already sold it sold for cash. Okay,
So his bright part Bucky or Captain America. But I was I meaning it would be Bucky. But that feels like a sin to say that. Why is this like anti Bucky well, anything like comparing it Steve Bannon to Steve Rogers feels like I said, comparing Brett part to Buck. He feels like I said, I thought that Bucky hates America. He did until Steve Rogers punched him in the face. A whole bunch, gotcha. Okay, So I looked at like once decay of Bret bart Um and now I'm a
sovereign citizen. That's how it happens. I don't drive anymore. I only travel in what is a part of my public domicile. U wait, what does that consist of? I don't know. I've been watching sovereign citizen videos and oh my god, they're so frustrating. Yeah, it's citizen videos. Might as well just be called the most annoying fucking person you've ever met in your life. Well, basically a giant toddler, A giant sovereign toddler. Have you ever wanted to watch? And I don't have a hissy fit?
Sovereign citizens tell me at one point like it's a zero two like the New Challenges? How long can you not want to hit them? Um? But speaking of hitting people, bring it right back to scream six. Um, okay, I want to give people a Frank and I rarely watch this stuff for the podcast together, but we did go just because our schedules don't line up. But we did go to the movie together last night. And usually Frank will tell you I am such a stickler, like no phones, you
have to pay attention, like no talking during the movie. I was so whatever about this entire film. Frank was on his phone for let's say seventy percent of the film, and I was like whatever. And I think it's a problem of the stuff that worked in the movie when they first started making these, like you know, talking about the rules like turning a mirror on the tropes. It's pretty old at this point, and I think that everyone
did a great job. The movie looks good. It's filmed well, it's edited well well, with some really weird inconsistencies and day and night, like you know, it apparently took them four hours to get up town. And I know New York traffic is bad, but like, come on, guys, he probably could have ran, you know, fifty blocks faster. Um, I guess it was like forty blocks, but I I don't know.
I just did not have a lot of gas for this movie. It's let see, the problem with Scream A Scream was like, we're gonna break the mold. We're gonna have people talking about the tropes and talking about the other things. And then they became a trope in and of themselves, like the self self referential horror movie became a trope in and of itself. And also they're leaving tropes on the table that they're not talking about. Um. Like, you know what we see um Portney Cox's boyfriend, but we never get
a name of He's just kind of in the background. He's, you know, he's a black man, just killed without without like any sort of ceremony. I don't think And let's call her Gail Weathers. I don't want to put this on Courtney Cox's said, I don't think she wrote this part. But Gail Weathers seems completely nonflushed that her boyfriend has been massacred in front of her. Well, to be fair, she's also been stabbed several times totally.
But like, Frank, guess what if my boyfriend was brutally murdered in front of me and I was left with his dead body. I don't think I'd be trading quips with a serial killer. Yeah. The other thing is um and like they also do the barrier gaze trope, which sucks you know well, I mean that's the other part. Mindy loses her girlfriend, who seems absolutely fantastic and super supportive of Mindy. They have great chemistry. That woman will never be mentioned again. Yeah, and there's men A. You're
gonna get some big thing where she gets a rise against vengeance. Nope, but her and Mason Gooding are gonna get dispensed right before the finale of this movie. Um yeah, Amason Goody's gonna somehow survive, which doesn't make any sense. No, he looks super done for the last time we saw him before it like two ghost faces on him, and one of them is a very vengeful in cell. I do I do appreciate. I'm gonna throw this out there. I do appreciate that the movie hates in cells. There's nothing
wrong with being a voluntary cellivate. I'm just gonna throw that there, or sellivate in general. Have whatever sex you want. It's fine. I'm gonna say there's a problem when you become bitter by it and become a jerk. So well, I don't think they consider themselves voluntarily cellivate. That's the whole thing of their name, isn't it. Yeah, I just hate I just don't care for men who think that there are old things by women. That's
what I'm really trying to say in the most roundabout way possible. So the thing I don't understand about in cells is that a self identifier? Yes, so they say I'm an insull. Yeah, they have a whole community um where like basically where they just hate women for the fact that nobody wants to date them because they're miserable and miserable people. Okay, So like what would happen if someone was like, hey, I really want to date this inso
would they then date them or would that be a loss of identity? Also sub question, are there people who get girlfriends and leave the insall community and are then sort of ostracized. No, that, well you'd probably be ostracize. Well, they probably hate you, immediately call you a Chad and all that jazzy from insul to Chad. That's going to be the name of my autobiography. Can I not be mentioned a biography? Well? I don't want to be I don't know what part of the nobody would buy it because I'm
a woman there. So there are female in cells. Stop it. Are they part of the insul community? Vaguely? I know most of those from our slash nice guys. Um so most of the time. If you go, oh my god, Okay, I'm just imagining a female insull being like dudes, won't give up the tongue. I'm writing this book. I'm gonna get called after being a poser itself. This is amazing. This is the
best plan I've ever had. What could go overall? I'm gonna be ducks before like I even write a word, I'll be like, we know what you were planning. Um so, no, if you got a three D girlfriend, you probably be keeped out of the insult community. Oh my god, is that what they call humans? Three D girlfriends? It's gentry. I'm so sorry. I'm so excited that I'm tripping over my words. Is this a different entry? I can't say that word between what foods like online
girlfriends and human girlfriends. I was trying to say that, Susie, I got too excited. Okay, please continue, I'm so sorry. I just needed to ask what it was a point of clarification because I got too over excited. I apologize. Please continue. If you're in the wife of community, you definitely get thrown out for having a three D girlfriend. A play to each other? What ins are things people say to each other like, dearly, yeah, you have a three D girlfriend, I can't funk with
you anymore. And our wife was them. There are very strict rules, so listeners, you probably can't do anything for Susie because she's freaking out too heart and her mic is muting her or zoom is muting her because of it, I'm literally dying, okay, so oh wow, Okay. The biggest thing I've seen on art slash nice Guys is when these people actually get a date, they will then immediately screw it up. Like this guy was like like this girl's like, oh, hey, like ready to go. She
was ready to go on a date with this dude. He's like, hey, do you mind we move it back an hour And the guy immediately lost his mind on her, and I'm like, you were there, you were so close his mind. He was like he immediately became abusive and like a huge jerk, and I'm just like, all you had to do was just about push it back an hour. That was you like you had it on the five yard line, you kicked it back down the field, like what
you know. I think like people like that take it too personally, because I was gonna say, I'm starting to sound more and more like an insult because with dating apps, I was so inflexible. I was incredibly inflexible because I was working a full time job and a part time job. And then if somebody and you know, had other stuff going on in my life. So if I set a date with someone and they're like and forget it,
if it's last minute, you will never hear from me again. Like but if someone was like, oh, if they didn't have a good reason or whatever. Like one time a guy told me this is when oh gosh, I can't remember who it was had passed away. And he's like, I'm too upset, I can't go out. And I was like, okay, you know, like I get it, because more than people passing away, when people I liked got canceled, I feel like I took it very personally. Someone like, look, I get it, nifty Hustle. It was
when nifty Hustle passed away. So I was like, okay, you know that I got because it's like a feeling thing. But then later the night he was like, oh, I'm feeling better, do you want to hang out? And I was like, Yo, look if you canceled on me because you were feeling so bereft, the fact that later it's like, oh, I guess I'm good. Like now, I just think you're a lying asshole. You know what. I can totally see through his asshole plan there.
He was definitely like if I say I'm too like bereft to go out, I don't have to take her to dinner or do anything fun. I can just like be like, hey, we'll hang it out. No, I don't, Frank, I think you're giving this person way too much credit. This is someone who I went on two dates with. He did something so frustrating I told him I never wanted to go out with him again. He continued to contact me every six months for like the next three years.
I don't think he has the reasoning powers that you believe he does. Whatever happened to just having pride in yourself. If a woman was just like, hey, I don't want to be hanging around you anymore, I'd be like, all right, cool, and never contact her again, because I like what you would call it causes you'd have shame. And I don't think like the kind of person who does that, who like I told in and I don't keep old numbers in my phone. So at one point he texted me
and it all caps. I was like, who is it? You send me a picture of you that the ocean? Like, what is happening? Okay, I'm just gonna protell this one quick story of a series of TikTok's. I saw somebody talk about on YouTube like this beautiful woman like, you know, just stunning. Um, she's talking about like she's playing voicemails from
this dude. And a lot of dudes are leaving voicemails now because they can't be posted online is easy, you know, not like you just screen record but sure yeah, or you just upload the way file, um, you know. And he feel like that's so much worse than a text message, like hearing it in someone's voice. Oh well, she's please please continue, she's playing it back. And this guy had apparently he's they were going to go on a date and he canceled on her, saying his dad had to
go to the hospital. He then called her and was like, I was lying. Watch my dad didn't have to go to the hospital, okay, And he's like, I'm you know, I hope to hear from you soon, like I'm really sorry. We can talk about this, and like, you know, and basically goes through the entire nice guy transformation. He like it's like I can't believe you stuff and called me back like wait, it's like, brought nothing wrong with your dad. Why am I supposed to feel
bad for you because you're a liar? Well, I thought you were better than this. I thought you were a nice girl. All these things. Um, oh my god, what a psycho. He then ends it with like I'd hate to get legal involved, and she's just like she's like, oops, I forgot to not post this online. And I'm like, she's lucky that she didn't post your picture. Um, and then wait, did he find out she posted it? And that's why he was talking about like
legal No, he was doing that pre emptively. Wait, I can't understand. So he was gonna sue her because he was saying, I don't post this online. I'd hate to have to like bring the law involved in this. Why wouldn't he just say not, like, just don't say stupid shit, and then people get posted online. I don't know, people don't didn't understand the most basic concepts of humanity, and then it gets crazier. I don't under I can't even imagine how the next day voicemail from his mom.
Damn it. I was hoping you'd say, his dad, that's like, I was so upset. I'm in the hospital U And the mom is like, I talked to my son. We don't talk to women that way. I would love to take have you over for a nice dinner and oh my god, explain what happened and like what like and the commentators like, this woman needs to buy like a baton, some pepper spray, a gun. Maybe. I'm like, I agree. Why it's so rough out there for
women. It's like that is so bizarre, because I feel like if I was a parent, I'd be like, look, you fucked this up, period, non negotiably fucked it up. You lied. Then you let her know that you're lied, which is so weird, like saying a family member is sick. It's such bad energy. You lied, and then you immediately told her you lied, and it's weird. And then you tried to make her seem like the bad guy. Bro, you gotta take this out. Also, what the fuck is wrong with you? Think? What's what the
mom she should understand? But like, hey, uh, like my son messed up, and like if our moms right, the whole family is clearly so entitled, right because she's saying, I know my son is a weirdo, compulsive liar who said that my husband was so sick or maybe they're not married anymore. I don't know. The father of my child is so sick, he is in the hospital, lied about it, and now it's trying to guilt this woman into going out with him. Like I would be so
embarrassed. I would curl into like you know those little bugs when you pick up rocks, but yeah, like roly pull bugs. Yeah I would roll. I would turn into one of those and then just roll over the horizon and never be seen again by anyone. Yeah, Like it's just I don't again, there's no like shame, right, Like, shame is not a super constructive emotion, but sometimes it's necessary. Sometimes you act out, you do some crazy shit, and you look back at it and you go,
fuck, I was violent, Like I that was crazy. I shouldn't have done that. That was like a bad look. But you don't double down. The strange part of the double down like, look, I've never lied and said I had a parent in the hospital. I've never lied said that a loved one was sick. That's a little nutty. That's a bridge too far. But then to double down and act like the victim. That's because, like, I mean, I know better. I was on the dating apps for so long. I know better than to be like, but why
would you lie? But as an observer, I'm like, but why did you lie? Did you want to go out with her? Did you not want to go out with her? Like? What was the ideal end game in that scenario? I know you don't want to give these people too much credit, but I do think of the power play, Like, I mean, I guess so, but it's like, dude, do you not think
that there's not forty other dudes? I aming me, oh yeah, now that this girl was definitely one of those ones where we would just be like, her inbox is packed to the brim, I think, which brings us around too. I was, yeah, like Samarrow Weaving is on a date, she looks amazing, she looks like an absolute smoke show. She's wearing a beautiful dress, dressed to the nines for a date at a bar that's
like nice enough, like a yuppie bar in the city. In the words of Kean Kenan Thompson from one skit regarding Margot Robbie, Um, he's married to the lord's mistress. Yeah, like she looks amazing. Then I don't know what app they're on, because I'm completely out of the loop with this stuff anymore. Yeah, I was gonna say, like, in fact, there's so much product placement in this movie. The idea that someone can call you on the dating app is horrifying in itself. They could have just made
a movie around that. Um, every other dating app in the world has been eliminated, except for the one word you can get you on the phone, Like, I literally the one one love does the Noah Centino dating app, Oh my god, what was that called again? Swiped or something? Who cares? Yeah, So when he asked her, hey, can I
call? I thought she was gonna type her number And because again from being on the dating apps, you come to guard your phone number is just not safe to give your phone number unless you know this person is not going to drive me nuts because like blocking exists, but I've definitely had dudes that I have blocked on my phone then like in my phone book, then try to get at me through WhatsApp. So like I learned that less than the hard
way. I don't know how this episode just became about dating apps, because this movie is barely about dating apps. It's about a lot of toxic, toxic men for sure. Even even before this, like there's you know, um so just to get his roll on the like finally gets rolling on the summary. Um. Samarrow Weaving is drawn out of the bar that she's in waiting for her date, and she's drawn into an alley and like by Reggie yeah um, and it's like she's murdered by Flash Thompson um from the Spider
Man movies. And like, you know, he goes back to his apartment and apparently he has a he has another like he has a roommate and they're preparing to kill Tara and Sam car Carpenter um, And I just thought, do you think their last name is a nod to John Carpenter? I feel like an idiot probably, Um, well, I didn't think about that. So you're one upon me. Um. Well, and then like flash, Thompson finds his friend dismembered in the refrigerator, and yeah, thank you.
The only reason that'sn't a very dismissive excuse me, um, The only reason I bring that up is because I'm sure that is a nod to the women a refrigerator's trope. So are you saying that him and Greg, like Greg was the lady of the two of them. I'm not trying to say that kind of stuff. Um, But like I do think this movie like it's just falling back on It's either lazily falling back on tropes or grossly referencing bad tropes, and it's like, oh, you pay attention, you'll get this.
Really, I think they just thought it'd be cool to stuff Greg in the fridge because they show it a lot like we see auto see photos of it later. Well, that that makes me feel more like it's a deliberate nod to women, the women refrigerators thing. Um. I still wonder if it happens in other horror movies. I don't know, um, but so so Ash Thompson is dispatched by yet another ghost face UM who's huge yeah. And then Tara is going out to a party with Chad and mindy Um,
she looks adorable. She's dressed like a pirate. Yeah. Um, cash Une seems to be shirtless cowboy. Yeah. I mean, if you look like Mason Gooding, you find any reason to take off your shirt honestly, Like Jimbo Jones, my shirt is really chief in me. Like if I if I looked like Mason Gooding, every time I was surprised, I just tear my shirt open. I'd be like I'm ready for action. They'd be like a car backfired. It's like, oh, okay, just put another
shirt, like another another tight white tape. Why would you not just wear a shirt with snaps rather than destroying a bunch of white us. It's more dramatic that ways, is it. And then I have oil rex when I change the oil in my car, while I look like Mason coudding. Okay, so you've ripped your shirt. Oh you're saying from the ripped shirts, you would have gotcha. Yep. And all of a sudden, all the power walkers are slowing down when I'm working on my car. Um, why
where are you working on your car? Where there's an abundance of power walkers in the in the neighborhood of the My Sugar Mama's House because I'm a Kethman, because I look like Mason Goudding and all the in cells are so mad that you have a three D girlfriend. Mason Gooding is the antipsism of an inell I know, but I'm saying, like, the the insult that we see in this movie is so mad that he's such a chad, such an
alpha. Yeah, that's what I don't get. Like, if I was, like, if I was a dude who considered myself a beta, I would love to tag along after an alpha. Is this just the thing that's not done? I would just be like, oh, my alpha roommate, he's so foxy. Well, because in the world of the alphas and datas and whatnot, yes, we generally like, you know, any guy who's who's you know, a good dude and women find attractive, they just think he's he's actually a bad guy and they're the good guy, you know,
and really he's just a guy. And okay, so so where does date rap Frankie fall in too? On that scale, he's basically an in cell um because he's willing to take advantage of women to get what he wants. I'm learning so much. So Yeah, I'm really bummed. This guy's name is Frankie and he doesn't die in this movie. Um, and his name is Frankie. Yeah, Susie, I still don't like the Like already no more sense, he said, bummed he doesn't die off all the people go
his face kills in this movie. He couldn't just spare a moment to dispatch of date ra Frankie. Nobody will know ghost bases like completely off the chain in this movie, Like there seems to be really no where I'm a reason, Like I know that they try to build in a scaffold after the fact, but I did not think that it held up. It was rickety at
best. Let's say it's just like it reminds me of the Taken movies where every time, like every one of the Taken movies, it's just a more people getting revenge where the people killed the list Taken movie, Like, how far does this rabbit hole go of people who are seeking revenge against the Carpenter sisters, Like we're gonna be like I'm the fifth cousin of the people you murdered in Scream six. It's like, Wow, you guys are really reaching.
Do you guys have a family reading here recently? Is that why this is going on? I mean, okay, So what I will say about Oh my God, Scream Reunion, yes, um. What I will say about this movie that actually appealed to me more than Scream twenty twenty two is that they've gone all in. It's Sam being a I think you called her Sabrina Carpenter. Her name is Samantha right, Well, I'm getting her confused with the girl from that one really boring dance when we were watched. I
was gonna say, Frank, that's like a very popular celebrity. But Sam, they're just like, guess what Sam loves murder? Like in her boat, she just loves it. And we see this. We're sort of educated in this. When she tells her therapist, I think I've been holding off from telling you for the past six months that you know was all over the news, but apparently you don't leave the house. I don't know. Maybe her therapist is like, uh, what's her name, Amy? Oh gosh,
the redhead from the Woman in the Window. Yes, but yeah, because we never see the therapist out of the house. He sees client in the house and when Sam's like, hey, I'm gonna because he is behaving in a very un therapist way where he says, I'm gonna need the details. So then she's like, real quick, just to summarize, did kill my ex boyfriend? Stabbed him twenty two times, shot him in the head.
Here's the thing. I liked it. It felt right all of a sudden, the therapist is no chill and it's like, I'm gonna need to see you right out the door, which is like you pushed for these details. It was all over the news. How did he not know this? Like, I've been in therapy for fifteen years at this point, and like when I talk about something traumatic, my therapist is sit retorts with Okay, well, how does that make you feel? Not look give me them deeds?
Well, the thing I thought that he was going to turn out to be a bad guy because he was behaving unprofessionally. Nope, murdered, that's yeah, not the case. He reports her to the police. The police know she killed someone. I'm sure they talked to her after she stabbed Ritchie and she didn't and she brings up a good point. She's like, I'm not threatening to kill anyone, Like, you know, I just happened to kill my boyfriend who was trying to kill me. It was one thousand percent
self defense. Yeah, and they had a whole plan. Um. So then Sam finds out that Tea's at a party and she goes to retrieve her and she tases dry Frankie and the balls. I'm like, God, just have finished him off. Um what frank what? Yes, he does not seem like a good dude, but you're really starting to sound like one of the ghost faces. Yeah, should have just murdered him. I'm just saying, Susy. Yeah, I know you're just saying. You're just saying they
should have murdered him. Yeah. It a bridge too far, like a real Samantha right now. Okay, fine, then she can just beat him up like that awesome MTV show Sweet Vicious. Oh yeah, I forgot about that show. Um. Okay, So Tara is upset that Sam is not letting her live her life. Um, and people also Sam and Tara um
are um, excuse me, what do we call it? They are being targeted by people who have believed that they are the killers and like they just framed Richie and Richie is like innocent and he has fans online and I honestly think this is a good thing. Like I'm really waiting for our big hypristophiliac horror movie because Cecie and I are both into true crime, but not until the way these people are where they're like no rushing on like murderers and that
and Jeffrey Dahmer and whatnot. No, I really want to see a good hyperstophiliac. I wonder Harley Quinn councils hyperstiphiliac. Yeah, i'd say she does. Um, but like people, I think so angry at Sam and Tara. Um. Sam is also dating um, a guy who lives who is known as hot Shirtless Dude UM, and like he's kind of just there in the movie. He just saved them at one point, but other than that, he has not a whole lot to do. Um. They have another
roommate called named Quinn who is just the sexpot of the group. UM. And she has a nameless boyfriend who yells things out from the bedroom. We will never see him until he's dead. Yeah, so the ghost face killing start again. Um. Sam's like we need to get the fuck out of New York City. And Tara's like, we're not leaving my education and Sam's like we're just leaving like for the weekend or while this blows over whatever. That makes no sense. Yeah. Um, and they find like they find
evidence of like they find O once about Sam at the crime scene. Hidden pendant here shows up. Um. I totally forgot she was in the second movie. Yeah and she um isn't that she's not the Eye agent. Oh Gail shows up. They punch her in the face. Um again call back yeah so um, And I'm just like, oh, that's a nice little massif reference. Um, but how is that a mass effect references? Because Sydney punched her in the face and then they became be a fast Maybe that's
the into being friends with Gail Weathers. You got pop for one real quick. In the Massive Games, there's a newscaster that if you choose the renegade option, you can punch her in the face because she's like accusing you of all these like you know, tabloidy things. But then in the third no of letting whole races of people die. But that's not a tabloid thing. That's a genocide. Yeah, well what she twisted the facts for her for her viewers. Anyway, Um, and then the third one, my shepherd
hugged her. I was just like, I know you're scared, but we're gonna get through this, um, because I was sick of punching her in the face. As she accuses you of genocide, You're like, fuck, I get it. We all have bad days. Um So anyway, Um, Sam and Tara are like our crew is roughly assembled at this point.
Um. As we entered the second after of this movie, it's Annica, Mindy, Chad, Sam and Tara and Ethan um and and Quinn whose father is a detective still that one around for later played by Dylan McDermott, best known for My best Friend's Wedding, Oh and also looking like a real daddy. This is when Mindy breaks it all down and like a very tired scene where she's just like we're in a legacy movie and like like everybody's on the
chopping block. Now there's gonna be beheadings. Just make you miss Jamie Kennedy. Rip No, Um it maybe just tired and angry and especially angry at the end of the movie when none of the legacy characters get killed. That is true. They faked us out and made us think that they killed all
of them, and then they're like, jk. Nut. It's like reading THESS Stores Extended Universal books and you're like, eventually somebody besides Chewy's gonna die, and then nobody about Chewie dies and you're like, oh my god, jew he's dead. Jewey gets a moon dropped on him in one of the
books. That's terrible. It's the only way to kill Chewy. This is like when Frank told me about the names of the different um animal Transformers when we watched preview last night, and I became enraged, and he compared it to the dumb concession commercial on the regal movie theaters like preview role and I was like, it's not the same, because the thing is, I'm gonna have to see this. Concessions add so much less that I'm gonna have to
care about Transformers forever again. I thought they were done with that, isn't Michael Bay canceled. They reboot it up with Bumble Bay. I just don't. But if Bubble May seems to hardly be in this movie, it seems to be more about what was that thing you said to me yesterday that really made me mad? God that it seems to mostly be that. I'm not saying we're probably gonna need an extra credit about this. I'm furious I will extra credit about Transformers Beast Wars. I am so bump for this. I
just I have so many feelings. When I was a kid, if there is something where people turned into animals, I was all about it. And then they're like, hey, what Transformers turned into animals? I'm like, fuck, yeah, I feel like the mom from Cruel Summer. I have an ocean inside of me feelings about beast words. I'm not saying I'm gonna use their names as punctuations for the things I say Tiger Tron, but I
might. Yeah. Okay, Frank, if you had to read your enjoyment of what we watched last night, how does Scream six compared to you watching that preview? I mean I didn't. I'm not I'm pumped about Beast Wars in general. I'm not pumped about more Transformers movies. I liked Bumblebee. I thought Bumblebee was a good movie because I had highly Hayley Steinfeld in it, and it was focused on just please do not John C. Reacher and John Cena, who said one of the best lines in Transformers movie, They're
called the deceptive cause. For God's sakes, I mean, that is a good point he's making. Like, um so, I mean I thought Screen Scream six was compatably made. I didn't have that. I've seen some movies where, you know, we've watched them stinkers, like this was not a kissing pooth kissing moves like The Native from Me where I have to take breaks in between every ten minutes I watch it, or those horse movies that were
like just so boring, like it was inconceivable how boring they were. Like, the main problem with Scream six is if you've seen the trailer and the cool subways scene, you've seen kind of the best part of that movie. The way I thought thinking about this movie might make it better is that you almost think about it the way Law and Order is a procedural where you go
in knowing what you're gonna get. I'm going to see a crime and then I've seen an investigation, and by the end of the episode it'll be wrapped up. And that's how I felt about this movie. I went in I saw some crimes and by the end of the movie it was wrapped up. Well, it's also just like it's not imaginative like in the Final Destination movies. You went into those being like I can't wait to see how deaf murders these teens and an over the top grewesome way oh cool tanning bed all right,
cool log going through like their car. That's interesting. I've literally never seen any of the Final Destination movies. But they did bring up Saw last night during the movie and I was like, oh my god, they're talking about Billy Billy the puppet, my favorite. I've also never seen any of the Saw movies. Oh, because there's a new Saw movie coming out right, No, yes, yes, there is, right. I didn't make that up. I think so. But it's just like, hey, Susy,
how is this person gonna get killed? Oh, they're gonna get stabbed. It's just like stabbing, Like I'm not scared of stabbing. The best part is when Sam says they took all our knives so we didn't we couldn't fight back, and Frank said buy a gun? Why did you buy a gun? Phrase I've never heard my brother say in his life, and he's just like, oh my god, just buy a gun. You live in America. He's like, you're being a real anti Captain America right now.
Captain America used the gun in the movies. Throwing that out there real quick. He did. I thought his shield was the whole thing. And when he's fighting in World War Two, he was using a gun. Um was like an old timey musket. No, he was using like a pistol. Like there's whole a scene where he comes in and he's like shooting things from with a pistol. I don't know why old time pistols look so effeminate to me, Like they look so fussy. I mean, I'm really into that
the way you're describing them. But the thing, okay, here's the thing. I don't own a gun because I don't feel like I need one to be safe because I live, you know, in a very nice place. Yeah, braggy. But if like, if I had a history of people trying to murder me, ghost facete murder you. Yes, And okay, And here's the other thing that bothers me is like, you know, Susie and I watched UM Friday the thirteenth, and we did like an extra credit
bat because the movie is so boring and just nothing. Yet they say it's the best one. Now. They said the second one is because that's the one I entered, Jason. The first one is they are trying to fight like an elderly mom, and like they keep knocking her down and I'm like, just keep hitting her, like, don't stop hitting them until they stop moving, like this is the this is the this is my scream monologue about these things, like why did you stop hitting them? Like you should have
kept hitting them, like do all these things? You know? Like I really like Sydney in the fifth one, um the one we watched last year where she is using proper room clearing like techniques. She's shooting once through the door and then like you know, kicking it open and then clearing the room. These people didn't learn any of that. I mean, oh wow, did you know what it made me think? Because Nev Campbell is not in this movie and they mentioned Sydney, They're like, Sydney is going somewhere safe
with her family and she deserves a happy ending boom. But in this ghost Face apparently doesn't even care about Sydney or the legacy or any of that. But it reminded me so much of in the second three hundred, where they kept talking about was that King Leon Ediths and being like he's really like around but like, no, we're not gonna talk to him. Yeah, go
like Gerard Butler just does not want to be in these movies anymore. You're gonna see Sydney, You'll just And I thought the thing was that Sydney it was gonna be like she popped up at the end, but they didn't do that. Um, but I did think I had started talking about this where
they decided that they were going to go in like Sam loves murder. It's like her whole thing now, and she talks to her dead dad a bunch and through like she has visions of him, And it kind of made me like the character more because it made the approach of her being because like, look, I am not an especially calm person, so if someone was trying to murder me every six to twelve hours, I would be like on the
verge of historia constantly, and Sam just is not. And so the twist of this film being that Sam's like I kind of like stabbing people to death, and we get a couple of moments where it's like, oh, is she going to control herself? Is she gonna like pull back? And she
decides not to. It makes more sense with the way that she's been reacting to things versus the first one where she's like, Hey, i' are you upset about the fact that my mom, like you know, cheated with my biological father and did this to our our dad, who the man I consider my father. And they wrote the mom out of this one too, where Gale Wethers is like, oh, where's your mom? And uh wait,
why did Sam say? The mom stopped talking to her because she revealed that m Sam's father is Billy Loomis, which like, I feel like everybody on earth already knew even when that movie started happening. And then oh gosh, what's her sister's name? You said it to Tara, So then Tara stops talking to their mom, and like their mom was absent for the entirety of the last film, so it wasn't like a huge lass. I just think it's so funny the way they're like, well, we need to explain the
absence of this character. Well, the mom lives in California, they're in New York. I don't expect to see her in the thirty six hours this movie takes place. Could you imagine if there was an am I the Asshole about like like from salmon TERA's perspective, where it's like, well, I revealed that my mom my dad's a Seri killer. My mom doesn't talk to me anymore? Am I the Asshole? And what happened to their dad? He's Billy Lemis No, not Tara's dad though not the man who raised them.
I don't know. I saw he left alive, right, I don't know. I'm only watched the two of these. Well ran, these two characters are only in the two of these, Okay, Well, I don't care about that. I only care that, like like Sam and Taras survived and Chad and Mindy and past that. I was like, I don't care about their backstory as want to make sure they get off here. Okay. I'm also wondering how they like dage Ski Orige. Is that just like a
hologram? Oh, they just have that technology now then they maybe maybe because they weren't using it that much, they used like they were able to put more effort into it on like the horrific aberrations that are in most of the like Star Wars movies. Yeah, you've been thinking a movie that I already had so much um CGI in it, they'd be like, we should probably
put our back into this hologram. Yeah, and well just continue going back to my further rant about why I don't care for about the Scream movies. Um, it's just like, yeah, they're just gonna stab people. They're like, I'm a ghost face you've never seen before, and I'm just like, which is untrue, that's a false promise. Yeah, it's like my mask is a little bit dirtier, and I'm like really really like, yeah, all of the ghost face masks in this movie are super raggedy looking.
And they're like, here's a museum of scream stuff, and I'm just like, I don't care specifically it's stabbed stuff. Yeah, and I think they really went overboard with And I don't know. If you are a person that loves the scream nostalgia, you can write us a real team girl talk at gmail dot com. I would love to hear about that. Because I've seen all these movies, I don't particularly have nostalgia for any of them, which is funny because the first Scream came out and was huge while I was in
high school. I was like, exactly the age for these movies. But and like at the time it did seem neat that was a while ago, a couple of days ago, Like we're not really It's gonna take a little bit more for me to be like, oh yeah, I'm all in.
That being said, there was an entire row of teenagers in our screening last night on a Tuesday night, So you know, people are still like a lot of times when I see a movie during the week, I am one of maybe three people in the theater or there's nobody else in the theater. So that's saying something for people's sort of hunger for horror movies. I'm also
that being said, I was sort of like, here's the thing. I don't think this is I think, you know, so in my subjective opinion, this was not for me, but I can see other people enjoying it. Well, Like, you know, I watched movies sometimes and I'm like, I don't understand the kind of person who likes this kind of stuff. You know, like a lot of war movies are like that for me.
Sport your porn. I just don't get Yeah, like I don't want to watch Hostile, I don't want to watch Humans Center Pete, but I can understand this movie. Do you know what I want? I want versions of the Saw movie that's just Billy the puppet riding his tricycle around and no torture. Um. I want versions of the Saw movies. But he's doing nice things for people, but he still says it in this spooky bay. Yeah,
so you're like scared, but then it's like a treat. He's like, you've been locked in this in this house, there's a there's a box of kittens that that are wandering the house, and one of them has the key around its neck like safely gone a little collar. You must cuddle each kitten to find the key. Let the kings. Oh my god, that would be adorable, especially if that kitten decided to like just go take a nap, yes, and then you just die of dehydration and starvation because that
kitten is like just not very motivated. Well no, he's like, like there's proper food and water in the in the fridge. Maybe fe the kids. They probably enjoy it. Let the case begin. The key to your dream car or at the bottom of this Sunday let the cames begin. But then you eat the key and you're like, well fuck, It's like, don't worry. I'm actually a doctor as well. I'll cut that thing out of you and then you have your free car. Oh good, I guess
you can't really pass it right, passing a key inside drill back. I probably should have thought about this better, you know, next time, just putting putting the key in a box next next to the Sunday and then when you're done on the Sunday keeps getting worried or complicated. It's like, I mean, it was a good Sunday. I can see why you ate it so fast. But it's me that you eat that cake, so I'll pay for you to get it removed. The kids begin and the it's like,
oh, well shit, you don't have health insurance. That's a problem. I've just thought you about for a really cheap but really good health insurance plan. Cut o the research you had to do. Why why is Billy and the Puppet so good? It's searching the insurance marketplace? Is he on the internet? Do you think, oh, Tobin Bell, No, I refuse to acknowledge that there's a Cuban behind Billy the Puppet. I'm saying, do you think that the puppet serves the Internet? Oh? Definitely, That's how
he finds his victims. Oh okay. Do you think he belongs to some like wholesome communities? Do you think he has like a pinterest where he's like, I love these toiliies, anybody who's living their life, living their life to the full. He's part of the yellow community, is like, that's the whole thing about these Saw movies is he's just like, I need to make you like be grateful for your life by putting you through abject torture.
You know, this seems like a flawed premise. Yeah. I like to see Billy the Puppet hangliding, though, Like he's like, I'm living my best life. I'm living for me. I don't know why I find it so funny. Of like them pushing the hanglider off of the cliff, the puppet can't steer it, so it just like careens into the side of the cliff and for some reason explode up. I do find that a very funny
image. The image I find way funnier is like the puppet is hanging on like the hand glider gets like twenty feet away from the cliff, and the puppet just immediately just drops and then he just the hang gliders throwing around about a pilot and then they slams it into the cliffet explodes. There we go, and the people just like, why do we waste our hang glider like that. Here's the other thing I have looked into buying a Billy the Puppet
doll. Don't ask. It's like a hundred dollars. I'm like, isn't there like a cheaper version of this, like that fat Garfield stuffed animal I want so much. That's only twenty bucks and it's amazing. Well, I'm sure they did not put enough care, as much care into that horrible Garfield Stubb animal so rude as they did the Billy the Puppet. I guess you're
right. Okay, we should wrap this up, and I'm just I'm just gonna throw us out there, like you know, if we're if we're tapping on the door of the Supernatural with Sam talking to her I literally thought you were going to start talking about the Winchesters like Sam talking to her dad. We should just go full bore into it in the next ghost Face like, I don't know, like just make it Billy Loomis, but make it actual Ski oriche stop with these holograms. Just old man, hot old man,
and the thing we were referencing at the beginning is there. Okay, So I'm just gonna just end this movie, um, because I did kind of like one part of the ending. Um. So the end of the movie is they get trapped in like the Scream Museum basically, and the three killers
show up, oh three this time. Um, it's the detective, his daughter and his son Quinn Ethan and mister detective I don't remember his name, don't care, and they're like, we're gonna kill kill you for killing our son, my son Ritchie And they're like, your son's a piece of shit and he cried when I killed him, just throwing that out there, and they're like, we're gonna kill you. My son was via Rile and no.
That was so I hated that. At a certain point when when um, Gail's boyfriend gets killed, like the two of the three ghost faces are with the team, so that leaves just Quinn, who was a five foot like maybe a hundred pound girls just don't banana split watch that movie. It's way better. And I'm just like, the detective's not with them, he's already split off. Remember no, because they steal his cop car. They
abandoned him in the park, right. But then it also takes them like four hours to get up town, so he probably walked and got there fast. He took the subway, he speedwalked. He was one of the speedwalkers walking by you changing your oil. The two good parts of this movie are the convenience store scene and the um the scene and the subway. The gay apartment scene is okay. I just did not enjoy watching Courtney Costs get stabbed. Um. And then here's the other part that I wondered about. Oh
god, what was it? Oh so Sam, and what's his name? Robbie heard the boyfriend? Yeah, I don't remember his name. Mother. They barely saw Danny. No, no, no, no, that was Danny. I'm saying the boyfriend that she killed Ritchie? Ritchie? How long did they date? Because they met working at the bowling Alley? Right, Sam, apparently immediately trust these men and we'll we'll die from them after like
maybe four months, because I was like, it did Richie. We are led to believe that Richie's entire family relocated to New York, the most expensive city to murder Sam and Tara. Fine, I will suspend my disbelief. But did they live locally to his family back in California and then just never ever see them even though he and Sam were living together. Also, did his family know he had two girlfriends? They seems to be willing to forgive
him anything. But I thought about that because I remember the last movie started when Tara gets attacked right by the ghost face and which I presume is Ritchie or his very small other girlfriend's secret girlfriend. So then I'm like, did the family know that virile Richie do girlfriend because they were living together? The dad was probably like, Chad move, son, Chad move, Okay? And then the small girlfriend where did she live? She lived back in Michigan
because they knew They said she was like a teenager. Right, So Richie wait, is Richie in? Is Richie pert? Yes? Where did you Sam and Richie live when the movie starts California? And then where does Tara live? Michigan? Okay? So then they go to Michigan? Yes? Did they drive there? Yes? At us has taken days. Yes, so wait so then small girlfriend also lived in Michigan. Yes, okay, I guess it all checks out. Good on you. Scream five, it
really doesn't like, Okay, well what are we watching next week? Oh? I oh, let me go to my safe list, because I know there was stuff. Netflix knows knows me at this point. So They're like, look at this, why any thing? And I'm like, I do want to watch that? What she wants us to watch? I'm going to talk about what I would want for a possible Scream seven. Um. In Scream seven, Jenner Wartego gets multiple motorbikes and does she ride them one at a time. Oh no, no, No, She's riding them like one
foot on each motorcycle. And people are like, that's highly dangerous. It's like whatever, I'm Jenner Wartega. Meanwhile, um, Sam Carpenter, It's just like, huh, Tara does that? A girl named Jenner Wartega look a lot like you and tears like you bet she does? Um, And yeah, I know, I'm just I'm just really running a team here. So yeah, okay, uh, you know. Next one is at Camp Crystal Lake, which is just across the just across the River in New Jersey.
Yep, that's right, right that their team takes place in New Jersey. Um, and they decided to go there. I was like, oh, we're having a summer camp. And Minnie's just like, wow, we're really gonna get murdered this time, and a ghost face shows up and all the like, you know, because teams are so much better these days. The teams are just like, yeah, we're never gonna let you kill some of our favorite counselors. And they just team up and they murder the teams
and think they murdered the ghost faces. And I'm like, wow, that's a lot easier than we, like ever anybody ever thought it was. And they're like, yeah, we didn't have guns, we just had bats. And then just like we took care of those miss missus, Miss Carpenters um and a right cool who's up for making friendship bracelets? And then Chad plays a beautiful play. Chad plays some Jake Johnson on his guitar around the campfire.
I mean that sounds amazing and I would definitely watch that because you know, Chad puts on the Jake Johnson when he's wearing a good job. Yeah, he's like, oh my god, it's just so romantic. I'm just a surf bump somehow in Michigan. Okay for Scream eight. I mean, I keep looking at these shows, but they're all subtitles, which there's nothing wrong with that. Which Nev Cammill reunites with Denise Richards and Denise Richards is
five different ghost faces. That's right, we're really pumping up the ghostfaces this time. She's five different ghost faces, but like each well there's one of them that's just Denise Richards and like the rest of them are different ghostfass played by Denise Richards wearing different hats, and they're all denich as well, different different hats, and like they're like, why are there so many dense Richards? Guess what cloning? Cloning is happening. Clonie is happening in this movie.
There's an army of ghost face Denise Richards and you know, like she's like at one point, one of the Denise Richards says, I'm a ghostface killer, and immediately the Wootank clan shows up and they're like, how dare you steer r ip? And they arrest Denise Richards because like they're the wootank clan. Who's not going to listen to them? I want to watch Misfit this series. Oh wow, okay have you heard about this? Yeah?
It has a lot of people that became a lot more famous later on, a lot of people that became famous a game with the runs later on. Like awesome. It looks very fun, it looks very colorful. I mean yeah, it's about misfit superheroes. Oh cool, I thought it was about a musical. Wait, wait are we talking? What are we talking about the same thing. I'm gonna send it to you, but if you want to write us, you can write us at real teen Girl Talk at gmail
dot com. Last year. Oh wait, does it have Pierce brows in that? I don't think so. I think we're talking about different things. Oh sorry, okay, so we have a face still loving it? You being like oh man, oh no, totally different things. We have a Facebook group and page that Frank moderates um and until next week, I am Susie Coda. I'm Frank Coda Team Codada. Yeah, this is a totally different thing.