Agent Cody Banks- I win by doing nothing

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I basically strong armed you into doing this movie. And you know what, it was No Debs. How out of all of the three movies we watched this month, DEBS is the standout for me because Debs I knew what it was totally. They were just like, hey, we're gonna have our

bad guy threat in Australia. And then somebody be like, hey, you're just acting out at this point and then dump yeah, and then like barely at lethal was like, are we, you know, a taught like thriller kind of or are we about a teen girl trying to acclimate into like a high school world. Cody Banks is just like, yeah, he's just part of the CIA, and you know, like we accruited him at age thirteen or twelve, he must have been recruited before that because he was literally a

sleeper agent. They had to like crow atoa him and also he still has parents, which makes this the well, well, I guess the devs still have parents. They don't really talk about them, but I'm assuming you know, no adults like besides Hologram what's his name exists in the dev's world. Well, okay, but what I'm saying is like, at least off screen, there are probably parents because like those girls, which is recruited out of

high school, so they're technically adults. Cody Banks, the lore in his world is the cruelest lore of them all, because he still has parents who openly love him. I was gonna say actively love him. That shuts off and turns on who very much love him, and they don't know what's going on in his life. So if he doesn't come home from a mission, well who knows what happened to Cody? Yeah, they only just think he got like child abducted. Okay, so that show up with the folded flag

and just grim way hand it's eleven. I'm terrible. First they have to come to terms with the fact that they're said to the CIA. Then they have to come to terms with the fact that their minor son was murdered in the CIA. Does he get paid? I don't know. Okay, So I think that the best way to approach this film because I find the unwatchability of this film staggering. There is so much money. Everybody is putting their back into it. Like Frank, as Frank was, I had watched this

film last night. As Frank's watching it, He's texting me, why is Keith David in this movie? Why is Ian McShane in this movie? And I'm like, I don't know, Like that just must be. I mean, Angie Harry is in this movie. Frankie muniz Is like the height of his popularity is in this movie. Hilary fucking dust during like this is her heyday. So the cast alone is a huge chunk of the budget. And then there are so many set pieces, so much CGI, like the nanobots.

CGI made me wish for a platforce Field. Like. So I'm gonna say number one rewrite for this film. You gotta make Cody Banks older. Can't be thirteen. This movie is not for preteens, fifteen, whatever. This movie is not for young children. There's too much cleavage in it for to be for young children. Just make him older, you make him older than you just have kingsmen which is a pretty terrible film. Okay, but it can still be waxing terrific. It's just the male version of Deb's and

barely lethal. That's the you know, you were asking, why don't we see the dude version of this, you know, like teenage Secret Agent, because I think it just ends up in the gross place that this movie ends up of. Like all, aren't teen teenage boys horn dogs? You know? Like yeah, and it just so like, let us not forget James Bond is like a predator. He's openly he's a predator, and he's just a gross out all the time. He at least gets jokes though, Yeah,

like there were no jokes in this movie. Yeah. Well the thing is his jokes happened after he murders people, which it just makes him even more of a psychopath. Yeah. Like the one joke in this movie is when the henchman's um and I cannot remember his name, Bill told me apparently he was in the Brendon m M these names. His name's Moldy. Yeah, when he says you ruined my haircut because his hair is shaved into like an arrow or some sort of shape. That's like the one of the only

attempts at a joke that I recognize. I don't know my movie is so humorless. I laughed pretty hard when Ian McShane, of all his pomposity, of all his dignity and all the light power that he possesses, called doctor Connors a no at all, a little nerd. I mean that was pretty funny. So here is the thing. Everybody is taking this movie as seriously as you can, like Eatan McShane is chewing the scenery all over the place. The scientist's dad looked familiar to me, but I couldn't remember what I

had seen him in. And also I forgot that there was like a science plotline early and often in this movie, like because it gets so buried in the lead of Cody Banks having to like pursue Hilary Duff. I cannot believe I did not put two and two together. That emo hotep from The Mummy was Moley. It must have been that haircut. Like he is so goddamn hot in The Mummy. I mean, everybody's taught in the Mummy, Brendan Frasier, Rachel Wise him, like everybody's terrible hot in that movie. And

they they didn't. I couldn't even recognize him because that's stupid, like black widow mark haircut. What the fuck? I mean? They really did like tough guy him up in this movie. Oh oh, he has a power, he has a strength when you watch him in the Mummy, Like, have you never seen the Mummy, Sissy, I've never seen the Mummy. Okay, I'm gonna scour that movie because that he needs to us to rewatch the Mummy, to find a team so we can watch the Mummy. It

is a joy to watch. That's what I've heard. What's funny is that the library we have the Brendan Frasier Mummy, but somehow it got replaced with the disc of the Tom Cruise Mummy, and someone must have checked it out. They sent it back and they were like, this is the Tom Cruise Mummy. I don't want to watch this. So what that tells me is that some daring library patron was like, I'm going to rent out both of these movies. I'm going to Tom Cruise Mummy so that I can keep the

treasure that is the Brendan Fraser. Mommy. Apparently we have no idea what happened to the disc for the Brendan Frasier mummy. So but okay, um, I guess we need to get right into it, a Frank, I am really going to need your help with plot points, character names. I'm gonna be super upfront. I did a terrible job staying off of my phone. That's usually not a problem I have watching stuff for the podcast, but I was like distracted, I was on my phone. I ate dinner.

Like I did not do a good job this week. I understand that there were certain parts of this movie, like two or three thirty second intervals where I had to like fast forward, there's just too awkward. But I feel like I got Okay. I want you to call those out too, because I don't think I was paying enough attention to catch on that things were super awkward. Yeah, I got. I pretty much got the gist of it, so we can go. Okay. So we open with a bunch of

dudes we've never seen, obviously, because the movie is just starting. Ian McShane is like being super evil with his henchman Moley there at which seems to be almost it's not like a public exhibition, but there's a group of people watching a scientist. We'll learn that's Hillary Duff's dad in the movie, not in real life, and he's like, look, I made these nanobots and they can be trained to eat oil after an oil spill, so this is

really great for the environment. And there's in the model that he's using to exhibit the nanobots, there's a little toy seal. For some reason, Ian McShane has a barbecue fork, stabs the seal, holds it up and asks if the nanobots can be trained to kill anything. This is how we know immediately this is a bad guy. And I think he says like, ooh, baby seal or seals or something and then stabs it. It's jarring of

mission accomplished. And so the scientist kind of blithely says like, yeah, I could train them deed anything, and Ian McShane says, great, you have a week figure it out, and scientist guys like, I can't. That's not enough time. I guess Ian McShane is, and I refuse to learn his character's name. Is funding this work? Yes, Um, because

I don't know how he'd get to make that demand otherwise. At a certain point, Um, doctor Connor says, our deal was I fund you fund the research I decide what we do with the technology, and E mcshane's basically like, idiot, good devil uses for terrorism, by the way, you can't also have your lizard formula. And doctor Connor's like, oh, so here's the other part. I don't get what why Dizzy and McShane want the nanobots to eat everything? Well, I think it's just to make them a

viable threat. Well okay, I mean he has a good idea, which I just think he was thinking too small, where he's like, I'm going to use these to eat all of the nuclear weapons that America has. I just like, why I stop there? Why not all nuclear weapons? Like what if McShane was just like, you know what, the world without nuclear weapons will be a world I want to live in, kind of like m Bison. Sure, yes, if he did that, that'd be cool. But this is a man who stabbed a little model of a baby seal with

a barbecue fork. I think he brought it into the room so he could do that. He's like, he's in his kitchen and he's like, you know, I'm just gonna you know, I'm just gonna bring this barbecue skewer with me. I don't know, I'm probably good. I'll probably need to threaten somebody that's just out of my day. Usually pans out, Oh you don't think he had his assistant hold it? Well, he's like yelling holding it on his person. Frank and his tailored suit. I mean, okay,

he's just gonna rip holes in his tailored suit. I'm sure. I'm sure there's a man with many knives on him. He's a bad guy. Yeah, but he has henchmen because henchman handle like the dirty work, and he's like henchman dressing the lore tracks. It's it's like, oh my god, those ill fitting the war track suit. I cannot But it's in the same way that famous people basically have someone on their entourage to carry the drugs so that if they get stopped for any reason, they don't have like they

can't be charged with possession. Do you remember I Forget, which was up Economy Frank which rapper was during the early auts who Everybody's like he had a person caring I'm like an umbrella over him and then like that guy appeared in one of the one of Outcast's music videos dancing what their umbrella? I don't remember. This is so specific. Okay, that doesn't matter. We really need to like just dig through Cody Banks and an earth. What what the

hell is happening this movie? Well? So much and nothing so much nothing happened in this movie. Okay, so it's shocking how much nothing happens. Yeah. So um like the CIA who the head of the is played by Keith David um who if you play the Saints Road games, which I say everybody should because they are awesome, Like Saints are always basically what if fast

and furis just did not give a crap and was just super fun. Um so he Oh he also was in he was another one half of the world's Greatest fist fight and They Live where him and rowdy Roddy Piper fought for like seventeen minutes overwearing sunglasses. That is so good. Watch They Live, don't watch Aidan Coobey Banks. They Live is a very dumb movie and it is super fun and I love it so much. Okay, Yes, why wasn't this movie dumber? That's my next show? None after making older make the

movie dumber? Yeah? Well also, hey, guys, maybe right adults that aren't just making me feel so weird when they're around teens, because oh it was awful At this point, Keith David's just like I talking about like, oh, doctor Connor is like doctor Connors is walking free. And then well he's like he doctor Connors has a daughter named Natalie. I want to

get close to his daughter. And then there's like a three second pause, which is just so uncomfortable, and you're just like, what is happening as he and they like cut to his face and he's just kind of smiling and nodding, and then it's not really if it's played for laughs, it's very clumsy, and I did not pick up on that. I was just like, what is happening? This is before I realized that this movie does not

understand how adults should appropriately interact with children. Yeah, and they also point out that like a lot of CIA agents, you know, fully grown men and women have died at the hands of Eating McShane and they're like, you know what, we need a fifteen year old boy. Yeah. Actually, before this, we see you know, Cody Banks once doing the movie thing of just drinking a glass of oj and not touching the giant breakfast that his parents for him. This is after he gets out of bed shadow Boxes goes

into the kitchen and his brother's like, you're not good with girls. He's like, sure, I am, and his brother said like, I've been on more dates than you and Cody Banks for flies, dates in the Treehouse don't count, and his brother replies, they do when you're playing doctor. And at that point I was like, I'm not gonna like this movie, and that really borne out. I did not like this movie. And that was the point my skeleton just burst from my body and I was just like,

you're on your own for this one pile flesh and ran away. I was like, he's eight eighty nine, he's ten too much. He's ten but still young enough for it to be gross. Much like the prequels. Just age these kids up like that would well, it would have been okay if his brother was like fifteen and Cody Banks was like eighteen, well this would have been better for Cody Banks was eighteen. So okay, wait,

what was my second show note? Make this movie neber Okay, third show note, stop making the kids say adult things and stop making the adults say weird shit to the kids. Okay, please proceed. Okay. So at a certain point, this woman who is well, like her child busts out of his car seat or I don't know if he's even No, So this woman is taking a calendar year to put some envelopes in a mailbox. She has left her car running, her child does not seem to be secured in

a car seat. She has parked on potentially the steepest till in California. Yeah, what they're supposed to be the supposed to be an organ like right, okay, so it is really sunny for Oregan, like incredibly sunny and temperate. In like two days movie time, we will see a pool party. So the child is has enough time to boost themselves from whatever was keeping them in the car seat and climb into the front seat, release the clutch, sit down in the driver's seat, and speed away. That's speed away,

but roll away quickly before the mom notices anything at all. And who has to come save the day but Cody Banks. And this woman is definitely losing her child to CPS. Yeah she deserves because she's like looking at the envelopes, flipping through the envelopes, slowly moving towards the mailbox. I if I was a witness to that scene, I'd be like I kind of think she planned it, Like I don't know about you. Like, if I'm at the mailbox stage of put like put mail in mailbox, I already know

what's going into the mailbox, you know. Yeah, I've already done my check. Because the other question begs, if you have a small child, why would you not do your shuffling and flipping and checking of the mail in the car. Just do it in the car with the child, and then you sprint to the mailbox, put the mail in the mailbox, and sprint back to the car because you have a one year old that can't can't be

more than one. Yeah, he's like an agile one. He you know, steered the car and laughed a lot and like stopped short of flipping off. Cody bangs, but like I don't. I mean, he's incredibly dexterous, Like most children do not have the motor skills to steer your car. But Cody Banks pulls up next to him, and the baby's like, I'm sovereign. You can't stop me. I'm traveling, I'm not driving. Day is a menace. Arrest that baby, Cody. Okay, I will give

this movie this one bit of credit. This is a very good way. This is a very good save the cat moment of showing what Cody can do and like showing that you know, he has a good heart and what he can do. Yeah, because he at one point he's in front of the car and he's like, basically his board is the only skateboards the only think he'd be him frometting run over by this car. So he saves this child. He skates away. Um when he tells the child to unlock the door,

the child shakes its head so fervently. Yeah, the baby basically gave itself shaking baby syndrome. The baby is just like I said, the baby's just like I don't have to give you anything, Like my Fourth Amendment tells me I don't have to do this, and I'm not actually a citizen of the US. I don't fall under your jurisdiction, Agent Cody Bangs. It's like, how do you know as ages, Like we all know, Cody. Yeah, it's like this is all part of my bigger plan of I

don't know, murdering people on the streets of Seattle slash San Francisco. I'm just thinking about that terrible movie Baby Geniuses, because I appreciate there's a spy problem. Yeah, there's definitely a spy thing in one of those movies. I just like, gotta hate Baby Geniuses. What would you rather watch? Baby Geniuses or Baby's Day Out? Baby's Day Out? Because that's just like three Google I was trying to catch a baby and this is just like Baby

Geniuses are just terrible CGI babies. Anyway. Um, so then we come on more question about Baby's Day Out? Did you know that that was theatrical flop? I guess it makes sense. I feel like for the amount that people talk about Baby's Day Out, it's shocking that it did so poorly.

Well, it's probably because we all watched it like a people of our generation probably watched it like on our basic cable packages because it probably I've never seen Baby's Day Out, Okay, well that's in my head is basically like The Mummy. It's a movie I have not seen, but I've heard a lot about. I remember, like you know, it was that they play Look Who's Talking? Too? And or like the Look Who's Talking series where the third one I believe there's a dog played by Bruce Willis who fought a bunch

of other dogs because they're gonna murder children. Oh my god. Yeah, is that the one where the toilet talks? Now that's um, look is talking one, I believe. Okay, Chris anyway, Okay, so back

to ageing Cody Banks. We are like we've barely scratched the surface. The director of the CIA is like shows a black and white film which Cody Banks is featured in it on his way to you know, this child soldier camp where they once again put the children in bomb disposal gear, which I guess is good for them to learn how to you know, like, um, what is the word disarm bombs? I was gonna say, problem solved? Yeah, just like can we stop with like like this is very clearly child

soldiers want to put it past the real state. I'm just saying, like, I know, like, I think that as people began to sort of realize what some of the government agencies are about and how historically the rules have maybe even bent a little bit more than they should have, movies like this can no longer be made for let's say, general audiences, because the idea of a child soldier is upsetting, even in the face of protecting national security.

Okay, you know, I was just thinking also about how like the devs are basically refer themselves as law enforcement and the dude make me think there's um in the new Avengers series that's coming out. Um, there's a certain part I've We're iron Man and Captain Marvel have a discussion about like what are we basically are we cops? And Captain Mars like, no, we're not

cops, We're firefighters. What we do is we run into situations that like normal people couldn't survive, and we're the ones to save the people in those situations. As like, I like that parallel for superheroes way more than I like them being cops, you know. Uh So anyway, um so they send an Angie Harman who was wearing I liked Angie Harmon's clothes in this movie, which she looks like a superhero. Yeah she doesn't look like she's wearing

clothes that someone would normally wear to work. Yeah, um, well she I'm sure that's she was a callback to like, um, the the you know the English Avengers. Um, what was their names? There was a movie made of Ray Fines and Uma Thurman. Um I cannot remember her name. Austin Powers No, but Miss Peel, She's to Emma Peal. I'm like, I'm sure that was a call back to her clothes were called back

to that. Are you sure you're not thinking about gold Member? No, I'm not thinking about gold Members. I've never seen the Austin Powers movies. I've only seen the first one. I mean, I think Beyonce was a good sport for being in one of them. Anyway, isn't that weird to think about that period of time where you could imagine Beyonce in an Austin Purs movie weird parallel universe that was the pre goddess days of Beyonce bec Let's face

fast she has in the world. Absolutely so Cody Banks. They decide what's even weirder is again they give like Keith David one of those weird lines where he like stopped short of turning to camera and says, and I hear he's a real lady killer. Hard cut to Cody Banks just totally whipping it in

science class, like bugging this poor woman who's just trying to study. And then apparently this becomes like a school wide story which like awkward boy tries to talk to girl is like not super notable or interesting, but the fact that it's Cody Banks, who everybody just kind of considers the loser. Yeah, he's gonna say, it's not like he's notorious, He's just some kid, Like Cody Banks is stuttering in front of that girl like I did when I was his age, and also like I would if I if I met Hillary

Duff today. I know, it's like, no t or shade to Cody Banks. He's living, you know, the life experience being a high schooler. What's so much weirder is that anyone in the school cares. Yeah, especially because they like, this is pre YouTube, so they can't take videos

of it and show her on. Um. So he goes to gym class and Angie Harmon's like, you know what, the best time to get in touch with this Asian is in front of a bunch of people in a boy's locker room and at one point, so uncomfortable and all these these teen boys are hitting on Angie Harmon, who then starts whipping them of a towel,

a towel that she strips off a child. Yeah, and oh god, And like they say, a bunch of like schoolyard rhymes to each other like Peter pack of pick a pickup pep of peppers or tongue twisters, and she's like, this is what happens during your recruit out of a summer camp. And I just imagine, like later what she's gone. Somebody be like, what do you think she means by recruit at a summit cramp? I mean

it really just just make hers sound like a child predator. Yes, So they take Cody Banks to be briefed, and hem, please use his title agent Cody Banks. Now he's Asian Cody Banks. He was just I mean later he'll be stripped of his agent credentials. He was just sleeper agent Cody Banks before this, sleeper agent, child soldier code mags. Yes, but now he's been activated. Yeah, you know, horrifyingly, he's been activated. And his mentor is Angie Harmon. His handler is Angie Harmon. M

Well, later she refers to herself as his mentor. Yeah, well they should just send Angrew Harmon. Why why couldn't they just make Angie Harmon a substitute teacher and like, because Frank, it would be weird for her to form a relationship with a child. They need to get to Hilary Duff to get to her dad like to get an into the house. So in your scenario, Heart is like, hey, Hillary Duff, your hair looks great today. Do you want to hang out? Can I come to your birthday

party? That's not going to work. Okay, let me put it this way, Susie, I'm ready. She's a substitute teacher. And yes, like she you know makes it. She has a rapport with Natalie And then like, which is Hillary Duff's character? Yes? Um, And like they've been on following doctor Connors for a while being like when is he going to tune to a lizard? Um? But I don't you need to explain that In the Spiderman comics, the lizard is Doctor Connors. Like who the same

actor? Though? No, Like I just every time I hear doctor Connors, I just think lizard. You're like, oh, that man's a lizard. Yes, I love that man. He's a lizard. And She's like, you know, I've felt a very special connection with you who you remind me of me as a child here as a bracelet, gives her a bracelet heavy birthday boom done. Um, But there's still not in the house. They don't They just have a tracking device on her. Now they don't know

what the nanoba ice creeps are. I mean, all this considered, did Cody Banks really need to befriend her? I'm just thinking about the son of the house party, Like they could have just had somebody sneak in. It didn't seem that hard. Whatever doesn't matter. We got to follow a lot to get the movie. So his mess they have armed guards everywhere. Yeah, that that a child gets around. Yeah, but he has a lot of spy tech. Yes, that adults could have used. That is true.

I okay, here's the thing. Recently in the news, a woman tried to like pass herself off as a teenager so that she could get more Instagram followers, and immediately all the kids at the high school were like, you're definitely not a high school and reported her, even though obstinably, I have to assume she had gotten past like high school administration in order to um, what do we call it, enroll herself. So you just had an Angie Harmon do that terrible plan. It's never been kissed, Yes, you

have Angie Harmon, Josie Grossy herself starting operation. Never been kissed. Yeah, I mean it would be funnier. She called it Operation Josie Grossi. But yes, okay, so and adults adult sex predators. Yes, I mean basically, Angie Harmon already started that operation by going into the boy's licker room. But it was the teacher who was the predator in that one because he thought he was kissing a high school or I've never seen, never been

kissed. Yeah, we need to have a month where we just catch on a bunch of movies that, like, I can't believe we haven't done anyway, We're just gonna take a quick trip to the bake sale high teen girl talk listeners. Have you ever been rejected? Not by a crush, although that sucks, I'm talking about applying for college or a job confession I have and it's horrible. It's like, hello, have you met me? I'm amazing. See that's kind of the problem. These college administrators and employers haven't

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Um. Like, he gets a regular skateboard that expands, He gets like BMW branded yes, um, he gets an MP three grappling hook, he gets a shock. Wa okay here I will credit where credit is due. This is not really credit to agent Cody Banks the movie. But I did like seeing the like the spy where iPod because it looks huge. It looks like a brick compared to like our phones. I don't think anyone has iPods anymore now I did, but it stopped working. Yeah, so I

just love that iPod touch this. You know this movie is super old, so this is like twenty years ago. But I did delight in seeing like these very old kind of relics being presented as top of the line, you know, like, uh, look at our spywear. Yeah, because he has to have he has to have a He has a cell phone and an iPod, and just like nowadays, everything would just be the like his one

phone. Like I literally had to pause and I was like, wait, why both And I was like, oh, because cell phones like basically had the capabilities of a flip phone. Like he had a sidewinder kick that you also get in um def Jam Battle for New York, which is one of the best fighting games I've ever played, and it also has one of the most ridiculous plot lines where you're trying to win a bunch of clubs away from

Snoop Dogg, who's named Crow in the game. Amazing, and Henry Rawlins is you're the guy who teaches you all your special moves by confusingly, I don't know, um so anyway, so he's let let loose in the in this new fancy private school, everybody instantly knows he's a scholarship kid, and like, are just being real shits about it? Um He constantly reveals that he knows way too much about Natalie. Oh worst ways. Yeah, she'll be like I love horses and he goes, I know, and she's like,

how do you know that? Like? Um He's like, I guess that you're a horse girl. Yeah. So then her friends are doing right by her but keeping her away from this man who knows too much um at though he also once again has the flirting skills of a young Francoda, where he says, Oh, you're holding a bunch of books. I like books.

Also we forgot in the Q scene, he gets a pair of low level X ray sunglasses, where he immediately uses them to ogle Angi harm into the point where she has to cover her breasts and I'm just like horrible, it's so horrible. Why movie, Why Andy Harmon's are better? Frankie Munez deserve better? And then they put parental controls on it later. Why weren't

the parental controls on from the beginning? Because Daryl Hamn's scientist character like scientist in Vendor character is so bizarre like and also why couldn't they just like recognize metal Why did they need to recognize like bro's ears and underwear like I don't know. I don't think there's ever going to be a Brozi ear that's going to like us. Well. I remember there's that Machette too, where Sophie vir Gara has a like gatlin gun bra. But like it's just so confused.

I think, Yeah, you don't need to know if someone has underwire and they're bra or not. It's just not No one's gonna like store nanobots against their skin because the nanobots science seems to change all over the place, and the nanobots just eat whatever they want, including humans. Yeah, as we will see later. Yeah. So, so he's not doing well in the private school. So when they bring him back to teach him how to

flirt, I died inside a little bit. It's so uncomfortable. It's this room, this like cia room full of grown ups watching him like try to flirt with a woman that is dressed like very provocatively. He can't. And then they're like dyl Hammond's character says, don't say I never did anything for you and has a hologram. Wait, am I confusing this? There is

a real life woman, right? No, Like at first they're all just yelling instructions at they're all yelling instructions at Cody Banks, like one woman's like, this is how hyenas like fall in love with each other. And then this guy's like, you need to be generals, like you need to be stern and commanding. Also I want to point out, though, this general who's yelling at him to be stern in commanding with women is the only one who said, like why are we using children to fight? Which is a

good question. And Daryl Hammond's like talking about his dead dad. It's really

weird. And then they bring in the hologram lady. That's a lady that's dressed very provocatively and he can't flirt with her either, but it's not a scenario he would ever be in because it's a full grown woman hologram saying like weird suggestive stuff to him, as everybody just watches, like I don't know what they told Keith David was happening in that film, like in that part of the film, but he looks delighted, like what is that character's motivation?

I'm watching a fifteen year old flirt with a hologram. This is amazing, Like it sucks. I'm real into this is Keuthe David's character. I'm really out into this is actual cute, David, like it was horrible. Okay, so that's my fourth rewrite advice. Cut this scene entirely. This scene didn't help him flirt better. He just goes back to school and talks to what's her name, Natalie, Yes, Natalie, like a normal person.

What happens works. What happens is they're like, you know what, the officials of the school are like, you know what, it's good for children to hang up banners thirty feet in the air on our rickety ladder. So no, I don't supervision at all. We do not have crowd staff that could do this. Just sending that girl up there, friend, not spotting her, not going to do anything. She's just gonna fall, wrench her angle, fall off this ladder and what are you gonna do? Oh?

Hopefully Agent Cody Banks will save her, and he does so. Then they are hanging out in the nurse's office and he's doing his best to like talk to her like a normal person, and it actually is working. She invites into her birthday party and then Angie Harmon comes in dresses a nurse and it's like VI the way shouldn't invite him to your birthday party and it's super weird and everyone's weirded out. Okay, fifth piece of rewrite advice. We

don't need any of the surveillance van stuff. It's gonna help your budget, it's gonna help the plot. Every time they cut to the surveillance van, I was like, why, it's not funny, it doesn't help the plot. Why is any of that there? I would say, keep the surveillance van stuff. But like five more rootwrites, because like they what they should have done is as those characters don't even have names. Besides Angie Harmon,

one of the man's names is surveillance man Man. Okay, well, this is like one of the best parts of the first ant Man movie is when Scott is trying to break into the Avenger's compound and you just keep cutting back to um Hank and Hank and Hope just like like critiquing what he's doing, just a man. With this scene where you just see Angie Harmon, like they cut back to Angie Harmon, She's like, well, that's just like serial killer thing to say, and just like at a certain point he says

something else and like they cut back to her. She's like slowly banging her head against the desk. We like, because she has to deal with this like terrible, you know, Lothario. I mean, but what you're talking about is an entirely different movie actually has jokes. That's what I'm saying. The savans Man could work with rewrites. We have to keep moving, we have to get to this Bonker's party. Oh my god, I'm so mad at this movie. How lacking in jokes. It iss. He's so in

the weed with Cody Banks. I really can't. I'm so admired. I can't get out of it because I'm just like, why, well, this is this is the I'm sorry. I think this movie had a lot of

studio intervention. Oh definitely, this is definitely like I would say, this is like like a mister Deed's level of like studio intervention and the like where because this is what this The humor in this movie reminds me of, Like there are things you can point at in this movie, like Asian Cody Banks staring at Andrew Herman's chest until she covers her breasts, and and so you

know, somebody was like, ha, that's a joke. And meanwhile anybody with an actual sense of humor is just like, that's not a joke, that's just him being gross. Just like in mister Deed's there's a part where the evil reporter who's not went on a writer like tells the evil rich guy to meet him in the showers, and like, the rich guy comes the showers and the evil reporter is just ship like soaping up his butt, and like the evil guys like, can you stop soaping up your ass for five

seconds to talk to me? And I'm like, somebody thought that was a joke. Somebody was it would be funny at this guy just get awkwardly putting soap on his butt through this entire conversation and you're like, it's not these are not jokes, Like this is just horrible early auds writing where Norm McDonald isn't mister Deed's right, I think yes, I think he is. Okay

that it would be my fix for the surveillance fan. You get rid of the two surveillance guys who are not given any jokes except for the one guy farts. Put a Norm McDonald there, Yeah, um so, because she would just roast aging Cody Banks and it would be so funny and so dry. Yeah, and it would add a levity that this movie so needs. It's so leaden and just there's like no fun. It's like this movie heard about fun. There's someone else and they're like, Okay, I got it,

but they don't get it. They didn't get it at all. Okay, So yes, please continue now that I have registered my complaint with the surveilantan. Well, by the way, there is there's a scene where the CIA, dressed in hazmat suits, feels the need to do Cody's chores and his essay. I was so fucking confused because again I was on my phone and I looked up and I was like, are they robbing parrots because they run out with like sacks and stuff. And I was like, I don't

even care. I'm like finally when the parrots came in and they're like, oh, this private school it's so great, I was like, you're not weirded out. I would be weirded out. I would be like, my son's been gone for three days, he came home. Wait, is it it's not a sleepaway school? Right? I don't think so, because if it was that we get a roommate character. Oh, that's true. Okay, another rewrite roommate character. You remove him from the family home altogether.

There is no reason that Cody Banks still needs to be in the town. The family is not going to kind of come into play at all. So okay, but please proceed or we're at the party now right. Yeah. So the party has a ice sculpture horse, which I really enjoyed. It is like they're around a pool, but they're all dressed fancy because it's a Las Vegas theme. Yeah, they are playing with like play money for like blackjack and roulette and whatnot. Cody gives Ian mcshane's henchman is also playing roulette,

which is really weird because it's all children. And then this grizzled man, yes that has we didn't even mention. Would you say his name was Hairley Marley. It's Jacob Marley from the Christmas Carol. He has from one ear to another a scar to indicate this someone tried to cut his throat. Yes, this is a man that is just circulating with these private school kids at this like uti pool party. Yeah. So, um, Cody Banks

is like, hey, let's just play money. So Cody goes cuts a hole into the side of like, okay, oh, Frank, we don't need to forgureget that. He gave Natalie a hideous necklace that simultaneously as she said, oh, I love it, it's beautiful, I said, hey, he is because it is. It's an ugly necklace and it has a tracker in it. Once again, funny thing. I'm gonna say, Hey, that's just pure Cody Banks. He's like, I got a huge rack of you. I wouldn't doubt it. And this whole thing barely come into

play again. It's like, obviously it's being planted, but it doesn't even matter. So um and I basically I was like, well, we know she's getting kidnapps, like we all can see it coming. Um so. Um. Cody writes a cage that for some reason they have down to like this lower level because the um because apparently doctor Connors bought a house on the cliffs so he could live on the edge. Um So. Cody infiltrates the secret demonstration of like watching the nano machines, and I could not stop thinking

about Metager solid revengeance and the president going nano machines. Son, M Yeah, I had no idea what them and when you texted it to me. Also, I feel like they just did not bother to flesh out the doctor Connor's character, because he is both simultaneously obsessed with work but also has this beautiful palatial home and is not present at all for his daughter's birthday. He's just like in the lab with the evil villain who's like forcing him to preprogram

Nano Watts. I mean, I could really done, Like I was just thinking about Donald Pleasance from Puma Man, I could have really done with Donald Pleasance the machine McShane wasting his time on this anyway. Yeah, My other question is why did they include the driver's ed scene at all? I completely

forgot forgot. I was like, I knew there was something that embarrassed Cody Banks because he's pulling a bunch of like so there's a horrendously racist caricature of a driver's ed instructor, you know, and it is awful and the like. We get to see Cody doing all his sick secret agent driving, but it is unnecessary and just couldn't. Like, that's my note, your sixth note, get rid of the driving instructor scene or make it less horrendously racist.

I mean, here's the other part. We never understand why Natalie's like, I have to get a license for my dad. Why this man who owns this palatial estate can't hire a driver. Yeah, so no jokes, there are no jokes. Once again, somebody thought that driver thing was hysterical and they kept it in the Film's so bad. I mean, at that point, do you just blame it on the director? I didn't recognize the director's name, but I like, I think you can safely blame it on

the director. I mean, if there was a place i'd flex my right to refusal, it is that scene. Yeah, so Cody steals and again I was checking my phone, so I was like only half present. I was like, what is happening and why is this man? Yeah, like it's happening. So, um, Cody steals an ice cube, brings it back to the CIA. He's okay, we need to specify the nanobuts are in the ice cub just steal an ice cube in his shoes right now breathing.

I know that we have maligned Cody Banks and really like dug into the fact that he's a weirdo. But like, the nanobuts are transported in ice cubes. So when the ice melts, the nanobots devour whatever they're touching, which is the worst. You say so confidently you were like Cody Banks steel an ice cube and then leaves like not even in a container, just open

ice cubes, like like the pin. Paan brought this up about frosting the Snowman where they're just like he's not even made of like sand, like if it gets above I don't know, like thirty, like he's in trouble. So like what is the like why an ice cube is the most easily destroyed substance. I mean, I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. There are constant temperature problems in this movie where the nanobots are threatening to kind

of devour everyone all of the time. Yeah. I think there's a Michael Crichton novel called Prey where it's just like everybody's running away from a bunch of Nani machine a cloud of Nani machines. Anyway, Um so so they take

agent Cody Banks. He messes up, well, some he messed up somehow he fell, his sticky shoes don't work and he falls into the what's it called when there's the laser the motion detectors and sets them off, and doctor Connors is like probably a boog who cares, and um, I Michine, who's clearly very invested in this project, is like I care and sends Marley to go check his henchman and they see that it's Asian Cody Banks, and

um, everything kind of like goes poko crazy. Well okay, Well, he comes outside, sees a bunch of ducks that are just hanging out. Oh right, and he's like ducks and just walks away a proposed nothing. He's like ducks. Um. So so they take Asian Cody Banks off of the case and they're like stay away from Natalie and he's like all right, um, and they take away his little badge that's a CIA and it's literally

a key card. Yeah. Um. He uh is just hanging out at home and Natalie shows up and she's like, let's go to let's go get some food or whatever. Um, and his little brother's like, oh man, she's hot. Yeah. And then he's like, by the way, I work on on my four one K did you say that? No? But like, you know, if we're gonna have this child act like an adult, you should have a four one kg. Here I am being like, was there an actual joke? No, No, Frank was just lying

to me. You know who probably retired at age twenty five, Poppy, it's true. Pobby from Fired Up, a teen movie we actually liked and I was not mad at the entire time, and has so much homoerotic sub not even subtags tax yeah I did you. Pobby also married like married young and married like well and then something happened to her husband. Oh for sure. Bobby definitely has like murdered documentaries made about her where it's like, well,

we can't prove anything, but there are suspicions. She she goes on them just to todd the podcasters. Well, she goes on the podcast and she's like like, yeah, what are you gonna do about it? Where's the evidence? And then not even that, she just says like more cryptic stuff to give them like fodder for the next you know, ten years,

and she's like I get a cut. Yeah. So anyway, um, so a bunch of the bad guys show up to kidnap Natalie um Cody Beck couldn't stop thinking about that Saturday Science Oh my gosh, Mystery Science Theater where it's like, um, Natalie, can you hear me? No, she thinks you're yelling gladly. Oh yeah, soultaker. Um, so this isn't this could be actually good fight scene, like you know it's companently done are the early auts? Um? And then um they take Natalie. Then there's

a fleet of van. Like Cody shows back up at home. He's all beat up and like his parents are like where were you? And he's like, I got jumped by bullies and they're like, where's Natalie And he's just like he's like it's complicated. And then they ground him and I'm just bizarre because there is a point where they have him on the floor of like the CIA van. It is a brutal shot. He looks dead, like his face is bruised in purple. He appears to be unconscious. It is too

much for this children's mill. What if Frankie Munez children. If I don't want to Frankie as his parents, I'd be upset by this scene. Oh my god, it's so funny. You're like in the world where I am Frankie Munez's son, Like it doesn't matter that he'ser than me, I'm his son. Well, it reminds me of like the people who played the twins like on Harry Potter, Like, you know, one of them dies in the movie, and like apparently his brother was so upset even just picturing his

brother dead that he like was not okay for a while. Yes, it's very upsetting. So seeing that shot of him, I was like, oh wow, this is like pretty brutal. And then he goes home and his parents are like like, you're late, you're grounded. And then later when he's going to sneak out and his mom goes in to be like, hey, you know, maybe I was too hard on you. Well, yeah you were. You don't seem to care that he was assaulted. Yeah, it doesn't matter if it's by other kids or not. It was like really

rough. Okay, seventh fixed for this movie. He just does not They could have done it in like a comedic way, right, like he just gets knocked out ly or something and comes to like fairly unharmed, Like we didn't need to see him brutalized. Well we see him getting punched in the

phase by an adult. It's terrible, Like and I'm I'm also thinking about it, like like you know what the why we put people in the military when they're eighteens because their bodies are fully developed and they're strong enough, not when they're small children like the old Like I don't have kids, and I probably will never have kids, but like I'm getting the point where I just see like children and teenagers like you need protection, like because apparently there are

no rules in the CIA. Yeah, I mean there are no The CIA has to like sign off on a movie like this. They throws their name around so much. Well, I'm sure they probably like a lot, you know, a lot of them, uh, like anything that has a favorable I don't. I don't know about this movie, but I know Avengers and other movies like got money from the army from what making them look favorable.

Transformers gets a lot of money from the army, um Man, because like they're like, yeah, the army can totally take down to septicons, And I'm like, so, what is the threat of the septicons? Then our army is very big and very well funded, and we can The other part is in those movies, are we supposed to believe that the Transformers are enlisted? Well, yes, the Transformers fault in World War Two for America in

England. Um there they'd like enlisted, Yes there was a Transformer or d J anyway, Oh my god, I'll never forgive you for saying Optimus brival to me. Well, I know you're cryptonite. Now it burns me every time I see this stupid preview, I'm like, I hate it. What about does black arachne I make you just as angry? What is that? I don't even know what that is. That's that's the sexy a Um, you're just saying nonsense words. Now, No, she's okay. No,

also a Transformer. Don't care? I don't care, Okay, So I win by not caring. So like Cody has to take back all Why do all these spies have un like locked up spy gear, Like it's the same thing and barely lethal. Where the small child in the house with playing with like a taser? You know, this is how excellence happened. It's not

good. I will you know what I'm gonna give Cody Banks this. So I see a spy movie with actual gadgets, I'm like, just like, our main gadget is a lot of guns that should not be in the hands of teenagers. But the dev's are not teenagers. They're full grown adults like Dev's. Dev's wins just for not having child soldiers than I mean, thank you for coming around to my way of seeing things. So Cody Banks comes

home. His brother is playing with like his spy game boy or whatever, and Cody Banks frees out and he's like, that's top secret, super special, and his brother is like, what, I'm just playing with it. It's fine. Also, he is using the spy phone to talk to his friend, and then Cody Banks sees a red light flickering on the game Boy and he's like, what's that and his brother's like, I don't know, the battery's dying. It turns out it's the creeper tracker he put on Natalie,

and so now he can go trace her. Angie Herman's character figures out this is happening. They have a run in no like, they figure out that he's going out there after he just how dare you send me a picture of a lady Transformer? She's very pretty? Um um. He walks back into the CIA um just cash, and the guard is like, I don't

need to keep you out. He steals a jet, a jet snowboard and some other things and then he just goes to a bunch of He also steals this electric car which I knew the CIA was keeping the cars from us, and drives to the like drives to this dock or whatever, and we don't I don't understand how this happened because he gave all his cash to his little brother. But he's like, I need to go to this point in the

mountains and the piles, just like he had a right small child. We'll do this for you, and they just fly him into the mountains and then he like. That's when Keith David's like, you, Angie Harmon, you need to get Cody Banks back, and she's like, should I bring a gun or anything else? And keep David's like, no, why would you bring a gun? And it's like even though we know everybody else has guns, because I'm thinking people shoot at Cody Banks when he's in the air ducks.

Um. I mean, imagine if instead they just decide to go super dark with this scene needs like put them down. I mean, I don't think after the way this movie has behaved around children and what is appropriate around children, I wouldn't be surprised the head of the CIA word a killing shot the last third of this movie is just the Bourne identity Cody Bags, and then like where's Cody Bags And it's like there he is, which is the Yes, happens the Bourne in any movies? Yes, exactly. It's like

the Cody Banks was the Bourne identity before the Bourne identity. So we get a snowmobiles rocket, you know, snowboard like chase down the mountain. At this point I was like this movie just needs send. I can't believe it's almost two hours. Snowmobilers are no threat whatsoever. They just almost immediately just get knocked off their snowboard or snowmobiles and die or whatever. And like then, yet casualties is not a thing Nobody cares. Then, um, Cody

Banks, thanks rogue agent. Cody Banks lands on a tree, his snowboard gets stuck up there. Angie Harmon arrives and what can only be described as a g I Joe helicopter backpack. It is some absolute inspector gadget foolishness. Um. So like she's like, I'm here to all see your rescue, Natalie. I'm not here to just bring you back home, and he's like

hell yeah. And then once again we get another thing where they're going like she's going to basically like hook him around the waist, and she tells him to turn around so he won't have his face just locked Harlie in her chest once again, they fly to and then the boys are back in town place. Yeah it didn't, but I was like, oh, man, he's just oh with it. But I much better would it have been if the boys are back in town played? I mean, the boys are back in

town always kind of makes any movie better, exactly. I was flagging so hard. Even if like someone had just pressed play on their phone and I heard the boys are back in town while watching this scene, I would have felt better. It would have given me a second win. But Alasta, that did not happen. So I was just like, oh, this is

just never gonna end. Well, well, there's like fifteen minutes left in the movie at this point to wrap it up, much like the cia Ian mcshane's Doomed Fortress, because there's no other words for what this thing is. Um just he They just sneak in really easy. Um. They have Natalie

and what can only be described as a dome that's not plaid. Um, it's not it's just it's like those like play lastic domes they put over things in movies to keep them in and Cody Banks just runs right into it, closing the door behind him and like knocks her behind like runs and just behind the couch, and Natalie does one of the worst things in any movie where she is just like wants super rate him about like the fact that he lied

to her and all these things, when there's other things going on and she wants to know why. She's like, but I have to know why. And it's like, well, you've been abducted, and um, you know you're now being held. Maybe we can answer the why later, not now when you're still actively you know, in danger. You're Collett to make sure your father dooms the world. So m yeah, like, who's going to try to break that news to her? She's already proven herself to be a

loose cannon. Yeah, this is another perfect where they could play. The boys are backing, so Angie harmon Um like rescues them and then they all immediately get captured again because why not? And what Cody runs away so um, then this confusing thing happens where oh, this is the point that where Emschane calls. At one point in the part of the movie, e Maschane calls doctor Connors and know it all a little nerd, and I laughed my ass off and it was very good. Um and like so Cody is out

in the bout doing things. Um and then um like now that says where's my father? And she's like, I'm not going to tell you that. Bring her father here. And it's just like kind of undercutting your threat there, Ian Machane, and then he grabs one of the nano machine ice cubes and starts rubbing it on Hillary Dump's head. Choices made the way this scene was shot are so nuts. It's the lighting is weird. The shot is a super close shot of just like different parts of her face as this ice

cube. It's like pressed, it gets like hard, like it's not it's not even like in a hokey villain way. It's in a way that you know, Hillary Duff is probably uncomfortable during this scene. It's so strange. Yeah, it totally took me out of the movie because I was like, why is this happening, What is happening? What is going on? Um?

So so awkward. It looked like she was really sweaty when it was happening, like it was horrible, so Ian like, so Cody jumps up on top of a tall thing I can't in describe half stuff in this basis and he's like to be like a decorative arch yells let her go, and then like he sets off some explosives and this is where this is. This movie has the highest body count of the three spy movies we've watched, and like we just start seeing people dying everywhere, and you like, he kills

maybe three or four dozen people and don't worry. Now that's gonna get on the action. Because she grabs the ice cue from Ian McShane and then shoves it down his throat and then he gets eaten alive, like he it's you know, the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc and just becomes a skeleton and it like and I'm like, oh good, they have something in common. Now they've both murdered people. But she took me up this children's film. Oh don't worry, we're going to it's gonna get even worse from here.

So Angie, Angie Harman, Hillary Duff, and Doctor Connors all get away from um Cody Banks when they get separated from Cody Banks. They're flying away in a helicopter and Cody needs to throw Nana machine ice cubes and wants to stop these things from eating all the way through the mountain, eventually devouring another city. Doesn't matter, keep keep the movie pushing us. He's going to explode the entire man, that's how. Yeah, but they're small,

and I figured they just keep eating through the mountain to save themselves. They probably would, there's like no foresight in this universe. Yeah, So he uses the Nana machines to clear a path for the helicopter. They fly away, and like the music starts getting like all violiny and like, you know, Corsy like, we're just going to leave Cody Banks here to die. I turned to Dill and I go, what if they just kill him? And he said, well, there's a sequel, and I was like,

damn it. I mean, yeah, at the end of No Time to Die, Daniel Craig James Bond does die, so apparently there was time to die. He's like, I got time, but so oh. At a certain point, Cody Banks rides a snow snowmobile through the base and I Texas Susie. This is just like the end of Reson Evil for where at the end of that game, like it can sometimes glitch as you and um actually get on the back of the jet ski and you just whisk away while the

jet ski and actually remained behind to die. The original and I'm thinking the roommate keeps a lot of the same spirit. Are some of the best games ever made. They're so dumb um, so you're saying they have everything that Cody Bank secret agent Cody Banks does not buzzy. If you were more into horror and like video games that were a bit of harder, you would love these games or love Resume Before because it's awesome. Okay, Like there's a

certain point, Um, there are like dumb one liners. A certain point. This woman shows up and she's wearing the tiniest sunglasses and the main character, Leon Kennedy, is like, who is she? And then she pulls off her sunglasses and somebody he's met like five or six times, he's like ada, and you're just like she was wearing tiny sunglasses, Like, um, it is these movies. It's a big dumb action film with like kind of zombies in it. They are and there's a creep the guy you buy

your guns and other supplies from, as like a creep. What you apply in I'll apply a full a good price stranger. Um, that sounds like something out of like Dark Souls. Now Dark Souls would just be like because those people always the weirdest anyway, Okay, I guess it sounds more like something at a Skyrim. Yeah, kind of um sky Sky's nutty too. Um. So finally, Cody, you know, Cody jumps for the helicopter they pull him in. Natalie screams and looks not happy that he's on the

helicopter, and I was like, did Natalie want him to die? She's like, it wouldn't really have your character you die. I mean, is he even in the sequel? Yeah, it's he is? She is? Not? Okay, Cody, you've given everything for the people of Seattle. Not everything, Andrew Harmon not yet? What is this him saying he's gonna die? I'm quoting The Dark Knight Rises? Oh okay? Yeah? And then do we even need to do recommendations for this movie? I think I've

made it clear. I kind of recommend it, Okay, not as a good movie, like it's a bad it's I would say this is a bad you know and in terms of the Flophouse, I say this is a good bad film, you know where where it's just like you put it on like Plan nine from out of Space and you watch it to laugh at it, and like I will give credit to the fact that like Angie Harmon, Frankie

Minez and Ian Mshane are all here to play and like it's good. It's that they're they're good, you know, they're they're doing the good act then. Um, but like everything about it is just so buck wild and bizarre. Yeah, I'm surprised this movie hasn't been mean, like meaned at like to death because it's just so weird. You know what I will recommend as just a good, good movie The Mummy. Just watch The Mummy, like marvel at how hot, Brendan Frasier, Oachil Wise and um brad vis what

is his name? I need to look it up, the guys, and I'm gonna recommend Monkey Bone. Yeah, go ahead for the second week in a row. Um, but yeah, the Mummy rules so hard. Um. Even he has a good sibling relationship in it where they're act like they feel like actual siblings. God, the mummies just kicks so much ass um. So yeah, Okay, Now I get to talk about the thing that I'm very excited about because I know I love it and I've seen it a

thousand times. We're watching it again. Next week is Twilight Week. I'm so excited were returning to what No. I just wanted to let the listeners in on behind the scenes because Um Polite Society comes out the twenty eighth.

We're gonna start Twilight month with Twilight. We're returning to Twilight. I'm also very excited to return to Twilight. And then we're gonna do Yeah, then we're gonna do um Polite Society. And after that we're getting into like the meat of the Twilight series with New Moon, The Cliffs, Breaking Dawn Part one and two. Yes to a lot to bidically get the Breakingdoor Part two and watch the coda fan and get fed to a wolf. Yes. And I'm gonna try to read the book that did de finally come out? At

the one that's from Edwards point of view? Yes, okay, And I'll try to read that that came out, and so did the gender swamped um Twilight. You know what, I'll read the gender swapped Twilight amazing. Okay, so we are fully ready for Twilight month marvel at a bunch of buff women yes, oh shit, yes okay. So if you would like to write us, you can write us at real team girl talk at gmail dot

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