ONE GOOD WITCH. ONE BAD WITCH. ONE HUMAN WOMAN. Kelly and Katai absolutely gobble up L.J. Smith's Night World Book 3: Spellbinder and discuss their tuxedo priorities, which works of literature are most relevant to hell ghosts, and exactly when the Age of Revolutions began and ended. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https:...
Mar 20, 2019•2 hr 4 min•Ep. 134
YOU CAN DIE LAUGHING! Kelly and Katai dive deep into Diane Hoh's snoozefest "Funhouse," and discuss the tiers of boardwalk quality, teachers who check in on your love life, and which Greek gods we can thank for sexual deviancy. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: ...
Mar 13, 2019•2 hr 4 min•Ep. 133
THE VACATION... OF THEIR NIGHTMARES! Kelly and Katai are joined by Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) to discuss Francine Pascal's SVH masterpiece, "Murder in Paradise," what it's like to finally be in Enid's wet blanket, whether a lobotomy counts as plastic surgery, and double date swooping etiquette. LISTEN TO SAME DAY SHIPPING: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/same-day-shipping-real-love-fake-relationships/id1288433971?mt=2 SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON t...
Mar 06, 2019•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 132
WHAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER... CAN KILL YOU! Louis Peitzman (Buzzfeed, NY Times) joins Kelly and Katai to rip into Sinclair Smith's "Misery" ripoff, Amnesia, and to discuss poor hospital management, the audacity of lying about pizza preferences, and all the good reasons why to bring a pet home to your unpredictable boyfriend! CHECK LOUIS OUT ONLINE! https://www.twitter.com/louispeitzman SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CO...
Feb 27, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 131
NOW HEAVEN SPOKE TO HER... AND HELL! Kelly and Katai return to Christopher Pike's Last Vampire series with "Creatures of Forever," and discuss the kinds of Lycra bodysuits that fit vampires, who the hottest Popes have been, and how badly we need a young fool. Really, really badly. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://...
Feb 20, 2019•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 130
WHERE YOUR WORST FEARS HIDE Kelly and Katai read Carol Ellis classic tale of shapely coeds, Camp Fear, and dig into an extremely busy villain, the teen dream of having boys fight over you, and how to make fun of peoples last names (even if theyre totally, 100% normal). SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook...
Feb 13, 2019•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 129
I BIND YOU, NANCY! Kelly and Katai are joined by all-star Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) to discuss iconic witch movie The Craft, how hot Skeet Ulrich is (now, not then!!!), whose blood is the most beautiful color, and why adults should have more sleepovers! CHECK OUT OSCARS PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-what-democracy-pods-like/id1441230275?mt=2 SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreep...
Feb 06, 2019•2 hr 34 min•Ep. 128
IF YOU FAIL, YOULL JUST DIE Kelly and Katai open up A. Bates Final Exam and discuss prioritizing machines over homework, the integrity of prank narcs, and work-school directives! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN...
Jan 29, 2019•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 127
A DRESS TO DIE FOR Kelly and Katai get down with Lael Littkes Prom Dress, and discuss disfiguring and debilitating birthmarks, what two thumbs look like standing next to each other in matching outfits, and acceptable evening wear for an academic decathlon ball. Plus, the ghost of Einstein weighs in on what irony is! Ding dong bibbly fong! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/tee...
Jan 23, 2019•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 126
SHE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE POPULAR Kelly and Katai get down with Caroline B. Cooneys The Cheerleader and discuss the book's very few instances of cheerleading, vampiric aversions to loud music and joy, and how to schedule getting popular so it works for YOUR calendar. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook...
Jan 16, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 125
IT ALL HAPPENS IN THE DARK! Kelly and Katai settle in around the fire for R.L. Stines Lights Out, and dig into some very, VERY funny joke boxes, what makes the perfect apology (and yes, its gaslighting), and when its maybe time to just start believing the protagonist, Uncle Bill, you idiot. Plus, with YOUR help, Kelly and Katai start an 8-week volleyball course! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:...
Jan 09, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 124
HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOURE DEAD! Kelly and Katai rip into every one of the myriad plots in R.L. Stines Silent Night, and break down who is Robb and who is Foxy and why, horny car chases, and possible additions to the Vera scale (watch your back, Reba!). SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY...
Jan 02, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 123
Thank you for listening to Forever Dog podcasts this year and please enjoy this year-in-review clips show! Listen to find a new favorite podcast to subscribe to in 2019 or just a killer back catalog to binge during your holiday travels. And please follow Forever Dog @ForeverDogTeam on Twitter and Instagram for the latest network news and updates. Help us out by taking an ads survey ! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for ad free and video eps, bonus eps, & more. Discord Instagram MERCH! TEEN CREEPS IS AN...
Dec 26, 2018•2 hr 55 min
THE UNFORGETTABLE DISASTER! Podcaster Mark Mitchell (Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to break down Diane Hohs Titanic: The Long Night, and to discuss how woke the teens on the Titanic were, what exactly a ropy muscle looks like, and what death is like, of course! Plus, personal shouts out to every single one of Lindsays crushes from all of time! CHECK OUT MARKS PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nintendo-cartridge-society/id1163990138?mt=2 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TW...
Dec 19, 2018•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 122
IF THIS MOVIE DOESNT MAKE YOUR SKIN CRAWL, ITS ON TOO TIGHT! Fan favorite Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) joins Kelly to discuss slasher classic Black Christmas, plans for next years King of Horror Pageant, John Carpenters horror fandom, and what exactly a rocking horse is doing in a sorority house. CHECK OUT OSCARS NEW PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-what-democracy-pods-like/id1441230275?mt=2 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: htt...
Dec 12, 2018•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 121
ALL FOR ONE, AND REVENGE FOR ALL… Comedian and podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss Lois Duncan’s “Daughters of Eve,” intergenerational alcoholism in rat families, their yearnings for a sojourn, and the texture of an Entemann’s donut stuffed into a tube sock. Plus, Russell Crowe drops in to reprise his famously excellent Javert! CHECK OUT PATRICK’S PODCASTS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nintendo-cartridge-society/id11639...
Dec 05, 2018•2 hr 3 min•Ep. 120
ROCK-A-BYE-BYE, BABY Fellow podcaster Dara Katz (Done) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss A. Batess Mothers Helper, prom dress textures, whos kidnapping whom and why, and the politics of being eaten by a whale. CHECK OUT DARAS PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/done-with-dara-katz-and-betsy-kenney/id1376384093?mt=2 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod ...
Nov 28, 2018•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 119
THE SCUM OF THE HILLS Kelly and Katai break down V.C. Andrews supremely crazy Heaven, extreme poorness, alternate, worse versions of Dolly Partons life, and where exactly West Virginia is. CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER...
Nov 21, 2018•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 118
SHE HAD THE POWER OF A DEMON! Kelly and Katai return once again to Christopher Pikes The Last Vampire with #5, Evil Thirst, and discuss proof and its relationship to pudding, where prophecies can stick it, and more. Plus, long, detailed fanfictions about certain figures in American government! CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS P...
Nov 14, 2018•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 117
IT BEGAN AS A PRANK... AND ENDED IN MURDER! Steven Ray Morris (My Favorite Murder, See Jurassic Right) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss R.L. Stine's (novel? novella? book.) The Wrong Number, and to dig into America's legacy of secret families, the intangible difference between suburbs and small towns, and everyone's responsibility to die in a normal way. CHECK OUT STEVEN'S PODCASTS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/my-favorite-murder-karen-kilgariff-georgia-hardstark/id1074507850?mt=2 https:/...
Nov 07, 2018•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 116
THE NIGHT HE CAME HOME Fan and host favorite Oscar Montoya sits down with Kelly and Katai to break down John Carpenters classic, Halloween, and to discuss Jamie Lee Curtis mysterious film past, the secret lives of women when men turn their backs, and horrors genre-wide Christian values. Plus, opinions on a good dip... AND a good chip, and a detailed bidding war for the extremely rare novelization of Halloween 4! FOLLOW OSCAR ONLINE: https://www.instagram.com/ozzymo https://www.twitter.com/ozzymo...
Oct 31, 2018•2 hr 3 min•Ep. 115
TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT, CANDY IS DANDY BUT MURDER IS SWEET! Kelly and Katai take on another Richie Tankersley Cusick classic, Trick or Treat, and discuss puddle-water personalities, kissing your boyfriend while thinking about your stepbrother, and how much giggling is appropriate in any given conversation (hint: usually less than you think). CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www....
Oct 24, 2018•59 min•Ep. 114
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE... Max Silvestri (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss R.L. Stine's stepping stone to Stephen King, "Deep Trouble," and to dig into the compulsion to collect every book in a series, how many Goosebumps fakeouts are too many, and interspecies universal sign language. CHECK OUT MAX IN THE COMEDY LINEUP ON NETFLIX! https://www.netflix.com/title/80223138 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencr...
Oct 17, 2018•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 113
LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN! Jenny Jaffe (Neurotica, Big Hero 6 The Series) teams up with Kelly and Katai to dig into a book all three of them have definitely read and comprehended, Richie Tankersley Cusick's Teacher's Pet, and to discuss extracurricular literature summer camp, when it's appropriate for students to read their teachers' erotic fiction, and the familiar concept of going into town to make money. FOLLOW JENNY ONLINE: https://www.twitter.com/jennyjaffe https://www.instagram.com/jenn...
Oct 10, 2018•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 112
THESE GIRLS ARE TO DIE FOR! Kelly and Katai are hyped to talk about L.J. Smith's sexy vampire masterpiece, "Daughters of Darkness." CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcas...
Oct 03, 2018•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 111
Murder most foul! Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) returns to the studio with Kelly and Katai to discuss the SVH London Werewolf trilogy, woefully inaccurate blurbs, willful ignorance of red flags, and the real-life advantages of being a method actor. Plus, Ryan reveals the shocking true story of her journalist past, and everyone tries their hand at the perfect wolf howl! CHECK OUT RYAN'S PODCAST, SAME DAY SHIPPING: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/same-day-shipp...
Sep 26, 2018•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 110
MICHAEL!!! Oscar Montoya (Inside The Disney Vault) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss the 1987 film The Lost Boys, talking genre-defying bullies, the pros and cons of turning into vampires, and the soundtrack to end all soundtracks! CHECK OUT OSCAR'S PODCAST, INSIDE THE DISNEY VAULT! https://twitter.com/ITDVpodcast FOLLOW OSCAR ONLINE! https://www.instagram.com/ozzymo/ https://twitter.com/ozzymo CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https:/...
Sep 19, 2018•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 109
Some loves are meant to be. Others are cursed. Ben Blacker (Hex Wives, The Writers Panel) joins Kelly and Katai to break down Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl's Beautiful Creatures: The Manga, talking the strengths and weaknesses of manga presentation, magical rules and restrictions, the Confederacy, and so much more! PREORDER HEX WIVES NOW! https://www.vertigocomics.com/comics/hex-wives-2018/hex-wives-1 SUBSCRIBE TO BEN'S FOREVER DOG PODCAST, THE WRITERS PANEL! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast...
Sep 12, 2018•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 108
Exclusive. Ancient. Dangerous. Veronica Osorio (Sassy Tarot, Treks and the City) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Laura Powell's Game of Triumphs, the Tarot, signs and love languages, and so so much more! SUBSCRIBE TO SASSY TAROT! EP1 PREMIERES ON TUES OCT 9TH! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/sassy-tarot-with-veronica-osorio/id1434932800 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.co...
Sep 05, 2018•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 107
SWEET DREAMS... AND REST IN PEACE! Marnie Shure (The AV Club) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Sinclair Smith's Dream Date, nightmare boyfriends, dweebie protagonists, the sound that motorcycles make, themed birthday parties, and more! CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.pat...
Aug 29, 2018•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 106
