Kelly and Katai bring you a special treat: a taste of a Patreon Outside Genre episode, usually only available to $8+ patrons! The book? "Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder" by Joanne Fluke. The conversation? Very scary dentists, cookie bribery, MOISHE, and more! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencree...
Sep 11, 2019•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 164
Kelly and Katai crack open Ruth Baron's "Defriended," and discuss Facebook in 2012, internet ghosts, Pitchfork indie boys, jocks with a heart of gold, and The Mountain Goats! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CRE...
Sep 04, 2019•57 min•Ep. 163
Kelly and Katai continue the Lifetime VC Andrews Casteel Movie series with Web of Dreams!" SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ He...
Aug 29, 2019•56 min•Ep. 162
Kelly and Katai dive back into L.J. Smith's Night World series with "Dark Angel," and discuss country music, hottest LJ Smith elfboys, TSwift, and sexy cousin guardian angels! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CR...
Aug 28, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 161
Kelly and Katai continue the Lifetime VC Andrews Casteel Movie series with Gates of Paradise!" SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps...
Aug 22, 2019•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 160
Kelly and Katai sit down to read Nalo Hopkinson's "The Chaos" and discuss identity, rolling calves, bird witches, haters, and poetry. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://fore...
Aug 21, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 159
Kelly and Katai continue the Lifetime VC Andrews Casteel Movie series with Fallen Hearts and discuss tiny grandpa's directing debut, surprise dioramas, and a celebration of CGI lions! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps...
Aug 16, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 158
DON'T GO TO SLEEP! Kelly and Katai are joined by Greg Smith (Dopetown 3000 podcast) to read R.L. Stine's Bad Dreams and talk non-fatal stabbings, useless ghosts, terrible childhood summers, Catalina Family Hunger Strike, and the Great Katai Hot Dog Incident. Plus someone makes the qunt scale! *Read "What If It's Us" by Becky Albertalli & Adam Silvera SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https:/...
Aug 14, 2019•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 157
Kelly and Katai continue the Lifetime VC Andrews Casteel Movie series with Dark Angel to discuss tiny grandpas, higher budgets, and an UNACCEPTABLE lack of lions. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOR...
Aug 09, 2019•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 156
Kelly and Katai are joined by fellow podcasters Paige Weldon and Emily Faye (Mall Talk) to read Vicki Berger Irwin's "Who Kidnapped Jesus" and chat Getting a Hotter Dad, Putting the Christ back in Christmas, Shoplifting Friends, Budding Playwrights... and perform an actual Christian Play! CHECK OUT MALL TALK: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mall-talk-with-paige-weldon-and-emily-faye/id1430015764 SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreo...
Aug 07, 2019•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 155
Kelly and Lindsay kick off their fan appreciation Lifetime Casteel movie marathon with "Heaven!" SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/te...
Aug 01, 2019•59 min•Ep. 154
AAAH! THAT POOL'S SO DARK! Kelly and Katai discuss Joan Lowery Nixon's "The Dark and Deadly Pool," and get into the intricacies of the Ham Mafia, JLN's Biggest Mistake, Bagel Boss Jr., and, of course, waterparks! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.tee...
Jul 31, 2019•48 min•Ep. 153
BE CAREFUL WHAT STORIES YOU TELL AROUND THE FIRE! Kelly and Katai are joined by Edgar Momplaisir (Culture Kings, The Wokest) to read Shawn Sarles' "The Campfire," and to discuss true surprise endings, podcast ghosts, death by campfire, Mustang Maddie, Caleb's No Good Very Bad Summer, and so much more violent death than you can imagine! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencr...
Jul 24, 2019•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 152
HOT PURSUIT! Kelly and Katai sit down with returning specialist Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) to read Sweet Valley High Super Thriller: Double Jeopardy, and to talk hot priests, the best way to impress a guy (it has to do with arson but not in the way that you think!), ultra niche fanfic, and unearthed childhood memories! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https...
Jul 17, 2019•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 151
On the 150th episode of Teen Creeps, Kelly & Katai are joined by author and YA historian Grady Hendrix (Paperbacks from Hell, My Best Friend's Exorcism) to break down the history of YA pulp fiction in an all-out genre summit! Listen in for some highly informed analysis of a genre often dismissed as "juvenile," the truth about how R.L. Stine dresses his son Matt, all the reasons why libertarians should write teen fiction, and how easy it is to drink LSD from a cup at a teen party. Also, more....
Jul 10, 2019•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 150
MOST LIKELY... TO DIE! Kelly and Katai crack open Peter Lerangis' "The Yearbook" and broach ugly class rings, Greek snakes, that thing where the female love interest is more proficient than the male main character, jiggling coeds (gross!), and, you guessed it and you demanded it, calcium! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod ...
Jul 03, 2019•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 149
CAN LOVE SURVIVE, NOW AND FOREVER? Kelly and Katai sit down with Lurlene McDaniel's "Don't Die, My Love," to break down post-mortem tulips, TOO SOON stadium memorials, Your Own Marilyn Monroe, and recovering at your own pace.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: h...
Jun 26, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 148
MAKE THEM LOVE YOU. Kelly and Katai are joined by internet host and pop culture expert Hector Navarro (El Rey Nation) to touch a book: Kiersten White's "The Dark Descent of Elizabeth Frankenstein." They also dive deep into compassionate monsters, look forward to when Frankenstein canonically meets Blade, blow each other's minds with some incredible literary genealogy, and recommend a sketch group based on a Werner Herzog movie. Also, more. Like, a lot more.* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON ...
Jun 19, 2019•2 hr 20 min•Ep. 147
LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT, LADIES! Kelly and Katai are joined by film correspondent Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) to learn it, live it, and really, seriously love it - film classic Jawbreaker, that is! Rose McGowan! Personality tests! Kidnappings with benevolent intent! Strong choices (possibly... too strong?)! Listen or miss it!!!* SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://t...
Jun 12, 2019•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 146
THE KILLER IS ONLY A HEARTBEAT AWAY! Kelly and Katai return to creep standby Richie Tankersley Cusick's "Fatal Secrets," and make their way through some highly complex love pentagrams, guys who DEFINITELY wouldn't say that, especially not Charles, and prioritizing laundry day over your town-wide drug ring!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE...
Jun 05, 2019•57 min•Ep. 145
YOUR SWEET SIXTEEN... AND YOU'RE MINE! Kelly and Katai somehow slog through the book no one was clamoring for, Nicholas Pine's "Sixteen Candles," and against all odds, discuss how absolutely not exciting it is to turn sixteen, the importance of looks above all else, and what the Goldilocks of body types is. Also, more. Lots, lots more.* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/...
May 29, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 144
EVIL, EVIL EVERYWHERE! Kelly and Katai are joined by comedian, writer, and frankly, expert Jamie Loftus (The Bechdel Cast) to read Caroline B. Cooney's extremely soggy "The Fog," and to look at old haggard plastic bags full of peaches (old women), open up a mouth full of corn cob teeth, pledge their allegiance to the will of the sea, and SO... MUCH... MORE!!!* CHECK OUT THE BECHDEL CAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bechdel-cast/id1180733925 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAG...
May 22, 2019•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 143
THE IN CROWD IS HANGING OUT... WITH A KILLER! Kelly and Katai jam out with their clams out on Bebe Faas Rice's "Class Trip," and discuss how little depression and sobriety matter, the permanently formative year of 2004, and the grim reality of the Robin Hood chastity belt.* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus ...
May 15, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 142
THEY WANTED HER KILLED... A SECOND TIME! Kelly and Katai work their absolute hardest to discuss Christopher Pike's "Remember Me 3: The Last Story." What's the deal with this Roger guy? Why didn't they remember Remember Me? Something happened in a hospital? I guess! Let's assume! All this... and so much more!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO T...
May 08, 2019•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 141
DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER! Kelly and Katai are joined by Julie Greiner (Clickhole) (!!!) to munch and crunch on R.L. Stine's "Beach House," and to discuss why their house is built on a time warp, how scary it is to be scared, the joke of being angry in the ocean (sad), and so, so much more! Plus, Kelly reveals what all men who talk to women on the street look like!* CHECK JULIE OUT ONLINE! https://www.twitch.tv/everythingnowshow https://www.twitter.com/julieabridged CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITT...
May 01, 2019•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 140
THE STORY OF THE CASTEEL FAMILY CONTINUES! Kelly and Katai are back with another entrant in V.C. Andrews' Heaven series, "Dark Angel." Tune in for some deeply upsetting grandma dynamics and a pretty good incest ratio!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teenc...
Apr 24, 2019•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 139
THE DEAD ARE DYING... TO LIVE AGAIN! Kelly is joined by LoDunc correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society) to discuss Lois Duncan's "Down A Dark Hall," what concussions feel like, exactly which side of the door the locks are on, and what it takes to get one's LoDunc Boyhood revoked.* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREE...
Apr 17, 2019•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 138
THE MOST FRIGHTENING BOOK STEPHEN KING HAS EVER WRITTEN! Kelly and Katai take a trip to the movies to see "Pet Sematary" (but don't worry, they read it too!), and discuss the social cost of tattooed makeup, zombie makeouts, endless head bonks, adorable undead, why female directors kick ass, and so much more!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO T...
Apr 10, 2019•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 137
IT'S NO JOKE... IT'S MURDER! Kelly and Katai are NOT joined by Omar Najam (Thank You for Questing) to NOT talk about Richie Tankersley Cusick's "April Fools," and who really gets to be King of Fools (and by whose authority), and how literally disgusting divorce is (especially if your mom has a job), and all the surprises hand strength has to offer.* CHECK OMAR OUT: https://www.twitter.com/omarnajam https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/thank-you-for-questing/id1331274085?mt=2 SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN...
Apr 01, 2019•2 hr 21 min•Ep. 136
DON'T STOP NOW. Kelly and Katai are joined by Ben Blacker (Thrilling Adventure Hour, The Writer's Panel) to discuss R.L. Stine's "The Hitchhiker," the metaphorical importance of wet lips, the terrible things that every girl and woman on earth wants to accomplish, and using every part of the allegory buffalo. Plus, Ben kills Kelly for her Ford Windstar! LISTEN TO BEN'S PODCASTS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-thrilling-adventure-hour-treasury/id408691897?mt=2 https://itunes.apple.com/us/...
Mar 27, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 135
