What does Kate think about Kidz Bop? Should you show your secret lair to the neighbors when discussing your similar floor plans? Is bad driving the result of genetics or learned behavior? The answers to these questions, plus Donut Festival, in today's show.
What is Matt's adult entertainer name? What do best friends envy about each other? How should you handle passive aggressive email? The answers to these questions, plus comment generators, in today's show.
Why is Kate's husband using her Facebook account? Should you get a permit for your garage sale? Should Matt put a mirror in his kitchen? The answers to these questions, plus the Friends reunion, in today's show.
Why does Matt think Kate should set the kids free? Why was Kate disappointed at Sam's Club? Will Matt convince the listeners to buckle their seatbelts? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's first gathering with the neighbors, in today's show.
Today is so many thrilling days, which one will Matt and Kate celebrate? Should you feed Flamin' Hot Cheetos to a monkey? Has Kate been wearing deodorant during the pandemic? The answers to these questions, plus alarm clock shortages, in today's show.
Is Kate's jealousy of Matt justified? Why can't Matt go to buffets? Where won't Kate allow bacon? The answers to these questions, plus Never Have I Ever, in today's show.
What's a fun new pickle recipe? What the h is going on with the wannabe Brady Bunch reunion? What nicknames does Kate use around the house? The answers to these questions, plus a new movie theater concept, in today's show.
Does the internet ever forget failed engagements? What major life goal has Kate fallen short of? What happens to Matt when he's had too much caffeine? The answers to these stories, plus food that resembles baby diarrhea, in today's show.
What is a Geriatric Millennial? Should you consider a fake wedding? Why do Matt and Kate wear headphones weird? The answers to these questions, plus Signal Removal Study, in today's show.
What is Kate's new, innovative couch all about? What if Matt was Kate's son? What's a number between 1 and 20? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate invent a new booze product, in today's show.
Should you be suspicious of your second-born child? Is Matt a hoarder? What are the health benefits of chores? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's lawn-mowing incident, in today's show.
Should May have 32 days? What leather item would Kate like to look like this summer? What's the difference between a chant and a cheer? The answers to these questions, plus Matt starts selling aluminum foil, in today's show.
How did a color-changing cup make Kate drink too much? Are Matt and Kate capable of kids' craft projects? Is it helpful to have an app that tells you it is currently raining? The answers to these questions, plus Ellen drama, in today's show.
When should you consider smoking cigarettes? Should you force children to go to Sunday Mass if they went to Mass at their Catholic school the week before? When is it acceptable to tase your mother? The answers to these questions, plus the pitfalls of Live Photos, in today's show.
What bizarre side effect did Matt experience after his second vaccine dose? What is the official dessert of Matt and Kate? Why should selfies stay out of the bathroom? The answers to these questions, plus sleeping in your clothes for the next day, in today's show.
What wearable item has more germs than your toilet seat? Why are Bill and Melinda Gates getting a divorce? How did Elon Musk do on SNL? The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries saying "mommy" to his mom, in today's show.
Should Matt grow a rat tail? Would Kate make a good watergirl? Would you rather eat possum or raccoon? The answers to these questions, plus sanitizing your coke nail before you pick your kid's nose, in today's show.
How is Kate feeling after vaccine shot 2? Which Matt and Kate cohost is disgusted by Nicholas Cage? Has Bennifer reunified? The answer to these questions, plus senile dogs, in today's show.
Why does Matt need to put carrots on his eyes? Why should you source your raccoon meat from St. Joe? Which fast food place has its busiest day on Mother's Day? The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries to stop Kate from saying "malarkey," in today's show.
Could a small child consume a five-pound bag of sugar? Did Abraham Lincoln do cocaine? Will Kate join Ashley Madison after Mother's Day? The answers to these questions, plus Matt worries about being a stupid idiot, in today's show.
When did Matt most recently wet the bed? Why should you not throw cats into trees today? Where do hotdogs come from? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's Mother's Day wishes, in today's show.
Why does Kate dislike Joe Buck? Is Taylor Swift more likely to do punk rock or gangsta rap? Has Kate locked herself in her new pantry yet? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's struggle with windshield wipers, in today's show.
Is Fla-Vor-Ice the same thing as a popsicle? What is the origin of nar nar? Will Kate sit on her husband's lap as he mows? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's cooking aspirations, in today's show.
Why should you wear a mask when on a Zoom call from your house? What do the numbers on a toaster mean? Should Matt get his pecks and glutes enhanced on the same day? The answers to these questions, plus peanut butter fingers, in today's show.
Did Kate miss a prime opportunity for hostile confrontation with a stranger? Can Matt win at Kate's latest quiz on the English language? Will Kate break out her Irish accent? The answers to these questions, plus Matt meets his neighbor, in today's show.
Will Matt become an influencer? What is Kate doing in the car wash? How many bad dating shows can Matt and Kate recall? The answers to these questions, plus Bonus Jonas, in today's show.
Should you hold onto your clothes to pass onto your grown children? Why do women's pants have shallow pockets? Should Kate wash her dishes in the river? The answers to these questions, plus Matt fights his armpits, in today's show.
Is it weird to wear your lover's tooth on a necklace? Are "barbecue" and "cookout" interchangeable? Is water out of the bathroom faucet gross? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's reluctance to meet his neighbors, in today's show.
Should Matt and Kate have a gross-photo competition? Can a bridge be haunted? Is Kate still sleeping under her sheets? The answers to these questions, plus a hippie gnome, in today's show.
Do vegetables belong in your popcorn? Should J.Lo keep the engagement ring? What's the difference between a tux and a suit? The answers to these questions, plus iceball fights, in today's show.
