Balance the Trash
Do restaurants spit in your food? Are Matt and Kate capable of growing up? Are hotdogs barbecue? The answers to these questions, plus work naps, in today's show.
Apr 20, 2021•33 min
Technopathic
Matt and Dr. Danny discuss the intersection of psych and tech.
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Episodes
Dumdum Watch
Why should you leave spiders alone? What happened to bug zappers? Should Matt and Kate develop their own marijuana strain? The answers to these questions, plus a Spanish-Spanglish lesson, in today's show.
Apr 19, 2021•31 min
Lent Liquor
Is Matt a lot lizard? Will a chiropractor come to Kate's rescue? Which Matt and Kate cohost knows a suspicious amount about truck stops along I-29? The answers to these questions, plus McDonald's Day, in today's show.
Apr 16, 2021•31 min
Tow Bro
Should Matt see a chiropractor for a foot ailment? Should you get plastic surgery on your face? Is a local injury lawyer icing down I-29 during the winter? The answers to these questions, plus how to make maple syrup like a true Canadian, in today's show.
Apr 15, 2021•35 min
Sentence of Dung
Will Matt invite Kate to his post-COVID rave? Is stress eating a myth? How can you prevent Facebook from sharing sad memories? The answers to these questions, plus valuable cupcake calories, in today's show.
Apr 14, 2021•30 min
St. Joe Tuxedo
What is a St. Joe Tuxedo? When does Ice Cream Season begin? Why is Matt suspicious of Big Denim's latest take on fashion? The answers to these questions, plus a garden with legs, in today's show.
Apr 13, 2021•40 min
Frontin'
Is Kate "stepping to" Matt? Can monkeys remove gum from each other's body hair? What was dialup internet like? The answers to these questions, plus frozen broccoli, in today's show.
Apr 12, 2021•33 min
Halloween in April
How's Kate feeling after her COVID-19 vaccination? Did Matt steal something from McDonald's when he worked there? Is "bevy" or "coldie" the weirder word? The answers to these questions, punishing children with froyo, in today's show.
Apr 09, 2021•33 min
K-Cup Shame
Why should you adjust your ceiling fan when seasons change? Are Cheetos Puffs really Cheetos? Can you prep black beans in your car? The answers to these questions, plus Matt impersonates a seahorse, in today's show.
Apr 08, 2021•35 min
Fishbowl Fridays
What kind of bed did Kate get for the new house? Has Kate found good hiding spots in the new house? Do ghosts live in Kate's new house? The answers to these questions, plus Matt fights insomnia with videogames, in today's show.
Apr 07, 2021•38 min
Purple Nurple Putin
What would Matt post in a Craigslist personal ad? What are the most popular sauces by state? How can you cut an onion without crying? The answers to these questions, plus a Bruno Mars imposter, in today's show.
Apr 06, 2021•32 min
Put a Bead on It
Why does Matt think one-blade razors are superior? What are the most popular cocktails by state? Will Kate become the next Grass Man? The answers to these questions, plus the year 2100, in today's show.
Apr 05, 2021•40 min
Beard Hair on My Pickle
Can girls be Altar Boys? Will Kate dress her dog up as the Easter Bunny? Can the Mister Rogers communicate like Chewbacca? The answers to these questions, plus alcoholic popsicles, in today's show.
Apr 02, 2021•42 min
George Brett Poop Pants
Why do you sleep less as you age? Who stares at guys' crotches more: women or men? Will Kate share her elf's email address? The answers to these questions, the neighbor watches Matt mow the lawn, in today's show.
Apr 01, 2021•39 min
Nigerian Princess
Do Matt and Kate find Fabio attractive? What is a fatberg? Which Matt and Kate cohost had to suffer growing up without dialup internet? The answers to these questions, plus Kate makes the bed, in today's show.
Mar 31, 2021•37 min
Chicken Finger Money
How many more years will Kate feel guilty for returning an overcooked steak? Can Matt talk Kate into a reverse mortgage on her new house? Can Kate operate a scooter? The answers to these questions, plus intimidating baristas, in today's show. 🐓🖕🏽💲
Mar 30, 2021•37 min
Breakin' and Poppin'
Should guys critique women's hair? Can you keep butter at room temperature forever? Are Matt and Kate kosher? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's old-man crush, on today's show.
Mar 29, 2021•35 min
Tartar on the Windshield
What is Tab Bankruptcy? Why did Kate take her car through the wash two times in a five-minute span? Why does Matt want Kate to lose an arm? The answers to these questions, plus being kind to yourself, in today's show.
Mar 26, 2021•39 min
Girls Peeing off the Deck
How did the Calm app make Kate panic? Why does Matt seek Kate's husbands approval? What's indecent exposure? The answers to these questions, plus a new phrase to embroider on your pillow, in today's show.
Mar 25, 2021•30 min
Wiggle Your Nose, and the Garage Door Opens
Would Matt and Kate spongebathe Arnold Schwarzenegger? Why are meteorologists denied access to radio station playlists? What would you do with that big fat butt? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's reaction to the addition of "supposably" to the dictionary, in today's show.
Mar 24, 2021•38 min
A Headless Mister Rogers
What is the proper condiment placement on a cheeseburger? Does Kate owe her neighbors after they gave her a housewarming gift? Is it okay to use an app at the stoplight when you are driving? The answers to these questions, plus Grandma's Pandemic Brownies, in today's show.
Mar 23, 2021•34 min
Toilet Sangria at Martha's Prison
What's the latest from the alcoholic seltzer industry? Why can't Kate make banana bread? Should you eat unwrapped candy from a tiny vending machine? The answers to these questions, plus confirmation bias, in today's show.
Mar 22, 2021•20 min
Sophisticated Enough for Boxed Wine
How has moving caused Kate to consume less booze? How many Hot and Ready pizzas can Matt take down in one sitting? Now that she's nearly moved out, how does Kate plan to use her empty apartment during the remaining two months on her lease? The answers to these questions, plus J. Lo in a bathtub, in today's show.
Mar 19, 2021•21 min
Died Playing Video Games
Should Matt and Kate sell mousepads? How do you pronounce Hamm's? Why can't YouTubers take vacations? The answers to these questions, plus swimmers' hot bodies, in today's show.
Mar 18, 2021•19 min
Hairy Knuckles Holding a Disney Princess
How did Pixar animate the piano-playing fingers in Soul ? What are the pitfalls of buying your child a home-office play set? Did Matt get a Walmart.com commenter banned from posting? The answers to these questions, plus dogs in suits FaceTime each other, in today's show.
Mar 17, 2021•20 min
Oprah Gets Paid
Should Matt send the boss an email or just talk to him via the power of radio? How do you pronounce diabetes? Should you write your will on a napkin? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate might be too old for emoji, in today's show.
Mar 16, 2021•25 min
Feet Pizza
Why is Matt taking photos of his drinks? Did we learn nothing from the hit movie Face/Off? Can Matt and Kate speak turkey? The answers to these questions, plus Airport Code Quiz, in today's show.
Mar 15, 2021•28 min
Homophone People
Does Kate have carwash withdrawal? Do full-blooded Italians eat at Olive Garden? Which Batman had the best eyeliner? The answers to these questions, plus the evolution of Spring Break, in today's show.
Mar 12, 2021•34 min
Fried Bigfoot Brains
What epic fails has Kate's builder left at her new home? Why should you choose crushed ice over cubed? How can you gain immunity from HR fouls? The answers to these questions, plus don't talk to Matt until he's had his Matt and Kate, in today's show.
Mar 11, 2021•24 min
Plain Clothes Nuns
Is watching the grandkids play basketball worth it if you can't smell the gym? Should you ever wash fancy jeans? Do serial killers keep jars of pickle juice in the fridge? The answers to those questions, plus Matt's perfect foil tear, in today's show.
Mar 10, 2021•24 min
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