Fish Sticks in the Vending Machine
What is the curse of the oldest person alive? Why did Kate get denied advice at the Apple Store? Should kids toys tell adult jokes? The answers to these questions, plus Home Remedy Quiz, in today's show.

What is the curse of the oldest person alive? Why did Kate get denied advice at the Apple Store? Should kids toys tell adult jokes? The answers to these questions, plus Home Remedy Quiz, in today's show.
What is a McNothing? What uncommon things should be common? How many miles from home did a dog walk this time? The answers to these questions, plus Alexa Toilet, in today's show.
Did a thief snort someone's ashes? Is January better for breakups or hookups? What words should we retire for the new year? The answers to these questions, plus Karens for hire, in today's show.
How much did Goofy's head go for at auction? Why might remote start be bad for your vehicle? What is quiet thriving? The answers to these questions, plus the things everyone does, in today's show.
How can you avoid being lonely when you are alone on Christmas? Why should you give toys to Santa? What are the most popular Christmas cookies by state? The answers to these questions, plus Survive Peppa Pig, in today's show.
What is a silent wedding? Why is plant-based meat a failure at fast food joints? How can you defrost your windows faster? The answers to these questions, plus 2022 Quiz, in today's show.
What does the word "mistletoe" actually mean? Should delivery drivers scold customers who don't tip? Would you consider human composting? The answers to these questions, plus Saint Nick vs Nick Cage, in today's show.
What candy bar is becoming a protein bar? Should you eat your cutlery? What does science say about midlife crises? The answers to these questions, plus shipwrecked pants, in today's show.
Why did Los Angeles County issue a unicorn permit? Why are you more likely to suffer a heart attack over the holidays? Why are mom-centric Facebook groups bad? The answers to these questions, plus Egg Nog Quiz, in today's show.
Should you buy headphones that filter air? Is cash an appropriate wedding gift? What is the biggest reason people use TikTok? The answers to these questions, plus the Britney musical, in today's show.
What do books smell like? Are identity thieves coming for your child? Why do weighted blankets help you sleep? The answers to these questions, plus beards, in today's show.
We are off today, so enjoy these "Least Worst of Matt and Kate" segments. We will also be off December 21st through January 2nd.
How can you stop yourself from sending drunken texts this Christmas? What are the most popular holiday injuries? Should you give your neighbor chili? The answers to these questions, plus Christmas Tree Quiz, in today's show.
What are the odds of a White Christmas? Should you drink beer out of a leg? What is the time limit for using your phone on the toilet? The answers to these questions, plus Toy Inflation Quiz, in today's show.
What Franzia merchandise should you consider? How will you get rid of your Kanye West tattoo? Does Kate find Nicholas Cage sexy? The answers to these questions, plus ugly people with attractive significant others, in today's show.
Can you own a kangaroo? Should you test drive Kansas City International Airport? Should you eat candy before a workout? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity First Job Quiz, in today's show.
Should you teach your dog to paint? What might be lurking in your Christmas tree? Are crosswords or video games better for your brain? The answers to these questions, plus frying pans to the head, in today's show.
What do old people regret? What is an exercise snack? How much do bachelorette parties cost? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's misfortune, in today's show.
What are some words of the year? Should Kate become a mall santa? Which famous retailer is now available in hologram form? The answers to these questions, plus top Christmas scents, in today's show.
Should you replace your plants with Lego? What are the best states for pre-date drinking? What health foods are bad for you? The answers to these questions, plus robocalls, in today's show.
How can you keep your pet from becoming obese over the holidays? Why are bats falling from the sky? Can you flush a 67-pound goldfish? The answers to these questions, plus cargo pants are back, in today's show.
How many people will go through KCI airport for Thanksgiving? How should you prep your new boyfriend for dinner with your family? What is algospeak? The answers to these questions, plus beauty sleep, in today's show.
What words are new to the Scrabble Dictionary? How can you avoid obnoxious conversations at the Thanksgiving table? Why are people expected to drink more at Thanksgiving this year than in years past? The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not Roblox, in today's show.
How did Bluetooth get a man arrested? Should you consider lab-grown meat? When should you get a phone for your kid? The answers to these questions, plus datings résumés, in today's show.
Should you get a robot dog? Was Kate mean to an old couple at Bed Bath & Beyond? Why does your boss want you playing Solitaire in Microsoft Teams? The answers to these quesitons, plus Frankfurter Wars, in today's show.
What is the latest Spam flavor? How is Coors trying to get men to wear fingernail polish? Should you eat a drone? The answers to these questions, plus Justin Bieber's pimples, in today's show.
How can you be mindful when you eat? What Thanksgiving food item is available as a beverage? Is that an egg in your pocket? The answers to these questions, plus Home Alone inflation, in today's show.
Is slapping a sport? Should you fool your friends with modified donuts? What word begins and ends with "e" but only contains one letter? The answers to these questions, plus fake cowboys return, in today's show.
What did a priest do to a wine thief? Should you thaw your frozen turkey? Why do people hate cats? The answers to these questions, plus used caskets, in today's show.
What are the most popular restaurants for Thanskgiving by state? Where did the term "gaslighting" come from? Are you smarter than a fifth grader? The answers to these questions, plus a mystery button for your kitchen, in today's show.