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What is Patrick Mahomes secret to success? Why does Kate have a beer bong? Why does Nettie's Spaghetti discrimate against children? The answers to these questions, plus greased up poles, in today's show.

What is Patrick Mahomes secret to success? Why does Kate have a beer bong? Why does Nettie's Spaghetti discrimate against children? The answers to these questions, plus greased up poles, in today's show.
How long can seven-layer Mexican dip stay at room temperature before you get ill upon eating it? Should you buy clearance Valentine's candy for Easter? Why did the woman quit her job at the chemical plant? The answers to these questions, plus Goodbye Internet Explorer, in today's show.
Do aliens have balloons? Why was Post Malone kicked out of the bar? Which classic TV character is set to return? The answers to these questions, plus Chick-fil-A's chickenless chicken sandwich, in today's show.
Does slow-motion video sell more products? Why should you get engaged at Cracker Barrel? How do dumpsters communicate? The answers to these questions, plus funeral-home humor, in today's show.
Why are traffic signals getting a fourth light? What are the worst ideas for first dates? Why should you know your neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus drunk dialing, in today's show.
Should you buy fresh cuts of meat from a vending machine? Which states drink the most alcohol? How accurate is the Groundhog? The answers to these questions, plus Superbowl prop bets, in today's show.
What is a deinfluencer? Why did Kate almost smack her masseuse? What do you call a man with an axe in his head? The answers to these questions, plus Pooh Bear vs Cocaine Bear, in today's show.
What is Potato Girl doing at the Superbowl? What is the Buy Nothing Movement? Does Jeff Bezo's trim his own toenails? The answers to these questions, plus Galentine's Day, in today's show.
What TikTok trend is causing headaches for restaurants? Why did Leonardo DiCaprio name a snake after his mom? How do you show love to a robot? The answers to these questions, plus Chinese Spy Balloon, in today's show.
How can you eat yogurt with chopsticks? How can you sneak the maximum number of snacks into the movie theater? Is Matt allowed to join Farmers Only? The answers to these questions, plus social media withdrawal, in today's show.
What's the latest daytime TV show cancellation? Who are the latest nominees for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? What's the latest hotel hack? The answers to these questions, plus voice-to-text fails, in today's show.
Are meteorolists upset about groundhog forecasts? What is the 100 Envelope Challenge? Did archaeologists unleash a malady upon the world when they discovered Egypt's oldest mummy? The answers to these questions, plus rent a hen, in today's show.
What is MILF Manor? What social network are teens "almost constantly" on? Which foods are less and more expensive compared to last Superbowl? The answers to these questions, plus Dry January results, in today's show.
How many selfies did a bear take? How can you "savor" to improve sleep? Do you need a diamond engagement ring? The answers to these questions, plus walking on Lego, in today's show.
What is the superior bubble wrap? Is DiGiorno pizza bad? What is Home Depot dating? The answers to these questions, plus Nutrition: True or False, in today's show.
Should you connect your smart appliances to the internet? What is Lucky Girl Syndrome? Who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor? The answers to these questions, plus validating boomer takes, in today's show.
Where should one play Dungeons & Dragons? Should you take a helicopter to work? What is on the Friends-themed conversation hearts? The answers to these questions, plus Paris Hilton's baby, in today's show.
What new emoji are on the way? Why does France scoff at Dry January? Should you make an "if I go missing" binder? The answers to these quesions, plus a chess-playing cat, in today's show.
How many times can you wear pajamas before you wash them? What does Gen Z want to do when they grow up? What secrets should you keep to yourself at work? The answers to these questions, plus plane toilet tips, in today's show.
Why should you be wary of the hotel fridge? Should you give two weeks' notice when you quit? Should Kate's kids get jobs? The answers to these questions, plus FOSY, in today's show.
What are the qualifications to drive the Wienermobile? What is the germiest thing in your kitchen? What does "winter coating" mean? The answers to these questions, plus snake remover's revenge, in today's show.
Should you feed your Christmas tree to a goat? Should you have a camera fly around your house? Can you take your anti-tank rifle on the plane? The answers to these questions, plus going bananas over Wichita monkeys, in today's show.
Where can you marry your cousin? How smart was the Tyrannosaurus rex? What is the new king of expensive fast food? The answers to these questions, plus name a cockroach after your ex, in today's show.
How can you improve the odds people open your emails? What things do people keep in their beds? Why should you fail at hobbies? The answers to these questions, plus UFO sightings, in today's show.
What are the most popular Valentine's gifts? Which soda is going away? Should you tip robot bartenders? The answers to these questions, plus Grocery Store Inflation Game, in today's show.
Why should you talk to your plants? What is a mouse jiggler? Why does an airplane's middle seat get both armrests? The answers to these questions, plus the Shark Tooth Hunter, in today's show.
Can medicine cause twisted dreams? Can turtles talk? What do you call a mouse who swears? The answers to these questions, plus Harry versus Harry, in today's show.
Should you electrify your baby carriage? What is a wet lab? What is blue camo for? The answers to these questions, plus knocks, in today's show.
Why is McDonald's putting seeds in Happy Meals? Why should you camouflage your car? Is Matt smarter than a fourth grader? The answers to these questions, plus the elevator of the future, in today's show.
Should you pay $200 for a sleep mask? What new device does a company want you to pee on? Why should you feel just fine about your cheese habit? The answers to these questions, plus Ed Sheeran lookalikes, in today's show.