THINGS YOU WOULDVE DONE DIFFERENT! This week on the pod the honks are joined by the sensational comedian Robby Hoffman. They discuss comedy, classism, accountability in relationships, being too reactionary, doxxing men, predators and so much more! Enjoy! Follow Robby Hoffman on insta at: https://www.instagram.com/robbyhoffman/?hl=en Check out Robby’s Netflix Verified Set: https://www.netflix.com/title/81691506 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to ...
Nov 25, 2024•1 hr 32 min
FAMILY DRAMA The Honks went a lil longer this week with almost two hours worth of personal stories and listener submitted stories, and let’s just say… THINGS GET DRAMATIC! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t...
Nov 18, 2024•1 hr 43 min
Ep. 144 OFFENDED This week the honks read listener submitted stories on what offends them. A fitting prompt just a few days post US presidential election! They cover important post election topics including how the next woman that runs for president needs to have an OnlyFans, RFK, Gabby’s dad, and unfortunately so much more. It’s okay if you’re losing hope, because at least one day we’ll all be gone. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see...
Nov 11, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Welcome back to another episode of tea time, this week the honks are joined by comedian and enemy Cara Connor’s to read REJECTION STORIES. They talk about medication, Harper and Cara fight, juggalo weddings, getting rejected for being too old, a festival by the river, jojo siwa, this episode is unhinged and all over the place. Enjoy! Watch Cara Connors special here: https://youtu.be/bPo4W0sWCNI?si=l-0_YR1hQysk6fM7 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon...
Oct 28, 2024•55 min
MISC. STORIES with JOY aka Ms. Grilled Cheese honey. This week the honks are joined by former roommate and cricket extraordinaire, Ms. Grilled Cheese. This episode is the closest thing to a sober acid trip that you'll ever experience. The honks try to read stories from past prompts but keep getting distracted, Joy insults Gabby's chewed on nipples, Harper-Rose outs who Gabby is voting for, they talk about the infamous "Poop Razor" and Joy forgets her pottery, well and so much more. Good luck fol...
Oct 21, 2024•58 min
REVIEWING YOUR LAST PARTNER! This episode the honks welcome you to their new studio and get cozy in their new beanbags that were undoubtably made by children in sweatshops. They read listener submitted stories on “reviewing your last s*xual experience”. From walking a person around on a leash on all fours in the woods to “fire Gluck Gluck” in a Boeing 737 and a man who puts cigarettes out on his tongue. This episode is truly heinous! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our g...
Oct 14, 2024•53 min
Honks we missed ya. We get deep right up top, find out the only person Gab would have kids with, HR calls Gab out, someone went on a date with a T.P. which was a jarring read and so much more. We are going to do a two parter because this was so insane and we didn't get to read nearly as many as we wanted too. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teat...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Hey honks. This is part vlog, part sit down and was filmed two months ago. Originally only released on patreon but since the honks were sick we decided to release this publicly in lieu of having no episode come out this week. This episode is very real, raw and honest. Abortions are a touchy subject so watch at your own discretion. Love y'all thank you for listening and we will be back next week with a new episode. Take care and enjoy!
Sep 30, 2024•45 min
CHOOSING ONE FRIEND OVER ANOTHER This week the honks recap the election, losing friends when you stop getting f*cked up with them, someone writes in about lizard people and they are clearly in psychosis, harper-rose left a piece of half eaten toast on the table, they take a phone call from Kate and they get some emails from listeners that quite frankly, exhaust them. This episode was a nightmare from hell. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon ...
Sep 16, 2024•56 min
JAIL EXPERIENCES In this weeks episode the Honks read listener submitted stories on jail experiences. Visiting ex boyfriends in prison and getting handsy, a father son jail duo, being in a holding cell with a predator, fast food theme songs and slogans, threatening cops and a fart song (or two). Enjoy! Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com COME SEE HARPER-ROSE AND KATE'S SHOW LIVE IN LA AND NYC THIS FALL: PARALLEL PLAY LA LIVE SHOW: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/parallel-play-live-ti...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 5 min
This week on Tea Time we make and break an amends to the faithful honkers that write in, Gabby shares some world news... specifically about a certain heartbroken Russian man, Harper-Rose reads a story from Kate Lavrentios' biggest fan and stay tuned for a heartfelt message at the end.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTi...
Sep 09, 2024•58 min
This week the honk’s are joined by comedian Matt LeGrande to read listener submitted stories on dumb reasons for breaking up. Matt is late to the studio and orders chick-fil-a, they unpack cousins sleeping with each other, getting scabies, an ex boyfriend mamas boy with poor hygiene, an experience with a man who Transitioned into a woman and then transitioned back to being a man post op, and unfortunately, so much more. Enjoy! Watch Matt LeGrande's special MISSIONARY here: https://www.youtube.co...
Aug 19, 2024•1 hr 14 min
UGLIEST RELATIONSHIPS YOUVE BEEN INVOLVED IN! This week the honks are joined by the third member of their human centipede, Kate lavrentios. In this episode they discuss what makes a person ugly and how ugliness manifests in behavior and relationships. Manipulation, poor hygiene, disregarding people’s emotions, a story of a 29 year old man living at home with his parents dating a 19 year old girl, lying about baby mamas, cheating, STDs, and optimistic endings. This episode is truly ugly! Enjoy! C...
Aug 12, 2024•52 min
WHAT INSECURITIES DO YOU BRING INTO RELATIONSHIPS? This week the honks read listeners submitted stories on their insecurities and how they manifest in their relationships. Gabby and Harper-Rose talk about their mother wounds and how those effect their self esteem, Gabby takes a phone call from her dad, Harper-Rose asks him if he would ever get back with Gabby’s mom, and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re givin...
Aug 05, 2024•50 min
FIRST DATE RED FLAGS! This week the honks are joined by the one and only Kate Lavrentios. They unpack their first date red flags and read listener submitted stories on the topic. We learn that opening the car door on a first date is pretty vital, sussing out the sense of humor, talking too much about ex’s and what it is to play the “cool girl” for too long. As always, thanks for listening and enjoy!
Jul 29, 2024•53 min
WHAT DO YOUR EXS HAVE IN COMMIN PT. 2 This week the honk’s revisit listener submitted stories on what all of their ex’s have in common. From ex’s faking they have cancer, ex’s with the same birthdays, dating men with mommy issues and behavioral issues and dating people with deceased parents, this episode gives listeners another unhinged, deep dive into the lives of others and the similarities that draw us all closer together (whether we like it or not)
Jul 23, 2024•56 min
Most embarrassing moments: This week the honks are reading listener submitted stories on embarrassing moments. Recapping Gabby’s horrific show in New York, accidentally sexting your mom, accidentally calling a doctor a slur, chaotic friends hooking up with ex’s, a water park p*ssy slip, this weeks episode is a nice little break from how chaotic the stories usually are but still, chaotic in their own specials ways ❤️
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 3 min
This week the honks read listeners stories on “what do all of your ex’s have in common” We learn that gabby dates broke, felon looking men, Harper Rose dates white collar looking felons, the listeners date narcissistic liars and they unpack what happened in everyone’s childhoods that made everyone drawn to people that aren’t good for them. Enjoy!
Jul 01, 2024•58 min
Episode 129 WORST FIRST DATES! This week the honks unpack worst first dates. Harper-Rose tells the story about her first date with a leprechaun, a bus stop romance, an attempted fisting, a deli meat debacle, first time anal and unhinged voicemails! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON / teatime42069...
Jun 25, 2024•42 min
This episode is truly a nightmare! From teachers writing fantasy student erotica, assault to varying degrees, the interesting way that Harper-Rose refers to having consensual intercourse and giving up on ever trying to monetize off of YouTube, this episode will surely leave you feeling like you need to sage yourself and pray! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www...
Jun 19, 2024•56 min
Episode 127 family secrets: This week the honks unpack family secrets. Bad step dads, bad real dads, murders, sleeping with cousins, p3d0phelia, family lore and so much more. This episode couldn’t get more tea time if we tried! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: h...
Jun 10, 2024•52 min
We are finally back in the stu! This week we unpack y'alls gut instincts, what happens to your night when you date straight men and some more gorgeous hot takes that definitely don't come across as brazen or chaotic... ENJOY HONKERS! We missed y'all
Jun 03, 2024•1 hr 3 min
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? This week Gabby and Harper-Rose welcome comedian Morgan Jay to the show. They talk about Morgan’s blossoming career, read listener submitted stories about what they’re afraid of, unpack their own fears and Gabby admits she’s kind of a sub…. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? This week Gabby and Harper-Rose welcome comedian & musician Morgan Jay to the show. They talk about Morgan’s blossoming career, read listener submitted stories about what they’re afraid of, unpack their own ...
May 20, 2024•1 hr 11 min
Harper-Rose was very sick this week so the honks didn’t get to go to the stu. Instead Gabby regales us with her enchanting story of meeting her new man Post and we included a slideshow with an important message at the end. LISTEN TO IT HONKS! See you next week with a full length episode and a special guest! To see HR live in San Diego with Bianca Cristovao this Friday May 17th 9:30PM click here: https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/266367 If you love the show and want to support us, join our grow...
May 13, 2024•13 min
The honks talk comedy with the great and straight comedian Beth Stelling! She is so funny and intelligent we really enjoyed getting to talk to her. We read a few Rehab stories before we move it on over to Patreon where we read the rest. Some of y'all were addicted to rehab and some of y'all felt like you were in jail. We get both sides. Enjoy! Check out Beth Stelling's tour dates, 2 comedy specials (Netflix, HBO MAX) and podcast Sweethearts here: https://bethstelling.com/ If you love the show an...
May 06, 2024•1 hr 5 min
THE RETURN OF OUR BELOVED KATE! This week Harper-Rose and Gabby welcome back the one and only roommate Kate Lavrentios (cohost of Six Feet Above Pod, 1/2 Parallell Play) for part 2 of y'all's creepiest stories. We were all emotionally at our limit after a grueling car ride to the stu and recording back to back so enjoy the extra spice. In this episode Gabby gives her dad a call....or 3... for an important question, we talk nipple piercings, de@th, a s*x trafficking attempt, Kate's crush on our l...
May 05, 2024•43 min
CREEPY! This week Gabby and Harper read listener submitted stories about creepy encounters. Manic episodes, ex boyfriends, Instagram stalkers and so much more. Gabby has a pinched nerve in her neck from x rated shenanigans and might have to go to the pysch ward and Harper doesn’t have health insurance. Enjoy!
Apr 22, 2024•53 min
Pyschwards part 2! the honks welcome back comedian Cara connors for round two of pyschward stories. Stories from nurses and pyschward graduates. A case of hep C, sleeping with family members, dirty sheets, getting on the right meds, Cara’s outfit and so much more. Enjoy!
Apr 08, 2024•58 min
PYSCH WARD STORIES! Welcome back to another haunted episode of tea time, this week Harper and gabby welcome comedian and former straight woman Cara connors to the show. A story from a listener who is in active psychosis writes in, nurses of pysch wards and so much more. There’s going to be a part two on this topic because there were so many stories. In the meantime head over to the patreon where you can get an extra hour of content. Enjoy!
Apr 01, 2024•1 hr 8 min
What’s bothering y’all? A lot! And rightfully so! Ex’s, family s*x cults, being a woman, roommates. All of it! Gabby and Harper Rose read listeners stories about what’s grinding their gears and talk about what’s grinding theirs. Public episodes are being cut shorter and moving over to the patreon for longer, more insane tea. Enjoy!
Mar 25, 2024•44 min
