Welcome back to another harrowing episode of Tea time! The Honks try out a new format, less time on the public episode and more on the patreon. They read listeners stories on crazy family experiences, from uncles attempting assault and ruining weddings to a stranger breaking in to the home of a single mother? This episode goes without saying that there’s a trigger warning for family darkness but this wouldn’t be tea time if there wasn’t! Enjoy!
Mar 18, 2024•45 min
This week the honks had their friend Mateen Stewart on the show! We discuss how comedy is a DIY career, life as a parent, we read a story from a nurse who may or may not care about coffee more than a human life, and more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set SKOODLYDOO h...
Mar 11, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Episode 116! Manipulation stories. From manipulative mommys, a French married man leading a double life and a rockabilly modeling agency catfish story, this episode will have you feeling extra manipulated! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Harper-Rose’s set premiers 3/5/24 on her youtube: ht...
Mar 04, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Welcome back to another episode of Tea Time! This week the honks are joined by none other than their roommate, cohost of the Six Feet Above Podcast, KATE LAVRENTIOS! The theme of the episode was supposed to be manipulation but Gabby realized halfway through the ep that she couldn't log into the Tea Time email account so they will be read next week. OOPS! Sorry y'all! This is a fun, personal episode about heinous dates and mommy issues! Enjoy! Check out Kate's pod Six Feet Above on Trevi Moran's ...
Feb 26, 2024•1 hr
GHOSTED! Welcome back to another haunted episode of Tea Time, this week Harper-Rose and Gabby read listener submitted stories on times they've been ghosted and boy oh boy do things get spooky. From a frienship that blossomed in a mental institution to an unlikable child being the reason for ghosting a relationship, this episode is full of scalding hot tea!
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Listen up SL*TS! This weeks episode the honks introduce a very special guest, fantastic comedian and Harper-Rose's ex boyfriend Tre' Stewart. They read listener submitted stories from various episodes in a catch up ep of sorts. The honkgynas unpack a precarious roommate/incest situation and Gabby asks Tre' some very important questions in regards to him and Harper-Rose's relationship... let's just say things get spicy. Tre' kindly leads the show out with a prayer with one of the most hauntingly ...
Feb 12, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Hiya HONKS... we are... in a word... back... this episode is sort of about the SLUTTIEST things you've ever done but it kind of turns into us talking about our exes LMAO. What are you gonna do ya know... enjoy the third studio of Tea Time see you next week...If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com...
Feb 05, 2024•58 min
Welcome back to another unhinged episode of Tea Time! This week Harper-Rose and Gabby unpack listeners' stories about the worst ways they've been insulted. A mentally ill brother insults his sister, the honks recall one of the many times their mothers have humbled them, and so much more! Stay tuned for weekly episodes and story prompts to submit your own stories. This episode was brought to you by RED FLAG OR DEAL BREAKER? RFDB is able to be downloaded in the App Store. Perfect for pregames, fir...
Jan 13, 2024•59 min
First episode of 2024! Harper-Rose and Gabby bring in the new year with the worst holiday stories submitted by listeners. They unpack their 2023 experiences and things get emotional, HR talks about her Christmas family f!ngering, Gab talks about why her dad was uninvited from Christmas Eve dinner and so much more! Happy new year Honks!
Jan 01, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Well honks, bonks and chonks- your mentally ill mothers are back! We are in a new studio with the same burning desire to read your stories! After our hiatus we catch y'all up on the departure of Uncle Pee then get right into your worst family member tales! Spoiler alert: y'all have a lot of bad apples in that family tree, like a brother who was too handsy, a demented grandpappy and wretched aunties galore. We love and missed you guys so much, hope you enjoy this new chapter of Tea Time! If you l...
Dec 18, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 109
Welcome back to another unhinged episode of Tea Time! This episode Harper-Rose and Gabby read listener submitted stories on the worst parties they’ve been to, from shitty lap dances (literally!) to a party girl who married a ped*phile and so much more! This episode will have you thinking “what the hell” …enjoy! All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving f...
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 5 min
STILL SINGLE! This weeks episode the honks unpack listeners stories on why their friends are still single, and unsurprisingly enough, there’s a lot of bad hygiene involved. And in some cases, bad personalities. We hope you enjoy, and remember, brush those teeth! All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! CLIC...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 10 min
In this episode the honks read listeners stories on worst gifts. From rubber foot sculptures and hitachi wands to food portion plates and scales. This episode will surely inspire gift ideas for the next time you want to say f*ck you to someone! All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PA...
Oct 09, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Rock bottoms! In this weeks episode of tea time the honks recount their own rock bottom stories then open up with a haunted, problematic listener submitted story about an Uber driver hook up, drunk driving to an ex’s house, su*cide attempts turned transformational and so much more! All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! ...
Oct 02, 2023•1 hr 17 min
This weeks episode is all about danger. The honks read listeners stories about dangerous situations. from weird dads trying to roofie their daughters friends to violent sexual offenders and stalkers! This episode is a giant trigger warning and also a gentle reminder that….. no one is safe! Brought to you by RFDB only on the Apple App Store. One time payment of $2.99 and you have endless fun with your friends, with or without benefits! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/rfdb/id1659177114 All video is ...
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Honks, this we we talk Karma. We read how karma has come back on people whether good or bad. Mostly people see karma coming back for ex lovers who deserve what’s coming their way, totally on brand for Tea Time. We also get in to a deep discussion on forgiveness and how recovery plays a role in how we forgive ourselves and each other. Brought to you by RFDB only on the Apple App Store. One time payment of $2.99 and you have endless fun with your friends, with or without benefits! https://apps.app...
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr 20 min
NOTE - The audio is kinda crappy for the first couple minutes due to the great laptop fire of 2023, skip to 00:02:44 for cleaner audio. This week we learn what Lee loves to swallow… as we unpack your life changing moments! We cover everything from an affectionate high school bestie, hobbies that arise in relationships and of course some stories from our beloved LGBT community. This podcast has changed all of our lives, one sinful story at a time. Brought to you by RFDB only on the Apple App Stor...
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 24 min
This weeks episode is all about KINKS! From foot fetishes, pegging and spitting to doctors wearing fishnets and chastity belts underneath their scrubs, this episode is packed full of kinky stories. So get comfortable because you’re in for a wild ride as the honks explore the kinky and chaotic world of kinks (and shaming them) All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving ...
Sep 04, 2023•1 hr 25 min
This week on our 100th episode we read listeners most unhinged stories! Harper-Rose and Gabby open up with the complexities of what it is to be a human and then dive into some deeply haunted stories about a dead husband and his secret double life, a roommate argument over Disney princesses turning into a visit from the cops, and so much more! You could say this weeks episode is…. Completely unhinged All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to su...
Aug 28, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 100
Surprise! This week the honks read listeners stories on surprises and recap times in their own lives when they’ve been surprised. From ex’s having secret double lives to finding videos on your ex boyfriends computer of him having intercourse with other women. What will they surprise us with next?! Supported by NextEvo! Upgrade your CBD. Go to https://www.NextEvo.com/teatime to get 20% off your first order of $40 or more. All video is on our YouTube channel If you love...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Hello honks and welcome to this weeks episode ER stories. This week we have haunted stories a plenty of people who ended up in the ER because they accidentally shot themselves, some of you flirted with hot doctors when you had sepsis, and even a woman who did a little surgery on herself in the parking lot of a hospital. Every week we have new chaotic stories for you from our lovely listeners. Enjoy this weeks episode and…Stay safe out there! All video is on our YouTube channel...
Jul 31, 2023•1 hr 27 min
The honks are back in action this week unpacking your liquid trauma, anything from boric acid beat drops to unforgiving, earth-shattering sharts are fair game! Thanks for your patience and if you’d like more stories and unfiltered tea, join us on patreon for more 🫶 or be poor we don’t care. All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! ...
Jul 24, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 97
Surprise the honks can’t stop having threesomes, this week we welcome ⭐️PARIS BUSH💦 a porn star but most importantly, a hot friend of the pod! We unpack y’all’s wedding stories and we got everything from a spendaholic bride’s momzilla to child slut shamer to a sneaky bi guy and so much more! All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! ...
Jul 10, 2023•1 hr 29 min
This week the honks have a special guest Roomate Kate join the tea party to unpack catfishing stories, which to our surprise, were darkiana! We heard all about a naughty neopet-pal, an unHINGEd partner, a man who moved mountains… and multiple times to chase his beloved, a beach ball bazanza and so much more! Fresh tea comes out every Monday stay tuned for more✨ Supported by NextEvo! Upgrade your CBD. Go to https://www.NextEvo.com/teatime to get 20% off your first order of $40 or more. All vide...
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 95
On this weeks episode the honks read listeners stories on gay awakenings. From cheating lesbians at summer band camp to angry, suppressed, gay church dads. This episode brings up the question…. Is the angrier the homophobe, the gayer the person? Happy pride month! All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR ...
Jun 26, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 94
In this weeks episode the honks unpack listeners stories on the worst people they’ve ever met. From trailer park white nationalist ex boyfriends who won the lottery to narrowly escaping a possible human trafficking incident… this episode will leave you thinking about the many kinds of unsettling people that we encounter in our lifetimes and how they expose themselves. All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing communi...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 93
This week the honks read listeners stories about camping experiences. From getting lost while hiking in the Appalachias with your classmates to lesbian awakenings and getting revenge on popular girls in sleep away camp. This episode will leave you feeling grateful that you made it out of the woods. All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! ...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 92
am I the a$$hole?! This week the honks read and respond to listeners stories/questions on what it is to be an a-hole. From name calling family members to toxic relationships with “twin flames” we all play a part in our relationships and sometimes we are in fact, the a$$hole. But can we recognize our own bad behaviors and take accountability?? This episode answers just that. Supported by NextEvo! Upgrade your CBD. Go to https://www.NextEvo.com/teatime to get 20% off your first order of $40 or mor...
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 91
Howdy honks, in this episode we read listeners stories about their baby sitter/sitting experiences. From horny affairs with dads to a teenage sitter turned murderer, this episode is sure to make you think….what’s really going on when the parents are away …?? All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! ...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 90
In todays episode the honks read listeners stories about polyamorous/open relationships and one weirdly graphic threesome story… We discover that most open relationships end in flames and a lot of people are hurt along the way. The energy in this episode is unhinged and chaotic and sure to leave you wanting more! All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at mon...
May 22, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 89