OBSESSED! In todays episode we welcome back Alex 2tone, the host of “powerful truth angels”. The honks talk about what obsession looks like for them and read listeners submissions on obsession. Is it normal to create social media burner accounts to spy on people? Or is it a form of obsession? From stalker ex’s to stalking ex’s…we ask the question….. is it mental illness or human nature to be driven to insanity by obsession? All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show a...
May 14, 2023•1 hr 17 min
Dating apps! This week the honks read listeners stories from unhinged dating app dates. We learned that some of you like writing in graphic detail what makes you orgasm, we also learn that skater guys will squat in your apartment for days. The apps are full of horrific strangers and we are all out here sleeping with them. This episode won’t let you down! All video is on our YouTube channel If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what ...
May 07, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 87
Honks, this week we read your submissions about what makes you uncomfortable. Whether it's textures, phobias, the wrong wardrobes at home, or clueless dads. We all have those things in life that make us squirm. All video is on our YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giv...
Apr 30, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 86
This week we honk off on step family relationships! from perverted step brothers to wicked step mothers that are seemingly jealous of father daughter relationships. This episode is jam packed with questionable relationships and familial drama. The tea is piping! All video is on our YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the show and want to support us, join our ...
Apr 23, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 85
This week the honks are joined by a special guest, comedian JT Parr (Netflix, Chad & JT Go Deep) as they go through the Horrible Boss trauma we all share. We find out who’s the worst employee, the worst boss and heck, Lee even finds a connection 👀 and watch/listen to the end so you find learn where some people keep their cookies! Stay vigilant honks…👁️👅👁️ Go watch/listen to JT’s podcast Going Deep with Chad and JT - SPOTIFY - APPLE - YOUTUBE - Watch Unstable and Chad and JT Go Deep on Ne...
Apr 16, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 84
The head honks start off talking about their terrible week. Harper had some missed opportunities and Gabby found herself in multiple conflicts. Then we jump in to your stories on crazy landlords and neighbors! There’s black magic, creepy dudes, and the through line is of course you guessed it plenty of meth heads. Supported by Awkward Essentials. Learn more about their flagship product The Dipstick and more at www.awkwardessentials.com , use code TEATIME10 at checkout to save 10% and support...
Mar 26, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 83
This week on Death, the head honks discuss Lee’s fatal storytelling flaw, we unpack some funky flavors of cancer, grim grandmas, an aunt stuffed inside of a penguin, and so much more! Supported by Awkward Essentials. Learn more about their flagship product The Dipstick and more at www.awkwardessentials.com , use code TEATIME10 at checkout to save 10% and support the show! All video is on our YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episode...
Mar 19, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 82
Viva Las Vegas, or something like that. Here’s the thing, no one’s the main character in Vegas and this episode proves it! We catch up after a restful week off then jump in to depravity and day pools. Supported by Awkward Essentials. Learn more about their flagship product The Dipstick and more at www.awkwardessentials.com , use code TEATIME10 at checkout to save 10% and support the show! All video is on our YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to pla...
Mar 12, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 81
This week the head honks open up with some comedy talk, because that’s what we’re doing out here! We can’t skip over the stuff that we stole, then we dive in and roll around in the loot you stole! There’s crafting supplies, there’s grand larceny, there’s statues, there’s a chihuahua(??) and the old Gillette razor. Buckle up, this one’s a roller coaster! Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code TEATIME20 at MANSCAPED.com ! Supported by Awkward Essentials. Learn more about their fl...
Feb 26, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 80
We have an injured Harper, Gabby is reeling from her eggs being rejected, and Lee is cashing checks! Then Honk, Bonk and Lee talk about Shame. We asked, What have you done that you’re ashamed of? We read your anonymous submissions on hooking up with your sister’s crush, sexual fantasies, and some of your reactions to being lied to in a couple different and pretty dark ways. We love your stories and truly appreciate that you take the time to write in. Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with...
Feb 19, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 79
This week the head Honks talk about forbidden love, or just hooking up with people you shouldn't. Is it exciting? Is it forgivable? Is it worth it? We talk about friends hooking up with family, friends hooking up with exes and all the drama associated. As usual it gets pretty unhinged and TEA IS SPILT! Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code TEATIME20 at MANSCAPED.com ! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for not...
Feb 12, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 78
The one and only Bobby Lee joins us to read your stories on Anger Issues! Before we dive on in the Head Honks give our guest some dating advice, we play a round of ‘would you rather’ and are blessed with some sage wisdom from Father Time himself. This episode is a blast and it’s an honor to have an icon in comedy support our little show. Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code TEATIME20 at MANSCAPED.com ! Supported by Awkward Essentials. Learn more about their flagship product T...
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 77
Hey Honks, this week we dive right in to your most Awkward or Cringe Hookups. Of COURSE Honk, Bonk and Lee have their own haunted stories to share along the way. Hang on tight for this Explosive Anal Extravaganza on Acid! Enjoy! 💋 P.S. Watch out for the Pale Predator Supported by Awkward Essentials. Learn more about their flagship product The Dipstick and more at www.awkwardessentials.com , use code “TEATIME10” at checkout to save 10% and support the show! All video plus some previously unrelea...
Jan 29, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 76
We are very excited to announce our new partnership with Awkward Essentials. Learn more about their flagship product The Dipstick and more at www.awkwardessentials.com , use code “TEATIME10” at checkout to save 10% and support the show! We start on a high on this ep, the season of love is upon some of us (more on that on Patreon). After what turns in to a truly unhinged intro, the head honks read your stories on Avoidance. You guys are avoiding dates and restaurants, dermatologists and dentists,...
Jan 22, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 75
This week we HONK OFF on what we would do if there were No Consequences! Harper has some wholesome ideas, while Gabby just wants to escape her guilty conscience. After an intro on gender studies, we read your stories! Most of you want to get away with murder, but a few of you want to life free and clear of responsibilities! Either way, we all just fantasize about living like there's no tomorrow. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bel...
Jan 15, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 74
This is a sneak peek in to what we're doing over on Patreon. It's a more relaxed spilling of tea from us and from you. We respond to your messages, we read your emails, and we listen to voicemails. If you're an Elite Honk you can even call in to tell us your story. In this episode we have a double hook up, a great 'would you rather', a deep confession, and a voicemail that really boggles our minds. If you want more like this join us at https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 All video plus some pre...
Jan 08, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 73
This week we have on Matt LeGrande to help read some stories we didn’t have time for! Matt has a little trouble getting in to the spirit of Honks supporting Honks, but we get there eventually. He does bring up some thought provoking questions along the way…🥴 Follow Matt on IG All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the...
Jan 01, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 72
Ho Ho Ho Honkers, Tea Time is here to deliver you an unhinged Christmas and a wild Hanukkah! Gabby talks presents, Harper introduces us to Animal Passions then we get in to whether you or someone you know was the weird kid or the class clown. You served up a Matt Smith, a tummy full of rocks, the suit kid, the "butt scoot" and YOU KNOW we love a psych ward baddie. Santa left you this one last present little bonkies, ENJOY 💋🤡😇❤️ All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube chann...
Dec 25, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 71
Hey Honks, this week gabby and Harper-rose read your stories on forgiveness, or lack thereof! We talk about issues between partners new and old, tiffs between friends and often the number one issue in marriages, the mother-in-law. Before we get to all that, we learn what Gabby and Harper-Rose did that is truly unforgivable. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us...
Dec 18, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 70
This week we talk about dating Icks and the quickest ways people get turned off. From wearing cheap perfume to hoarding condoms after sex to keep as souvenirs, we find out that Icks can come in all different forms. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Pat...
Dec 11, 2022•1 hr 27 min
Hey honks it’s no secret we love to finically go off. This week Gabby let’s loose💨 and tells us about her biggest purchases and Harper let’s us know how much she loves Kevin Hart. From designer pet clothes to lavish movie props y’all really dropped cash and tea on this episode! Put the credit cards away and enjoy All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back ...
Dec 04, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 68
This week Gabby and Harper-Rose read your Hometown Scandals! We have murders, we have inappropriate teachers, we have purple markers, we have supposed pacts and much more truly shocking stories from you guys! Thanks so much for writing in, as always you DID NOT disappoint. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the sho...
Nov 27, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 67
This week Harper and Gabby unpack listeners biggest issues in their lives right now. From living with ex partners while trying to date to navigating how to leave a religion without being disowned from your family and so much more. We’ve all got issues. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the show and want...
Nov 20, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 66
This week the honks have comedian Jade Catta-Preta as their special guest for FRIEND BREAKUPS! They discuss everything from all the reasons hooking up with your best friend is bad to teaching Gabby how to properly scissor. This episode was real, rowdy and unfiltered! Follow Jade on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/jadecattapreta Visit https://jadecattapreta.com/ for all her dates And watch Hotties on Hulu! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel . Please...
Nov 13, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 65
This is hands down one of the most UNHINGED episodes of Tea Time to date. You have to tune in to find out about the insanity that comes out while Gabby and Harper-Rose read your Dumbest Ideas submissions. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Pa...
Nov 06, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 64
This weeks episode of tea time listeners sent in their stories about work hook ups, secret crushes on bosses, co-workers turned into soul mates and how all the kitchen guys at restaurants are smoking meth! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on P...
Oct 30, 2022•1 hr 17 min
In this episode we asked you “What do you find ugly?” and we got a wide range of ugliness. From physical deformities to forced dirty talk. From flipflops to angler fish. Drake, Elizabeth Moss and Prince William. There’s a lot of ugly in the world and we are HERE FOR IT! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love...
Oct 23, 2022•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 62
The head honks open with a discussion on 12 step (SURPRISE!) and the general state of their minds. Harper tells us about her trip to Wisconsin to perform her yearly retreat. Then, Gabby and Harper-Rose dive in to your STD stories. DAMN you guys had a lot to share, thank you so much. All we know for sure is that everybody has chlamydia. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episo...
Oct 16, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 61
The dark thoughts we have are hard to reckon with, and we had a few people reach out letting us know that they just couldn’t bring themselves to share theirs. BUT those who were brave enough to write us did not disappoint. There are revenge fantasies at work, a young honk fascinated with bones, a therapist who hold back from doing more damage, fear of commitment before the wedding day, issues with parents, and someone who needs to lay off the scary movies! All video plus some previously unreleas...
Oct 09, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 60
We open with talking about the controversy around the Dahmer series on Netflix. Do we like it, are we disgusted, is it hype, or too problematic? Then Gabby and Harper read and react to your medically misdiagnosed stories. This is a long one because your stories on cancers, infections, saplings, misogyny, and std’s are just too good not to read! Strap in, this is a wild one. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are on our new YouTube channel . Please subscribe, click the bell for notif...
Oct 02, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 59
