We have a sick Gabby and a positive mental attitude Harper serving you up listener submitted wedding stories. There's green card marriages, there's near death brides, there's betting pools, there's wedding day brawls and much, much more! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are HERE on our new YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help us get back on track. HONK HONK 🤡 If you love the show and want to support...
Sep 25, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 58
Harper announces a shocking new relationship while Gabby talks about the situation that surrounded her breakup. We talk the importance of maintaining your 12 step program, then we dive in to your concert and festival stories. Lee tries to get the head honks on board his “funny” stories, with no luck. BUT, Gabby and Harper love your stories about festival hookups, buying and selling droogs, portals, and copping your Electric Feels! All video plus some previously unreleased clips are HERE on our n...
Sep 18, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 57
We're partnering with Chula Clothing to drop our first Tea-Shirt! To purchase visit https://www.chulaclothing.com/collections/the-tea-time-collection This week we cover Gabby’s diagnosis and Harper’s productive train ride. Then we dive in to Lies you tell your Partner! Heads up, there’s some discussion of violence. We also read stories of a conservative boyfriend, a band nerd teacher, and a home improvement project gone awry. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are HERE on our new Yo...
Sep 04, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 56
We open with eating boogers, first crushes, also how excited Gabby and Harper-Rose are for Handmaid’s Tale! Gabby talks about her wild FYP which leads to a quick TikTok rabbit hole. We address some of our lovely YouTube comments before finally jumping in to prom stories! Gabby had a wild time, Harper was miss popular, and you guys serve up The International Order of Rainbow for girls, overreaching cops, house arrested statutory, kids getting deported, a Queen with low self esteem, and we close w...
Aug 28, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 55
You know Gabby and Harper had a lot to say on our first Elite Honk requested topic, Bullies! They share their bullying stories, Lee weighs in on which of them is the bigger bully, then we get in to your stories. There's bullying in the 80s, straight up assault, overt racism, and one listener shares her of lifetime regret over an incident when she was young. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are HERE on our new YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and...
Aug 21, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 54
We had to have Joy back to read your Worst Roommate stories! After Harper tells us about riding the subway in NYC, the Honks dive in. They probably relate a little too much when they read about selfish roommates, dirty roommates, drug dealing roommates, creepy roommates and one of you serve us up a real twist. All video plus some previously unreleased clips are HERE on our new YouTube channel. Please subscribe, click the bell for notifications, and be sure to play our episodes playlist to help u...
Aug 14, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 53
Miss Grilled Cheese herself, Honky J joins the show for a catch up episode which turns in to basically a Punishments pt2. After Harper gets her rage out for the great lemon disaster that left her basically disfigured, the three honks read your stories. You wrote about the belts, the wooden spoons, the dishwashers, the silent treatment, and the trip to the bookstore. We do finish with a light hearted vacation story to send us all on our merry way. Thank you for foregoing video for a week, all vid...
Aug 07, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 52
This week we ask the big question of Is Jennifer Anniston blonde? It’s much more polarising than you might think. We also get on our Rogan shit, with a conversation about the roll of modern psychedelics. Then Gabby and Harper-Rose discuss red flags in relationships that they ignored and read your submissions. We have cheaters, we have right wing feminists, we have skater boys, we have cross dressing, we have angry dick pics, and most importantly we have milk drinkers! Enjoy If you love the show ...
Jul 31, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Harper-Rose tells us what Lee did to her in Berlin while Gabby announces a major life decision. The honks talk about vacation stories from a romantic stroll on Beale St to throwing up on a birthday cake to scaring away a dingo, to someone sending us a live update on their vacation from hell! We have it all except for empathy. We could use more of that. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! C...
Jul 24, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 50
After we catch up with Gabby and on the saga of Miss P, Harper getting dragged by her grandma and Pizza Soup, we welcome our first guest! Alex/2tone from Powerful Truth Angels and legendary Born x Raised 🫦 2tone is a true LA king and we were so excited to have him as our first guest. You won’t be disappointed by this one honks. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! ...
Jul 17, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 49
This episode the honks dole out advice they’d give to their little honk selves as well as unpack non-binary fish, roast Lee to filth and inform y’all what it REALLY means to be a woman. We hope y’all enjoy and heal your inner child! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! TEA TIME LIVE July 14th in San Diego presented by Riff City. The topic will be Pet Peeves. Write i...
Jul 10, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 48
It’s giving Italian Gabby, it’s giving long Covid, it’s giving healthy cats, and Gabby and Harper-Rose read Healthcare Worker Stories! We have stuff in butts. We have horrific feet. And we sincerely discuss the need for abortion care when we read touching stories submitted by a honk with firsthand knowledge on the subject. ALSO we’re announcing Patreon Tiers. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! C...
Jul 03, 2022•1 hr 25 min
Recorded back on June 16th, we catch the head honks where the only thing rocking their world is Gabby's cat's unfortunate illness. Harper on the other hand is still riding the high provided by a new father daughter activity. They finally buckle down to read the worst Service Industry stories submitted, a sex work story, a story involving Mexican Jesus, and finally we wrap up with a Lady of the Night and some weird bros. TEA TIME LIVE July 14th in San Diego presented by Riff City. The topic will ...
Jun 26, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 46
Here it is! The long awaited Service Industry episode. After we catch up with the head honks, they read your stories on all things service especially when it comes to rude customers and back of house “hi jinx”. All we know is don’t ever trust the chili! July 14th in San Diego presented by Riff City. The topic will be Pet Peeves. Write in your story and grab your tickets here https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tea-time-live-pod-amplified-ales-east-village-tickets-358039213927 Send your stories to TeaTi...
Jun 19, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 45
This week we give you our first episode of stories we originally didn’t have time for, which happen to be some HEATERS! There’s a hot arrested story, hospitalizations, cults, and more. We also recap our first Tea Time LIVE and announce our next one on July 14th in San Diego presented by Riff City. The topic will be Pet Peeves. Write in your story and grab your tickets here https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tea-time-live-pod-amplified-ales-east-village-tickets-358039213927 Send your stories to TeaTime...
Jun 12, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 44
Have you ever gone to a friends house and questioned their sanity? In this weeks episode listeners sent in their stories about weird things they experienced at other peoples houses. We find out a lot about what people deem as “normal” while also reflecting on our own “normal” behaviors. Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! Buy Gabby’s shirts HERE! 💋 Follow: Instagram @teatime42069 // @Gabbylamby // @harperrosed Tik Tok @Gabbylamby @harperrosed Twitt...
Jun 05, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 43
After a week off Gabby and Harper-Rose catch up on covid, the state of affairs, and religious extremists. Then they read listener submitted stories on jealousy. We have jealous friends, jealous lovers, jealous ex's and jealous professionals. They talk about what leads to jealousy and how we can try to move away from that type of negative behavior. TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! Buy Gabby’s ...
May 29, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 42
In this episode Harper and Gabby read listener submitted stories on sex work. Mansion parties, women on leashes, strippers with unhygienic customers, an Uber ride turns into a wild journey and so much more! This episode does not disappoint. TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! Buy Gabby’s shirts HERE! 💋 Follow: Instagram @teatime42069 // @Gabbylamby // @harperrosed Tik Tok @Gabbylamby @harperros...
May 15, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 41
Gabby and Harper-Rose read your near death stories. We have a young pilot, some near drownings and an immortal dog. In all honesty Harper and Gabby hated this episode and they are truly sorry about it, sometimes the even the mighty fall. TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! Buy Gabby’s shirts HERE! 💋 Follow: Instagram @teatime42069 // @Gabbylamby // @harperrosed Tik Tok @Gabbylamby @harperrosed ...
May 08, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 40
On this weeks episode of tea time, Harper-Rose and Gabby share listeners stories about unexpected pregnancies, from births, miscarriages and abortions. Experiences at planned parenthood and Wiener schnitzel, Things get emotional, Harper gets teary eyed, while keeping these stories raw and vulnerable they are able to find the humor in some of the darkest moments. TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREO...
May 01, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 39
This week Gabby and Harper-Rose read your Biggest Fears submissions. A lot of you fear unexpectedly getting pregnant (which Gabby can’t relate to) but some of you wrote in surprises as always! We have a fear of dolphins, being afraid of your family discovering your adult occupation, fear around sobriety, and a fear of oversized office supplies (!!!???) TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! NETFLIX...
Apr 24, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 38
TEA TIME LIVE tickets: https://bit.ly/teatimeLIVEjune3 While Harper-Rose told us the story of her Uber driver's cult captured son last week, we decided to reach out to you guys for your cult stories. What we can say is once again, you guys did not let us down! We are completely blown away. There is so much more cult activity than we were aware of and of course the majority of them revolve around child brides. Tune on in and keep your wits about you, cults seem to be everywhere!!! Send your stori...
Apr 17, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 37
Harper comes in HOT with a mind blowing Uber story that tees us up for next week's topic. Gabby and Harper read and react to your Hospitalized stories, and WOW you have been through the ringer. We have psych wards, near death from delayed IUD appointments, and a very close call in a car. We also learn Harper’s epilepsy origin story and it’s DARK 😬. You’ll want to tell all your friends about this one. Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! NETFLIX IS A...
Apr 10, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 36
Gabby and Harper-Rose read and react to your insecurities, which trigger their own along the way. We can't thank you enough for sharing with us! We all share so many insecurities about our appearance, or sexuality, and how people perceive us. We hope that by sharing what makes us anxious, we'll be able to move through the feelings more appropriately in the future. Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! SICK BURN - https://bit.ly/sickburntix NETFLIX IS ...
Apr 03, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 35
Gabby and Harper-Rose talk about their own shoplifting and DUIs after a quick recap of some standup, body hair, and cat tattoos. Then they read your stories on narc neighbours, shoplifting at 7-11, a well organised bling ring, and of course more DUIs. All while Lee just tries his hardest to hold it together. Lawyer up and dive on in to another Tea Time! Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! SICK BURN - https://bit.ly/sickburntix NETFLIX IS A JOKE - ht...
Mar 27, 2022•1 hr 18 min
After a false start on a topic better suited for our patreon, we begin this episode with an apology and end with a fresh grudge on the books. Gabby and Harper-Rose read listener submitted stories on resentments between friends and lovers, against pastors and strangers. The through line seems to be DRAGGING Lee and just learning how to put the water down! Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! SICK BURN - https://bit.ly/sickburntix NETFLIX IS A JOKE - h...
Mar 20, 2022•1 hr 14 min
The honks make up after a cute little fight at honk headquarters. After a quick, fun and light discussion about mental illness and homelessness, Gabby and Harper-Rose loop it back to the ever present topic of Addiction Stories. Listeners wrote in about SLAA love triangles, ramping up use over the pandemic, health issues, and the rock bottoms that have helped turn their lives around. Thank you for listening! Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! SICK B...
Mar 13, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 32
It's Harper-Rose's Birthday episode, and what an episode it is! After some standup talk and d*ck measuring, the head honks dive in to their own virginity stories. Then, we read your truly haunted ass stories and ::TRIGGER WARNING:: not all are exceptionally consensual. We got so many stories that we carried a few over to our Patreon, which will be out Wednesday! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! SICK BURN - https://bit.ly/sickburntix JAM IN THE VAN - https://bit.ly/gabbylambjaminthevan NETFLIX IS ...
Mar 06, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 31
Listener submissions were a little sidetracked this week. You guys used some worst date stories to explain their green and red flags, but you KNOW we’re here for it. After trying to get to the bottom of Dorito Gate; Gabby and Harper-Rose read your stories about dating older men, arrogant baddies, unwanted kinks, and sexy German accents (???). SICK BURN - https://bit.ly/sickburntix JAM IN THE VAN - https://bit.ly/gabbylambjaminthevan NETFLIX IS A JOKE - https://bit.ly/gabbylamborpheum Buy Gabby’s...
Feb 27, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 30
We’re all simps! This week Gabby and Harper-Rose read the stories you sent about the lengths you’ve gone for a relationship. They open up by sharing their own 'down bad' stories. Then we have international ghosting, chasing crack heads, one guy that just can’t catch a break, and more! Buy Gabby’s shirts HERE! CLICK HERE TO JOIN OUR PATREON! 💋 Follow: Instagram @teatime42069 // @Gabbylamby // @harperrosed Tik Tok @Gabbylamby @harperrosed Twitter @HarperRoseD www.gabby-lamb.com www.harperrosed.co...
Feb 20, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 29
