Hooking up with a guy who starts free styling during the deed, a farty girl, a male nurse attempts a fisting, a seth Rogan crush, a terrible lay with a celebrities son, accidentally rebounding with your exâs boo, finding your parents booty beads, and so much more. Enjoy! Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today at https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATR...
Jul 14, 2025â˘49 min
This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on things they wish they didnât know. A story about pin worms, an unfortunate way of finding out your dad likes rim jobs, grandparents on meth, a listener finds out sheâs adopted and finding out your first boyfriend is a ChoMo. This episode will make you wish you didnât know these stories. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATRE...
Jul 07, 2025â˘53 minâ˘Ep. 176
Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK Listeners submit stories on things theyâre not over. A listener inquires about gabby, Harper-rose and Lee having a threesome, fan fiction, going to therapy, an abusive ex getting hit by a car, mother-son relationships, a mom force feeding her daughter, watching x rated movies with a lesbian best friend and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on...
Jun 30, 2025â˘57 minâ˘Ep. 175
This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an adult film star, identity theft and Nigerian men and lots of stuff in between. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harpe...
Jun 23, 2025â˘52 min
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on times theyâve been backstabbed or have backstabbed someone else. A hallmark employee is visited by a woman in a wheelchair, a story written by the antagonist, gabby has people to email, Lee does a funny bit, getting slighted by a 45 year old woman with a lazy eye, profound relationships, and so much more. OkâŚâŚâŚ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR...
Jun 16, 2025â˘1 hr 9 min
This week the honks read listener submitted emails about if you could say something to anyone, who would it be and what would you say? And the listeners did not hold back. Office affairs and being the other woman, an Eastern European dance instructor, an unhinged coworker named Paula, sleeping with a man in a park and a Disney adult. A cathartic episode for getting things off your chest indeed. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what ...
Jun 09, 2025â˘43 min
This week the honks are kicking off pride month with comedian Matt LeGrande. A story about a closeted, abusive, broke guy. Trust fund guys being bald and why itâs unacceptable. A lesbian getting fingered by a guy after a wild karaoke night. Being cheated on by your soulmate. An anti climactic family vacation and a story about a girl getting a nail stuck in her eye and going to the ER. Happy pride month everyone! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon t...
Jun 02, 2025â˘58 minâ˘Ep. 171
This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat to relationships, p*rn prohibition, and disliking your stepdaughter. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Ros...
May 26, 2025â˘51 minâ˘Ep. 170
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a screenwriting professor who actually isnât bad, gypsy rose, the problem with internet commenters and more! This week the honks are bringing weird vibes to weirder stories! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https:/...
May 19, 2025â˘58 minâ˘Ep. 169
This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with 1,000 mice, an 11 year old who needs to be put down, this episode is truly a journey for the soul. But first, harper-rose shares big news and gabby shares the correct pronunciation of âbaton rougeâ Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5 a mo...
May 12, 2025â˘53 minâ˘Ep. 168
Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldnât be, keychains in places they shouldnât be, and so much more! If youâre squeamish, this episode may not be for you. But if youâre a fan of this podcast, it probably is for you. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stori...
May 05, 2025â˘58 minâ˘Ep. 167
This week the honks read listener submitted stories on their ER experiences. Lee comes through with his medical expertise, a woman who accidentally ODâs on edibles and blames it on a stranger at a bar, why running is dorky and everyone looks bad doing it, a girl who leaves her âspongeâ inside herself for too long and ends up in the ER, a story about a woman who is pregnant, homeless and schizophrenic and so much more. Enjoy! And tune in next week for part 2! If you love the show and want to supp...
Apr 28, 2025â˘52 minâ˘Ep. 166
This week the honks read listener submitted venting stories. Gabby is on her period and gets denied from therapy, Harper is caffeinated, and everyoneâs got a lot to vent about love. A guy who is having trouble finding love despite being well educated and well endowed, too many unsolicited d*ck pics, Italian brain rot being the great unifier, the name Veronica, a family affair, and so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre g...
Apr 21, 2025â˘50 minâ˘Ep. 165
This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on coming out. From âbeing too young to be gayâ, to someone detransitioning, the sweeping notion that non binary people are actually just broke and the true definition of guys being âDLâ.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.comCOME SEE H...
Apr 14, 2025â˘52 minâ˘Ep. 164
This week the honks are joined by a very special guest. Musician, song writer, and cousin of Gabbyâs, James Ghaleb (Valley Boy) the creator of the beloved and original intro song to the podcast, "Cigarette". They unpack another round of divorce stories while unpacking more of their own personal relationships to divorce. A listener who hates the return of Lee, a mother announcing her divorce on Facebook, being the child of a teen pregnancy, a rich girl who seemingly has everything except a stable...
Apr 07, 2025â˘1 hr 21 minâ˘Ep. 163
DIVORCE This week the honks are joined by comedian LUKE NULL. They unpack listener submitted stories on divorce while also sharing their own personal relationships to divorce. Gabby talks about her child bride marriage, Harperâs adulthood divorced parents and Lukeâs still married (but at what cost?) parents. A couple of wedding days ruined by alcoholic grooms, a gay husband and an unrequited emotional affair with comedian Theo Von. This episode will have you wondering if marriage is really worth...
Mar 31, 2025â˘1 hr 22 minâ˘Ep. 162
This week the honks are back with a part two episode of religion and cults. They unpack the proper etiquette of being intimate with a woman while sheâs on her period, losing touch with a best friend after she becomes a religious zealot, the haunting stories children are taught in youth group, a schizophrenic aunt passing a kidney stone and tormenting the family, bible passages written on bedroom walls and gabby drinks a smoothie. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growi...
Mar 24, 2025â˘1 hrâ˘Ep. 161
This week the honks debut of their new music! Then they read listener submitted stories on experiences with religion and cults. They ask important questions and explore the idea of men starting cults for the sole purpose of having multiple wives and intercourse with minors. The abuse that happens inside of cults, an experience from a ex member of the children of god cult, youth groups, radicalization and indoctrination, and why church is basically a drag show. Enjoy!If you love the show and want...
Mar 17, 2025â˘48 minâ˘Ep. 160
RECONCILIATION This week the honks read listener submitted stories on reconciliation. But first, they reintroduce a familiar member to the team. Stories of family turmoil, cousin brothers, acceptance, growing up and learning lessons, wholesome endings, being raised jehovah witness and coming out as trans, threesomes with friends and so much more. The band is back together, reconciled at last. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we...
Mar 10, 2025â˘52 minâ˘Ep. 159
We unpack some times we have catfished, we read your stories, amd continue the party on patreon where we read more and go longer ooooweee. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https...
Mar 03, 2025â˘47 minâ˘Ep. 158
MEMORABLE DATESThis week the honks welcome a very special guest, president of the United States, Donald Trump (played by Joy). A very special Valentineâs Day/Presidents day collab episode also featuring Abraham Lincoln and Hillary Clinton. The honks read listener submitted stories on their most memorable dates while also recapping some of their own. A mommas boy story that doesnât seem real, a date at grandmas house with chicken and shrimp, a real estate agent who loves beef jerky, and so much m...
Feb 17, 2025â˘1 hr 8 min
HAZED! This week the honks do a deep dive into the atrocities of college hazing. A dark episode about the underbelly of what it takes to be hazed into a frat/sorority and questioning the future of Americas education system. This episode will surely leave you feeling grateful that you never joined a frat! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42...
Feb 10, 2025â˘1 hr 7 min
Daddyâs home This week the honks are joined by a very special guestâŚ. Their first producer, Lee Nason. A long awaited, highly anticipated reunion, the trio unpacks Lees departure from the show, where everyone is at now, Lees favorite massages parlors, and read stories from listeners. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories...
Feb 07, 2025â˘1 hr 11 min
RUN INS WITH THE LAW This week on tea time the honks are joined by comedian Felipe Esparza. Felipe reminisces on his own run ins with the law, his uncanny resemblance to actress Selma Hayek, becoming a U.S. citizen and a few listener submitted stories about family trauma and hiding drug paraphernalia inside of a body part to avoid extra jail time. Enjoy! Felipe has a special dropping on Netflix February 11th check it out! You can catch Felipe and Gabby at the pechanga arena in San Diego, April 5...
Jan 27, 2025â˘1 hr 18 min
The scariest person you know This week on tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande. Matt unpacks his recent dilemma with a scam artist and her hanging labia. A p*dophile wife beater, getting pepper sprayed in the eyes by a mentally ill sister, getting roofied for 6 days straight, and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what weâre giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/te...
Jan 20, 2025â˘1 hr 14 min
DADDY ISSUES This week the honks read listener submitted stories on daddy issues. Speaking different languages in America, haunted step dads and getting hit by drunk drivers, getting locked in bathrooms by step dads, religious dads and child neglect, shooting up in front of moms, getting sober, prison guard step dads, and so much more. The important take away in this episode isâŚ.. are dads necessary? enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see...
Jan 06, 2025â˘1 hr 21 min
MANIPULATION This week the honks are joined by comedian Sarah Weinshenk to read listener submitted stories on MANIPULATION. Manipulating partners to stay in relationships, heartache, building a house on a commune, faking miscarriages, getting cheated on by DJs and STDs, love bombing, and so much more. We learn how people go great lengths to manipulate their partners and it begs the questionâŚ. Should any of us ever date again? Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing c...
Dec 31, 2024â˘55 minâ˘Ep. 151
Mommy issues! This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on their favorite topicâŚ.. mothers. They unpack their own mother wounds which could take up an entire episode, or 30. A glimpse into narcissistic mothers and the pain they cause their children! Emotional incest, portion controlling their daughters food, mothers sending their daughters to fat camp, losing anal virginity in the woods, therapy, and so much more. This topic could go on and on. Strap in, and get ready to compare you...
Dec 23, 2024â˘1 hr 10 minâ˘Ep. 149
Catch up episode from hell Welcome back to another episode of tea time! This week the honks struggle to keep the energy up so they invite comedian Shapel Lacey into the studio. They talk about dming celebrities, shapel wants to know why women talk about seggs, the troll named Carlos, an abusive relationship with an alcoholic and drunken pro life Facebook rants, Gabbyâs energy and farting, why podcasting and content creating is annoying and so much more! Enjoy! Follow Shapel: https://www.instagra...
Dec 09, 2024â˘1 hr 18 min
Ep. 147 BULLIED! Welcome back to another haunted episode of tea time. This week the honks unpack Wicked, boy moms and how they all hook up with their sons, reading mean comments on Instagram, being bullied for having a flat chest, being the only POC in a Mormon community and homeschooling your kids as a result, asking the age old question of âwhich parent would be more psychologically damaging to hook up with?â and unfortunately, so much more! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, ...
Dec 02, 2024â˘1 hr 17 min
