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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.
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#4238 To Bead Or Not To Bead

Andrew found a surprise waiting for him when he went to his local bead store this week. He tells Jon and Luke all about that as they gear up to make hundreds upon hundreds of friendship bracelets for this year's TBTL-a-Thon.

Jun 28, 20241 hr 37 minEp. 4238

#4237 We're Just Blowing Through Map Time, Aren't We?

Luke and Andrew trade notes on mapping software, cereal bowls, unopened emails, and (of course) pureed soup. And Luke has an update on his email battle with a Chinese retailer.

Jun 27, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 4237

#4236 Oh, Donna

An airport observation leads Luke and Andrew to explore the many Yelp reviews of a woman named Donna, who apparently contains multitudes. Also, Luke is fighting with a faceless Chinese company over a light fixture he bought, and he doesn't seem to be winning.

Jun 26, 20241 hr 33 minEp. 4236

#4235 Indubitably Inhospitable

Andrew has some VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS about Applebee's "Riblets". He and Luke also exchange notes on hotel room dining. And listeners weigh-in on super-smellers and Facebook Marketplace scammers.

Jun 25, 20241 hr 25 minEp. 4235

#4234 RISP And Reward

Luke made a bit of mistake while tipping a worker this weekend, which then led to a slow-speed chase down a country road. And some Tens help Andrew solve an audio mystery that he raised on the show last week.

Jun 24, 20241 hr 33 minEp. 4234

#4233 A Touch Of Class (Action Lawsuits)

TBTL Employee #1 Jon Sklaroff joins the show to talk about the Zoom parties planned for the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon and whether or not he and Luke and Andrew can actually make enough friendship bracelets for every TBTL donor. They also discuss confusing public service announcements, paddle boarding, and NFL-themed bar mitzvahs.

Jun 21, 20241 hr 30 minEp. 4233

#4232 The Fabulous Thundercat

Andrew had a strange experience at the doctor's office yesterday, and he blames it on the sin of pride.

Jun 20, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 4232

#4231 Algorithm Is Gonna Get You

One of Luke's patented online spoofs leads him and Andrew into the dark-roast depths of Kevin Costner's new coffee venture. Andrew is also preparing for his new role as a distinguished educator, and a story about the indictment of a New Jersey power broker prompts some incredible photojournalism.

Jun 19, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 4231

#4230 Like Headbutting A Bicycle

Andrew had an intense interaction at the ballpark this weekend when he got into a passive aggressive fight with his future self.

Jun 18, 20241 hr 33 minEp. 4230

#4229 Just A Minute, Thon!

Luke and Andrew announce the plans for the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon, which will involve thousands of beads and Andrew bossing people around. Plus, in order to appease their younger demographic, they also discuss Gunsmoke and Bonanza .

Jun 17, 20241 hr 25 minEp. 4229

#4228 The Diamond King Of Self Loathing

Luke and Andrew discuss their personal histories of poseur-ness in their personal style. They also discuss Luke's new security state camera system.

Jun 14, 20241 hr 32 minEp. 4228

#4227 Late Stage Crapitalism

Luke and Andrew discover that A.I. has taken over their recording software, so they see how far they can push it. They also wrap-up the TBTL Junior Sluggers season with a recap of their final game.

Jun 13, 20241 hr 50 minEp. 4227

#4226 Frying Pan Labyrinth

Andrew accuses Luke of Bunk Journalism over a hotdog-related story, but they think they can remain friends. Meanwhile, Luke's relationship with his new cookware continues to evolve and deepen.

Jun 12, 20241 hr 34 minEp. 4226

#4225 Kohler Than Ice

Andrew and Luke recall the cringiest interactions they've had with famous people and how they're handling the embarrassment years later. Oh, also, Luke made rice last night! And he takes issue with a local news story about a rodeo bull.

Jun 11, 20242 hr 5 minEp. 4225

#4224 Palitosis

A trip to Costco leads to a big life change for Luke. Andrew has huge regrets after leaving a dumb internet comment. And Luke had to have "the talk" with his dad about personal grooming.

Jun 10, 20241 hr 12 minEp. 4224

#4223 A Stern Taskmaster

Luke is obsessed with a new song written and performed by children. Meanwhile, Andrew saw something in a dive bar bathroom that he can't unsee.

Jun 07, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 4223

#4222 Pastronomy 101

Andrew saw a movie called Schindler's List last night and has a slightly tardy review. Luke got in trouble trying to break out of prison yesterday. And Tommy Lasorda isn't just a SlimFast spokesman, he's also the man who once got a mascot ejected from a ballgame.

Jun 06, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 4222

#4221 Suja? Suja Me For What?

Andrew's hot take on lettuce turns real cold real fast. Plus, J-Lo and The Black Keys are both living out Luke's worst performance-based nightmare. And the latest betting scandal in baseball shows that the league might not know what it's doing.

Jun 05, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 4221

#4220 MarcheseSexyCool

Andrew reviews the new Richard Linklater movie, which he saw at a matinee yesterday. He and Luke also discuss the unlikely resurrection of Slice, the soda of their youth.

Jun 04, 20241 hr 15 minEp. 4220

#4219 We Need To Stop Talking About Punctuation, Period.

Andrew spends much of the show trying to track down an "errant colon," while Luke tries to erase his search history after googling a questionable phrase. Plus, Listener Mary schools TBTL on how to write a successful Rant and Rave for the Seattle Times.

Jun 03, 20241 hr 14 minEp. 4219

#4218 I'm Watchin' Here!

Luke found himself in the heart of the national zeitgeist while in New York City yesterday. He and Andrew also hear from a listener who has 20-years worth of regret over an interaction at the airport.

May 31, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 4218

#4217 You Dropped Aplomb On Me

Luke sat next to another fascinating person on his flight to New York yesterday. He and Andrew also get a much-anticipated update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers after their first playoff game.

May 30, 20241 hr 32 minEp. 4217

#4216 Eat, Prague, Love

Andrew found himself more appreciative than ever of his clean, new gym facilities yesterday. Meanwhile, Luke spent the day in prison.

May 29, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 4216

#4215 Don't Switch Horses Mid-Streamer

Luke and Andrew experiment with a new podcasting style popularized by the New York Times. And they remember the life and legend of Bill Walton.

May 28, 202452 minEp. 4215

#4213 Unlucky Ladybug

After a year of procrastination, Andrew finally did something yesterday that took him all of an hour. Meanwhile, Luke is spinning out of control over all the almost-real people reaching out to him on Facebook Marketplace.

May 24, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 4213

#4212 Can We Speak To The Manager?

Coach Ben of the TBTL Junior Sluggers joins Luke and Andrew to recap the season and to look ahead to next week's championship series. Plus, Luke attempts to sell some furniture leads him to the darkest corners of Facebook and Craigslist.

May 23, 202456 minEp. 4212

#4211 The Legion Of Stay

In another podcasting first, Luke explains sports betting to Andrew using Lisa Loeb and J.D. Salinger as examples. Luke would also like to set the record straight on the whole "Red Lobster went bankrupt because we ate too much shrimp" story.

May 22, 20241 hr 27 minEp. 4211

#4210 Every Kiss Begins With Sauron

David From The Basement stops by to share his thoughts (and reservations) about the newly announced Lord of the Rings project. Plus, is Andrew's mailbox the target of nicely-named hackers?

May 21, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 4210
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