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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.
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Episodes

#4208 If You See Sriracha, Say Sriracha

Andrew opens up about dealing with an audio addiction. Meanwhile, Farmer Luke has a new set of enemies, but unfortunately, he loves them. And they discuss the new sriracha shortage, which is coming on the heels of the last sriracha shortage.

May 17, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 4208

#4207 Scoogling

Andrew realizes he has some verbal tics that he really needs to eliminate from his vocabulary. Meanwhile, Luke is floored by something that his parents did with their lattes this morning.

May 16, 20241 hr 30 minEp. 4207

#4206 Carpal Diem

Andrew has been dipping into the dark arts of A.I.-generated music, and Luke is fascinated by the whole thing. They also discuss Tom Brady's regrets about participating in his Netflix roast last week.

May 15, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 4206

#4205 Nature's Blurst

Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their garden hoses like only two middle-aged men can. We also get an exciting update on the TBTL's Junior Sluggers' latest exploits. And Andrew tries to explain an unusual experience he had checking out a neighborhood bar.

May 14, 20241 hr 30 minEp. 4205

#4204 Things Are Going To Start Not Happening To Me Now

Luke's plans to interview the creator of Baby Reindeer changed significantly this weekend after news about the show made international headlines. Plus, Andrew spent the weekend waiting for his Rant and Rave to appear in the Seattle Times.

May 13, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 4204

#4203 To Halve And Halve Not

Andrew has some serious questions about radishes, and Luke has some answers. Plus, it turns out TBTL isn't the only podcast that's been putting people to sleep. Andrew and Luke look at a viral video from the 1990s that is now a #1 sleep aid.

May 11, 20241 hr 27 minEp. 4203

#4202 Andrew's Bin Busy

Andrew is hoping to leverage the power of his local newspaper in his ongoing conflict with his garbage collectors. He and Luke also discuss a new iPad commercial, which is rankling people from Hugh Grant to Luke Burbank.

May 09, 20241 hr 51 minEp. 4202

#4201 The Moderate Dumper

Luke had a touching moment with one of his neighbors this morning, and it really moved him. Meanwhile, Andrew's been having some interesting moments of his own on the city bus. And we have a much-needed update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers' season.

May 08, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 4201

#4200 Baby Reindeer Games

Andrew did something wild and unusual last night: He watched a buzzy TV show! He and Luke also discuss Jerry Seinfeld's claim that there isn't anything funny on television anymore. And Luke went to see The Fall Guy this weekend and has some notes on the theater-going experience.

May 07, 20241 hr 53 min

#4199 Napa No How, No Way

Andrew finds himself again thrown into a war over his garbage bins. And this time, he's ready. Meanwhile, outside Napa, Luke finds himself in a weird prison of his own making.

May 06, 20241 hr 21 minEp. 4199

#4198 The Website Formerly Known As Mountain Dew Code Red

Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their routines when grabbing a Subway sandwich. (Andrew's involves "going wild next door.") Luke's also got a new favorite style of pants, but he's unsure what those pants say about him.

May 03, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 4198

#4197 Luke And Kate Plus Eight

Luke changed his entire outlook on life yesterday. Then he switched it back this morning. Plus, Andrew has an update on a TBTL mystery harkening back to the earliest days of the show.

May 02, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 4197

#4196 A Tile A Minute

Luke has a new passion, and it's hanging tile. He and Andrew also discuss the harrowing story of a cat that was accidentally shipped to Amazon.

May 01, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 4196

#4195 Slay Part Of The Day

Andrew had a very unusual experience at the ballpark yesterday, which leads him and Luke to discover a seemingly soulless corporation behind some of today's hottest music.

Apr 30, 20241 hr 24 minEp. 4195

#4194 Dune It And Dune It And Dune It Well

Luke finally sinks into the cinematographic splendor of Dune and Dune 2 with a little help from Pirate Walt and a long-forgotten AV cable. Meanwhile, Andrew betrayed a local company this weekend and is now paying the price.

Apr 29, 20241 hr 33 minEp. 4194

#4193 Super Friends

Luke and Andrew team up with Lindy and Meagan from the Text Me Back podcast to create a podcasting supergroup of sorts. Or maybe it's more of a "Voltron of hilarity", or a "half-chipmunk, half-horse of digital audio content"? Whatever you call it, it's a lot of laughs and a lot of talk about frying pans.

Apr 26, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 4193

#4192 An Insult To The Term "Riffing"

Luke's ego was gently bruised while ordering coffee at the Starbucks inside the Ralph's that's attached to his hotel in Los Angeles. He and Andrew also (finally) tuck into the story of Red Lobster's $11 million dollar "Unlimited Shrimp" oopsie.

Apr 25, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 4192

#4190 Good News Gairs

Luke and Andrew geek-out over the We Are The World documentary, especially one very, very specific aspect of it. They also get an update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers after their matchup with the Big Bananas yesterday.

Apr 23, 20241 hr 45 minEp. 4190

#4189 These Pelicans Don't Run

Luke found himself unwittingly trapped in a comedy situation this weekend. And he has an update on his lawn mower giveaway. Photo of American White Pelican by Manjith Kainickara

Apr 22, 20241 hr 42 minEp. 4189

#4188 Ryobi People, Byobi People

Luke and Andrew react to the latest Little League action as your TBTL Junior Sluggers took on the Firesharks last night. Plus, TBTL has a new A.I.-created theme song, thanks to the work of listener Steve. And Luke has a lawnmower date with a man named Terry this afternoon.

Apr 19, 20241 hr 42 minEp. 4188

#4187 Using Your Noodle

TBTL friendo and podcaster and pasta inventor Dan Pashman of the Sporkful swings by to talk about his new book, Anything's Pastable. Plus, Luke is stepping-up his lawn care game with a new mower, but he's also saying goodbye to an old, motorized friend. (Photo of cluster ballooning (not actually Lawnchair Larry) by Brandon Walts via Wikipedia )

Apr 18, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 4187

#4186 Hey Now, You're A Pawn Star

One of Andrew's recent dreams leads to an exploration of the Jackass franchise and its lasting appeal in pop-culture. He and Luke are also divided on a Washington Post piece about cheating at pub trivia. And they discuss a "reverse art heist" at a German museum.

Apr 17, 20241 hr 38 minEp. 4186

#4185 Dome Do Me Like That

Andrew is ashamed at how much energy he spent arguing something in his head (and online) yesterday, but he's trying to make the best of it. Plus, Luke has had a couple of run-ins with robots and artificial intelligence recently, and they both went pretty well!

Apr 16, 20241 hr 32 minEp. 4185

#4184 Bufferless Burbank

Luke experienced THE DOME in Las Vegas this weekend and has a full report. Plus, Andrew joined a new gym and is already a completely different person.

Apr 15, 20242 hrEp. 4184

#4183 Negative A

Andrew comes in hot with a LOT of thoughts about Crocodile Dundee, while new information about Shohei Ohtani's interpreter has Luke reconsidering his earlier opinions on the baseball great.

Apr 12, 20241 hr 26 minEp. 4183

#4182 All About That Base

Luke's new ladder turns out to be much more than just a ladder; It's a conduit to a new mindset. Plus, Andrew tries (and fails) to flex his Women's Lit knowledge, and Listener Bet shares a filthy joke.

Apr 11, 20241 hr 31 minEp. 4182

#4181 That Cash Could Get Me Out Of A Few Jambalayas

The TBTL Junior Sluggers had quite a game last night. Plus, Andrew's adventures tracking down a mystery pub leads to an important conversation about bay leaves. And a judge has made an unusual ruling ruling in the case of a Seattle scourge.

Apr 10, 20241 hr 25 minEp. 4181

#4180 A Quibi Of Ketchup

Andrew heard something yesterday that ended up taking him and Luke and an unexpected journey through the glory days of forgettable, midday public radio. Plus, a listener's story about her experience at a barber college prompts Andrew to come clean about his current hair situation.

Apr 09, 20241 hr 37 minEp. 4180

#4179 Path Of Most-tality

Luke and Andrew try to get a glimpse of today's solar eclipse, and they listen back to their heart-pounding coverage of the 2017 eclipse.

Apr 08, 20241 hr 36 minEp. 4179
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