Tastes Like Burning

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A couple of guys who happen to be a couple. With commentary on life, love, and everything in between. Funny? Sure. Irreverent? Of course. Politically correct? Don't count on it.

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Tastes Like Burning #16: Drunkcasting

We're 2/3 drunk and you're not. So pour yourself a drink and, like, listen and stuff.Cheers!--TLB

Aug 26, 2007•48 min

Tastes Like Burning #15: Tastes Like Bitch Babies

Exploding playgrounds, collapsing bridges, category 5 hurricanes, OH MY!; Timmy talks in Olympic-sized circles; James & Tim review Zombie Honeymoon; Leeann reviews Stardust; The movie, Hate Crime, makes us think; Kitty B. and the White Cotton Panties; The radio is repetitive and redundant; Organic milk rocks and doesn't give you man teats; Environmental Estrogens; Leeann & James get pissy; Department of Corrections For Whatever Reason; Bucket o' Estrogen-fish to 2 Guys 1 Brain; Bottered ...

Aug 23, 2007•1 hr 14 min

Tastes Like Burning #14: Random Chaos

We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own bridges; Choppers falling from the sky; Chinese imports will kill you and your children and your...

Aug 08, 2007•52 min

Tastes Like Burning 13

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside the local ballpark; Tim's almost shameful almost caught parking by a cop; Tim tries to call Bekka &...

Jul 18, 2007•58 min

Tastes Like Burning #012

Tastes Like Burning is cheaper by the dozen, or so we've heard. Intro? We don't need no stinkin' intro! Sebastian the monkey-cat almost kills James's Moto RAZR; James & Tim sentence the neighborhood tabby cat to death; PS2 DDR is totally fab; James's volunteer work is a total crapfest; Public puking; 4th of July fun; Leeann disses James's homeschool upbringing; Fortune Cookie Minute; Tim calls his dad; We dish on a Missionary Woman; The Star Wars exhibit wasn't all it's cracked up to be . . ...

Jul 10, 2007•39 min

Tastes Like Burning #11

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; S...

Jun 12, 2007•47 min

Tastes Like Burning #10

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horri...

Jun 04, 2007•38 min

Tastes Like Burning #9

In a very special Memorial Day TLB, we pop a podcast virgin's cherry; a friend's wedding, more dead grandma, and our funeral tyrade continues; how to make mint iced tea; our favorite chemical sweeteners and mouse butt cancer; a corny, sweet topic; Drinking and tasting alcohol; lets discuss some freaky sex acts; speaking of sex, every song is about sex or self-servicing, sorta; and a slight equipment malfunction.A thousand apologies for the low audio, the Tim-in-a-can sound of Number 8, and the J...

May 29, 2007•36 min

Tastes Like Burning #8

We're BAaack! (Finally.)Hiatuses are bad for business; ch-ch-changes; Timmy's new job; a dead grandma; Smoking stops and starts; that wacky Arkansas misadventure; getting excited about going potty and why do cigarettes make you go dook?; and when male anatomy is disproportionate.

May 29, 2007•40 min

Tastes Like Burning #7

You could start out with uh, a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, but I hear 7 is the most popular.Change in the weather, Mother Nature needs Prozac, Survivor gets real, Celebrity Duets, Watches are so out, and emails and other Crap. Sorry about the slight hiss in this eppy, it seems our levels were messed up by DAMN DIRTY APES!!! Email us at or leave us a comment at . P.S. if you are sitting there reading this, we love you and thanks for listening.

Aug 30, 2006•31 min

Tastes Like Burning #6

Leeann drops in for another visit--YAY! Pranks on co-workers are fun; the ghosts of Halloweens past and future raise the dead; touching JonBenet Ramsey; the "miracle" tree in San Antonio really isn't & other bullshit; and penguins on the highway are better than some things. See James and Tim built for one of Leeann's Halloween Partys. Tim is staring as your guide Poco.

Aug 21, 2006•35 min

Tastes Like Burning #5

Terror Alert, Terrorism is Bullshit, Give Me A Dollar...Bitch, Spensive Cookies, and other crap... Email us at or visit for other fun links.

Aug 18, 2006•28 min

Tastes Like Burning #3

Tastes Like Burning #3 Our friend Leeann stops by to share her wisdom on the show.Coffee is great, especially when I make it. People who drive, or at least the stupid ones. Stopping smoking isn't nearly as tasty as lighting up, and how to tell someone they need a mint.Please leave comments or email us at .

Aug 14, 2006•29 min

Tastes Like Burning #4

Leeann returns for more, an entire hour later. We talk about MySpace, for better or worse. Wishing Robin Williams well, and our after death plans. The crazyness gets, well crazy I guess as the hour gets late, with ANOTHER special guest near the end of the show.Please leave us a comment or email us at

Aug 13, 2006•26 min

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