We're Couch-casting! Fast Forward: Pre-show RamblingThe L Word Is SettledDog Park A-holesMeals on WheelsWeird Call from Mom2nd Born Prophesy (From The Book of Gayelick)Dinner w\Mom & Dad Site and the Not So Big SurpriseFFFast ForwardMake a Better Breakfast Faster, ! Aluminum . . . Neurotoxins Anyone?Email\VoicemailDog SoccerTim's Childhood MemoryFast Forward: Technical NitpickinessEheeey Redux And the rest . . . or Call Us @ 206-350-7345Shout Outs:Big C @ + Chrystal @ Kentie @ + Shelly @...
Apr 29, 2008•1 hr 2 min
Did you miss ? It may have missed you . . .The Final Word on LeeannMartha Stewart: RIP Paw Paw Sir Sheds A-LotPeople Keep Dying (See & ) Bye-Bye Other GrandmaDid My Family Just Cut Me Off?Old Folks: Fascinating Liars or Misunderstood History Repositories?Interjected: (Whoopah!) My Brother Had a Dream, LiterallySebastian: Fat Furry FecalphobeVoicemail\EmailNew eHeeey! Items: Desert Storm & Jurassic Park Collector CardsShout Out to Some FriendsFast Forward: Revenge, Craig's List StyleAnd t...
Apr 20, 2008•1 hr 10 min
No other way to say it. This isn't a normal show. I mean yeah, Leeann came back to guest host, and we got your Childhood Memory, and a Fast Forward Segment, and an eHeeey! Item. And sure there are some laughs, and we talk about fun and interesting things, but something didn't feel right.Judge for yourself, and leave feedback of some sort if you have any opinion on the whole thing. (If you have feedback you don't want aired on the show, just let us know.) or call us @ 206-350-7345.
Apr 13, 2008•57 min
BONUS SHOWCAUTION: This show is heavy and may require two people to lift it.BUT we still have fun, or at least I do.We talk about a dinner with my Dad which turns the subject to Death and the meaning of Life and we have that kind of talk. Mom's brother diesWe talk about religionJames discusses his grandmother's passingFateI have a new whisper segment Heady times, but still funny.
Apr 08, 2008•30 min
Computer Crash 2.0Smoked Salmon A Call to CanadaTemp Agency WhoreMagazine DoucheMustang James: Emo BlustangeHeeey Song VotesEmail & VoicemailNew eHeeey ItemNews StoriesMoving Inside The OfficeBug Bomb Wishes and Spider DreamsAnd the Rest . . .Shout Outs: Big C of Shelly of (Thanks for the Bumper)Chrystal of Redboy of Email Us or Call us at 206-350-7345
Apr 08, 2008•1 hr 13 min
Welcome to Tastes Like Burning #40. I like it all but after our gift opening and some great conversation, the Show $h!t starts at 22 1/2 minutes, ok 23 minutes, but I think it is all worth a listen. But for those who don't want a slice of life with a side of casual conversation, there ya go.Happy Birthday Lucy Lawless, She turned 40 and so did we.We get a GIFT in the mail from our special guests that join us for the first 3rd of the show - No Words...Should Have Sent A PoeteHeeey Update: The 200...
Mar 30, 2008•1 hr 9 min
In this run of Tastes Like BurningPhone Calls Squared English TalkBBQB - The extra B is for BabyFast Forward:Turrets MontageeHeeey Item: Quarters of the StatesNew Car BluesBonus eHeeey ItemCat Tackles Dog, Dog Runs In FearVoice MailEmailOther stuff I can't remember because the dog ate the show notesShout outs: Big C of , and Tim & Nanette of Plus and Chrystal of or call @ 206-350-7345
Mar 25, 2008•1 hr 11 min
First Yard Day of the SeasonTime ChangeTim's Mom's Birthday DinnerPoliticsFast Forward: Podcast Peer AwardsRace Talk—Are We Good Now?This Week's eHeeey Item: A Magically Delicious Treasure TrollMiracle MannaVoicemail and EmailMary Anne Wants to Go Back to the IslandRandom FodderShout-outs to Ken from , Chrystal from , and Big C from Call us @ 206-350-7345 or
Mar 17, 20080
We have a fireside chat with Big C from the (If chit-chat isn't your bag, skip ahead 20 to 30 minutes.) Political rantings. Tim starts eHeeey since eBay sucks now.Is Tastes Like Burning secretly racist? NO. They are just blatantly funny.Fast Forward: Tim doesn't want kids. It's a mixed bag, but good nonetheless. us HERE or call us at 206-350-7345
Mar 13, 2008•1 hr 21 min
CarQuest 2008We are on Skype under tasteslikeburningMac and PC iTunes buttons added to the siteDog's first dog park, and Black Dog MountedTattoo Email Two thumbs down for CasablancaTim's Childhood Memory's: Quick Sand and GasolineFast Forward: James and the Baaaaad GoatOpen Ocean for the WiiRandom Banter Shout outs to: Redboy@ Chrystal@ Shelly@, Tim@ Randy@Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Star Fish@Special Thanks to Big C@ for the intro from Mini CCall us at 206-350-7345 or us
Mar 02, 2008•1 hr 14 min
The much anticipated episode 34. Well much anticipated by me anyway.Our good friends Bekka and Lesley stop by after a night out on the town. We have the usual funny for the first half of the show, and then on to the sweet action. Ok well it isn't action per say, but we basically discuss our four coming out stories and various life issue things. BUT we still have fun doing it. So say goodbye to boredom and hello Salty Goodness. I don't know what that means. . .
Feb 20, 2008•2 hr 5 min
T.L.B. Computer CrisisBig C's Wife, ERIN, has words with usLeeann's new license plate rocks: CSX 4O2Leo is a LabrahmerShout outs and email-ish stuff: Tornadoes in February?James' WreckVoice MailJames and Tim watch Napoleon Dynamite from start to finishLeeann's Bitch of the weekTim's Dad's B-day dinnerLeeann bitches againJoxer can't find the dog in the machineTims Childhood Memory: The Debate Song us or Call us @ 206-350-7345 and find any kind of subscription you could want on the , theres iTunes...
Feb 10, 2008•55 min
In this episode we anticipate the release of our 2 hour episode #34 and tell you why it wont be up for a bit. While shooting the $h!t, strange things happen and we discuss them along with the usual chatter. Plus check out my new hair cut above
Feb 04, 2008•32 min
Our week:Leeann's tribulations.James's so-so stuff.Tim's job still sux donkey balls. James's computer craps its pants and dies.Tim's childhood memories lead to some other childhood memories involving fish hooks and childhood feet.Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: The Trouble with Roommates.Bountiful Spam to Reach Out and Just Do.Email and Voicemail and Shout-Outs, Oh My!Big C of Big C's wife, ErinTim from Chrystal of The untimely death of a talented actor.Colonic Irrigation us your comments, criticism...
Jan 28, 2008•1 hr 4 min
So for like the first time in a long while, if ever, we had technical issues. Show 31 and Show 32 were spliced together in a horrible T.L.B. Baby that we wanted to abort. HOWEVER, I, Tim, of Tastes Like Burning, spent all night picking the show 32 PNA out of the retard monkey baby that was show 3132 and well, here it is. The majority was saved but I'm not gonna lie to you people, it isn't pretty. Well, its not that bad really, just a few clips here and there, some sentences are cut off in the be...
Jan 23, 2008•57 min
Tim & James dive into a socio-psycho-analysis of their relationship dynamic and how it has cost them all but one friend. Don't let the subject matter's deep, heady content (which leads to a shocking revelation at the root of it all) fool you; it's still pretty damn funny.NOTE: Tim can't count, so don't listen to him when he thinks this is Episode 32 (it really is Episode 31). Good thing James does our taxes.NOTE the Second: We've now added album art to the mp3 tag, so please let us know if i...
Jan 21, 2008•1 hr 19 min
So that's where Leeann was . . . on her death bed.Losing his balls gave Joxer special super HYPER power.The great Hairspray debacle.Leeann reviews a movie or two.The water at Leeann's work is especially fertile.TATA Nano (no, we don't mean mini boobs).James foresees his own demise in a dream, then forestalls it the very next day!We like soup . . . unless it's every. Single. Night.Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: Shotgun Wedding Shower.Don't you judge Tim's bloody meat."Don't turn off my radio when I'...
Jan 12, 2008•1 hr 5 min
Hmmm . . . something seems to be missing here.Vacation, all we ever wanted . . . Was the last show's title confusing to anyone, or are we just paranoid?Joxer McNoballs, now with more Lamp Shade?Sleeping-in on vacation: Dream come true or nightmare?Stalking at the local The musical stylings of James's Mustang pukes in the garage . . . and down the driveway, into the street.The eyes have it.Can year-old chips kill you?Pearl platter for two. Can anyone stop the Head On marketing machine?Commercials...
Jan 06, 2008•1 hr 4 min
Who Is the Biggest Pervert?Post Xmas StuffWii-gateWow, my parents are peopleHippo DogTim's B-dayLeeann's Bitch of the WeekNew Years TraditionsRandom StuffSpam anyone?Happy New Year to our Listeners
Jan 01, 2008•52 min
We have a Solstice celebration with a little Christmas in the mix:'Twas the night before Xmas.Solstice, because we can.Shopping for a nervous breakdown.Leeann's Xmas Bitch 'O the Week.The worst F-word of them all: Family.Two's company and a million's a crowd.We open up presents "live" on air.Some news items of note:Medical Myths Refuted.Don't get raped in Saudi Arabia.No More Pink Nails!When your Xmas "bonus" isn't really yours. We get too distracted by shiny new toys and burning CDs to continue...
Dec 25, 2007•58 min
People get shot, but there's free pizzaIt's the holidays at workBreaking Bitch NewsSecret Santa sucksEmail and voicemail shout outs to Nanette from the podcast, and listeners CB and Mekeekee Wii like to playWe get one funny spam out of 209The glowing electric pillowDigital death, and the end Call us @ 206-350-7345 or email at
Dec 13, 20070
Cursing at WorkThe FCC wants to kill cableCall us, we have voice mailWe read EmailListener Poll: Men to Women ratioFamily Guy Gags: Too much of a good thing or just too much?The MTV of oldLeeann's Bitch O' the Week . . . or fourYou have Spam, and it's hot, Betch!!!The Prophet is not a teddy bear?Home Remedies, they're a good thing A jaunty hello to Tim and Nanette at Call us at 206-350-7345 and leave a comment, or leave one on the blog. Or you can email us at and don't forget about the page.
Dec 02, 2007•52 min
It's Thanksgiving, and we're full of it. . . Thanksgiving We have a garage sale Cat Fight anyone? Sesame Street: After Dark Leeann's Mom's fiancé's family Dead Men's babies Text Bombs Charity and Lights In your Face Book To our Listeners, We Love you, how come you don't call anymore? Leave a comment on the blog, on our Myspace page or email us at Have a good weekend.TJ&L
Nov 23, 2007•47 min
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of Halloween. It will start to play right in your ear, when you download 23 . . . Show number? We don't need no stinkin' show number!Tim and Leeann: The Date . . . The Marriage . . . The HorrorHalloween 2007—Trick or TreatJ Depp . . . Kind of scaryChina Watch 2007: Aqua Dots, because lead poisoning just wasn't good enoughLeeann's Bitch of the Week: Gas CrapJames has a Freaky Friday . . . kind ofSammies at QuiznosTon's Mongolian GrillCops here ar...
Nov 14, 2007•47 min
Halloween Plans 2007Leeann ponders demon dongHow we decorateLeeann's Party—Tits & TeethLeeann's cousin sucksShout outsBig Hugs to James is all Red about his Halloween at workTim BitchesPublic Radio wants money . . . and so do the policeCalling SandiThrow up dirt skirtHalloween: The Music Video—watch it on for high quality, or just watch it on . . . . . . . . . well go on, watch it . . . Email your comments or audio comments to or leave a comment here on the website.
Oct 31, 2007•56 min
And now back to our regularly scheduled podcast.President Al Gore gets a prize, and there is political talk but not really.The Buffy Horror Picture Show.The News NOW IN HD + HD radio? Really?Smoking Update.James test drives a 2008 Mustang GT.The Simpsons . . . wedding?Oprah had a pee rag, and Tim supports peeing in the shower.Tim has a wake up call he hopes never happens again.Sometimes office pranks go too far.Radio Head free.Some people have no morals and what we're dealing with here is a tota...
Oct 15, 2007•1 hr 2 min
Are you green?'Cause we're Super Green . . . Gas guzzlers and gas shortages. Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay? We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a . . . and a . . . and a . Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy. Electric cars are coming if has anything to do with it, even though . LED light bulbs and CFL light bulbs. Solar Power to the people. Water conservation and Grey Water. Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Recycling Hypocrisy. L...
Oct 07, 2007•1 hr 16 min
We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer. James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless. Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week" Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . . Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph. : The woman. The music. The podcast: . Taco Bell has a new commercial and Tim is ready to vomit . . . err, boycott. Chinese ciggies and our own bad habit. Articl...
Sep 17, 2007•38 min
The Texas Mourning Dove Massacre; Liam Sullivan's is gonna BETCH SLAP you, shetbag; Tim farts to the tune of Sara Silverman; Tim and James ponder why Show 7 has so many downloads; The newest big news at the Tastes Like Burning studios is a bitch . . . well no he's actually a boy, so really it's just a dog; Leeann is a photoholic; A CHRISTIAN PHONE BOOK lands on our doorstep; and other random stuff.Shout outs to: & Leave a comment or email us at !
Sep 12, 2007•45 min
Tim is Evil . . . duh; Leeann makes Tim puke; Comments from the website; We have DSL now; show still rocks; Signing cards at work can suck; Don't you hate it when this happens?; Big A-holes spur a rant; Tim drops the F-bomb about saggin' pants\shorts (or "britches," as Leeann and her dad call them); The United Way can be WAY crappy, prompting a random rant at the end. All this and more after this download.Email us at or leave a comment!
Aug 27, 2007•45 min
