Collectables, episode 10, Tits of Pleasure
A funny little man with a funny little obsession.

A funny little man with a funny little obsession.
Jimmy is the smartest kid on the playground. He knows about sex. Or thinks he does.
Marvin Branch is a nerdy kid who loves biology -- a little too much, as he soon takes on aspects of the trees he is planting.
Young Purvis Peevis turns an ordinary bell into a healing miracle just by wishful thinking.
Shiva of the mind.
A kindly old man keeps the neighbors happy, but has a somber secret.
A soldier stuck in a jungle in the middle of a war, fights fear and the environment to stay alive.
Egbert makes a stinky brew that blankets the entire neighborhood to everyone's dismay.
Marvin has a problem, and that is, a really, really, really big zit.
The foreword and back cover blurb as written on Schaefer's book of stories: Collectables.
Final episode of Pulsar poems, plus a brief summary
Early poems of Ron Schaefer.
Pulsar poetry
Pulsar poems
Pulsar's poetry continues.
More nonsense surreal poetry from RHSSchaefer.
More freaky snapshots of life from the mind of the poet.
A book of weird and weirdly inventive poetry (his first!) by Ron HS Schaefer. This episode contains verses (all numbered) from 1 -- 22.
Night Visions: selected poems of darkness & dread by HP Lovecraft, read by Ron Schaefer, accompanied by himself.
Fungi From Yuggoth, a narrative suite of poems about the nightmarish visions and strange happenings in and around the town of Aylesbury, by H.P. Lovecraft as read by Ron Schaefer, music by Ron Schaefer
Ron Schaefer reads HP Lovecraft: PSYCHOPOMPOS: this, one of the longest of Lovecraft's narrative poems, tells of a strange couple who settle in New England from France, and bring with them, a horrible secret.
Peter and company develop a strategy for attacking the beasts using Alka-Seltzer.
Peter talks the Detective into capturing a monster eel by using a fat guy eating pizza as bait.
Peter is taken aboard an undersea spaceship to talk to the Fish People to learn the secret of the monster eels.
Peter participates in a seance and then takes a journey down the Miami sewer system looking for water monsters.
Peter gets the low-down on U.S.Os as a possible source for the ass-eating eels.
Peter is called back to investigate a second ass murder, and meets Dr. Slipp who has a theory that the attackers is actually a genetically altered eel.
Peter goes to Miami Beach to investigate a report of a man who mysteriously died from having his butt eaten.
Japan ships in a giant vagina trap for the giant penis, and Peter is there with the Asian engineers to watch the experiment of the interface of monster and robot.
Peter goes to Japan to find the "Zillatrap," a trap the Japanese have constructed to catch Godzilla.