Episode 20; Tabloid Man; Part 2, Attack...
Peter finds his way into the army camp awaiting the monster just as it reappears from out of the bay, and a full scale military assault goes into high gear.

Peter finds his way into the army camp awaiting the monster just as it reappears from out of the bay, and a full scale military assault goes into high gear.
The monster penis rises up in the harbor of New York City as Peter manages to get to the east coast. As it attacks Coney Island, Peter seeks out a way in to the command post to find out what the plans are for fighting the beast.
While Peter is stuck in a tree, being cast as Godfrey Olsen Davis's Snake to his own invented Eve, the giant purple penis begins to ravage west Texas, forcing the governor to call out the National Guard, and the local militia's like Bob's Marines, and Ma Fischer's Air Force to organize.
Peter meets with G.O.D. on the man's own private island in the Bahamas, and is told of plans for a new Earth.
After discovering what caused the explosion in Los Alamos from Zelda, Peter finds Dr. Kohlssohr working as Herpes the Elf at Knott's Berry Farm who fills in the details of what the experiments really were.
Peter goes into the depths of the NSA and finds a report on Private Head's demise at an H-Bomb test years ago.
Peter meets with Dr. Kohlssohr, there is an explosion in Los Alamos, and Peter goes to Washington DC where he contacts a spy -- Helmut the Ex-Nazi.
Peter, disguised as a Japanese tourist, meets up with Zelda Grinchhandler, a Los Alamos Lab insider.
Peter travels to Los Alamos to investigate lead-lined condoms, the source of the mysterious "Dick's Project."
Somewhere in the Nevada desert during the 1950s, a Private Dick Head was used as a guinea pig to witness a bomb explosion, only he wandered out of his bunker and got blown up -- all except certain parts.
The Device is launched into space, sending its ultrasonic vibrations to the world below -- with overwhelming results.
The Flabbergast Device is readied for launch and the world waits with anticipation and cramps.
Flabbergast and the US government officials find and talk to the Great Anus.
The CIA gets involved and asses are probed to find the Great Anus.
Peter is sequestered into a hotel room while Flabbergast works, only to have the Doctor pay him a visit to bemoan his problems. Meanwhile Heckhauler becomes a media star.
Dr. Flabbergast tells Peter he's been talking to Anuses. Meanwhile, Brubaker, an agent with the CIA, stops in to take them to a special lab in the United States.
Dr. Flabbergast tells Peter all about the study of ancient anuses.
The world's leaders gather for a circle jerk to discuss its problems; Hamm Heckhauler becomes a prophet; and Peter goes to Zurich to find out more about Dr. Flabbergast.
The world goes into lockdown in a panic as all trade and travel, and all its world leaders are gripped with constipation. Peace is declared because no one feels well enough to go to war.
The hapless Peter Wiener sets out to find the man who knows the cure to worldwide constipation.
A science-fiction satire about a nerdy reporter for a sensationalist rag that hunts down stories of the exotic. Part 1: The Flabbergast Device -- A worldwide pandemic takes place, and Peter goes in search of the one man who knows the answer to how to cure it.