"Beef Tournedos and Call it a Night" (Sweet Valley High #14, Deceptions)

Listen along as Pardo argues with herself on my behalf about Mrs. Doubtfire, pleads for us to #believehomosexuals (no homo), and dives into the most evocative passage of a person on a deck chair in the history of literature.

When the very rich--and it must be said, very hot--Nicholas Morrow breezes into the twins' pool party and sets his very intense eyes on Liz, several people end up weaving some pretty tangled webs.

Will Liz go out with Nicholas? Will it destroy what she has with Todd? And what are beef tournados, anyway? Tune in to "Beef Tournados and Call it a Night" (Sweet Valley High #14, Deceptions) to find out.