We recorded this episode in two takes. We had to stop recording the first take because we got in an argument. Oh well. I was also really congested during the first take. Sorry about that. Semi-live from Vancouver BC. FuGrrl is tired and hungry. New mic stands. Can you tell the difference? What's the Weather? Pot smoke! FuGrrl's Canada prejudices get dashed. Sending some love to our Vancouver listeners. Sorry. The podcast came out after we went to Seattle. We will meet you another time. Continued...
Apr 04, 2019
Los Apuntes (The Notes) We're still in Mexico City recording Take 2 of this podcast. Making better for you, Swinger! Guess what? We got stood up again. Make that lucky number 7. We did get a chance to check out a great bar, so it wasn't all bad. Check it out if you're ever in CDMX: El Diente de Oro . If you know CDMXCPLLKNG4U on SDC , ask them why they stood us up? Who outed Roger Stone ? Where's Jeff Bezos dick when you need it? Are there more Republicans or Democrats in the lifestyle and why? ...
Feb 10, 2019
Show notes Memba us? Talking about swinging as transients Why Mexico? How did we break into swinging here? El Grupo on WhatsApp SDC and SwingLiving are the two big websites in Mexico City Apartment swinging Swinger clubs in Mexico Trying to get things going in Mexico City Temptations vs Desire A nomad laments and laments and laments Going to Vancouver, eh? Airbnb forever! But yes, we're still alive No music this time folks! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for liste...
Jan 10, 2019
We're exhausted -- hope we don't sound too tired. Thanks for all the well wishes! Nice meeting the Cunninghams. Hi to LG Fun Couple! We'll be at the Lifestyle Lounge takeover of Desire Riviera Maya from March 4 - 11 Here we go Steelers! Welcome to football talk with Mr and Ms Swap Fu FuGrrl's New Toy We're going to randomly wear the costumes we have at Desire We discuss porn preferences. What should FuGrrl watch? Mr Fu loves Kate Winslet Watch Pittsburgh Dad! https://www.youtube.com/user/pittsbu...
Feb 10, 2017
Drunk Alert! If you're triggered by slurred speech, skip this episode. Bitching and moaning and groaning into the last episode of the year. Absolute Wild Tea? Tasty!! https://www.absolut.com/us/products/absolut-wild-tea/ Why Mr Fu hates Mariachis. We got hacked by some Russian fucking guy! Check out Regus for all your virtual office needs -- we use em! https://www.regus.com/ We go off on good tech support and the trouble with the expectations of Mac users. General demoted for swinging? That's no...
Dec 30, 2016
Not too many notes this time -- This is so gross: https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/5djmcw/gossip_groups Chili Cookoff! You never know where a pot of chili might take you. Won the chili cookoff at a local bar. Got the t-shirt! Andy's First Responder Chili Recipe Brown: 4 lbs ground beef Add and sauté til clear: 1 onion 4 cloves garlic Add and sauté: 2 tlbs chili powder Add: 1 24oz jar medium salsa 1 bottle beer Simmer in crockpot overnight. Add: kidney beans (cook 2 lbs dry kidney beans...
Nov 23, 2016
Sports (I later realized the Steelers had a bye this week.) Politics It's election time in the US! Stolen yard signs! At least this didn't happen http://fox6now.com/2016/10/26/caught-on-camera-underwear-clad-man-sets-donald-trump-yard-sign-ablaze-in-platteville/ Are a couple beers with lunch considered Day Drinking Why Mr Fu became a Democrat... not that you asked Darth Trump on Auralnauts is actually pretty clever! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0 Politics free Sunday Funday Seriousl...
Oct 31, 2016
You want notes? Here's your damn notes! We're getting older -- but glasses? Really? FuGrrl plugs her ladies-only kik group Google image search your private photos to make sure people can't find your vanilla profiles Traveling for swinger events in beach towns Going to Pittsburgh for the Cowboys-Steelers Birthday Pub Crawl! The night before a Longhorns game means -- tons of drunks! Happy Birthday John from Swingercast DNA testing? Turns out were swingers. Who knew? Renewed interest in the Black R...
Sep 21, 2016
A bunch of random of shit as always. We talk about Singles, Parties and Trump. FuGrrl gets a tarot card reading for her birthday. Thank you Janet! Find sex educator Janet Treviño at http://www.janettrevino.com Twitter: @janettrevino210 Facebook: janettrevino210 This episode's songs come courtesy of our roofers -- "DEL Negociante" by Los Plebes del Rancho de Ariel Camacho. I think it's amazing. Translated lyrics -- They say I'm full of myself and arrogantThey can't stand seeing meI'm going forwar...
Aug 20, 2016
Hey Now Folks! We're back! Just some abridged notes. We're just going to talk about whatever the fuck we want from now on. Listen for details. Just a warning it may not always be about swinging. We talk briefly about our trips to Desire with the SDC takeover, Naughty in N'Awlins and our ever-popular Sunday Fundays. Friends on Mic: On July 3rd we talk to some of out good friends Camo and Lace about freedom means to them. A big thanks to those who fought for our right to get naked in the pool. Lac...
Jul 12, 2016
Happy Birthday FuGrrl! Swinger Awareness Update Go to Reddit and check out the discussion. Want to help? We Vibe Review! Great overall -- no joy from the remote or the app. Girl Uncorked goes international!! Welcome to all the sexy New Zealand ladies. But where are the US Gulf Coast Girls Uncorked chapters? Mr Fu goes bananas in a party invitation. FuGrrl watches Mr Fu's porn. Bush may be back... but not where the face goes. What's a merkin? Dry vaginas? Porn reqs? X-Art and Lesbea Topic is Dipl...
Jul 16, 2015
Trying to keep this one under an hour! Monkey's form cliques! But do they party? Maybe. But they don't share information. The book I referred to was " You Are Not So Smart " MILFapalooza -- Moms, moms, moms! My Mexican Mother Recipe Shake 1 oz 100% Agave Tequila, 1 oz Deep Eddy Grapefruit and a dash of Tabasco with ice. Serve on the rocks or straight up Happy Mother's Day and Happy Father's Day! Ms Fu reaches out to everyone spending their first one without a mom or dad. We had a Passion Party ....
Jun 05, 2015
Sorry this is so late. We've been busy having fun -- and working too much! UK Swinger club attached by thugs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015776/Masked-gang-attacks-swingers-club-400-year-old-Tudor-mansion-forcing-semi-naked-customers-streets.html Minnesota club barred from opening (Distracted by our hot producer) Tips on reddit on how to throw a meet and greet https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/2x58s8/followup_from_throwing_our_first_swingers_meet/ Shake Weight for your kege...
May 27, 2015
Opening comments Much love to Debbie and her new headset! Blissbringers vs Google: http://blissbringers.com/fuck-google/ Article by Violet Blue referenced in above article: http://www.zdnet.com/article/timeline-googles-role-in-global-sex-censorship/ What’s the Fu be up to? Mardi Gras Party Co-hosted with Camo and Lace on Valentine's Day Different / better / cool for us / shared party responsibilities Photo booth success! http://www.sparkbooth.com Technical details of photo booth Loved having bru...
Mar 10, 2015
Hello Friends! January's was crazy! Sorry the last podcast was late. Oh and sorry for the audio problems in the last episode. It must be going around. The Black Ring makes an appearance on the Savage Lovecast #430 . Check out the blog mention . Flirty really works for swingers too! https://www.yahoo.com/style/11-pretty-cool-things-you-didnt-know-about-106616804873.html . Swap Fu Debrief! Thinking of hitting up karaoke at the club. Average Swinger pop in! A welcome chance to get to know an awesom...
Feb 09, 2015
This and that... It's a New Year and people still celebrate Kwanzaa! Threesome Etiquette? Nope. We're talking about the FUNCH! What the fuck is a Funch? It involves a spa robe and jewelry... and a no show. Sound complaints. We're trying! We took a chance and had the Girls Uncorked couples party at our house. It was a success! Swinger Santa sighting! Swinger Zombies? Of course! Zombie Dildo ? Get to the point... Ms Fu and I discuss a reddit post on breaking rules. What are your rules based on? Ar...
Feb 07, 2015
Intro and Welcome Vacations are good for Sex! Lots of sex with each other in Mexico! Is Mr Fu caught up on date nights? Programming Notes and Announcements Book “ A Modern Marriage: A Memoir”, by Christy & Mark Kidd. Tells their positive story about swinging, trials and successes. They still swing! Debbie n Mike are reading and enjoying it. http://www.amazon.com/A-Modern-Marriage-Memoir/dp/1476753466 Illegal Swinger Club in Terre Haute Indiana closed down, city violations. How does this rela...
Dec 16, 2014
A visit from our Swap Fu Swinger Club correspondent -- Tiffania! Plugging HUMP! http://thestranger.com/hump Mr Fu gets shamed! Bad Mr Fu. Bad! Getting sex on the calendar. Half of us got it right. Getting our swirl on. Congrats to all our swinger newlyweds! OktoberFUst. You should have been there! Titties on the pool table. Back in the air with Mr Fu! Cheater infiltration -- Don't enable bad behavior. How do you know if you're getting the full story. Were the Clintons swingers? Who cares!? All o...
Nov 19, 2014
Quick note... Sorry this is a little late -- we recorded on 10/10/2014 but I've been super busy. Also, we repeatedly refer to the episode song as Fine Shine by The Period Ring -- it's Fineshrine by Purity Ring. We're goofy, we know. What’s the Fu been up to? Above average pub crawling with the Average Swingers Pre-Crawl Pizza at Home Slice Violet Crown Social Club Shangri La Easy Tiger Bakery The Rooftop Coyote Ugly San Diego Trivia adventure with amazing people Talking to a couple that started ...
Oct 22, 2014
Intro and Welcome/What’s the Fu be up to? Production note: Sorry about the boomy audio! Back from Naughty N’awlins DSI Drinking plan Sexing plan Restaurants and Bars: The Beaches Razoos Johnny's Po Boys on St Louis Felix Red Slipper Cafe Royals House Bloody Mary Review NIN schedule WTF is a contribulator?! Three mini topics People that make me feel a little shittier every time you see them. AVOID! Mr Fu gets grouchy about the proposed Swinger flag. Email “Calling Dibbs” Parting Thoughts and Feed...
Sep 17, 2014
What's up? Well... Thank you Los Swingers for hospitality once again! Tost rocked it out for FuGrrl's birthday! Full circle and then some. In the news... Herman Munster Gets Rapey: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dressed-herman-munster-raped-3934576 (Will selfies replace mug shots?) 15 Celebrities Swingers: http://madamenoire.com/453365/15-celebrity-swingers/ Sex Facts!: http://www.yourtango.com/2014220165/7-absolutely-insane-sex-facts-around-world?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_...
Aug 05, 2014
First off... Today we hit the road to Atlanta to visit our good friends, the lovely Los Swingers ! First some sad news -- thank you very much for all the love and support Girls Uncorked couples party! Los Swingers need another Girls Uncorked chapter in Northeast Georgia. ABC Swinger news story Huffpo article on what to expect at a swingers resort Desire was a little tame for Los Swingers -- the resort should know how to plan for the rain! Topics... Ethics follow up What information should you sh...
Jul 08, 2014
What’s up? Summer is here. We’re hot in San Antonio! We have a listener producer, Debbie from DebbienMike on Kasidie :) In June Kasidie’s Girls Uncorked - couples parties http://www.girlsuncorked.com Join Swap Fu Community on Kasidie http://www.kasidie.com Facebook Girl Uncorked group? Help? Swingers in the news Quick news item - Two police officer brothers having a swinger party with their wives. One wife was not into it and got punched by the other wife. the police were called in to reinstate ...
Jun 10, 2014
---Corrected Euless Meet and Greet Date! It's May 30 not May 31. Sorry!--- Thank you for joining us once again! FuGrrl is loving being Girls Uncorked chapter hostess! The new Girl Uncorked chapter in the Texas Hill Country A Girls Uncorked is coming to St. Louis, courtesy of a San Antonio transplant For more Girl Uncorked information go to: http://www.girlsuncorked.com Meet and Greets with Average Swingers Euless May 30 Austin September 13 Check out the Average Swingers on iTunes and at http://w...
May 20, 2014
Holy shit! We interviewed a couple! The mics were out after a date so we interviewed a couple victims friends. Pre... Setting expectations Friends First vs Fuck First Mr E talks about daring -- get out there! Ms J discusses the play benefits of separate room play at house parties Discussing insecurities of your partner being with someone else -- turning that into a positive Be willing to learn from past experiences Post... Craig's List #1: The Pinky Finger Incident Craig's List #2: The Cheating ...
Feb 04, 2014
Endless gratitude to our listeners for sticking with us all this time!! What's up? So long Club Prestige! Better to have two clubs than one. A vanilla New Years Eve Mr and Ms Swap Fu alternate off-nights at a couple events Feeding the community by introducing people There's more swingers out there than you think FACT Check: There are 470,000 households in San Antonio not 60,000. It is estimated that one in 200 couples swing. 23,000 swinging couples in San Antonio? Can this be? Topic After four y...
Jan 27, 2014
What's the Fu been up to? OktoberFUst of course! What a great party! - We welcomed our friends from Georgia -- Looking forward to your next visit. - Dodging vanillas - Setting up with a little help from our friends Meeting swingers at a bar for Beer Bingo - A fun, low-pressure way to meet swingers FuGrrl on Twitter on hiatus for the sake of safety Topic Singles in the swinging lifestyle - Are singles swingers? What are they risking? - Mr Swap Fu bends his brain doing some swinger math - Ms Swap ...
Oct 30, 2013
Where's the Fu at? We went to New Orleans! Colette is the coolest. Amazing service. Uncompromising DJ. Awesome decor. Should definitely be on your must-do list. Plus we had a surprise encounter when we got there. A successful meet and greet with the San Antonio Pervs at the Bonham Exchange. Odds and Ends The Pervy Little Social Club takes a misstep -- or how not to grow an orgy group. Sober Summer is drawing to a close this Sunday Funday. Like little, boozy gems. Topics Thoughts on the "Once Per...
Aug 22, 2013
What have we been up to? Sober summer; from solstice to labor day. Second year and going well. How do we swinger sober? Fake it 'til you make it! 4th of July at the Bonham Exchange: http://bonhamexchange.com Topic: Discussion of the Vanity Fair video: http://video.vanityfair.com/watch/vanity-code-how-to-behave-at-a-swingers-party A discussion of the Swap Fu Swinger Event Plan How to escalate physically without being creepy Ms Swap Fu runs into a former coworker at one of our parties JB and Cal f...
Jul 25, 2013
Happy Father's Day to you and Happy 50th Episode to us! (If you like listening to Mr Swap Fu, this episode is for you.) Check out the Swinger Subreddit for good swinger discussions: http://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/ Good discussions on orgy management, threesomes vs foursomes and younger swingers woes. Topics: Knowing when to throw in the towel. Cancelling a date when you're feeling down for the sake of your company. Went to the coed Girl Uncorked party! Big fun. Seeing old friends and making ne...
Jun 17, 2013
