You know how sometimes you set out to do something and it just never quite gets off the ground? Yeah, us neither. If you're in the market for a team-up heist, with a woman with square feet, someone who fought in North Squat-nam, and Crouton Boy, a terrible superhero, well, this is the episode for you! Enjoy!
And we're BACK! Did you miss us? Well, today is all about your health. Maybe not YOUR health, but Mama's health. Beatrice is worried and takes her Mama onto a fancy TV doctor show. You know, the kind where you wear V-neck pants. So, sit back and pour yourself a nice Michelob: the Dagwood of Beers, and enjoy!
Oh, what's that? You thought we were going to end an episode half way through, and then blow off the conclusion forever? Pshaw. You fools. We never do that, and we never would. and so, we return for Holmes and Watson, the man in the iron wong, and a man whose father on his father's side had ass gophers. We'll be taking a couple of weeks off after this one, and then we'll be back with the idiocy for which we have become whatever the opposite of famous is!
The game's afoot! Our old friends, Sherlock Holmes and his intrepid companion, Dr. Watson are on the case again. A wealthy man has died, but was it of natural causes? Was Qbert set up to fail, really, if you think about it? When you came out of your mother's dingdang, did she call you Gift Baby? All these questions, and more are ignored in this week's thrilling episode. (Part 1 of 2)
Well, it's that time of year again. The time when our little show has a birthday. We just turned FOUR! And if you ever wanted to hear Vlad and Valery go to the beach and help people with a gopher shaped lozenge, or somebody with a whoops area roped off in their yard, well, this is for you. Thanks for four years of this idiocy, people. you're very strange people, and thanks for listening!
Two mountain climbers, each with demons to face. A mountain never before climbed. A Grandmother's "click kit" where you make your own click. A rousing game of Lingonberry Drip, the mountaintop version of Twister. An oops stain from that oopsie I made. All of this, and some Charlie Chan brand granola. Enjoy!
A ritual on a mountaintop, a sacrifice for the greater good, trumpet boy and Mr. Everyone, and a placemat from Cashboy Restaurant. It's all here in Episode 206. So, peel off your Batboy pants, and listen up! And, for a special lil' bonus, how's about a couple of drunken astronauts, doing a pony fashion show while conducting research on killing Garfield? Well, why the hell not? Enjoy!
You know those great food trucks that make Rambo cake, and everything tastes like rinsed off bugs? The kind of place that will give you a gas mask that was autographed by the ranch hand that calmed the donkey of the universe? The kind of food truck that's run by people who risk their lives Pinocchioing each other? Well, this episode is set in just such a food truck. Enjoy it with people who harpoon things.
You know, if either of us had been thinking, we'd have done this one last week. But we didn't. So, like all Father's Day stuff, this one is not that well thought out, and nobody gives a crap anyway. Need a gift for YOUR dad? How about a coaster with "IS YOU LIVING" printed on it? What about a chef's apron that says KISS THE COOK or FART ON MY CAR LATER on it? Well, we've got you covered! Enjoy!
You know those shows where there's a horribly dangerous weather event and people risk their lives to be kind of near it? Well, we don't, but we did one anyway! Learn all about Chicken Sandwich Day at Pirateville, a pantry full of groovy powder, and licking the only safe end of a narwhal. And storms! And a can of opera sauce flung right through a merry-go-round. All of this, and less. Enjoy!
Ah, the great outdoors! Family. A scoutmaster who hurts himself with Excalibur. The Lady UNDER the Lake. Simpson's Soap and the Hiney Powder Squirt. All that stuff. It's a scouting adventure, with a father and a son, and a lot of really weird stuff. You'll love it. Enjoy!
This episode's got two things in it. Well, it's got a lot of things, but of two types. Two types of thing. That's what this episode has. Two of them. But a lot. AS SEEN ON TV: Are you in the market for some pilfering powder, focusing spray, or a little squeeze of bobo juice? Well, these products are not available in stores. Call today! GERALDBURGER: Two big eyelids of meat, 3 feet of chicken, and it all comes with a murder. Come on down to Geraldburger where we are really passionate about the te...
Two. Hundred. Episodes. And to those of you who have been with us from the beginning, we just want to say from the bottom of our hearts, "Hello, Andy, Jen and Steve." We've never done this many of any kind of thing in our lives, and we wanted to celebrate with something special. And here it is. The Bicentennial Celebration for the town of Nighttimeville! There'll be games like 'pin the knee on the donkey's knee', Gastronomical Boy's camel flakes, and a lovely cobbler made with real booty juice w...
Sometimes you don't have one long idea. Sometimes you have two small ones. And you smash them together, like the gods did with the first Dagwood. Such is today's episode. First, Tassie and Mr. Johanssen return, this time preparing for their foray into the movie business. If you've ever received a statue with the inscription WORLD'S TALLEST GOLFING UNCLE, this one's for you. And then, it's Frank and Smacky, the morning zoo radio guys, giving out tickets to the the big Hot Babies in Tinfoil show a...
It's that time, time to return to the Geraldburger drive-thru window. So, if you've got a hankering for a single pancake, or even something that just says it's a pancake, or a fleet of bees that pretend to be a navy, or one of those nut-grabbing ghosts, we've got you covered. Plus, a special visit from the SuperGalactic crew! Enjoy!
This week, we're back in Mr. Waverly's class for a special visit from a couple of state police troopers. The topic of the day: Safety! So if you've ever wanted to hear about skunk firemen, how 50% of police work is deflating things you find, or how much something costs in dog-dollars, this episode is for you!
Have you ever wanted to listen to Super Pee Pee Time with a kid, but were afraid we were going to say things that...you know, that we would say? Well, Cade wanted to do one that is appropriate even for kids. And he thinks that's what THIS is! So, if you ever wanted to listen to a kid-friendly show that still talked about squeezing apple juice out of your pelvis, this is your time! Corky the zookeeper lost his hat, and he has to find it before the zoo opens. For...reasons. If you think it doesn't...
It's that time of year for that most special holiday. Not LegHog Day or Horse Halloween. Or Dirt Day. No, it's Easter. That special time when your grandparents give you that trembling kit, or some glistening rabies powder. Grandma and Grandpa return for a very special Easter egg hunt, and also a calypso dancer will goo the roof with his own personal goo. Enjoy!
Have you ever wanted to just curl up with a good book? Like the followup to "The Lorax" called "Scumbag"? Or "Oh, the Demons You'll Spend Time With"? How do you feel about the word "fluid"? Do you find it as ominous as we do? Well, tune in as we learn all about some of the latest in the world of books. At least until your muskrat graduates from fornication college. Enjoy!
We all need new technology. How else would you be able to thigh-mate yourself, or check your blood popcorn levels? Well, TechFest2019 is here to reinvigorate your pants area and show you a way to convince your dog to hug monsters. And Punky Pants is back from the distant past, too. Enjoy those things!
Well, it's springtime, and that means only one thing: decorative crafts made with feet in mind! That's right, Jeannie and Charlotte are back, with a visit from the Adhesive King and Hadry, the man who ran for squirrel. So if you enjoy crafts that involve eating Popeye's mouth or a glass -filled butter bomb, this is the episode for you. Share it with someone who you want to puzzle!!
Well, it's that time of year, when basketball dreams all come true! Buzzer beaters, cinderella stories, and of course a manta ray that has taken an interest in FoliageBall (i.e. competitive foliage-appreciation.) So fire up your poultry machine to turn around your chicken leg when you're done eating it on that side, and listen to the most thrilling locker room speech of all time ever to include the word "pilocchio."
When immortal beings clash, the earth shakes. Also, you will overload your bank account with goo, and a GordonFish will do your taxes from a lake. So eat the eyebrow of a heartbroken oreo, and listen to this classic battle royale between the Imps and a pair of surly leprechauns. Enjoy!
You know those folks old diners where the cheesecake has been enslaved, and you can have them send over a big steaming beehive? The kind that makes that special wopner sauce made in the grease that falls off a radio? Well, come on in, pull up a seat. Tarleton and Wilter will be there, and if you're good, maybe they'll sign your grunion!
Dear friends, did you miss your local spaghetti drop last month? Have you suffered a camel attack? Do you own a moose, but not know you own it? Do you enjoy Sherbet Valley's Criminal Paste? Well, if you answered "a thong worn by a chimney sweep" to any of these questions, our old friends, Reverend Ben and Donald, have a message for you. Enjoy!
What happens when two scientists share data only to find a strange object hurtling towards the earth? What happens when people are too afraid to use solid eyedrops? What is a custom replica of a forgery? And what kind of ninja would load his nunchucks into a fiddle? All these questions and zero answers in this week's Super Pee Pee Time! Come say hi on twitter (@SuperPeePeeTime) won't you?
Are you looking for a lovely getaway for Valentine's Day? Somewhere you can buy oils scented like a sumo wrestler's computer? Do you need a vacation in a place that understands that chimpanzees are allergic to thighmasters? Well, Ernesto de la Paz and Margaret Boheen have a new spa location just for you. Bring a dying clam and enjoy!
What's that you say? You're in Europe, and you're looking for an experience so fancy that your plugs will come out? So fancy that your jerky will be exposed to team sports? So fancy that your bees will crave underwear? Well, the Gianetti brothers have opened a new restaurant that's even fancier than a werewolf with a hammer, and you're invited!
What's that you say? You're having a little car trouble? Is it the kind where you want someone to dislocate their shoulders and crawl up the tailpipe to check out the trouble? Do you have a nurse that lives in your car who occasionally tells you that you are driving, whether you're driving or not? Of course you do. Well, you've come to the right place!
This week, it's time for a little of this, a little of that, a little of the other thing. We start with actual us actually chatting about how snipers poop. And then, we go back and forth between commercials for products that offer a "bacon way to give" and such...and some intense movie trailers brought to you by Everybody Hates Birds Productions. Fun!
