Have you ever wanted to go to one of those really high end auctions? No, the REALLY fancy ones, where people grease themselves up just like you would grease a pony? You know, the kind where envelopes are full of creamy stuff, and you are reminded of a lease you had as a child? Well, you're in luck, because that's the kind of auction you're going to this week! Enjoy it as you would enjoy the smells of Cincinnati!
Well, the holidays are well behind us, and it's time to get healthy! And Carol and Dr. Radford are here to help! Do you have leftover bear flakes or a saggy bee problem solution? Have you rediscovered the lost art of sneezing? What happens when Ted the Life Coach shows up and his bologna is on fire? Well, it's time to find out. So, curl up with your faithful rug dog, and make a grave in your car!
Two of the most highly elite soldiers are deep behind enemy lines, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. Will one of them be shot in the Snoopy machine? Will they have time to use meat to lie to people? Will their teammates be able to do that thing that makes you look like you're riding a unicycle even when you're not? Hard to say, hard to say. (NOTE: in 2019, we're going to be recording every other week, so the episodes will be a little shorter. We hope the seven of you that will n...
It's almost the end of the year, and time to celebrate with a party that's alive with chastity! Pass out the Shack-pagne, which is champagne they make in a rubber shack. Check out the weird, ugly corn they put into a brie cheese area we have roped off. And think about where you would put a fish if you had one but you don't. Thanks for a great 2018, weirdos!!
HO HO HO! It's that time of year again. Time for the Super Pee Pee Time Christmas episode! This year, it's a double-feature: THE TOY DESIGNERS: The two most brilliant minds in toys are brought in for some last minute Xmas toy ideas. So if you ever wanted a doll of the Hulk's Girlfriend, TedLady, or a Chewbacca doll that will butter your trombone, these two will invent it. CHRISTMAS ON THE FARM Way back in Episode 50, we visited a...just a horrible farm. And now, this Christmas, we have finally c...
It's the holiday season, and it's time for Mr. Waverly's class to do their school Xmas play! If you ever dreamed of having a GI Joe Sit Down Kit or a Mark-My-Words Barbie, this one's for you!
Are you ready for some football? No? Well, that's probably good because we're not really going to give you much of it. But if you want to hear about a degenerative disease in your beast area, this is your game. And if you want to hear a referee give out a penalty of seeing his noonoos, well, you're REALLY in luck. So sit back, let your velamints decompress, and enjoy!
We've got a double-header this week! And not just because the first half of the show is the 2 headed Barry White creature, preparing for their holiday party! They'll plan out all their holiday favorite things. Hot Everybody Paste, Sheepwax, and a pinata full of crusty oil. And then, the Home Shopping Channel are here with some holiday treasures sure to delight everyone in the family. And also that walkoon, which is a raccoon that walks instead of runs. Get yourself a nice glass of glove juice, a...
Well, it's that time of year, when we once again visit the pilgrims and that fateful first Thanksgiving in the new world. Will we learn why they brought so many tongs with them? Will we learn how hard it was back then to major in Getting Dirty and Staying Dirty? Will we finally understand why those children's books have a worm wearing a boot and a hat and laderhosen? Sure. Sure we will. Why wouldn't we learn those things?
Do you want to churn your own butter while your mom watches? Do you need a throw-up doll or a jar of pelicans? Have you notified your doctor that tetherball is no longer fun? Then you're in luck. The good people at Paloweeno and Hal Embry Ford are here to sell you some things. Be sure and notify your doctor if China is still where it's supposed to be.
When last we left ubersecretary Tassie and her boss, the evil Mr. Johanson, they...we...we have no idea what they were doing. But now, the superhero, Shy Cow Man, is causing them problems, and they've decided to take him down! How will they do it? Finding a way of snorkeling after dark (other than just, you know, doing it)? Starting an empire with a lonely pig? Maybe they'll cover their necks with bees. Who knows? We don't. You don't either. Enjoy!
The heroes of SuperGalactic have returned! And they are in big trouble. Strider Zorn and Grunk are on trial for their lives. Will they be able to prove their own innocence? Will Jorak help in even the tiniest of ways? What are giblets, really, and why do we have them? And do we really want to eat honey, given that it's something a bug made? All this and more!
It's that spooky time of year once again, friends. And you know what that means! Another installment of SUPER CREE-PEE TIME! This time, a group of teenagers decide to stay the night in a spooky old abandoned, haunted prison. Will they survive? How do you make kindling? Isn't it just small wood? How many ways are there to build a hiney? What do you use a "night cloth" for? How many bullet points of the outline will we actually address? All this, and so much less, brought to you by the Halloween S...
Dear friends, have you been stricken with a banjo that you can play with your eye? Do you lay awake nights thinking of a tombstone that says HERE LIES DIRT BABY? Do you ever rap some sick rhymes that violate medical privacy standards? Then this week's episode has your name written all over it. And when you're done, if you're looking for some bourbon-soaked stories, why not check out The Unwritable Rant (http://morningneurosis.com/) featuring the bourbonista herself, Juliette Miranda. Tell her we...
The game is afoot! Again! And I'm pretty sure we don't say that OR "elementary my dear Watson" in this, so what is Sherlock Holmes even doing? Well, he's in retirement, see? He's in the country, talking about heated limes and weird, freaky stuff with dolphins. But someone is threatening Dr. Watson. Will Holmes be able to save his old friend? WILL HE?
This episode starts off with a movie trailer that was sort of a special request from superfans Andy and Steve. We won't tell you what, exactly, it is, but it features Shovel, Jorak Mult, and OpalBear. If that means anything to you, you are probably Andy or Steve. And then, we're back with our friends from Belgarad, Vlad and Valery with more advice on love, and how to listen to their radio show with or without a radio. They'll help you crease the back of a deer, and they'll help a woman who lays ...
Fall is finally here, and Frank and Joe Gianetti have acquired a new restaurant! If you were wondering exactly how afraid you should be of a fish with a hand, or what it's like to wear pans made out of the aspirin that came out of the dirt pockets of a meat mouse, well, today is your day. Enjoy!
No one loves a museum science tour more than we do, everyone. The trudging, the learning. Looking at a "Pinnochium" whatever that is. Hearing about Eekmobile Syndrome. Singing all the old jingles for Tea Nuts. It's just a lot of fun. So if your coat of arms features a body part that is afraid, come on and join the tour!
Would you like someone to sell you Beast Powder? How about Lack Powder? Goon Paste? What about Church Cones? OK, fine. How about an old fashioned news reel, featuring Coonie, the Raccoon that likes to cornhusk himself? Well, if the answer is yes, no, one or the other, you're in luck! Or something! Enjoy!
And, we're back! Oh man, it is so weird to skip a couple of weeks. And now, it's about to get weirder. It's time for "2 Moms on the Go" where a couple of moms review all the latest back to school gear. A gravy-based crutch, a donkey that doesn't know what to suck on like people do, a fudge tent, and that great old song, "Hurt Me In The Garbage" by Animal Boy! We missed you weirdos!!
It's the 40's, see? And there's this guy and this dame, see? And they've been captured by a couple of gangsters. It's the classic love story. He canceled himself in her sink, and she knows how he got a burn and he doesn't. He used to call Jack O Lanterns "Belly Boy" and she'll never walk through a bomb again. It's that old tale. And here it is. Coming into your ears like you've got a shark for a Maitre D'.
Ahoy, humans! This is a bit of a minisode, and in it we head into the ring for the wrestling match of the century. Get ready for a one way ticket to hug town! Hammer Boy and Big Wossie are going to give each other everything they've got. So much, you're gonna wish you'd never been paid!
Step right up, ladies and gents, and let these two fast talking city slickers cure all your ills. Just rub this on your prattling area, and sprinkle this right on your bologna, and soon enough, never again will you pale in comparison to anything. Try it and see. Tell your friends. Tell your peach that is inviting you to a little party in your drawers. Tell the world!
Sometimes we decide "Let's do a children's story!" and just horrible things happen. But not this time! Well, there is the character who is happy that his blood came out. And the fudging of ghosts in the criminal nighttime. And we do talk about "Turtle Leopard Satan with a Dog Dick Shell." And farting into a kayak. Yeah. We probably shouldn't do too much children's theater. But we probably will.
Well, we've been through three years together. We've seen chamber mice, velamints, dagwood sandwiches, apples, and various able-bodied things. But now, it's time for year four. What will year four bring?? Will it bring delicious oven cakes, with the flavor of your baby's oven? Will it bring a mouth in the north and a mouth in the south as the yetis say? Apricots and leprechauts, which are Irish apricots? How about a cable car filled with chicken? Who knows? But we'll be there, finding all of wha...
Well, well, well. Look who finished year three and is beginning year four without a special "this is the start of a new year" episode because they forgot that they have to record stuff a week ahead of time and so that episode is NEXT week's episode. It's US. Three whole years of the silliest thing on the internet. Thanks for listening, thanks for the pouch full of Michelob lite. Thanks for checking all those birds out of that bird library. And especially thanks for that Mickey Mouse flavored cin...
MINISODE TIME: Yes, due to some summer scheduling, this episode is short, and as sweet as a Boston Creme Doughnut. Or a Detroit Creme Doughnut. Or how about Astronomer Fudge? You'll learn how easy it is to make doughnuts in your own kitchen with no ingredients, and without burning your funk hand. Enjoy!
It's summertime, and that means vacations with the family, Lucifer help you. What better time than now to discover all the roadside attractions, museums, amusement parks and such that you might want to visit. Plus, all those wonderful holidays that you might find on the calendar, like Hurt-Your-Gus Day or maybe Peninsula Denial Day. How about a nice coonskin casserole, or some sleep grease made by sliding a hammer down a flight of stairs? All this and so much less! Enjoy!
You know those great old cop shows where there's a murder, and also chaps made out of leprosy, dalmatian holes, and a beverage called "examinade"? Sure. Sure, you do. We all do, Don. Your name is Don now. And I've called you out on it. Enjoy the show! Or...well, it's audio. So...enjoy the tell?
It's Father's Day, just in time for a special holiday episode by two men who have/had marginal relationships with their fathers at best! YES. There are some commercials, some of which are for Hal Embry Ford, some of which involve 99.5% financing, which is not great. We'll also head out to the beach where a father and son try to heal their relationship while talking about how dirt is a part of everything. There is also the first charley horse in quite a little while, and it's a nice one. Just say...
