You know, it seems like such a no-brainer, to do a show where we go and speak with characters who do dangerous jobs. How were we supposed to know that we wouldn't, you know, DO that? The only way we could have known how little of the actual idea would come to fruition would have been to think for about 3 seconds about our history. And that, friends, is just too much to ask. So, if you want to hear about people named Paul being hypnotized by big, hairy Frank, or a submarine full of cow abbreviati...
Nov 09, 2017•40 min
Well, this one almost didn't happen, folks. We were going to have to skip a week due to some unavoidable missed recording sessions. But I just couldn't bring myself to skip one. So here it is, the episode you've all been waiting for, pulled together from the last shreds of our previously unpublished (I think) reserves. And as it turns out, it's a really fun one! It's got everything: a talking hammer that will give you advice, a little package for your donkey, and a product that will make you fee...
Nov 02, 2017•42 min
It's another Super Pee Pee Time Halloween spectacular! This time, it's a couple of trick-or-treater's from Mr. Waverley's class. They're not in the best trick-or-treating neighborhood, but they're not the best trick-or-treaters either. They'll visit Susie May Hagen and Sarge, Stephen and Mr. Welk, Reverend Ben and Donald, and the two-headed Barry White creature. They don't get much candy, but at least they get to talk about some horrible things for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! And stop by and...
Oct 26, 2017•50 min
What's that you say? You're in the mood for a touching tale of a teenaged girl and her champion horse, Champion? Brought to you by the Halloween Superstore? The kind of situation where your elf is full of rigmarole, and you get a busy signal when you call the All Righty Hotline? Is that what you are saying? Well, my imaginary friend, you are in luck. Because that's what we've got right here. So crack open a frosty root beer, or a root towel and get ready to go inside the world of gravy.
Oct 19, 2017•43 min
We were away for a couple of weeks, and so the last couple of episodes were from our secret stash. But this one? Fresh off the presses. And you know what? We may have been a way too long. Come on in! The legendary restauranteurs, Frank and Joe Gianetti are back with another soon-to-be-world-renowned restaurant creation: Canlis! It's got it all. Cheese that a race car driver can find, a hat made of crazy juice, re-follicled brain powder. Everything that you've come to expect from their restaurant...
Oct 12, 2017•44 min
It's another few clips from the vault. Never before heard, it's all stuff we had almost forgotten we recorded! But since Cade was out of town for a couple weeks, we unearthed them. And here they are: VLAD & VALERY: Our Russian radio hosts are back again to give some more great advice about home schooling your child, a velamint you can hide, a moose cannister, and a soaking wet shower (as opposed to the other kinds.) POETRY READING: Poems in the style of Keats, and picturing a Voovoo for the ...
Oct 05, 2017•42 min
Well, Cade's out of town. And you know what that means. No, no you don't. Why would you? What it means is, you are going to be treated to several bits that time forgot. Well, we forgot them anyway. Time probably never even knew about them. One is an awards show. It's the Oscars for a while, but then we kind of forget about that, and I believe it's the Reggies. It's got ineffective archer ghosts, wet and dry biology, and the award for Best Underwater for a Long Time Raccoon. Also, the worst voice...
Sep 28, 2017•41 min
Welcome back, friends, to another episode of Super Pee Pee Time. This week, Jeannie and Charlotte (aka The Craft Ladies) explore making your own makeup, wind chimes, and smells. There are leftover measles, an old monster reading a pork paper, an Enchilada Choir, tomboy juice, a chainlink god, and so much less. If you enjoyed this, please, lord, come to twitter and tell us what is wrong with you. We're so lonely without you.
Sep 21, 2017•45 min
We've got a couple of delights for you this week. There's music, there's the bait shop that Mama frequents, much to Beatrice's chagrin. There's a hobo-rejecting lemon shark. There's some Lobster Shoe Stew Casserole. A support sock made of corn. A bowl of raisins with the raisins on the side. A helicopter hospital. There's just a whole lot. And it's all for you. For free! Please enjoy the show, and do remember that our show is not to be undulated without purpose. So, you know, don't do that.
Sep 14, 2017•43 min
Ahoy, swabbies! Are you ready for a ride on a submarine? Are you ready for Grandma and Grandpa from last year's Thanksgiving episode? Are you ready for Cade to nearly choke to death from laughter? How about a funeral for a cough drop being held by an otter and a walrus? Or a hatful of chamber mice? A lion that's wrinkled from having been kept in a bag? Goalie juice? Are you ready for it? Can't really imagine anyone is ever truly ready for all of those things. But you're gonna get them. Right now...
Sep 07, 2017•43 min
Guys, we don't know if you remember way back to Episode 66 (66: The Lost Tragedy of King Madregon and the Irradiated Wonderpants) but there were two mystical imps in an enchanted forest, imparting strange knowledge which, like literally everything, is void where prohibited. You can't do it where you can't do it. Or something. And they're back! The imps. They have come through some sort of portal to tell a lady and an overly sensitive guy who is holding a radio, "Say Anything" style, over his hea...
Aug 31, 2017•44 min
Order in the courtroom! It's time for what was intended to be a sort of "12 Angry Men" kind of a deal, but kind of went another way. Longtime listeners of our show will be shocked by that fact, but hopefully you'll recover in time for this very fun episode. Everyone on the jury hates babies, one of them has a fighting maneuver he calls "underwear pie" which he learned from his gopher. But they can't agree on a verdict. And then...I mean...something happens. They end up in the forest with a son d...
Aug 24, 2017•45 min
Hey, you look like you could use a nice spa day. No? Well, how about a really weird spa day where you talk a lot about what kinds of careers you see for your butt, and you talk a lot about E.T. and what he did when the gay circus came to town? Sound better? Great! Come on in! If you enjoyed your time at our spa, why not leave us a lovely review over at iTunes? Or just tell a friend? Or just come see us on twitter and say hi. Regardless, just remember: fire is more afraid of you than you are of i...
Aug 17, 2017•44 min
Are you ready for a chillagriating, tortallious journey into the world of volumes of things? Tarleton and Wilter are, and they're not alone. Not only are Mama & Beatrice with them, but there's a horse named Trudy, and...you know...some other people of some kind. And they will be exploring the bottom halves of various dinosaurs, including some fossils that will make you forget about ice tea. If you're into that. So if you've ever wanted to know about dinosaurs, fossils, bulging out of things,...
Aug 10, 2017•44 min
Ho there, now. Just whoa down your horses and other whoa-able items and sundries. I honestly don't know why I whoa'd you. I apologize. Everyone deserves to continue through life, unwhoa'd by anyone. Not unlike this here text description, this episode kind of wanders off and doesn't really come back, exactly. We were going to do a Law & Order type thing, but at least one of us didn't seem to know what Law & Order goes like. So it was different. And it was brought to you by a slew of comme...
Aug 03, 2017•36 min
It's our first new-new episode of our 3rd year, and it's off to the frontier! Pioneers on their homestead, making horrible foods and polishing their ghost areas. We think you'll enjoy a nice bowl of uncle corn, and some Elmer pie. And just remember, ice skating is falling down, but on purpose! If you likey, why not subscribe? Do it now. There's no good reason not to. I mean, unless someone booby trapped your computer and you click the "subscribe" button in whatever program you use for podcasts, ...
Jul 27, 2017•41 min
So, you thought we'd celebrate our second anniversary with just one clip show? Have you met us? Anything that's with doing is worth doing for far too long. And so, here we are with the thrilling conclusion to our clip show to end all clip shows... We've got an adult wearing a bathing suit that's really for a child, an operating manual for an open faced tomato holder, Ebenezer Scrooge, and several truly spectacular charley horses. Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening!
Jul 20, 2017•43 min
Happy Anniversary to us! Yes, it's been TWO YEARS of this nonsense, and we decided to celebrate with some of our favorite clips. In a sane universe, this would be a "blooper reel." But of course we don't cut out the bloopers because we don't live in a sane universe. This week's episode is the early stuff, right from the very first episode. You'll hear all about a gangsta rap, the reason Uncle Sasquatch is named Uncle Sasquatch, a shame nozzle, and Captain Peanut Butter on the Lake of Cameras. An...
Jul 13, 2017•45 min
An outbreak of LooDoos disease is rampaging through a hospital. Only two doctors can stop it. And they feel like talking about other things, so, you know, get off their backs, OK? You'll hear all about poorly selling transformers, various symptoms, a legal-themed pizza parlor for children, a dagwood, a velamint, and so much more. And in this, the last episode of year two, we have a first: a guest star! Glory, Cade's daughter, graciously decided to come on the show as Matilda, the brave patient s...
Jul 06, 2017•41 min
How on earth is GeraldBurger going to get the right kind of ideas for their theme park: GeraldBurgerWorld? Let's go to the phones! You'll hear all the standard ideas, of course. Whispered recipes for ice cubes. The Moistened Milk Covered Cat Creature Parade. A button to press in case of oregano. But that's not all. There's more. I can't remember what more, but I know there's more, it's like 40 minutes of stuff. Enjoy! And if you DO enjoy, tell a friend, tell a stranger. Tell a tree that you thin...
Jun 29, 2017•43 min
Well, we're pretty sure that our fives of loyal fans noticed a few folks were missing from our EPISODE 100 extravaganza that was so extravaganzant, it lasted through EPISODE 101. And STILL we didn't get everybody in there. Two of the missing were: The Gianetti Brothers. The restauranteurs of the Super Pee Pee Time universe had been dealing with legal troubles, but that's all behind them, and they're ready to reveal their fanciest restaurant yet: Benu. They don't know how to pronounce it, and tha...
Jun 22, 2017•43 min
We're back for part two of the big 100 episodes extravaganza! We'll be talking with a few more of our favorite characters. We didn't get to everybody. The Gianetti brothers aren't in there, they'll have an episode next week. But we've got a bunch of our faves, including Jack and a sentient Shovel, especially for our superfan, Andy. This episode has it all. Nighttime bears. A waterslide made of living crabs. A honeydew sorcerer. An ungrateful evil shoeshark. You name it, really. And if you happen...
Jun 15, 2017•48 min
Well, well, well. Looks like we've all made it to EPISODE 100. And to commemorate it, we've done a couple episodes of interviews with some of our pals from throughout these past couple of years, to get their thoughts on a HUNDRED episodes. There is also possibly the most epic of all possible charley horses near the end. I mean, it was a god damned hundredth episode miracle, we have to tell you. And if you've ever happened to be curious (and somehow didn't figure it out) here's who is who: CADE: ...
Jun 08, 2017•45 min
You know, sometimes we create these elaborate outlines of what we're going to do. Sometimes we just wing it. But sometimes we put together a nice, simple, short outline. Easy to remember, no problems at all. And then we chuck them within minutes because, I mean, come on. We start off with what was to be a 50's-style Sci Fi movie. Wonderful. But then we made the fatal mistake of going to commercial...and we just kind of never came back. It's not even clear what the commercial was for. But it was ...
Jun 01, 2017•43 min
Mac on stay-cation means he doesn't want to get up early on Thursday. And what does that mean? EARLY EPISODE! First up, get ready for some QVC home shopping magnificence. We'll be showing you jewelry, housery, filthery, and milkery. A hand that is brought to life using voodoo, a little bony whistle flute, and a snowguck which ends up being just what it sounds like, basically. And then...it's a musical about a marathon. We didn't know we were going to do a musical. And we almost succeeded in not ...
May 25, 2017•43 min
Are you unready for episode 97? We thought you'd never not ask! First, it's a space launch. But it's one that requires Ted the Lifecoach AND Carol. So you know it's going well. So put Peachnuts on the phone, prepare your forward elbow, and give yourself a trophy for sliding on dry cereal. Let's go! And then, we go back in time to a couple of gents trying to get off of work early to get to their bowling tournament. So listen, enjoy, and invest in ravioli, or my swarm will activate. If you liked t...
May 18, 2017•45 min
This episode...we thought it was going to be about something. And it ended up mostly being about a lot of other things. And ultimately, it was about the Radishes for Joy, a box of warm handles, and a wedding that breaks out in your shorts. Or something else. We start with a couple of friends trying to decide what to watch on TV. They decide on a documentary...which is interrupted by many, many commercials. For a credit union that will loan you money to buy more money. For an energy drink that wi...
May 11, 2017•41 min
Episode 95, the one where even we weren't sure what it was. THE CITY OF THE FUTURE - where two robot tour guides show two humans (well, human-ish) around the city. You'll learn of a fraud protection horse, sinister milkmen, and using a mirror to look into your own shoeshining business, even if you could have just turned around and looked into it that way. MITANDO DONUT: Way back in episode something, there were some donut makers. And they're back now, making such donuts as "Food Donut" and "Pret...
May 04, 2017•41 min
Yes, folks, it's that time again. it's time to play SOUP IS CALLING! Or maybe it's WHO ISN'T AN UNCLE? or OLIVES ARE RAPED. The point is, it's time for a game show where you could win a free one minute's supply of lady-mouth freshener. You know how we play our game. An aardvark will carve a beautiful statue out of monkey's faces. After that, it's all pretty standard stuff. Also, Cade has a MASSIVE charley horse the likes of which we haven't seen in months and months. Wonderful. Just wonderful. S...
Apr 27, 2017•42 min
The game is afoot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson return (back from EPISODE 36, check it out...) with another chance for Sherlock to get his juicy thinking juices going! This mystery has it all: an evil cult, asteroid milk, an axe with situation juice on it, underwater mud. All of it. So put on your weird hat with two fronts like Sherlock used to wear, order a big plate of Sock in a Hole, and let's all try to get sloppy with each other...but let's fail! And if you liked this, why not subscribe? ...
Apr 20, 2017•42 min
