60: Rats Are Just Wet Hairy Frogs, But First The News

This episode is full of things that it is full of. That's how you know it exists. Oh, we're sorry -- did we blow your mind? No? Hello? Wait, come back... THE NIGHTLY NEWS: A sports player feeling himself in American waters? A jury deciding what milk should be excited about? A concert with Dan Dimwit and his Horny Mule? Turn your backgammon sets on low and listen to the news. INVENTORS SYMPOSIUM: And then, it's the world of science, invention, and bologna-ists. Remote controls for your lunch, a dirty pouch of liniment, and underwater zebras. These are just some of the things...invented? And by whom? Well, Jeannie and Charlotte -- the craft ladies! And the Toy Inventors from episode 1! And Stephen & Mr. Welk! Get ready for that thing to happen where your eyes get really wet, I forget what it's called. And if you liked that, you'll love coming onto twitter and telling us how much you liked that. And/or going to iTunes and giving us a review, which REALLY helps us, and which also really makes us want to barf when we ask you to do that. Enjoy the barf!