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Story Pirates

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The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/
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Episodes

The Historic Time Traveling of the Snake Trying to Find Peter in the 90’s (Not the Story Pirate, the Frog)

This bonus episode kicks off with a new Story Pirates Creator Club story, a collaborative tale about a snake who time-travels to the 1990s to save his beloved pet frog, Peter, leading to nostalgic 90s references and paradoxical consequences. Later, Lee and Peter dive into their 'Story Love' segment, discussing three wonderfully imaginative submissions from young writers: 'The Slow Sloth,' 'Anchovy the Flying Burger,' and 'The Clock That Can Talk.' The episode celebrates children's creativity while exploring themes of time, memory, and the absurd.

May 21, 202626 minSeason 8Ep. 38

Waffles/Belinda the Bobble

Lee explores an alternate reality where the Story Pirates never existed. Featuring two new stories: “Waffles”, a story about a girl with a mysterious vendetta against everyone’s favorite breakfast food, written by Sophia, an 8 year old from New York, and “Belinda the Bobble”, a story about a ponytail holder that defuses an ancient feud, written by a 9 year old from the UK named Imani. We’ve teamed up with Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning for a special story contest to celebrate their ne...

May 14, 202654 minSeason 8Ep. 36

Hair Hospital/The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct (feat. Hari Kondabolu)

The Story Pirates visit a roadside cherry stand with a strange proprietor (Hari Kondabolu). Featuring two new stories: “Hair Hospital”, a song about a place where you can receive both health care and hair care, written by two friends from California named Aviva and June, and “The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct”, a story about a bunch of scientists who don’t know their facts and end up in a pit full of spicy stuff as a result, written by an 11 year old from Germany named Fritz. The Story ...

May 07, 202645 minSeason 8Ep. 35

Deep Cuts #12: Space Stories

Welcome back to Deep Cuts, a celebration of our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives. This week we have three stories about space, including "The Squirrel Astronaut”, “Space Llama” and “Anti-Body Man”.

Apr 30, 202629 minSeason 8Ep. 34

The Attack of the Dino Nuggets/The Case of the Missing Art

Rolo and Baby With a Mustache make funny bumper stickers. Featuring two new stories: “The Attack of the Dino Nuggets”, a story about a magic juice box that causes everyone’s favorite lunch food to grow huge, written by Zach, a 12 year old from Colorado, and “The Case of the Missing Art”, a story a museum heist with a twist that you have to hear to believe, written by an 8 year old from Washington, D.C. named Nigel. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of...

Apr 23, 202652 minSeason 8Ep. 32

Fashion Snail/My Impossible Vest (feat. Elyse Myers)

Meghan and Rolo meet a theater maker (Elyse Myers) who changed the world. Featuring two new stories: “Fashion Snail”, a song about the world’s newest and slowest fashion model, written by Robin, a 9 year old from New Zealand, and “My Impossible Vest”, a story about a talking vest who is just trying to make it to the altar on time, written by an 8 year old from North Carolina named Margot. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love. Grownups, toda...

Apr 16, 202647 minSeason 8Ep. 31

DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2026

DJ Squirm-a-Lot, the world’s greatest DJ who also happens to be a worm, reveals his plan for the greatest party of all time while sharing a slammin’ mixtape for your Spring Break. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 06, 202646 minSeason 8Ep. 30

The Kid That Has a Bad Name/CatsNews

Meghan learns to drive. Featuring two new stories: “The Kid That Has a Bad Name,” a story about what life is like when your name is ‘Do You Like Hotdogs?’, written by Emet, a 9 year old from California, and “CatsNews”, a peek behind the scenes of the #1 source for up to the minute news about cats, written by a 6 year old from Massachusetts named Autumn. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love. Check out a longer, more awesome version of Story ...

Apr 02, 202649 minSeason 8Ep. 29

Super Ant

Today’s brand new story is about a superhero who just might be up to no good. Written by a 8 year old from Tennessee named Nathan. Watch a longer, more awesome version of Story Love on YouTube Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-love See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Mar 26, 202623 minSeason 8Ep. 28

Self Driving Cars/The Birth of Soup

Siegfried becomes the King of the micro-nation of Svensensfjord. Featuring two new stories: “Self Driving Cars”, a story about what happens when technology goes awry, written by Grey, a 10 year old from Colorado, and “The Birth of Soup”, a story about the brave pioneers who first created hot, spilly liquid, written by an 8 year old from Illinois named Josie. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love. Check out a longer, more awesome version of S...

Mar 19, 202649 minSeason 8Ep. 26

The Library Adventure

Today’s brand new story is about becoming immersed in books. Literally. Written by a 6 year old from Maine named Annika. Watch a longer, more awesome version of Story Love on YouTube Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-love See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Mar 12, 202623 minSeason 8Ep. 25

The Popular Girl Who Was Actually a Tortoise/The Cat That Had a Trumpet

Nimene tries to fix everyone’s car sickness with a new invention. Featuring two new stories: “The Popular Girl Who Was Actually a Tortoise”, a story about tortoise who learns that life isn’t always easier when a tortoise witch turns you into a human popular girl, written by Jake, a 12 year old from Michigan, and “The Cat That Had a Trumpet”, a story about a cat who must choose between friendship and jazz-related fame, written by a 9 year old from Indiana named Preston. Peter and Lee also read mo...

Mar 05, 202651 minSeason 8Ep. 23

Pockets/The Evil Calendar

Meghan and Rachel compete to be Peter’s plus one for a movie premiere. Featuring two new stories: “Pockets”, a story about the #1 invention to help you not hold stuff, written by Scarlett, a 12 year old from Wisconsin, and “The Evil Calendar”, a story about the chaos that ensues when scheduling goes maliciously awry, written by a 6 year old from the UK named Aidan. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love. Check out a longer, more awesome versi...

Feb 26, 202651 minSeason 8Ep. 22

The Great Californian Adventure That Could Have Been So Much Better Than It Was

Today’s episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is coming up on Friday, April 17th @ 7pm ET Grownups, your kids can join Peter and Lee to make a new story in a virtual Create a Story session and hear it come to life on the podcast! Create a Story Zooms happen four times per year for our Premium Creator Club members. To join us, sign up for a Premium membership at storypirates.com/creatorclub...

Feb 19, 202625 minSeason 8Ep. 21

Alfred and the Broken Cup/Princess Lemon and the Tennis Tournament (feat. Kate Micucci)

Baby With a Moustache runs into her estranged sister, Toddler With a Goatee (Kate Micucci). Featuring two new stories: “Alfred and the Broken Cup”, a story about a man who goes to great lengths to fix a leak, written by a 2nd grader from New York named Alfred, and “Princess Lemon and the Tennis Tournament”, a story about enterprising young Princess who uses her tennis excellence to make a sour process awfully sweet, written by an 8 year old from Arizona named Norah. Peter and Lee also read more ...

Feb 12, 202648 minSeason 8Ep. 19

The Grouchy Friends/The Girl Who Never Fell Asleep (feat. Jeff Hiller and Hannah Solow)

This episode follows Peter's surprising adventure at Lucky's, a gigantic gas station, where he befriends Evil Robot Peter before a water slide resets his new pal. It features two main kid stories: “The Grouchy Friends” and “The Girl Who Never Fell Asleep,” along with a "Story Love" segment celebrating more creative tales from young authors. The episode explores themes of unexpected connections and the power of imagination.

Feb 05, 202647 minSeason 8Ep. 18

Farmageddon

Today’s brand new story is about a kid who is stuck inside of a movie and has to find a way out. Written by a 10 year old from Texas named Logan. Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-love See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 29, 202622 minSeason 8Ep. 17

Penny the Multi-Talented Girl/Husbordes (feat. Glo Tavarez)

Nimene and Lee discover a curious house and its even more curious proprietor (Glo Tavarez). Featuring two new stories: “Penny the Multi-Talented Girl”, about a girl who does everything well and her search for a true friend, written by Mia, a 9 year old from the UK, and “Husbordes”, a story about a mad scientist who manages to combine hoverboards and husbands, written by a 14 year old from Texas named Olivia. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story ...

Jan 22, 202651 minSeason 8Ep. 15

The Birthday Fiasco/The Backwards Hat

Lord Eric Half-Elven, champion of the weak and all around cool dude, rallies his compatriots to slay the Great Serpent. Featuring two new stories: “The Birthday Fiasco”, about a string of birthday gift robberies that can only be foiled by the Animal Buddies, written by Carmella, age 7 in Canada, and “The Backwards Hat”, a story about what happens when a magic top hat turns everything topsy-turvy, written by Milo, age 10 in California. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the l...

Jan 15, 202652 minSeason 8Ep. 14

The Mosquito Chef/Suing Dinos

Rachel and Siegfried unknowingly compete with each other's chair-building startups. Featuring two new stories: “The Mosquito Chef”, about a mosquito who can’t stop eating other bugs, written by Shalva, age 9, Adiv, age 7, and Elena, age 9, from Illinois, and “Suing Dinos”, a story about a dinosaur dentist who is accused of malpractice, written by siblings Olaniyi, age 10, and Olaiya, age 4, from New York. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Lov...

Jan 08, 202651 minSeason 8Ep. 13

Buried Treasure: The Boy Who Mailed Himself to Australia/The Story of the Plumber’s Hideous Yodels (S4E12)

This episode from the Story Pirates archives revisits a unique installment where the podcast mysteriously transforms into The Johnny Blobfish Show. Listeners enjoy two kid-written stories: one about a boy who mails himself to Australia and another about a plumber whose hideous yodels come to life. The meta-narrative deepens as the cast realizes they are trapped in a shared dream created by the insecure Johnny Blobfish, culminating in their acceptance of him and a final, quirky twist.

Jan 01, 202639 minSeason 8Ep. 12

Introducing: Smash Boom Best!

We're taking a rest for the holiday break, but in the meantime we wanted to share one of our favorite shows: Smash Boom Best! Smash Boom Best is a funny, smart debate show for kids and families from the Brains On Universe. Every episode takes two cool things, smashes them together and lets you decide which is best. In today's debate is a fun-filled face-off between two timeless playground favorites. It’s Tag vs. Hide and Seek! Story Pirate, improviser and motion capture actor Nick Kanellis will ...

Dec 25, 202539 minSeason 8Ep. 10

The Ancient History of Mr. Lollypants and His 27 Tears

Today’s episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is coming up on Friday, January 23rd @ 7pm ET Grownups, your kids can join Peter and Lee to make a new story in a virtual Create a Story session and hear it come to life on the podcast! Create a Story Zooms happen four times per year for our Premium Creator Club members. To join us, sign up for a Premium membership at storypirates.com/creatorcl...

Dec 18, 202527 minSeason 8Ep. 8

The Horrible Pizza/Demons

The Story Pirates celebrate National Referee Day by surprising Smitty with a series of peculiar competitions for him to officiate. The episode features two full kid-written stories: "The Horrible Pizza," chronicling a mythic pizza shop's origins, and "Demons," a cautionary tale about family vacations. Additionally, the "Story Love" segment presents three more imaginative stories by young authors, showcasing creative writing and unique narrative devices.

Dec 11, 202550 minSeason 8Ep. 6

Bob’s Impossible Pants/The Weird Inventor (feat. Matt Oberg)

The crew discovers a world traveler (Matt Oberg) who believes it’s still the year 1999. Featuring two new stories: “Bob’s Impossible Pants”, a song about a cursed pair of pants with significant upside, written by Iris, a 9 year old from Massachusetts, and “The Weird Inventor”, a story about a creative builder who has trouble getting others to see his vision, written by an 11 year old from Texas named William. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story...

Dec 04, 202547 minSeason 8Ep. 5

DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2025

Just in time for your holiday travel, DJ Squirm-a-Lot has a brand new mixtape! This year, he’s flying the friendly skies for a Thanksgiving on the beach. Help us finish our season and get a personal video from DJ Squirm-a-Lot for a limited time only at storypirates.com/support Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, ...

Nov 25, 202545 minSeason 8Ep. 4

Clem and Gemp’s Camp/Super Banana Man

Rachel and Nimene face their fears while playing haunted mini-golf. Featuring two new stories: “Clem and Gemp’s Camp”, a story about two outdoor enthusiasts who anger the camping gods, written by Parker, a 7 year old from Arizona, and “Super Banana Man”, about a negligent scientist who leaves his grow ray accessible to a plucky banana, written by a 13 year old from Illinois named Lia. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love. Help us finish our...

Nov 20, 202548 minSeason 8Ep. 3

Alligator Droppings/Bees in the Ballot Box

The Story Pirates begin their roadtrip to StoryTellerCon. Featuring two new stories: ‘Alligator Droppings’, a story about a very fancy breakfast. dish that isn’t what it sounds like (or is it?), written by Jocelyn, a 10 year old from Canada, and ‘Bees in the Ballot Box’, a story about the importance of voting even when there are bunch of bees around, written by a 9 year old from Virginia named Trevor. Peter and Lee also sit down with Nimene to read more stories written by kids in the latest inst...

Nov 13, 202550 minSeason 8Ep. 2

The Bed/Do Not Disturb (feat. Alison Pill)

Welcome back to season 8 of the Story Pirates Podcast! In this first episode, the Story Pirates receive an intriguing invitation and meet a new adversary. Featuring two new stories: ‘The Bed’, a song about an exhausted doctor just looking for somewhere to nap, written by Bentley, a 9 year old from New York, and ‘Do Not Disturb’, a story about one girl’s unending quest to keep her family out of her bedroom, written by a 9 year old from Virginia named Mallory. We also debut our new segment ‘Story ...

Nov 06, 202547 minSeason 8Ep. 1

Season 8 Trailer

The Story Pirates Podcast, known for adapting real kids' stories into comedy and music, announces its 8th season starting November 6th. This season promises imaginative adventures, quirky characters, and a new challenge from the "evil robot story pirates." It's an entertaining listen designed for kids and families, with humor that adults will also appreciate.

Oct 30, 20255 min
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