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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studioswww.instagram.com
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Episodes

199: Nut November w/ Angela White

Support the pod AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by adult performer Angela White to riff on why libraries are so hot, what happens when you cum too quick in the blowbang, and how Angela has a plan to make you fail No Nut November. They also help a listener exploring cuckoldry and debate the age old question: Whose cum is it really? Find mo...

Nov 09, 20221 hr 11 minEp. 199

P*ss, P*ss, Pass

The boys riff on how Trev almost pulled a Michael in a deli, why getting dressed after sex is the right choice, and how paper bag fuckin' is WILD. They also hear from a listener whose girlfriend has a super special talent. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get exclusive BTS bonus content, access to the stiff socks discord, and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 07, 202210 min

198: One Tit at a Time

Support the pod AND get an ad-free extra wild extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks They boys riff on Trev’s changing nipple color, Megan Fox’s extremely hot halloween costume, and doing good deeds to get hoes. They also hear from a listener that had a bad anniversary and pick which ancient erotic art they could use to get a nut out. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $2...

Nov 02, 20221 hr 7 minEp. 198

197: Halloween Wh*re Nights

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks It’s spooky season, so the boys are here to riff on the sexiest halloween costumes, Trevor’s bad taste in candy, and why Michael not be the only person on Earth that’s attracted to zombies. They also hear from a listener that works at a haunted house and learn how to jerk off with just your imagination. Thanks ...

Oct 26, 20221 hr 31 minEp. 197

196: RumpelForeskin

Support the pod AND get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on the weirdest things they've ever put their dicks in, the difficulties of watching porn with your girlfriend, and then react to Cherdley's recent boxing match. They also get into another Michael Flight Fight and hear from a listener that did some risky vacation banging. Thanks to Liquid IV for s...

Oct 19, 20221 hr 24 minEp. 196

Trev & Michael Get Their Tarot Cards Read

To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of Patreon, the boys invited a psychic in studio to give a tarot card reading. The results were... chaotic. Is someone trying to fight Michael? Is someone else trying to bang Trevor? Let’s see what the future holds. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 18, 202210 min

195: Shaking Ass Sober Ft. Tana Mongeau

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the legend Tana Mongeau to talk about how Trev met Tana on the worst night of her life, why women love fall so much, and why Stiff Socks should be the new creative directors for Tana’s Onlyfans. They also hear from a listener with a staircase fetish and try to figure out why Michael’s so ...

Oct 12, 20221 hr 13 minEp. 195

Meat Night

The boys discover a new genre of porn, wonder what it was like to fuck a flapper in the 1920s, and learn about the great dildo lawsuits of the 17th century. They also plan a nice relaxing evening for Trevor and hear from a listener that turned into an accidental bull. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks...

Oct 10, 20228 min

194: Post Cuck Regret

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys discover the Wim Hof Method of jerking off, determine that getting road head might actually be the safest way to drive, and try to figure out why Fleshlight wants you to bang your Jeep Wrangler. They also hear from a listener about having sex with clothes on and demonstrate once and for all the correct...

Oct 05, 20221 hr 19 minEp. 194

Pegged By the Polar Express

The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time. Support the pod and hear full episode, PLUS get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday instant access to 150+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog Stiff Socks discord and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/st...

Oct 03, 202211 min

193: We Interviewed Trevor's Dad!

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Trevor’s dad to riff on his unconventional “birds and the bees” talk, going with the homies to a porn theater, and the lengths you used to have to go through to find some tits. They also talk about what Trev was like as a kid and when he knew Trevor would make it in comedy. Thanks to FUM ...

Sep 28, 20221 hr 17 minEp. 193

192: GothTHICC

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on how Trev dipped his toes into some goth porn, Michael flipped the script on POV porn, and how parents always knew what “how long will you be gone?” meant. Plus Michael designed a goon cave and Adam Levine might lose his adderal brand deal. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get ...

Sep 21, 20221 hr 5 minEp. 192

We Bought Tommy Lee's Onlyfans

The boys hatch a plan to get milked in Kuwait, hear from a listener about an edging incident, and subscribe to Tommy Lee's Onlyfans to see what all the fuss is about. Hear the full episode, support the pod, and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday (+ instant access to over 150 bonus eps) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks...

Sep 20, 202210 min

191: She-Hulk Got Cakes

Get an exclusive episode every Friday and instant access to 150+ ad-free bonus eps from the back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on an insane Megan Thee Stallion cameo in She-Hulk, get an update on how Michael bangs too loud, and wonder if xanned out dogs can rap. They also hear from a listener about clapping cheeks in a bounce house and try to quiz Trevor on some classic movies. Tha...

Sep 14, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 191

190: Horny For Hiking

Support the pod, get an exclusive episode every Friday, and much more at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Michael’s hiking trip to Seattle, talking dirty with your neighbors, and getting milked at the lactation station. They also hear from a listener that had a run-in with a stuck vibrator and weigh in on the controversial reddit post about regrettable sex playlists. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring thi...

Sep 07, 20221 hr 19 minEp. 190

Michael F*cks Too Loud?

Hear the full episode, support the podcast, and get a brand new exclusive episode every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Vegas buffets, the problem with Blau's new apartment, and how you can always spot a rescue dog. They also have some advice for a listener with a haircut problem.

Sep 04, 202211 min

189: The Jack Shack ft. Lena the Plug & Adam22

Support the boys AND get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by the Lena the Plug & Adam22 to riff on riff on why colonoscopy cameras are the next evolution of P.O.V. videos, the challenges of designing a podcast set that’s also good for porn, and why banging in an Easter Bunny outfit is better than you’d think. Check out Plug Talk at https://www.onlyplugtalk.com , Touchy Subject at https://www.touchysubjectpodcast.com , and...

Aug 31, 20221 hr 23 minEp. 189

Horny For Plants

The boys riff on a lady that married a train station, discover that Michael might have money in his walls, and scientifically determine if Trevor would actually have a rack. They also hear from a listener about a pregnancy scare and find out how to get sucked off by a Tesla. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks...

Aug 29, 202210 min

188: Don't Judge a Book by Its Cooter

The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made a big change after the pandemic and try to figure out who the GOAT of getting laid is. Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers and mor...

Aug 24, 20221 hr 17 minEp. 188

Jerked Off in a Jiffy Lube

The boys learn some basic sex ed, discover the world’s largest didldo, and riff on mediocre nuts. They also wonder if electricity is bad and hear from a listener that fucked up some dirty talk. Support the pod, hear the rest of the episode, and get a new bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks...

Aug 22, 202210 min

187: Getting a Nut Off w/ Whitney Cummings

The boys are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to talk about the childhood trauma that makes you funnier, modern masculinity, and why incest smells so bad. They also help a listener break some bad news to his brother and learn why Whitney is saving drugs for the nursing home. Get a bonus episode every Friday and instant access to the bonus episode back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with a free trial of Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Th...

Aug 17, 20221 hr 39 minEp. 187

186: Bobbin for Assholes (Theo Von Drops In!)

The boys riff on athletes showing dong on live TV, eating cooter standing up, and jerkin off in hospital parking lots. Plus Theo Von drops in at the end of the episode (53:45) to riff on Monty Lopez boxing Yung Gravy, vaping on planes, and why it’s easy to wish for sex in Louisiana. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks t...

Aug 10, 202259 minEp. 186

Rest in Penis

The boys riff on step twins, how hangovers can ruin everything, and the economics of feet pics. They also discuss jerkin’ and driving and come up with a wild idea for 10k patrons. Support the boys, hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Aug 08, 202211 min

185: The Boys Enter the Head-o-verse

The boys try VR porn and reminisce on how much harder they had it as young lads. Plus Trev had a wild weekend in Hawaii and Michael be cummin’ in abandoned apartments. They also hear from a listener who jerks off on cruise control and try to figure out what John Mayer’s body count is. Get your Stiff Socks merch while you still can at https://www.stiffsocksmerch.com . Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcas...

Aug 03, 20221 hr 12 minEp. 185

Cock Collar

The boys riff on making Howcast videos in 2022, wonder how Tom Hanks jerked off on that island, and learn about a couple of twins that married a couple of twins. They also hear from a listener about fingering a girl so good she passes out and decide that shut up is one of the best insults. Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to 145+ back catalog bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.ap...

Aug 02, 202211 min

184: My Grandma is a Swinger?!

The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a scam. They also hear from a listener that did some digging up the family tree. Merch drop August 1st! Check @stiffsockspod on Instagram for sneak peeks and get access to the store a day early at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on...

Jul 27, 20221 hr 9 minEp. 184

Capri-Cum

The boys buy a sex doll’s only fans account, wonder if Presidents are still sneaking hoes into the Oval Office, and reminisce on mid-pandemic jerk off sessions. They also hear from a listener about sending a cuck on errands and figure out the real reason Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks...

Jul 25, 20229 min

183: Dippin' Dot Thots

The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free ...

Jul 20, 20221 hr 24 minEp. 183

182: Tele-CUM-nesis

The boys riff on hands free handjobs, what to do if you only have 6 months to live, and how people be getting laid off the most random talents. They also figure out that reiki massage is a hoax and hear about how Michael had a really good cry. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to H...

Jul 13, 20221 hr 7 minEp. 182

181: Addison Rae's Dad is For THE STREETS

The boys riff on turning saggy balls into a whole brand, getting residual cooter, and how Addison Rae’s dad got caught cheating in these streets. They also play the noise cancelling headphone game, debate the Mt. Rushmore of pornstars, and hear from a listener about the politest form of pimping. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your fir...

Jul 06, 20221 hr 18 minEp. 181
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