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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studioswww.instagram.com
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Episodes

Hall Pass Hail Mary

The boys riff on how magicians get no pussy, a wild shot at a hall pass hook up, and a DM from an NFL punter. Plus joining NASA for the hoes and a story from a listener about giving that Gluck Gluck on the phone. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks...

Jul 05, 20229 min

180: Trevor Cums WHERE???

The boys riff on Trev’s insane JO habits, debate what the horniest colleges in America are, and argue about whether 69’ing is actually trash. Plus a listener writes in about a new kink that’s sending a ton of people to the hospital. Get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to Manscaped for s...

Jun 29, 20221 hr 19 minEp. 180

Trev's Suburban Adventures

The boys riff on Trev's weekend as an extremely suburban puzzle guy, how Michael is a Whore Teacher, and why it's so weird to ask people how much money they make. They also help a listener decide if he should bang the homie's mom and get an update on the PlayStation 3Some. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks...

Jun 28, 202210 min

179: Masturbation Manifesting W/ Annie Lederman (Trash Tuesday)

The boys are joined by comic Annie Lederman to riff about killing your dad on ayahausca, why you should never give your feet away for free, and manifesting success through the power of masturbation. You can find Annie @annielederman and her podcast Trash Tuesday at https://www.annielederman.com Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to 140+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and ...

Jun 22, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 179

The Hooters Supply Chain

The boys riff on the meanest thing someone could say to them, learn how pigeons bang, and decide that leap years are stupid. They also hear from a listener that got cheated on in an unexpected way. Hear the full episode AND get an exclusive episode every Friday (+ instant access to 140 bonus episodes) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 20, 20229 min

178: I'd Still Date Amber Heard

The boys riff on dating Amber Heard, the best out of pocket roleplay ideas, and getting hammered at a bachelor party while listening to 90's R&B. They also hear from a listener in a sticky situation and try to figure out why Mr. Beast is the best at Youtube. Watch the Yaris get blown up AND get an exclusive episode every Friday AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free ship...

Jun 15, 20221 hr 28 minEp. 178

Piped Out by Gallagher

The boys riff on doing ayahausca, taking zoom calls at the zen retreat, and how saltwater is real bad for phones. They also realize that stand-up comedy was WILD in the 80's and hear from a listener that had an unfortunate catfishing incident. Hear the full episode AND watch the boys literally blow up the Yaris (video out now!) for $5/month on Patreon. You also get instant access to 140 eps in the Patreon back catalog + the stiff socks discord and more. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...

Jun 13, 202212 min

177: Sex Robots are HERE!

The boys check out the wild world of AI sex robots, debate whether or not you should pay for Ubers for someone you're hooking up with, and hear from a listener that had a wild tale of revenge banging. They also decide that celery is trash and decide which jobs are red flags in a relationship. Watch us blow up the Yaris AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month ...

Jun 08, 20221 hr 7 minEp. 177

Top Cum

The boys riff on the stupid shit that makes you very mad, the kid that did the worm at every bar mitzvah, and hear from a listener that's been getting topped off by t-ball moms. Plus a bunch more of your questions and suggestions. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog AND be one of the first to see the Blow Up the Yaris documentary premiering this Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...

Jun 07, 202211 min

176: The Cum Quick Challenge

The boys riff on Trevor's cum quick challenge, how Michael lost his booty virginity, and how Trev has a devoted following on WikiFeet. They also help a listener navigate a new relationship and try to figure out why friends can't help eachother bang. Get 4 bonus eps a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and be one of the first to see the premiere of the Blow Up the Yaris doc June 10th at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your fir...

Jun 01, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 176

The Power Dynamics of Pegging

The boys went live and riffed on your questions, including their favorite moments from the tour and going to the strip club with your boss. PLUS a sneak peak at some of the footage from blowing up the Yaris. Hear the full episode, tune in to future livestreamed episodes, and get instant access to the whole Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 31, 202211 min

175: Double Mommy Action ft. Cherie Deville

The boys are joined by adult star Cherie Deville to riff on why it's so important to fluff a guy's brain, the best porn parodies she's ever been a part of, and why some studios fly in a stunt nutter. They also help a listener that got some bad news from his girlfriend and learn about Cherie's No Vagina List. Follow Cherie on instagram @cheriedevillexo Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for spo...

May 25, 20221 hr 14 minEp. 175

174: Mama GOT cum cum

The boys riff on Michael pulling the reverse gogurt, decide chick-fil-a is going through its Bieber phase, and learn about how much money Bhad Bhabie made on Onlyfans. They also riff on surprise threesomes and hear from a listener that is extremely Italian when they orgasm. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to over 130 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. Head to htt...

May 18, 20221 hr 12 minEp. 174

Restless Clit Syndrome

The boys talk about the POTUS Pipe Down, getting jellyfished, and dueling in international waters. They also discover the hottest world leaders and hear from a listener about hands-free bluetooth orgasms. Hear the full episode while supporting the pod AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 17, 202211 min

seX-Games ft. Lisa Ann (Live Bonus Episode @ Netflix is a Joke Festival)

The boys went live as part of the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles with special guest Lisa Ann. They riff on the logistics of planning a gangbang, rate the audience on their stroke game, and Lisa finally teaches Trev how to finger. Support the pod and get 4 bonus eps every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 16, 20221 hr 13 min

173: Casting Couch Chronicles ft. Lisa Ann

Well, it happened... the G.O.A.T. adult star Lisa Ann joined the boys in studio to talk about the evolution of adult content, how Lisa helped make Johnny Sins a superstar, and why European porn is better than American. They also learn Lisa's tricks to stop cumming so fast and how to psyche yourself up when you need to bang a 4. SCIENCE. BONUS live episode with Lisa Ann from the Netflix is a Joke festival dropping on Sunday! Find Lisa's podcasts, books, and more at https://thereallisaann.com and ...

May 11, 202259 minEp. 173

Suck n' Tuck

The boys react to the most cringe tiktok podcast, learn about how Michael got mistaken for an uber driver, and worry about getting your gotdamn dick bit off. Hear the full episode AND support the podcast while getting 4 ad-free bonus episodes a month, instant access to the full Patreon back catalog and more for $5 on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 09, 202211 min

172: Spotify Has P*rn??

The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some threesome etiquette. Plus we get the podcast premiere of Michael's mama. Not that mama... the other mama. Stiff Socks is LIVE in Los Angeles this Saturday May 7th with special guest Lisa Ann. Get your tickets before they sell out. Support the pod AND get 4 bonus eps a month + the whole patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/s...

May 04, 20221 hr 11 minEp. 172

171: GIRLS GONE THIGH'LD

The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Michael getting fingered by a doctor and help a listener dealing with an excessive amount of ass eating. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and see Gabe's new tattoo at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code ...

Apr 27, 20221 hr 4 minEp. 171

Gabe Gets a Yaris Tattoo

Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Gabe reveals his tattoo and the boys riff on trickle down cooteromics, porn ads for women, and ladies getting flown out with frequent flyer miles. Trev had a chaotic day at the airport and Michael did the ol' pearl necklace. Plus they help a listener figure out if they made a woman cum or not. SCIENCE....

Apr 25, 202213 min

170: Hoechella at Coachella

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law. Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged on the car when we send it to the stratosphere. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke come...

Apr 20, 20221 hr 9 minEp. 170

169: Craigslist Cooter

The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a. Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles May 7th: https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/show/stiff-socks-podcast Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this...

Apr 13, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 169

Hams Over Miami

The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club. They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether or not they would be able to give birth. Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 11, 202211 min

168: The Top 10 Sexiest Jobs

The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Tha...

Apr 06, 20221 hr 14 minEp. 168

Flip That Flounder

The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step dad. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 04, 202212 min

167: Jake Paul VS. Will Smith

The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy. Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday (+ instant access to the Patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off PLUS two free...

Mar 30, 20221 hr 16 minEp. 167

166: Bobby Lee's El Camino C*ck

The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy. Follow Bobby Lee (and listen to Tigerbelly & Bad Friends) at @bobbyleelive on all platforms. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/st...

Mar 23, 20221 hr 40 minEp. 166

Oh No, Step Bro... I'm Your Wife

The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off room. They also invent drone porn and hear from a listener that missed some cues at Trevor's show.

Mar 21, 202211 min

165: Apple's New Emojis are HORNY

The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps every month (plus instant access to the patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day FREE trial at https://www.shipsta...

Mar 16, 20221 hr 9 minEp. 165

Papa Nut

The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time travel, jerking off on family vacations, and how they would get elected President. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 14, 202212 min
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