Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine. Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this ep...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 164
The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off bras. They also hear from a listener who's extremely good at etch-a-sketch and decide that having a journal was a good way to get bullied. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. https://www.a...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 163
Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2 podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau used to be even more buff???, and how Akaash is finally stepping in to his own as a comedian. They also hear from a listener with a bit of a kitchen fetish and learn that Michael's not the only one with a foot fetish. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/...
Mar 01, 2022•10 min
The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figure out what a muse is and why Julia Fox is one. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. get 10% off your purchase of $200 or more at https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episo...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 162
The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a listener about bangin' in a playhouse and learn about Build-A-Bear After Dark. Support the boys and hear the full episode, plus a bonus episode every Friday, for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Feb 21, 2022•9 min
The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into. Support the podcast, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.blueche...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 161
The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB, how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more. You can support the boys, hear the full episode, and get 4 bonus episodes every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Feb 15, 2022•13 min
The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn. Support the pod and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Free US shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks t...
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 160
The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Feb 07, 2022•12 min
The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish. Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus episodes a month and 120 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsock...
Feb 02, 2022•59 min•Ep. 159
The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's mermaid fantasies, and hear about the time she kicked a guy as hard as she could in the balls to help him get hard. Oh also Mia gets Blau to RATE HER FEET. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get f...
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 158
The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites in the world. They also determine the loneliest meal and help a listener figure out how to please his girls very specific kink. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Jan 24, 2022•12 min
The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover the world's largest vagina and hear from a listener that had a bad run-in with Facebook Live. Get 4 extra eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to...
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 157
The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter. Get 4 bonus eps a month and access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www...
Jan 12, 2022•56 min•Ep. 156
The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Jan 11, 2022•11 min
The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer. Support the pod, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and unlock access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/soc...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 155
The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years ago.
Jan 03, 2022•11 min
The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also get an update on the legendary cum closet and hear from a listener about some painful dorm room sex. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 meals free at https://www.helllofresh.com/stiffsocks16 w...
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 154
The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just modern day beanie babies. Support the pod and hear the full episode + get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 27, 2021•9 min
The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for spo...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 153
The boys riff on how scary Amazon is, wonder if Warren Buffet is a hoax, and debate which sandwich is the most bangable. They also discuss the work n' jerk and hear about Michael's recent experience at an El Pollo Loco. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 20, 2021•12 min
The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook messages, cuddle boning, and Michael's two-toned cockinas. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Quip for sponsoring this episode. Get your first refill free at https://www.getquip.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Lucy for sp...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 152
The boys riff on cat milking, artificial insemination, and Gabe's 10 year high school reunion. They also hear from a listener about her and her boyfriends new fetish and wonder if The Rock would win a presidential election. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 13, 2021•12 min
The boys are joined by podcaster, youtuber, all-around buff guy Bradley Martyn for a wild ride of a conversation about starting an Onlyfans, getting footjobs in Costa Rica, and what it's like to be super strong with a hog. They also riff on rub n' tugs and help a listener who can't stop jerkin' it. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your o...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 151
The boys went live, riffed on Blau's vacation, sexual fantasies, switching bodies with Jack Harlow, and much more. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the cummunity in the stiff socks discord for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 06, 2021•11 min
The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https...
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 150
The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on IG. They also hear from listeners about potentially co-starring in some onlyfans content and jerking off with only your mind. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and make Gabe get a Yaris tattoo for $5/month at https:/www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Nov 30, 2021•12 min
The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (110 episodes!!) and more for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your o...
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 149
The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a sex club in Calgary and give some advice about premature cummin'. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to 110 patreon exclusive episodes, and join the private stiff socks discord for just $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Nov 23, 2021•12 min
The boys are joined by the illustrious Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat. They riff on helping Trev learn how to dirty talk, cousin banging, having sex to music, and how to get more adventurous in the bedroom. Get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.blueche...
Nov 17, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 148
