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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studioswww.instagram.com
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Episodes

Michael Pees Wrong?

The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee, whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world. Want the full episode? Become a pa...

May 02, 202018 min

68: Pube Stache

The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 29, 202058 minEp. 68

Phone Facials

The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn. Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod...

Apr 27, 202010 min

67: The British are Cumming

ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 22, 202050 minEp. 67

The Gabe Interview

Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 21, 20207 min

66: My Aunt Tryna Bang

Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the dumbest people in the world. They also field a listener story about jacking off while spreading their dog's ashes. HUH? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 15, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 66

Second Cousin Saturdays

The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 13, 202016 min

65: LIVE PD but for f**king

The gang is at it againnn. They discuss when a girl gave a magnum condom to Michael, girls cumming too quietly, and how Trev spent $750 on a Purell costume. T hey also talk about how weird page 6 is on Pornhub. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 08, 202057 minEp. 65

Bluetooth My Areolas

Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on Tinder asks for some advice. The boys also try to figure out why Akon is so lonely and wonder why peeping toms get down like that. This is an Akon podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 06, 202017 min

64: Starbucks Logo Got That Body

TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast.

Apr 01, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 64

1-800-CUM-QUIK

Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Mar 29, 202018 min

63: Lil Beefcake Boi

Trev and Michael streamed this one live and it got crazy with all of your Youtube questions. Which Pokemon would you fuck? Why is Trev growing that moustache? How's lockdown going in LA? Plus Trev's dad blesses the stream with a surprise appearance. Stiff Socks is a (live) science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 26, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 63

In These Streets

LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss the ins and outs of simp culture, and complain about bad Bumble messages. Also hot takes on 69ing and an extremely scientific theory about pre-cum pregnancies. STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Mar 23, 20206 min

62: Corona Camgirls

The boys are quarantined but are still WIIILLLLDDD. They talk about when their first boner was, the f*ck a rainbow is, and where the HELL is Chingy these days? They also get into how Trev wants a cat and how Michael thinks girls with cats are straight up weirdos. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 18, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 62

Nike Adidas

Twall and 2fine, the world's leading medical experts, investigate whether the corona virus could be in your cum, talk about how weird it would be for your mom to have full on ass pics framed in your childhood home, and wonder why no one has given DMX and his fourteen kids a reality show yet. Plus a listener story about a risky prostate exam and advice on going from hoe to housewife. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod...

Mar 15, 20207 min

61: Wait, Trevor Almost Died?

Twall and Mblau ya'll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a "mammal ass bitch" is okay, how Michael jerks off like he's in the matrix, and which animal got the biggest dongs. They also talk about how manatees float and fuck and whether or not it's weird to use your grannies iPad to JO. New merch! www.stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com

Mar 11, 20201 hrEp. 61

Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader. Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth grader is supposed to be? They also take a kink test to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being someone's Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. This one is off the rails. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod...

Mar 08, 20206 min

60: Growers vs Showers

The squad is at it again. TW and MB discuss the question as old as time... does the Kool Aid man bone? They also get in to cummin' in your roommate's shampoo bottle and the war between pancakes and waffles. GOT DAMN our d*cks fell off. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 04, 202053 minEp. 60

ARE WE LIVE??

Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they've met, girl boners, advice for a listener whose slangin too much pipe for his lady, and SO much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Mar 02, 20207 min

59: Is E.T. F*cking?

Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 26, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 59

Butt Butlers

TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What's a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Feb 24, 20205 min

58: Big Titty Pudding

The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don't. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 19, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 58

Pornstar Kendra Sunderland (UNCUT)

You know we couldn't have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make a porn star cum and get a WILD story about a crazy hook up of hers. Afterwards, the boys regroup and get back to regularly scheduled programming, like looking up fleshlight accidents and debating whether it would be better to always cum a tiny bit or to have to cum a whole gallon. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPo...

Feb 16, 20206 min

57: Pornstar Sex Ed w/ Kendra Sunderland

The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck sizes, Kendra's crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILLLDDD her DMs are. She also teaches the boys how porn is actually made and about what "knee sex" is. We will win a Pulitzer for this one for suuuuuure. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 12, 20201 hr 15 minEp. 57

56: Balls in Bang?

The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter. Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...

Feb 05, 202054 minEp. 56

55: Hero Nut Beats Plan B with Chris Distefano

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

Jan 29, 202059 minEp. 55

The Stripper Sex Tales

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jan 26, 20209 min

54: The Jerk Off Suicide

The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 22, 202058 minEp. 54

Fleshlights & Toaster Strudel

Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you only had a limited amount of nut in your lifetime. They also try and figure out how fleshlights are made. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jan 19, 202011 min

53: The Drunk Podcast with Yung Gravy (1 Year Anniversary)

Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev, Gravy, and Mike drunkenly yell about jerking off in a K-Mart parking lot, taking DMT, getting drunk with Waffle House employees, and a lot more. Check out Trevor in the latest Yung Gravy x bbno$ music video "Shining on my ex" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTelhUrRiYE Get 4 extra episodes per month for only $5! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsocks...

Jan 15, 20201 hr 15 minEp. 53
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