The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and discuss the important stuff, like using the cash app at a strip club, why girls putting balls in their mouth is scary as fuck, and how Jaden is Will Smith's blood boy. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They also discuss how Michael hates the English language, how Trevor can talk like an Australian, and bad tasting semen. They also break down the age old question of who would win in a fight: the oompa loompas or the lollipop guild? Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Description: the gang talk only Christmas topics in this very Christmas themed episode. Is Nelly Furtada bad or she a mutant? Do we shave our buttholes? Would you rather see a sex tape of your mom or sister? See, Christmas. Love you all. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny's, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was a horrible mistake. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You're welcome mom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor's brain. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode* Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...
The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne's general wellbeing. They also discuss a topic that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsocks...
After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michael dive deep on the craziest fetishes and answer the important questions: like what kind of tree would you fuck if you were into trees and which part of a car is the best to make love to? Plus Michael talks about his foot fetish, which is actually the most normal thing about him. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! h...
In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Do you guys want an extra episode a week? Well now you can get it for only $5 a month starting October 9th on Patreon! Membership is limited, so sign up now. Hit the link for more info: www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...
This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother's cousin? Also do ya'll even read this shit? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men's Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throating a Bratwurst with the boys. Stiff Socks is all about providing practical information for the masses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animations. They also talk about falling in love with a stripper and not knowing a damn thing about the government. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing careers… They were horrible at it. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
