Episode 35 Planets and Protagonists CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - TTRPG detected, Security alerted Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism This week's Patrons: Michael Spiral DESERVES Rights, Andy Loth, Daniel Williams, Heather H, Evil Angel, Vivianne Starlight, Coney's Mom, Kay-Jay Bee, Cato, planetsandmagic, Mariada, Stephanie Simon, Melissa Ponce, Olivia Pugh, Tatyana Beck, Brittany, The Paper Librarian, Kira Apple, Lena Williams, Dani. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patr...
Feb 14, 2020•38 min•Season 2Ep. 35
Episode 34 Percy and Perfidiousness CLIENT - Stefan the Mantis Shrimp The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to celebrate their ten thousandth birthday. Suggested sales tactics: globe thievery, emotional outbursts, unwanted backstory, reckless endangerment, moral quagmires. Content Warning for: Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism. Special thanks to Cato AKA Cato for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Link Sandblom, Sindre Sareide, Retro Seamstress, Nick ...
Feb 07, 2020•20 min•Season 2Ep. 34
Episode 33 Self-Confidence and Social Influence CLIENT - Attia Novellia The client is interested in a planet as a talking point for their social media posts. Suggested sales tactics: rewrite history, engage in destructive nostalgia, brazen hollow mockery, buttery animals. Content Warning for: Gaslighting Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Hedwig for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sofia Sandino, Cecil Goodwin, Nell, Masha Weber, Jam...
Jan 31, 2020•21 min•Season 2Ep. 33
Episode 32 Standards and Swarms CLIENT - Bee Frost The clients are interested in a factory planet to create their own stars. Suggested sales tactics: ignore the client... entirely. ALERT - INTERNAL I.M.O.G.E.N. OVERRIDE DETECTED, ANY SECRET HATCHES OBSERVED CAN BE NEITHER CONFIRMED NOR DENIED. Content warning for: Poisoning/drugging Sacrificial animals Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to ShardAngel for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Charl...
Jan 24, 2020•23 min•Season 2Ep. 32
Episode 31 Shells and Shame CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls. Content warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to HRH Aranelle ...
Jan 17, 2020•26 min•Season 2Ep. 31
It's time for a new video project - RQ Streams - with Mike LeBeau (Head of Video; Tim Stoker) and Anil Godigamuwe (Community Manager) as your guides & fellow explorers through the worlds of gaming! And thank you so much to everyone for your support to make things like this possible! Join us weekly on Saturdays, at 3pm GMT - starting 25th January 2020 - at www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill ! Music : "The Messenger" by Silent Partner via the Youtube Audio Library Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquil...
Jan 14, 2020•1 min
Episode 30 Logic and Line Managers CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISTMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION…PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER. Content warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Potato, N...
Jan 10, 2020•26 min•Season 2Ep. 30
Episode 29 Commerce and Candy CLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or Archexianniam The client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Ableism (dissociative disorder) Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spoo...
Jan 03, 2020•28 min•Season 2Ep. 29
Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads: “So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!” Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman; *ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH … … … Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel G...
Dec 27, 2019•4 min
Episode 28 Deities and Determination CLIENT - Kaliah Tallett Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salt...
Dec 20, 2019•21 min•Season 2Ep. 28
Episode 27 Sales and Schooling CLIENT - ORIENTATION No client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kay Topaz, Briar, Haley Tomaszewski, Jess Katt, Eva Cone, Ð–ÐµÐ½Ñ Ð¢ÑŽÑ€Ð¸Ð½Ð°, Deanon, Brynn Lewis, Emily Scherping, David Tynan, Sierra Mayer, Brooke Prado, Ishiima, beznogova, Elly Grant, Michael Troyer, ...
Dec 13, 2019•24 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Episode 26 Returns and Reassignments PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERROR Misalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/clone Content Warning for: Comedic violence Physical violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Samantha Minnette for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kit Matthews, Tommy Prisco, Harriet Wise, Felix VanHuss, haley macke, Cat Heg is the Best Heg, Withans, Corey Allison, Brian S. Roe, Luna, Isabelle Jackson, Laura Fernande...
Dec 06, 2019•28 min•Season 2Ep. 26
The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACE Statement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar Firma Ltd. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Irene Hausler, Erin Paige, Micaela Palmeiro, Connor E. Hohner, Ace Tayloe, Julia Meyer, Brant Casavant, Taffeara, Mrs. Widgery's Lodger, Wendy Kay, Mattanja Koenz, DTBR, Daniel Simmons, Emil Johansson, pewterandjaded, Yancy Zim, Clarissa, Emily Ritchie, OpalKat29 If you would l...
Nov 22, 2019•9 min
I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided. All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded). This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Peter Davis, Charlotte Dunn, Nicky, Jordan Bouchard, Jaz Vallin, Jess?, Dane McGuir...
Nov 08, 2019•7 min
This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we sit down with Hartro Piltz (ID 63277482), a rising young executive and Line Manager who could be destined for great things. We find out what makes her tick, what she attributes her success to, if she has considered betraying the board, and how she likes to let her hair down out of hours. Will she survive? It’s Unclear! But rest assured we will have the truth from her come what may. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Jennifer Payton, Camilla ...
Oct 25, 2019•16 min
Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 4-5. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael, Erinn Triplett, Kaii's Creations, Hayley R, TheAceAce, Fennic Anteres, Lemmke, Evan, Hal, William Brandes Stoddard, el, Aaron Everett, Andee Williams, Zach smith, Amber Armstrong, Milli Bayley, A. Hargreaves, Molly!, Cas Landman, PlotTwisted. If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editin...
Oct 11, 2019•6 min
Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 1-3 Thanks to this week's Patrons: Nathaniel M, El Addams, Ezra Beau, Lionel Ambrose, Taylor Levesque, Layla, fatal_drum, Alexis, NOLA Girl, kawm_, Jason Green, Xephyrix, Andrew Wilson, smiff, Bobby Brill, Gregory Craddock, Jonathan Basil, Ruth Jones, Nomen, Rhiannon Hundley If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquill Editing this ...
Sep 27, 2019•6 min
Tim and Ben are joined by Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, for the conclusion of our a special crossover! This week Shmerr makes some observations and things get Hot as the crew tries to solve their fuel crisis. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Fast or Write, Capricious Cacti, C. X. Lu, Stick in Hand, Margaery Clare, Cora, aritchie, Brian Greenwald, Elita Grunde, majesticrhyhorn, Jon Williams, Sigma Bunny, Jack, Rainny Q, Charlotte Ballantyne, Kerry Cobey, Roseann White, Bennett...
Sep 13, 2019•49 min
It's time for a special crossover! Tim and Ben join Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, in this exciting two-part space adventure! This week we meet Deraldio Pilchards, Mr. Squeakington [her/she], Shmerr, Commander Unal Manspray & Worshiper 2X7 as they navigate the perils of deep space. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Sarah Schrader, Jeremy Wallace, Ellie M, Laurent, manywisps, Micah Epstein, Ezzoh, Anke Gladnick, Rhadja, ECD, Kelly O, Q, ivelostmyspectacles, Luna Zephyr,...
Sep 06, 2019•54 min
Stellar Firma - Season 1 Q&A Welcome to another bonus episode of Stellar Firma , where Tim and Ben do their best to answer all of your questions! Thanks to this week's Patrons: Bruno Falcon, Brian Taulbee, Anastasia Keelor, William Diment, Abbegail Lovette, Ariel Young, Johnathan & Gillian Kastner, Jared Clark Levixn, Jack Cato and Jellybeam, Rob Core, oli, C Jason, Grace Brant, Dylan Haring, Rory A, Nicholas Schaefer, Harry Jones, Samantha Christine, AGVZ, BearyGoosey If you'd lik...
Aug 23, 2019•57 min
Stellar Firma - Tim & Ben do SCIENCE Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma , where Bryn Monroe (Rusty Quill Gaming) probes the Meredith brothers to find out how much they really know about the science of Stellar Firma . Thanks to this week's Patrons: Ben Hinder, Amanda!, Roar Granevang, Julia Duffy, Lynus T, Emma Steiner, Josh, Jill Kozo, Josh, Emily Goodrich, WrongCielo, Rowen Enjolradical, Paul Gregory, Alex Self, Zaiker, Panko, Alimartins, Kat, Sabrina Howes, NeWorlDark If you'd ...
Aug 09, 2019•54 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Stellar Firma - S1 Bloopers Boo-boos and Blunders PLANET - Nailed it Consultant recommendation: Go home, you're drunk. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Shahrzad Mohammed, Marissa Mendoza, 20thcenturyvole, Neil Czebieniak, Meaghan E Carpenter, Vera Rae, Devas, 99Robocats, TheBuggiest, GothicRain, Jennifer Meyer, Kyle Presodebt of the Drop Goodwood Fan Club, Cassidy the butler, William Reeck, Camille Weeks, Amanda Bills, Mary Frederick, Anne Searle, Athena Metro, Emily Arotin Wagner. Cre...
Jul 26, 2019•26 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Episode 25 Trials and Termination PLANET - JUSTICE Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335) is put on Trial for multiple misdemeanours. Prosecution lead by Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482), Defence lead by Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884), Judge I.M.O.G.E.N Presiding. May the Board have mercy on their souls. Consultant recommendation: JUSTICE Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Abuse of power Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Janik Helbig, malakamb...
Jul 19, 2019•32 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Episode 24 Resets and Recriminations PLANET - ERROR Sandan Trexiko requests a planet to show up their co-worker who received a moon last quarter Consultant Recommendation; ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERRO...
Jul 12, 2019•20 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Episode 23 Wrangling and Wrestling PLANET - 512913- ❈ Roxanne Fuerteson requests a modern and fully equipped wrestling planet putting out 24hr non-stop wrestling entertainment Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Wrestle dictatorship. Social engineering through logistics. Wrestle mountain. More oil than necessary. Deep hat based suspicion. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Leslie Gideon...
Jul 05, 2019•20 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Episode 22 Sports and Shapes PLANET - 512912- ✾ Bellonda Ghodrak requests a planet from which they will be safe from further threats from the Space Whales Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Space whale dislikes as a defence, Sports cone, Concealed gambling, Movable foliage. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to bunnywithaswitchblade for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week...
Jun 28, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Episode 21 Literature and Life Lessons PLANET - 512911- ⑄ Loulabella Anas-Marum requests a planet from which they can compose their romantic novels in peace away from her terrible public. Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Confusing desert planet. Nomadic writing palanquin. Underground sex bunker. Employable more-than-friends. Too much oil. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Child neglect Sp...
Jun 21, 2019•23 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Episode 20 Machinations and Memory PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation; Expectations far exceeded. Continue teamwork. Special Commendation requested for Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482). PLANET - REVIEW Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional Abuse Gas lighting This week's Patrons: Ashley Temple, Emilie Mont, micah (birdkaiju)...
Jun 14, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Episode 19 Dreams and Debauchery PLANET - 512910- ⏣ Henkka requests a low gravity planet where their joints no longer hurt, must have no winter. Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Low gravity. No atmosphere. Personal permeable spacesuits. Candy dust clouds. Insulting death treadmills. Free Dentures. Hump bubble. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Lewd references Mild body horror Special thanks to ...
Jun 07, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Episode 18 Star Theft and Star Marlins PLANET - 512909- ⏇ Orren Thruul requests a planet to host the exhibits for their latest intergalactic art show; 'Rebirth of the Star Marlin' Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Hospital Cube. Time bomb. Coerced suns. Collapsing Moon. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Screaming Childbirth Special thanks to Stefan Sipika for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and...
May 31, 2019•22 min•Season 1Ep. 18
