Holiday announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall wrapping up an exciting 2024 ahead of an exciting 2025! We hope you have an excellent New Year! Transcript Links: Merch masterlist: www.rustyquill.com/support Jon and Martin perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/collections/all/products/jon-and-martin Ex Altiora perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/products/ex-altiora Board game late pledge: www.rustyquill.com/boardgame RQG and TMA dice sets: http...
Dec 23, 2024•3 min
This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!) There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious. Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you h...
Dec 14, 2023•8 min
Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more! Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/ Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity" Magnus Music by Sam Jones Edited by Alexander J Newall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Oct 24, 2022•4 min
Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future! This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you! Wave ...
May 16, 2022•3 min
Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here! Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill. We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/...
Apr 06, 2022•3 min
It’s back! Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint. Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Grant Howitt and MacGuffin & Co plus a few more, to give us some awesom...
Nov 27, 2021•1 min
No Love For Spies No one understands Hartro and her world... ________ This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology. ________ Content warnings: Alcohol use & alcoholism Kidnapping Bullying & insults Snakes & snake bites Physical violence & injury Discussions of: poisoning & death. Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints. SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3m Thank you to all our Patreons...
Sep 10, 2021•13 min
David's Place For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall. _____ This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology. _____ Content warnings: Food Alcohol & alcoholism SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing. Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill . Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall I...
Sep 03, 2021•9 min
Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here! RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021 I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts. Join us in welcoming: I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna Hussen The Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClure The Town Whispers written and directed by Cole Weavers We're Alive written and directed by Kc Wayland and produced by...
Aug 30, 2021•2 min
Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour Hi, kids! Is it vice ? Is it admiral ? Is it fun ? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour! Hooray! _____ This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology. _____ Content warnings: Propaganda & dystopia Dehumanisation & discrimination Canon-typical trauma Discussions of: death, violence Mentions of: food SFX: bells Transcript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQ Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join ...
Aug 27, 2021•7 min
Geistman Productions proudly presents: Time Bots! "Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials." _____ This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology. _____ Content warnings: Discussions of: policing, death Mentions of: guns, alcohol SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions Transcript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWE Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, ...
Aug 20, 2021•4 min
Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode We found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting! _____ Content warnings: Alcohol & alcoholism Drugs & substance use Innuendo & sexual references Mind control & memory wiping Toilet humour Discussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loops Mentions of: phys...
Aug 13, 2021•20 min
Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma Rhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest , has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time". _____ Content warnings: Unreality Innuendo & sexual references Discussions of: food, conspiracy thinking, comedic violence Mentions of: razors & blad...
Aug 06, 2021•23 min
Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out! Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf (link to licence:...
Jul 30, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Know Your Show So they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...? Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma. Content warnings: Innuendo Discussions of: poisoning Mentions of: death & human remains, food & alcohol, arson, torture SFX: occasional beeps. Transcript: https://bit.ly/38yYfU3 Thank you to all o...
Jul 23, 2021•31 min
Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education! Today we learn about: The English Civil War. Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar. Content Warnings: Mentions of: innuendo, war & death, food & alcohol Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, parts 1, 2...
Jul 16, 2021•5 min
Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62... Content warnings: Innuendo & sexual references Discussions of: body horror & death Mentions of: alcohol, comedic violence SFX: occasional beeping Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kRfLsu Thank you to all our Patrons for your co...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr 2 min
STL Season 3 Outtakes 2 What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content warnings: Innuendo & sexual references Mentions of: death SFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalk Transcript link: https://bit.ly/3jdXRkI Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill . Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexande...
Jul 02, 2021•14 min
David's Fact Corner #1 A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts! Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure. Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N. Content warnings: Mentions of: mass death Originally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill . Created by Tim Mer...
Jun 25, 2021•3 min
Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community. Content warnings: Spoilers for all of Stellar Firma Discussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smoking Mentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemic SFX: occasional beeping Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/2TMdXan Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyqui...
Jun 18, 2021•40 min
Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy! Content warnings: Innuendo Discussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exercise Mentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcohol SFX: occasional beeping Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3xCQ3wG Thank you to all our Patrons fo...
Jun 11, 2021•1 hr
STL Season 3 Outtakes 1 What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content Warning for: Innuendo Mentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, death SFX: loud beeps throughout Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3zzarR3 Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill . Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander ...
Jun 04, 2021•13 min
Episode 76 - Elections and Endings Wonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise. Content warnings: Alcohol & alcoholism Bullying & taunting Physical violence & threats Prejudice & discrimination Manipulation Discussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism. Mentions o...
May 28, 2021•40 min•Season 3Ep. 76
Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites *CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements. Content Warning for: Bullying/taunting Electrocution (inc. SFX) Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX) Panic attack (inc. SFX) Sexual references. Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination. Mentions of: unsafe consumption,...
May 21, 2021•29 min•Season 3Ep. 75
Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat. Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey...
May 14, 2021•28 min•Season 3Ep. 74
Alex here with an exciting announcement! RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts. Join us in welcoming: Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin S...
May 10, 2021•3 min
Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy Penelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays. Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux car...
May 07, 2021•24 min•Season 3Ep. 73
Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine Succour Gloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright. Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry. Content Warning for: Bullying/taunting Discrimination & prejudice Electrocution War & murder.Discussions of...
Apr 30, 2021•21 min•Season 3Ep. 72
Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare. Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further. Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door vi...
Apr 23, 2021•34 min•Season 3Ep. 71
Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager. Content Warning for: Alcohol use & alcoholism Bullying/taunting Emotional abuse Emetophobia (inc SFX) Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood trauma Mentions of: fire & immolatio...
Apr 16, 2021•30 min•Season 3Ep. 70
