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STAB!

STAB! Comedy Theaterwww.stab4gold.com
STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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Episodes

STAB! 410 – Murder All The Cups!

In this belligerent but compelling episode of the STAB! show, host and cup looking guy Jesse Jones welcomes a warped and stained panel of Jeff Brown, Frankie Lord & Molly Doan to share their three FLOATERs, new Greeting Cards for “Sorry, but everyone totally saw that”, “So you’re pretty sure you didn’t mutter under your […]

Jan 14, 20251 hr 11 min

STAB! 409 – Help, My Phone Deleted My Internet

In this confused, afraid edition of the STAB! show, white old host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of curmudgeons Mikhail Chernyavski, Dani Walsh & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on IOC, nine Old White Men bulletin board items, closing arguments in defense of weak coffee, hotter summers, & apathy, reviews of things, including […]

Nov 20, 202447 min

STAB! 408 – A Collage of Meaning

In this STAB! episode of many colors, flimsy, cut out host Jesse Jones welcomes a thoughtfully assembled and meaningful panel of Christiana, Connor Martin & Christy Farley to share their three COOCs, nine 2024 Summer Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for cool aunt lessons, a duffel bag full of bed bug infested throw pillows, & one […]

Nov 18, 202454 min

STAB! 407 – AI Seal Broken

In this digitally spoiled episode of the STAB! show, chat bot and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of soulless ones and zeroes, Emma Haney, Imin Love & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on CCDD, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters OAWYAYL, EIYDCHH & UGLERFC, campaign speeches from a discarded Amazon delivery box […]

Nov 14, 202452 min

STAB! 406 – You Are Wrong To Feel Good

In this blunt, correct episode of the STAB! show, undeserving host Jesse Jones welcomes a sadly incorrect panel of Dayna Bryant, Ben Warheit & Jordan Gannon to share their three ILYMs, nine American politics haiku, new breakfast cereals themed around a moment of brutal social embarrassment in high school, a secret unrequited crush, & air […]

Nov 12, 202457 min

STAB! 405 – Beep-Beep Boys

In this non-toot-toot episode of the STAB! show, future warrior and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of sexy, advanced chrononauts, Grant Potter, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on SOP, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on Getting What You Needed but not What You Wanted”, “So you’re thinking about trying […]

Nov 06, 202457 min

STAB! 404 – Sit In The Um

In this thin, translucent episode of the STAB! show, useless and runny host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of bio slime consisting of Sam Hochhalter, Scott Hoyle & Nick Pettigrew to share their three DWAIs, nine California State Fair haikus, three different recipes for an introvert’s perfect three day weekend, descriptions of new drugs Libber […]

Nov 04, 202457 min

STAB! 403 – Dove Soap Margis

In this deliciously stain fighting episode of the STAB! show, bubbly lush and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of squeaky clean cosmopolitans Jack Marie, Sethu Chidambaram & Molly Doan to share their three takes on AAMOF, nine items on the Rational, Calm, Reasonable discourse between people with differing opinions bulletin board, craigslist postings for […]

Oct 17, 202457 min

STAB! 402 – Prince With An H

In this confusingly accented episode of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones (with an R) welcomes a flashy, silently lettered panel of Willie Travis, Gilbert Gonzalez & Jeff Brown to share their three BLASTs, pick-up lines to and from an old TV stand left on the curb with a “FREE” sign on it, a complete […]

Oct 16, 20241 hr 3 min

STAB! 401 – Skull Truffles

In this crusty green episode of the STAB! show, diggable, hard to reach host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of nostril miners Cory Barringer, Frankie Lord & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on ESL, bootlegs of Bridgerton, Yellowstone, & Baby Reindeer, closing arguments in defense of someone who thinks pranks are hilarious, hitting […]

Oct 15, 202450 min

STAB! 400 – CharBOOterie

In this tasty, bite-sized and frightening episode of the STAB! show, lil’ piece of dead ham, host Jesse Jones welcomes a spooky but classy panel of Carissa Edwards & Jaclyn Weiand to share their two FHEs, new greeting cards for Happy Affair With Your Administrative Assistant’s Day, a Congratulations No One Noticed card, & a […]

Oct 14, 202431 min

STAB! 399 – Hitler Went To Elementary School

In this true if confusing episode of the STAB! show, also primary school taught host Jesse Jones welcomes a potential panel of evil in Frankie Lord, Chris Emery & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SNBBVD, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of a future AI controlled wasteland, recipes for someone who describes […]

Oct 11, 20241 hr 9 min

STAB! 384 – Gifteder and Talenteder

In this highly special episode of the STAB! show, bright and imaginative host Jesse Jones welcomes an EXTREMELY promising panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Ben Rice & Kim Martel to share their three(ish) takes on WADR, pick-up lines to and from gate keeping, a yappy little dog, & apartment living, closing arguments in defense of a […]

May 31, 202454 min

STAB! 383 – Let Me Loom

In this lazily hovering episode of the STAB! show, slightly deflated host Jesse Jones welcomes a gassy panel of Kameron Schmid, Milk Surface & Tyler Kinney to share their three CGWs, items on the bathroom walls of Paranoia, campaign speeches for a box of recently expired Trix cereal with a movie promotional tie in vying […]

May 30, 202453 min

STAB! 382 – Building Skin Tolerance

In this super tough episode of the STAB! show, bubbling host Jesse Jones welcomes weirdly specifically toned guests Marco Cabodi, Steven Boyd & Eric Barger to share their three takes on OASIS, pick-up lines to and from an old issue of the TV Guide, a microwave spaghetti stained and blistered piece of tupperware, & face […]

Apr 29, 20241 hr 11 min

STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023

It’s our favorite time of the year! STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza Special time! And this year host Jesse Jones welcomes a jam packed STAB! Theater full of producers and STAB! show favorites including, Paul Doyle, Buddy, Jeff Brown, Ben Warheit, Jordan Quattlebaum, Daniel Kessenich, Jack Marie, Alex Shewmaker, Milk Surface, Dayna Bryant, Eric […]

Jan 09, 20242 hr 15 min

STAB! 380 – Merry Pissmass, Uncles

In this sterile episode of the STAB! show, someone’s brother and host Jesse Jones welcomes a holly, jolly, drippy panel of Trip Hazard, Sam Hochhalter & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on YULE, greeting cards for “So, you completely whiffed on everyone’s gifts AGAIN this year?”, “Merry Credit Card Debt Season”, & “Condolences, […]

Dec 25, 202354 min

STAB! 379 – One Hundred And Three Babes

In this luscious episode of the STAB! show, chick magnet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a ladyless panel of David Shapiro & Jeff Brown to share their two random reorganizations, (in this case XYZ & BBB), pick-up lines to and from a half eaten deer carcass, & Q-words, craigslist posting for a box of “Old […]

Dec 22, 202351 min

STAB! 378 – Feels Not Good

In this not great feeling episode of the STAB! show, kinda blah host Jesse Jones welcomes an “eh” panel of Chris Emery, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to share their three FNGs, greeting cards for “Congratulations, It’s Negative”, “Whoops, you were too good at your job. Now you get more work” & “We’re pretty sure […]

Dec 18, 20231 hr 9 min

STAB! 377 – Zing, Bitch!

In this onomatopoetic episode of the STAB! Show, flat, smooth host Jesse Jones welcomes a still, glassy panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Parker Newman & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on NAVSUPMAN, pick-up lines to and from a drawer full of fat clothes, an answering machine, & a really good skipping rock, craigslist postings […]

Dec 15, 202348 min

STAB! 376 – Throw The Pigskin Around

In this slippery episode of the STAB! show, greased up host Jesse Jones welcomes a dreamy panel of Michelle Petro, Imin J. Love & Cory Barringer to share their three BOPs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Good Vibes, recipes for a perfect Fall evening, budget friendly revenge, & a rascal, descriptions […]

Dec 13, 202354 min

STAB! 375 – Yo, This Product Sucks!

In this unsatisfactory episode of the STAB! show, one star host Jesse Jones welcomes a hastily returned panel of Willie Travis, Brett Stults & Dayna Bryant to share their three takes on PCOF, bootlegs of Fievel Goes West, Armageddon, & American Horror Story, campaign speeches from an empty energy drink can running running for a […]

Dec 11, 202357 min

STAB! 374 – An Akira Type Situation

In this dystopian episode of the STAB! show, supernatural host Jesse Jones welcomes a flesh mound panel of Nicole Eichenberg, Leo Antolin & Sean Crandall to share their three HSTs, pick-up lines to or from the clearance aisle at Michael’s, a guy who always launches snot rockets, & protoplasm, recipes for vacation that’s more trouble […]

Dec 08, 202346 min

STAB! 373 – Bag Is Funny

In this bag episode of the STAB! show, bag and host Jesse Jones welcomes a bag panel of Marco Cabodi, Nick Coleman & Nick Pettigrew to share their three bag takes on NTS, bootlegs of food items like croutons, alphabet soup, & canned ham, celebrations of Sputnik 2, Dolph Lundgren, Clarence Birdseye, Roseanne Barr, “The […]

Dec 06, 20231 hr 2 min

STAB! 372 – Did The Recipe Change, Or Did You?

In this numb, cold episode of the STAB! show, person of growth and host Jesse Jones welcomes a familiar, but different panel of Frankie Lord, Kameron Schmid & Nick Pettigrew to share their three VFDs, Halloween pick-up lines to and from slasher movies, plastic vampire teeth, & an amateur haunted house, breakfast cereals branded around […]

Dec 04, 202350 min

STAB! 371 – So Many Sighs

In this exasperated episode of the STAB! show, defeated host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of real troopers, Aubrey Zevallos, Ben Warheit & Jack Marie to share their three takes on FIAP, nine “2am After The Bars Close” break room bulletin board items, celebrations of Harvard University, Snoop Dogg, the Sydney Opera House, Pie Geelen, […]

Dec 01, 202348 min

STAB! 370 – The STAB! 5 & 10 Year Overblown Tournament Spectacular Finals

In this triumphant episode of the STAB! show, weary, proud host Jesse Jones welcomes an exultant panel of tournament finalists, Eric Barger, Jeff Brown & Molly Doan to share their three IFPUGs, bootleg of Road Rules, 90 Day Fiancé, & Project Runway, recipes for someone who gets unreasonably upset with people doing immature things, a […]

Nov 29, 20231 hr 58 min

STAB! 369 – Popular Recording Artist

In this pleasingly known episode of the STAB! show, known host Jesse Jones welcomes a recognized panel of Daniel Kessenich, Michelle Petro & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on MYK, nine Spooky Season haiku, closing arguments in defense of candy corn, how literally anyone else sets up their bathroom, & three hours of […]

Nov 27, 20231 hr

STAB! 368 – Light Bulbs, Amirite?

In this highly illuminating episode of the STAB! Show, dim host Jesse Jones welcomes an incandescent panel of Kameron Schmid, Dayna Bryant & Molly Doan to share their three DNRs, definitions of new STAB!tionary words, Me-Bryan, Roamcry, & Dunkiny, craigslist postings for a razor scooter made of razors, Dayna’s own custom sodas she makes in […]

Nov 24, 20231 hr 13 min

STAB! 367 – Close The Door Behind You, The Cats’ll Get Out

In this skittish episode of the STAB! show, pet parent and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of smoosh face rascals, Eric Barger, Marco Cabodi & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CSI, nine 80s bulletin board items, campaign speeches for a can of Chicken and Stars soup running for President of […]

Nov 22, 20231 hr 13 min
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