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STAB!

STAB! Comedy Theaterwww.stab4gold.com
STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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Episodes

STAB! 366 – The Saddest Night of STAB!

In this, pretty expected episode of the STAB! show, nonplussed host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of glum, including Jeff Brown, Christiana & Nick Pettigrew to share their three STABLUs, pick-up lines to and from Thanksgiving decorations, a toe ring, & the people in the picture of a Junior College course catalog, celebrations of Henry […]

Nov 20, 20231 hr 9 min

STAB! 365 – Don’t, But Also Do

In this slightly contradictory episode of the STAB! show, hesitant host Jesse Jones welcomes an indecisive panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share their THREE takes on DWAI, bootlegs of Fantasy Island, Dukes of Hazard, & ALF, recipes for someone who panics and bails at the first inkling of trouble, a […]

Nov 17, 20231 hr 2 min

STAB! 364 – Steampunk Orgy

In this drippy, clock adorned top hat of an episode of the STAB! show, old timey but somehow futuristic host Jesse Jones welcomes a hot & ready panel of Ben Rice, Daniel Kessenich, and Kim Martel to share their three VPWRs, nine items on the Burning Man break room bulletin board, campaign speeches for a […]

Nov 15, 20231 hr 5 min

STAB! 363 – Thoughts And Energetic Healing

In this psychically directed episode of the STAB! show, crystal keeper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of warm, purposeful energy in Dayna Bryant, Imin J. Love & Jordan Gannon to share their three SMSUAs, greeting cards for “Congratulations on not losing your shit this week”, “So, you just had your first awkward sexual […]

Nov 13, 20231 hr 12 min

STAB! 362 – A Bucket Of Somethin’

In this rusty, flaky episode of the STAB! show, sloshin’ around host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of chunks and pieces in Willie Travis, Rhoda Ramone & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on YES, pick-up lines to and from scratch paper, a barn dance, & bottomless $9.95 crab legs, recipes for the perfect […]

Nov 06, 202355 min

STAB! 361 – Catsup the Ketchup Clown vs. Ghost Tooth

In this spookily creepy episode of the STAB! show, undead molar and host Jesse Jones welcomes a tangy panel of Cory Barringer, Jack Marie & Molly Doan share their three takes on VKC, nine haiku about the Entertainment Industry strikes, restaurants themed around Strictly Vegan, you know, more or less, a teenager’s idea of fancy, […]

Nov 03, 20231 hr

STAB! 360 – Would Get Five If Gushers

In this chewy episode of the STAB! show, surprisingly juicy host Jesse Jones welcomes a demanding panel of Marco Cabodi, Ben Warheit & Frankie Lord to share their three DBMIBs, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of Wish Headquarters, closing arguments in defense of a gas station egg salad sandwich, receiving the gift of a […]

Oct 31, 20231 hr 10 min

STAB! 359 – The Tears Of A Muffin Man

In this emotional episode of the STAB! show, weepy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of companions gone by Benton Harshaw, Stephen Ferris & Eric Barger to share their three takes on FUPOS, greeting cards for “Congratulations! It wasn’t nearly as bad as you thought it’d be!”, “So, you’ve been cheated on… again…”, & A […]

Oct 30, 20231 hr 16 min

STAB! 358 – Rick’s Girlfriend Is Too Young

In this kinda judgy but not wrong episode of the STAB! show, real questionable host Jesse Jones welcomes a fresh faced panel of Seth Rubin, Brett Stults, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three AWOLs, nine haiku about the most important happenings in the four months we were on break, breakfast cereals themed around Black […]

Oct 29, 202351 min

STAB! 357 – You’ve Been Gooched!

In this brain twister of an episode of the STAB! show, live from the Crocker Art Museum’s ArtMix, gullible host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of provocateurs, Becky Lynn, Frankie Lord & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on ART, pick-up lines to and from the things left on the curb after a yard […]

Oct 28, 202329 min

STAB! 356 – Long Live President Fency

In this well protected episode of the STAB! show, powerful and revered host Jesse Jones welcomes a beloved and feared panel of Jason Whitesel & Aubrey Zevallos to share their two OPDs, pick-up lines to or from a zoo, & a water feature, campaign speeches from a bottle of white out retiring from the desk […]

Oct 27, 202348 min

STAB! 355 – Stinky Little Bottom

In this twisted old episode of the STAB! show, shifty host Jesse Jones welcomes a sleepy panel of Kameron Schmid, Stephen Ferris & Benton Harshaw to share their three takes on LPC, nine items on the Global Super Power Spy Agencies bulletin board, celebrations of The Phantom, Michael Jordan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jimmy Fallon, the Armory […]

Oct 27, 202354 min

STAB! 354 – You Do You, Boo

In this self loving episode of the STAB! show, handy host Jesse Jones welcomes a fully charged panel of Frankie Lord, Dayna Bryant & Becky Lynn to share their three COMECONs, bootlegs of NCIS, Sleepless in Seattle, & The Last of Us, recipes for somebody who seems to actually have their shit together, a nice […]

Oct 25, 202348 min

STAB! 353 – Incwiminating Secwets

In dis soopuh fun episowd of duh STAB! show, siwwy snuggwe host Jesse Jones welcomes a fluff lovin’ panel of Madie Nishimi, Ruben Escobedo III & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on HGWC, bootlegs of Big Bang Theory, Ghostbusters, & Barney the Dinosaur, closing arguments in defense of gaslighting, locking your keys in […]

Oct 24, 202355 min

STAB! 352 – It Puts Dumb In Your Brain

In this good smart episode of the STAB! show, super genius guy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of unbrights Willie Travis, Ben Warheit & Nick Pettigrew to share their three CAWs, nine topical haiku about top secret documents, craigslist postings for some just kinda okay vibes, a lifetime supply of poison, & lab share […]

Oct 23, 20231 hr

STAB! 351 – ARRrrrguably The Best

In this chocolatey sea shanty of an episode of the STAB! show, Cap’n host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of sweet, crunchy mateys Jack Marie, Sam Hochhalter, & Kim Martel to share their three SFTLNs, bootlegs of 3 Musketeers, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, & Nerds, recipes for that one dirtbag neighbor that ruins the whole […]

Oct 22, 20231 hr 4 min

STAB! 350 – Listen to Your Wives!

In this real, real cool episode of the STAB! show, your leather jacket wearing host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of grill daddies in Bridget Murray, Imin Love & Eric Barger to share their three takes on MAME, pick-up lines to or from (douchebag) vertigo, elementary school science fair projects, & an electric fireplace, craigslist […]

Oct 21, 20230

STAB! 349 – A Cloaca of Dips

In this tangy, three flavored episode of the STAB! show, utilitarian host Jesse Jones welcomes a chunky, zesty panel of Drew Absher, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their two takes on MCC, bootlegs of Looney Tunes, 90 Day Fiance, & John Wick, recipes for an adult friendship, & the perfect man cave, descriptions of new […]

Oct 20, 202341 min

STAB! 348 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2022

It’s STAB!’s traditional Year End Blowout edition of the STAB! how again, and really, honest to goodness appreciative host Jesse Jones welcomes another room full of STAB! show producers including Jason Whitesel, Ben Rice, Katy Grant, CharRon Resolution, Stephen Ferris, Alex Shewmaker, Andy Sarouhan, Kameron Schmid, Pete Abeyta, Spenser Sellens, Willie Travis, Michelle Petro, Henry […]

Oct 20, 20232 hr 14 min

STAB! 347 – A Gift Card For Online Therapy

In this perfect seasonal gift of an episode of the STAB! show, right off the spindle host Jesse Jones welcomes a convenient and clear headed panel in Aubrey Zevallos, Tavaris Smith, & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on AIWFC, greeting cards for “So, you saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”, “Sorry to hear your […]

Oct 18, 202352 min

STAB! 346 – Purple Gary, Rip Off The Knob!

In this aggressively supportive episode of the STAB! show, head bangin’ dribble boy and host Jesse Jones invites a panel of thrash slop fundamentalists, Jack Marie, Daniel Kessenich & Cory Barringer to share their three SWSKBs, pick-up lines to or from the Downtown Ice Rink, the Old Sacramento Theater of Lights, & Free Downtown Holiday […]

Oct 18, 202350 min

STAB! 345 – Chekhov’s Goo

In this foreshadowed episode of the STAB! show, useful tool and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sticky, looming panel of Aviva Siegel, Dayna Bryant & Christy Farley to share their three takes on BLOG, nine pieces from the bathroom wall of Time, closing arguments in defense of Socks and Sandals, a meeting that could have […]

Oct 16, 202353 min

STAB! 344 – Bethca Won’t

In this awful challenging episode of the STAB! show, doncha know, that rascal of a host Jesse Jones invites a panel of a buncha troopers Willie Travis, Grant Potter & Chris Emery to share their three RITFs, bootleg versions of Gargoyles, Deadwood, & Double Dare, closing arguments in defense of gas station food, a slumlord […]

Oct 16, 202356 min

STAB! 343 – My Nipples Are Muffins

In this moist, delicious episode of the STAB! show, flaky good hose Jesse Jones welcomes a warm, nourishing pan of Mark Burg, Milk Surface & Benton Harshaw to share their three takes on POKEMON, bootlegs versions of Pac Man, Grand Theft Auto, & Minecraft, who would win in fights between a coin purse full of […]

Oct 14, 20231 hr 17 min

STAB! 342 – Please Be Open To What I’m Into

In this VERY open minded episode of the STAB! show, surprisingly deviant host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of slime mops in Kim Martel, Kameron Schmid, & Jack Brown to share their three MLBs, nine superstition haiku, restaurants themed around a wake, a nine year old’s dream of being grown up, & Platinum Corral, dating […]

Oct 13, 20231 hr 15 min

STAB! 341 – Folding In On Ourselves

In this very self examined episode of the STAB! show, navel gazing host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of fifth dimensional beings, Jason Whitesel & Trip Hazard to share their two takes on YASSS, bootlegs of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, Minions, & James Cameron’s Avatar, craigslist postings for a book of coupons your kids made […]

Oct 12, 202347 min

STAB! 340 – Bodily Gels

In this ooey, gooey episode of the STAB! show, drippy gelatinous host Jesse Jones and a non-Newtonian panel of Eric Barger, Michelle Petro & Molly Doan discuss their three different CACKLEs, nine pieces from the bathroom wall of Halloween, campaign speeches from a mixed vegetable party tray running for a spot on a Halloween party […]

Oct 11, 20231 hr 14 min

STAB! 339 – Show Me Your Jugs

In this extremely cultured and refined episode of the STAB! show, pottery enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of museum goes in Kim Martel, Jillian Marie & Nick Pettigrew to share their three takes on TELNET, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Contentment, closing arguments in defense of socks & […]

Oct 10, 202357 min

STAB! 338 – Eat It McKinley

In this politically charged episode of the STAB! Show, rabble rousing host host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of firebrands in Dayna Bryant, Brett Stults & Dylan Thomas Fox to share their three SVVPs, pick-up lines to or from courtroom sketches, a bowl of leftover Halloween candy, & the Ten Commandments, how they’ve been celebrating […]

Oct 09, 202358 min

STAB! 337 – Hoot Hoot!

In this fever dream of an episode of the STAB! show, delirious host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of figments of his own imagination including Sean Crandall, Jeff Brown & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three CDRAWs, nine haiku about Halloween and Election Day, campaign speeches for a jar of hard candy sticks running for […]

Oct 08, 20231 hr 6 min
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