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STAB!

STAB! Comedy Theaterwww.stab4gold.com
STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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Episodes

STAB! 336 – Boats In The Graveyard

In this dramatically shifted episode of the STAB! show, human whirlwind and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of tragedies in Mikhail Chernyavsky & Tyler Kinney to share their two takes on BOLTOP, six items on the Pumpkin Spice HQ break room bulletin board, closing arguments in defense of toilet water ass splash, & someone […]

Oct 07, 202351 min

STAB! 335 – A Multiverse of Toomgis’

In this delicious, convenient episode of the STAB! show, food monster and host Jesse Jones welcomes a salted caramel chocolate chip cookie three pack panel of Willie Travis, Kameron Schmid & Molly Doan to share their various TEAMs, pick-up lines to and from wet socks, Chicago style deep dish pizza, & a mother sauce, recipes […]

Oct 06, 20231 hr 4 min

STAB! 334 – Same Time Blowies

In this mutually beneficial episode of the STAB! show, generous host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of hella sick bros Cory Barringer, David Coleman & Melony Ford as they share their three takes on BRC, nine items on the bathroom walls of Autumn, campaign speeches from a golf glove signed by Ricky Rudd running for […]

Oct 05, 202359 min

STAB! 333 – A Fabricy Mouth Feel

In this indigestible episode of the STAB! show, wooly host Jesse Jones welcomes a tightly wound ball of a panel of Sean Crandall, Ben Rice & Benton Harshaw to share their three IDEAS, greeting cards for “So You Shit Your Pants as an Adult”, “Congratulations on Not Crying This Week”, & “Sorry You Walked in […]

Oct 04, 202358 min

STAB! 332 – Rigatoni & Clammy Minestrone

In this chewy, runny episode of the STAB! show, noodly host Jesse Jones welcomes a brothy panel of Christiana, Alex Shewmaker & Seth Rubin to share their three NBWs, bootleg versions of Caturday, TGIF, & a Case of the Mondays, descriptions of new drugs, Yip-Yaps, Lazy Daves, & Mlabloxyn, various reviews of things, including a […]

Oct 03, 202359 min

STAB! 331 – Chock Fulla Holes

In this airy, breezy episode of the STAB! show, moist, puckered host Jesse Jones welcomes a gaping panel of Becky Lynn, Luke Soin & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on HRC, greeting cards for “So You Accidentally Went in the Wrong Hole”, that complete waste of space, & “Sorry you overheard me calling […]

Oct 02, 202351 min

STAB! 330 – Just Don’t Try

In this defeated, resigned episode of the STAB! show, host and human shrug, Jesse Jones welcomes a slacker panel of Willie Travis, Milk Surface & Christy Farley to share their three KTOPEs, nine things on dog HQ‘s bulletin board, restaurants themed after frat houses, true crime podcasts, & that one grandparent’s house that you barely […]

Oct 01, 202354 min

STAB! 329 – Oops, All Whites!

In this apologetic episode of the STAB! show, pale host Jesse Jones welcomes the SUPER diverse panel of Rhoda Ramone, Aubrey Zevallos & Molly Doan to share their three takes on HLCO, bootlegs of Little Rascals, War of the Worlds, & Citizen Kane, closing arguments in defense of New Country, Drought & someone who gives […]

Jul 31, 202357 min

STAB! 328 – Scarouse Me

In this oddly frightening yet horned up episode of the STAB! show, your Boo Boi and host Jesse Jones welcomes the terrifyingly titillating panel of Aviva Siegel, Jillian Marie & Nick Pettigrew to give us their three SMPTEs, pick-up lines to and from a box of wine, the VHS aisle of a thrift store, & […]

Jul 29, 202349 min

STAB! 327 – Maple Apple Oat Cakes

In this health-licious AND nutritious episode of the STAB! show chock full-a-nuts host Jesse Jones welcomes a hearty and filling panel of Dayna Bryant, Stephen Ferris & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on MAO, a freeform topical haiku challenge, campaign speeches including an embarrassing memory from Middle School running for a spot on […]

Jul 26, 202355 min

STAB! 326 – Candy Nipples & Bullets Fetuses

In this tasty, high caliber episode of the STAB! show, sweet and deadly host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel confusion including Melony Ford, Cory Barringer & Tyler Kinney to share with you their three CNMATs, pick-up lines to and from unbridled enthusiasm, a Spenser’s Gifts, & energy efficient windows, closing arguments in defense of walking […]

Jul 24, 202352 min

STAB! 325 – Everybody Loves Bradypus

In this slow moving and super adorable episode of the STAB! show, little smoosh face host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of lethargy bois, Kim Martel, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Jaclyn Weiand to share with the world their three takes on AHA, greeting cards for “So You Thought You Were On Mute”, a super belated birthday, […]

Jul 21, 202359 min

STAB! 324 – Pass Doodie in the Nudie

In this all live, all nude episode of the STAB! show, your shameless host Jesse Jones welcomes a warm ankled panel of Aubrey Zevallos, Madie Nishimi, & Milk Surface to share their three CRESTs, pick-up lines to and from rompers, Target, & osteoporosis, recipes for toxic fandom, someone who over accessorizes the exterior of their […]

Jul 12, 202353 min

STAB! 323 – What Would A Baby Even Do In Tulum?

In this grotesquely lavish episode of the STAB! show, posh, dusty nosed host Jesse Jones welcomes a reckless high society panel of Willie Travis, Jillian Marie, & Christiana to share their AFRNs, greeting cards for someone eating someone else’s clearly labeled food in the break room fridge, so your car just got towed, & someone […]

Jul 10, 202346 min

STAB! 322 – Woo! So Much Blood

Alright! Yeah! In this super vibed episode of the STAB! show, viscous host Jesse Jones (Woo!) welcomes a panel of crimson boys Kameron Schmid, Stephen Ferris, & Dylan Thomas Fox to share their three takes on CSA, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of the world of Looney Tunes, craigslist ads for buckets of blood, […]

Jul 08, 202352 min

STAB! 321 – What’s New?

In this crisp, refreshing episode of the STAB! show, new car scented host Jesse Jones welcomes fresh of the line panelists Molly Doan, Trip Hazard & Tyler Kinney to usher in Five Brand New Segments, including their new STAB!tionary entries from random letters GBUHUNY, BLGISET, & ASLWIIY, greeting cards for when you can’t even, somebody […]

Jul 01, 20231 hr 7 min

STAB! 320 – Snaxidermy

In this overstuffed Birthday Special of an episode of the STAB! show Milk Surface guest hosts after some Twitch chicanery got them the job and welcomes cheese dust covered panelists Melony Ford, Eric James Barger I & Jesse Jones to share with them their three takes on YAHOO, bootleg Trojan Horse, Tesla, & Tardis, descriptions […]

Jun 26, 20231 hr 2 min

STAB! 319 – Bumpin’ Mustaches

In this oddly sexy episode of the STAB! show, lip rugged host Jesse Jones says hi-diddly-oh to a room full of confusingly hot individuals, including a panel of David Coleman, Emily Pedersen & Jaclyn Weiand who were asked to share their takes on WICBS, pick-up lines to and from erosion, Carmax, & onomatopoeia, closing arguments […]

Mar 02, 202348 min

STAB! 318 – Just Scoop It Out With Your Hand

In this ooey, gooey episode of the STAB! show, your sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes two protein packed guests Ben Feldman and Melony Ford to share with us all their two GVRDs, pick-up lines to or from Crocs, and Unions, campaign speeches from a box of old greeting cards running for mayor of a storage […]

Feb 28, 202336 min

STAB! 317 – Alright Matthew

In this perfectly agreeable episode of the STAB! show, your super mellow host Jesse Jones welcomes a chill AF panel of Sean Crandall, Christiana, & Cory Barringer to share with, you know, whoever, their three takes on ARM, nine items on Passive Aggression’s break room bulletin board, recipes for a couple who carves their initials […]

Jan 09, 202355 min

STAB! 316 – Woke Bros

Hey Bro, it’s really considerate that you’re listening to this episode of the STAB! show! Your thoughtful host Jesse Jones is really attuned to your situation and his super sick panel of hella tight allies Benton Harshaw, Trip Hazard & Allie Rubin are here to share their three takes on BPOE, pick-up lines to or […]

Oct 11, 20221 hr

STAB! 315 – What Is Cool?

What’s Cool? Podcasts are cool. Episodes are cool. the STAB! show is cool. Hosts are cool. Jesse Jones is cool. And cool panelists like Jack Brown, Aviva Siegel & Tyler Kinney sharing their three AAIIs, bootlegs of The Godfather, Garfield, & The Great Gatsby, craigslist postings selling Cool Guy Lessons, the secret to happiness, & […]

Oct 10, 20221 hr 9 min

STAB! 314 – We’re Gonna Eat The Artichoke

In this confusing but manageable edition of the STAB! show, puzzled host Jesse Jones welcomes a health conscious panel of Rhoda Ramone, David Shapiro & Edgar Granados to share their three takes on AAGPBL, nine haiku about Louis C.K.’s Grammy, campaign speeches from a wilted houseplant running for Mayor of an office cubicle, an expired […]

Oct 07, 202252 min

STAB! 313 – Big Chillin’ To The Max

In this super mellow, hella relaxes episode of the STAB! show, just some broseph and host Jesse Jones welcomes absolute laid back legends, Jeff Brown, Ashley Monique & Kim Martel to share their three NECs, bootleg versions of WebMD, Bing, & OnlyFans, recipes for a successful D&D campaign, a simple misunderstanding, & someone who’s actually […]

Oct 05, 20221 hr 3 min

STAB! 312 – A Little Pull Tab Friend

In this stalwart, dependable and crinkly episode of the STAB! show, easily foldable host Jesse Jones welcomes three scraps of a panel in Stephen Ferris, Jess Deprez & Melony Ford to share their three different ADs, nine break room bulletin board items for Peace and Calm, campaign speeches from a broken bumper pool table campaigning […]

Oct 04, 20221 hr

STAB! 311 – Meet The Bargies

In this weird, complicated, but still lovable episode of the STAB! show, old dirty Harry Potter shirt wearer and host Jesse Jones welcomes the whole wacky clan of Haneyacs, Eric Barger, Michelle Petro & Molly Doan to share their three takes on LYLAS, Bootlegs of Hot Wheels, Legos, & Barbie, craigslist posts selling personalized mixtape […]

Oct 03, 20221 hr 12 min

STAB! 310 – High School Funeral

In this good ol’, down home, all natural and damned proud episode of the STAB! show, rough ‘n tumble sum bitch and host Jesse Jones welcomes a simple, hard workin’ panel of Ross Dunmore (Jordan Gannon), Dayna Bryant & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BUFORA, nine bulletin board items in the break […]

Oct 02, 202258 min

STAB! 309 – Arnold Snort+Guffaw Rabbit Hole

In this (unintelligible) of the STAB! show, (guttural noises) Jesse Jones welcomes (yowling and shorts) Jason Whitesel, Brett Stults & Willie Travis to share their three takes on JESUS, bootlegs of Mr. Magoo, Street Sharks, & Face Off, closing arguments in defense of accidental reply all, peeing a little bit when you sneeze, & taking […]

Jul 28, 202259 min

STAB! 308 – We Love You Crackle

In this easily and reliably streaming episode of future Crackle Original, the STAB! show, host and devoted Chicken Soup for the Soul employee hopeful, Jesse Jones welcomes a very grateful and appreciative panel of Aviva Siegel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Molly Doan to share their three ILPs, nine Crackle break room bulletin board items, campaign […]

Jul 21, 20221 hr 11 min

STAB! 307 – Celebrity Funk

In this weirdly pungent and recognizable episode of the STAB! show, Dolph Lungren scented host Jesse Jones welcomes the famous potpourri panel of Marco Cabodi, Becky Lynn & Jaclyn Weiand to share their various NDCAs, bootlegs of The Voice, 2001: A Space Odyssey, & Charlie Brown, recipes for a giggle fit, the person who texts […]

Jul 11, 202252 min
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