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STAB!

STAB! Comedy Theaterwww.stab4gold.com
STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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Episodes

STAB! 306 – Grippin’ The Towel Rack

In this explosive episode of the STAB! show, splatter art enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pained and strained panel of Christy Farley, David Coleman & Melony Ford to share their thoughts on FOOMCL, nine 2022 Winter Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for optimism, non-stretchy Yoga pants, & ten seconds of total invincibility, reviews of […]

Jul 08, 202253 min

STAB! 305 – If Pervert, Take

In this leering episode of the STAB! show, trench coat enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of creeps, Kim Martel, Benton Harshaw & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on LBIST, nine things found on the break room bulletin board of Social Media, celebrations of paper money, Swiss cheese, & Mark Twain, […]

Jun 30, 20221 hr 24 min

STAB! 304 – tacobellqueen432

In this 300 free minute episode of the STAB! show, free CD and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of MORE free CDs, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Feldman, & Molly Doan to share their three FTEs, musings on the bathroom walls of the 90s, craigslist postings for a pit dug in your backyard that leads […]

Jun 28, 20221 hr 14 min

STAB! 303 – Appropriate, Appropriate

In this recorded audio of an episodic nature designated the STAB! show , facilitator and impediment Jesse Jones implores comedic panelists Melony Ford, Ashley Monique, & Tyler Kinney to impart their three takes on HIPOT, nine free Covid test and mask haiku, closing arguments in defense of chub rub, not discovering there’s no toilet paper […]

Jun 27, 202249 min

STAB! 302 – All The Fixins

In this chock full to over flowin’ episode of the STAB! show, your plump and juicy host Jesse Jones welcomes a savory panel of Eric James Barger I, Michelle Petro, Jason Whitesel & Molly Doan to share their three KJVs, nine items on the bulletin board in the break room of Illuminati headquarters, recipes for […]

Jun 24, 20221 hr 14 min

STAB! 301 – The Derek Douglas Cinematic Universe

In this sprawling multiversal episode of the STAB! show, watcher and host Jesse Jones welcomes a crossover panel of Sean Crandall, Dayne Bryant & Eric James Barger I to share their three takes on AADD, pick-up lines to and from a crosswalk button, general relativity, & turkey bologna, celebrations of New Mexico, John Delorean, Joan […]

Jun 22, 20221 hr 12 min

STAB! 300 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2021

In our annual Year End Blowout edition of the STAB! show, super grateful host Jesse Jones welcomes a slew of show producers including Chad Bogard, Jorge Francisco Hernandez, Skip Bacon, Jason Whitesel, Carissa Edwards, Jess Roberts, David Coleman, Katy Grant, Milk Surface, Court Hansen, Madie Nishimi, Heather Rogue, Nicole Eichenberg, Cory Barringer, Spenser Sellens, Buddy […]

Jun 21, 20221 hr 41 min

STAB! 299 – Ultra Textured Milk

In this mouth full of an episode of the STAB! show, your retching host Jesse Jones welcomes an unexpectedly chunky panel of Kim Martel, Chris Miller, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three HYAMLCs, pick-up lines to and from a chimney, mistletoe, & chestnuts, closing arguments in defense of a sack of coal, consumerism, & […]

Jun 20, 202254 min

STAB! 298 – Unrecommendation

In this no longer recognized episode of the STAB! show, human furrowed brow and host Jesse Jones welcomes a formerly valued panel of Kameron Schmid, Jillian Marie, & Melony Ford to share their thoughts on PLH, Pick-Up Lines to and from a Snow Man, the Nice List, & coal, recipes for Christmas Cheer, the person […]

Jun 17, 202251 min

STAB! 297 – Sexy Car Crash

In this vehicular man candy episode of the STAB! show, host, and steamy pile of mangled flesh Jesse Jones welcomes a ruggedly handsome and medically talented panel of Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris & Christy Farley to share their three takes on YTBD, bootlegs of ER, South Park, & The Matrix, winners of fights between the […]

Jun 16, 202255 min

STAB! 296 – Who Is Part Of The Twelve?!

In this sugar encrusted deep state sponsored episode of the STAB! show, your host – clearly in the pocket of big sucrose – Jesse Jones welcomes a dish fighting panel of Jordan Gannon & Tyler Kinney to share their three GPAs, bootlegs of Catcher in the Rye, The Good Place & Top Gun, campaign speeches […]

Jun 15, 202253 min

STAB! 295 – Red In Blue Face

In this very delicate, hot button episode of the STAB! show, color blind host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of purple people: Milk Surface, Jason Whitesel & Willie Travis, to discuss their three takes on SONAR, pick-up lines to and from artificial sweetener, aluminum foil, & basketball shorts, recipes for someone barely holding it together, […]

Jun 14, 202258 min

STAB! 294 – Biblioyaga

In this highly literate episode of the STAB! show, your host and famed cryptid, Jesse Jones welcomes a vengeful and just panel of Nick Pettigrew, Marco Cabodi & Melony Ford to share their three takes on WOTAN, nine Thanksgiving and Black Friday haiku, the victors in fights between a landfill full of obsolete technology vs. […]

Jun 13, 202259 min

STAB! 293 – Am I Stupid?

In this very insecure episode of the STAB! show, your dum dum of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of not smarts in Christy Farley, Dylan Thomas Fox & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on LIFE, pick-up lines to and from pigs in a blanket, a picket line, & Peter Piper, recipes […]

Jun 09, 20221 hr 5 min

STAB! 292 – Surprise Mayonnaise

In this unexpectedly creamy episode of the STAB! show, big dumb man host Jesse Jones welcomes a putting up with him panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Ashley Monique & Molly Doan to share their three HPDJs, bootleg Flintstones, The Matrix, & Squid Game, celebrations of the Wagon Train, Nellie Tayloe Ross, & Ralph Macchio, vows to […]

Jun 09, 20221 hr 2 min

STAB! 291 – Flamingos Are Chickens

In this zoologically challenging episode of the STAB! show, your somewhat pink host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of clucks Coreen Lemcke, Bill Wallis & Jordan Gannon to share their various takes on CALTRANS, nine Halloween haiku, closing arguments in defense of stepping barefoot on a stray Lego in the middle of the night, finding […]

Jun 07, 202256 min

STAB! 290 – Soup To Nuts

In this all encompassing episode of the STAB! show, Alpha host Jesse Jones welcomes an Omega panel of Kim Martel, Michelle Petro & Joe-Joe Louis to give their takes on JOB, bootleg versions of Halloween, Thanksgiving, & Christmas, campaign speeches from a 2009 Kia Soul running for Mayor of a used car lot, a Halloween […]

Jun 07, 20221 hr 10 min

STAB! 289 – Help Me Fill Up This New Tray

In this heapin’ pan of stank that IS the STAB! show, your helpful host Jesse Jones welcomes a junior crime fighting panel of Melony Ford, Stephen Ferris & Tyler Kinney to share their three LTRs, the bathroom wall musings of the panelist’s own brain’s bathroom stalls, craigslist posts selling the Gool Ol’ Days, craigslist, & […]

Jun 03, 202250 min

STAB! 288 – Rhoda! Rhoda! Rhoda!

In this chant worthy episode of STAB! (Rhoda!) your non-Rhoda host Jesse Jones (Rhoda!) welcomes electrifying guests Rhoda Ramone(!!!), Jeff Brown & Jack Brown to share with everyone their three different HAKAS, pick-up lines to or from a smash cake, action movies, & powdered drink mix, closing arguments in defense of a slow moving freight […]

Jun 03, 20221 hr 9 min

STAB! 287 – Problems For Another Day

In this put off edition of the STAB! show, mecha-procrastinator and host Jesse Jones, welcomes super on top of it gents, Ben Rice, Benton Harshaw & Daniel Humbarger to share with YOU their three different FEARs, their bootleg knockoffs of Spider-Man, Lucky Charms, & Seinfeld, recipes for that overachiever who threw off the curve for […]

Jun 01, 20221 hr 5 min

STAB! 286 – Hemorrhoids the Board Game

In this burning and irritating episode of the STAB! show, your swollen host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of piles Daniel Kessenich, Alex Shewmaker, & Willie Travis to share three different takes on RQMTS, nine Fall 2021 haiku, craigslist ads for a collection of a child’s refrigerator drawings, some kind of glowing rock that crashed […]

May 02, 202246 min

STAB! 285 – Money Doesn’t Mean Anything

In this completely fabricated and valueless episode of the STAB! show, host and stack of meaningless rectangles Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of pointless metal circles, Kim Martel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Ben Feldman to share their three different MDMA’s, nine Toon Town break room bulletin board items, celebrations of the Mayflower, Old Ironsides, & […]

Apr 30, 20221 hr 13 min

STAB! 284 – Dramatic Shirtlessness

In this big, burly, oiled up episode of the STAB! show, your ticket to the gun show and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pectacular panel of Marco Cabodi, Milk Surface & Melony Ford to share their three different CUWTAs, their bootlegs of Star Trek, The Office, & Nerf, campaign speeches from a box of store […]

Apr 18, 20221 hr 13 min

STAB! 283 – An Unfit Spartan Baby

In this sickly, scrawny episode of the STAB! show, your dashed on the rocks below host Jesse Jones welcomes a big, burly, bearded panel of Brett Stults, Derek Dozier & Nick Pettigrew to share their three takes on FFS, pick-up lines to and from a milk carton left in the fridge with barely a swig […]

Apr 15, 202255 min

STAB! 282 – He Was Too Much Spaghetti

In this heapin’ plate full of an episode of STAB!, your saucy host Jesse Jones welcomes oodles of noodles of panelists Eric James Barger I, David Coleman, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three meaty takes on GAV, nine items from the break room Bulletin Board of the 2021 Teacher’s Lounge, Campaign Speeches from a […]

Apr 12, 202259 min

STAB! 281 – Please Don’t!

In this for external use only episode of STAB! your use as directed host Jesse Jones welcomes the no-no-goesinya panel of Sean Crandall, Edgar Granados & Kim Martel to share their three TTFNs, bootlegs of Suicide Squad, Guess Who?, & Jiffy Lube, craigslist postings for all the things someone has collected with Biblical faces CLEARLY […]

Apr 12, 20221 hr 19 min

STAB! 280 – Let That Simmer

On this seething, percolating episode of the STAB! show, your slow rolling host Jesse Jones welcomes a bubbly panel of Molly Doan, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to share their three steamy takes on PAYE, pick-up lines to and from student loan debt, a fast food drive through menu board, & recession, recipes for existential […]

Jan 28, 202252 min

STAB! 279 – A Vigilante Team of Soft Boys

In this rough but snuggly episode of the STAB! show, your super squishable host Jesse Jones welcomes a justice loving panel of Dylan Fox & Melony Ford to share their two different CDWOs, six 2020 Tokyo Olympics haiku, closing arguments in defense of no toilet paper in a public restroom, & wasps, reviews of things, […]

Jan 26, 202244 min

STAB! 278 – We Love Our Captain

You will want nothing more than to listen to this episode of the STAB! show, but Captain and host Jesse Jones must not! So instead the faithful panel of Nick Pettigrew, Ryan King & Jack Brown will instead regail him with their three different RTEKs (or AYTMTBs), nine items found on the bulletin board of […]

Jan 25, 20221 hr 11 min

STAB! 277 – Cybercade Funzone Fashion Square Scottsdale

Welcome fun seekers and thrill goers! In this loud, bright and exciting episode of the STAB! show, ticket booth operator and host Jesse Jones welcomes panel of power cards Cory Barringer, Kameron Schmid & Jordan Gannon to share their three takes on AYTMTB, bootleg versions of VeggieTales, Ben & Jerry’s, & America’s Got Talent, campaign […]

Jan 24, 20221 hr 15 min
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