John and Jesse invite all of the best and most available STAB!bers of 2018 to help send the year off, and trade their least wanted Christmas presents with each other in this year end STAB!stravaganza! So to send off 2018 in the style it deserves, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Ben Rice, […]
Go that way. Push play button that way. Play episode. Play episode and listen to episode. Be good, do the thing, listen to the show. It’s good. It’s the goodest. In this goodest episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes good boys Bill Wallis, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones to share their three […]
Have you heard the good word of Klask? It’s your one, last, best hope for salvation! Klask is the only thing greater than ourselves! Klask was here before us and all that shall remain when we are gone will be KLASK! In this episode of Klask’s STAB! brought to you by Klask, host John Morris […]
You want them stacks a listeners all slobberin’ down your podcast stats? Well we got the secrets ta how ta get dem listeners! Come on out to our seminar and we’ll teach you the secret to obscure, audience alienating nonsense: the STAB! way! In this free episode of STAB! hosted by John Morris Ross IV […]
A scientific mind finds a problem and attempts to apply known solutions to similar problems in the hopes that the result can be replicated or at least direct failures toward eventual success. Comedy’s sort of like that. In this scientifically accurate episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Nick Magavern, Court Hansen, Ruby […]
They’re a Squad, and they Patrol the world of Sacramento sketch comedy, keeping the city safe from the most ridiculous of things with the raw power and brute strength of funny! In this special episode of STAB!, Host John Morris Ross IV invites three Patrollers John Kinkade, Marco Cabodi, Coreen Lemcke and STAB!bie Jesse Jones […]
Is this episode long? Yes. Yes it is. But it’s long because it’s full of five comics having a lot of fun and delivering a lot of funny stuff. So, you know, you’ll probably wanna listen. In this plus sized episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Melissa McGillicuddy, Luke Soin, Christiana Dominguez […]
Hey [user] I just thought you should aware that we have posession videos recorded of your on your computer enjoying Brendan Fraser. It’s funny as blackmail. Send us money to s339287710 acct. now. In this rare double titled episode of STAB!, hose John Morris Ross IV asks guests Ben Rice, Jack Brown and Jesse Jones […]
Welcome. Thank you for listening to STAB! Just a normal podcast, where people write terrible things, the kind of thoughts they kind of question themselves for having, then they read them to strangers. It’s normal and cool. On this very normal episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes very cool guests Nick Brunner, […]
Strap into the sadness seat and get real uncomfortable ‘cause we’ve got a little story to tell about organs you take for granted not workin’ worth a damn, and triumphing over that circumstance. Cringe together with STAB! host John Morris Ross IV as his unhealthy guests Rhoda Ramone, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones share with […]
Recorded in the Blue Room in Chico, California on April 19th, 2013, this was the 4th time we ever did the show called STAB!, and it featured a crew of Chico comics, including Steve Swim, Will Craig and Kyle Bowen (along with Sacramento’s John Ross and Jesse Jones). This special episode, is being uploaded again […]
Hey gurl, you wanna sip my snake? Oh, hey, lookitchu GURL, you wanna chug my cat? Yeah, you like that? Yeah you go. You wanna gulp my goldfish! In this… weirdly creepy sounding episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes pet pouring guests Bill Wallis, Ruby Setnik and Jesse Jones to share three […]
Da-da da-da-da things are okay! Two some chichen disks, regular sauce, something, something and a dinner roll. Have it some way! On this somewhat off episode of STAB! host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Michael Cella, Cory Barringer and Jesse Jones to share with the listening audience their three new BEERs, nine Jack in […]
Do you remember, the 21st night of September? Frodo was returning the ring to its sender, while chasing bad Smeagol away. In this mashed up episode of STAB! host John Ross welcomes to the funky, funky shire, Stephen Ferris, Christy Farley, Court Hansen and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on HUSKY, twelve […]
That’s right, the improv sensation “The Liquorice Boys” all together for an episode of STAB! What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Liquorice Boys? That’s fair. In this liquorice scented episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes the three Liquorice Boys: Chris Emery, Jack Brown and Jesse Jones, to tell their three different […]
Completely untraceable. Completely deadly. Completely Bulgaria. Is not uncommon for to know several thousand bees by name in Bulgaria. Ninety-five percent of Bulgarian citizens buzz. In this lethally clandestine episode of the show called STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Mike Cella, Allie Yada, Jason B and Jesse Jones to share with the […]
Granola bar. Those cheese and peanut butter cracker. Raisins. A quiet, forgotten, unforgiving love. We know it, we crave it as much as we despise it. It’s a unsatisfying, wasteful kind of love. Which, to be fair, is mostly hate. In this quietly ignored episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross VI welcomes pretzel sticks […]
Hey gurl, is it gettin’ hot out here, or is it just dozens of me? I’m burnin’ up the dance floor, and the dance ceiling, and all of the neighboring businesses and homes for miles around. Yeah, I know you like that. Oh this fire episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests […]
When last we left our plucky podcast, all hope seemed lost as they found themselves in the clutches of the dastardly Silent Room! How will they find their way out of this fix this time? Leading the STAB! team into the audio abyss is heroic host John Morris Ross IV commanding our courageous crew of […]
Thank you for choosing to visit STAB! Please, if you would like to share your memories of your visit to STAB!, do — after reading the detailed rules of engagement — do so. Strictly enforcing the rules of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes stoic travelers Shahera Hyatt, Greg Sabin, Christy Farley and Jesse […]
We’ve grown today. We’ve seen something that’s going to stick with us. That’s going to change us. Something that just ice cream isn’t big enough for. Boobies and swearing are what this life event demands. Being our guardian into the theater of life that IS STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Alfonso Portela, […]
This is the STAB! Show. You’re about to listen to it. John Morris Ross IV is the host. Michael Cella, Brett Stultz, Kyle Littleton and Jesse Jones were on it. They talked about four different CO2s, twelve dead chihuahua hoarder haiku, Thomas Addison, the iPhone, Canadian railway disasters, Squizzy Taylor, Don Dokken, the Mir Space […]
We only roast the ones we love. This episode of STAB! is proof positive of just how much we love and cherish Emma Haney. All of the terrible things said here in this show were said in the goodest of fun. In this celebration of all things Emma Haney, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes […]
It’s a nice day for a yellow card! Corner for nothin’ and the kick’s for free! You can substitute any time you’d like but you can never… touch the ball with your hands? I’m workshopping here. In this globally beloved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes short shorted guests Chris Emery, Connor […]
Have you been diagnosed with Oogly eyes? Perhaps you’ve been prescribed something meant to fight Googlyism. Has the pollen content in your area rendered your eyes, Achoogly? These are serious, if comically named conditions. On this medically approved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV runs guests/patients Trip Hazard, Amy Estes, Stephen Ferris and […]
Is it a folk album from that artist that you were sure was dead but has actually been pumping out albums regularly and largely unnoticed for decades until they teamed up with a popular contemporary artist to bring their sound to a whole new generation? Maybe… In this episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross […]
I’m sorry, this is awkward but, I mean, I’d want someone to tell me if it WERE me in the situation that you’re in, which you are, and I’m glad I’m not. So… It’s just… You know what, never mind. Never mind I said anything. In this episode of STAB! that’s sorry it even brought […]
Need admission to the Gumball Rally? All you need is a Trickle Nickel. Lookin’ for some quality italian cuisine? You need a plate of Petty Spaghetti. NASCAR puns? Oh yeah, we’ve got ‘em by the Yarborough. On this breakneck, high octane episode of STAB!, host John Ross welcomes pit crew Luke Soin, Christiana Dominguez and […]
Stringy and unsatisfying, the nutritional value of Fraggle has long been known to be negligible, but it wasn’t for their meat that early pioneers hunted Fraggle. It was their soft, brightly colored pelts. On this edutaining episode of STAB!, host and scholar John Morris Ross IV welcomes inquisitive minds Drew Absher, Cory Barringer and Jesse […]
Old wounds heal. Friendships renewed. Time is the most soothing balm. Sometimes, just staying the hell away from each other for a while works wonders. A watched beef never squishes… Or something. In this healing episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Mike Cella, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones to share their […]
