Who even knows where which what goes when? Me? No chance! It’s all blind flailing and apologies… I’ve never truly satisfied anyone, myself included. In this awkward and frustrating episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV asks Jaclyn Weiand, Coreen Lemcke and Jesse Jones to share their three new kinds of SHART, three times […]
It’s the world’s oldest profession. And since there’s been prostitution, there’s been stories of the nights spent partaking in the wares of these skilled professionals. This is one of those stories. On this around the world episode of STAB!, host John Ross tugs information out of guests Parker Newman, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about […]
We like to do shows, it’s a fun thing. We write things then we say them and we record it so you can hear it later and it’s lots of fun… ANY hooters, you’re here, so, you probably know that, so why not listen then? In this episode of STAB! the wholly lifelike John Ross […]
Lady Bird has made Sacramento popular. We’re from Sacramento. We want to be popular. We’re Lady Bird now. That’s that. Call us Lady Bird, at least for this episode. Lady Bird. STAB! Lady STAB! Bird… Something. Lady Bird host and graduate of an all girl’s catholic high school John Ross welcomes fellow Oscar nominated cast […]
STAB! Comedy podcast! Panel show! STAB! Microphones! Nachos! People watching it sometimes! Funny joke comedy podcast panel show! STAB! Host John Ross welcomes this show’s STAB! panel of Joey Stultz, Chris Emery and Jesse Jones to share their fifteen Google searches from Lucky the Leprechaun, nine haiku about alleged illegal Florida family bonding, and varying […]
There’s a funky place that you all should know, when your family needs a trip and they want to go, to someplace new they never been befo’, so just hit the road and you’ll be there before you know! Guiding you through this hip new land of STAB!, host John Ross brings guests Alfonso Portela, […]
STAB! and Coldplay have more in common than it might initially seem on the surface. Both STAB! and Coldplay are mainly enjoyed aurally. Both STAB! and Coldplay perform live. I mean, the list goes on and on. Join host John Ross as he leads Ray Molina, Jaime Fernandez & Jesse Jones through this Coldplay like […]
In a very real way, we are all Fabio’s children. In a very real way, none of us are Fabio’s children. We live with this want, knowing we will never have it, nor do we deserve it. This painful truth and others hover above this episode of STAB! as host John Ross prods guests Benton […]
It’s often difficult to hold back our appreciations. When you see a special, one of a kind talent, you want to burst! To gush all over, showering them with your love. STAB! Is like that. On this very special, sopping wet episode of STAB!, host John Ross asks guests Aviva Siegel, Land Smith-Abbinante and Jesse […]
It was a different time. UPN was a television network, some of us were just graduating high school, while others of us probably weren’t even born yet, which makes that first group feel REAL old. 1996. Man, it was a different time. On this VERY tolerant episode of STAB! host John Ross talks to guests […]
All rules are merely suggestions, followed for fear of retribution by SKANDERBEG! There is no blue, we all only agree that we see it because SKANDERBEG said he did, and we know better than to question SKANDERBEG! John Ross, host of STAB! and vessel of SKANDERBEG asks guests Daniel Humbarger, Trip Hazard and Jesse Jones […]
Everything you understood about lineal existence can eat one… TWO TIMES! You didn’t like the last year? Well turns out, that was only the first half! So buckle up buttercup! STAB! host man John Ross asks guests Ray Molina, Jason B and Jesse Jones to thumb screams mind thoughts about twelve New Year’s resolutions from […]
The world of internet hilarity is a delicate, sensitive one. Sometimes good humor content takes some effort to find. Some people don’t even believe such a thing exists. But it’s there, you just have to look for it. In this little nubbin of an episode of STAB! […]
This place is surprisingly not very sticky, the dress code is pants mandatory and everything is actually brighter than they would normally be. I don’t want to be rude, but what is Olivia DOING? In this confusingly sexy episode of STAB! apparently inexperienced host John Ross asks politely patient guests Allie Yada, Drew Kimzey and […]
Sometimes things make sense. Sometimes trying to make things make sense isn’t worth it. Because sometimes you use the tune of a sitcom theme song to sing about something from a sitcom from twenty years earlier… Don’t think too hard about it. In this, the next most current episode of the STAB! podcast program, host […]
The guidelines have been laid out very clearly. Failure to adhere to the gift exchange policy will result in review of the holiday festivities in general and the party and gift exchange in particular. In this cheerily seasonal episode of STAB!, shift manager John Ross grills guests Stephen Ferris, Ben Rice and Jesse Jones on […]
Oh hey there, I didn’t see ya come in. Ya like what you see? Oh sure you can take a gander. Lookin’ don’t hurt nobody so’s long as you get permission, and yeah, I sure as heck am sure givin’ it. In this episode, host John Ross politely asks Robert Berry, Cheryl Anderson and Jesse […]
Oh yeah! It’s TIME for another episode of STAB! Yeah it is. Because a show like STAB! can’t be stopped, not by Tito Santana, not by Ricky Steamboat, not by Hulk Hogan. No, no it can’TA. ‘LIZABETH! Yeah! On this top rope episode of STAB! Intercontinental host John Ross raps with Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Brunner […]
We all know that lotion is the loudest, most obnoxious moisturising liquid known to man! But what can you do about that dry flaky skin?! There’s got to be a better way! And it’s STAB! On this quiet, soothing episode of STAB!, host John Ross quizzes guests Bill Wallis, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about […]
Not everyone is a John, or a Paul. Some of the world is Jim and Art. Who are you? Are you sure? Because while in your mind you might be The Only Living Boy in New York, everyone else might see John’s annoying brother. In this loved or hated episode of STAB!, host John Ross […]
Here’s the new STAB! episode. Try to just breathe and relax. You’re going to enjoy it a lot more than you expected you would and you’ll wonder why you were so uptight about it in the first place. In this episode of STAB!, John Ross tops and or bottoms discussions with Jason B, Jaclyn Weiand […]
In a show like STAB! you can’t expect everyone to get every reference. I mean, you CAN expect them to, but you shouldn’t, because they won’t. Not all of them. Not all of the time. Was this rant a reference to someone? Maybe. But probably not. But if it was, would you have gotten it? […]
Remember your youth? The hell you do! What you have conveniently put out of your mind is the underlying cruelty and pain in your primary colored memories! We have not and we will spill the ink across your fragile, eggshell psyche! Leading this group therapy session, STAB! Host John Ross asks the quivering, emotionally distraught […]
The Mouse has deemed that it is once again time for STAB! and so therefore it is once again time for STAB! The STAB! program shall begin and it shall be enjoyed. Do not question the Mouse. On this Mouse approved episode of STAB!, host John Ross speaks with Zach Coles, Nick Magavern and Jesse […]
They’re not froo-froo, lady drinks! They’re 8% yum booze yum it ups — ya jerk face! Just ‘cause I don’t like the taste of beer doesn’t mean I don’t like the taste of being drunk! Set me and my boys up with another round and shut yer yapper, turd! STAB! bartender John Ross bellies up […]
We are a country of many diverse peoples from places dotting the entirety of the globe. So it’s only natural to find confusing some things that to others are customary. It’s cool, it’s still weird though… And so in an attempt to better understand the world around us, John Ross, the host of this community […]
He stepped into the throne room only to find a sight beyond his wildest dreams. Not one, but TWO Princes, ready and waiting, their robes fallen around their feet, their crowns, strategically hung. STAB! Returns for the one hundred and first time, guided by hosty host John Ross as he pelts guests Tyler Kinney, Joey […]
For the 100th (ish) time, John Ross STAB!s at guests Edgar Granados, Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris, Danielle Mandella, Ben Rice, Lendy West, Luke Soin, Nick Brunner, Jaclyn Weiand, Daniel Humbarger, Jaime Fernandez, Joe-Joe Louis, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela, and Jesse Jones about such topics as Shannen Doherty, Eugene H Farrar, Mount Vesuvius, Davy Jones, Jane […]
This tightly packed, vessel of STAB! sees John Ross, ask guests Jaime Fernandez, Parker Newman and Jesse Jones to tell us what 99 things they’d like to have, and talk about a Charlie Brown Christmas, the eradication of Smallpox, Joycelyn Elders, Frank Sinatra Jr., Jerry Rice, G.E.’s Communist Purge, nine Russian Teen decapitation haiku, three […]
John Ross leads this spin kickingly friendly episode of STAB!, discussing with Cory Barringer, John’s “cousin” Lippy Whatnot and Jesse Jones non-karate subjects like Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Illegal Italian Fireworks, Nigel Buxton, indoor softball, the first eclipse, Lucy & Desi’s wedding, three different takes on NAAKKK, the synopsis of made-up movies: “The Tales of Joe […]
