STAB! - podcast cover

STAB!

STAB! Comedy Theaterwww.stab4gold.com
STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
Last refreshed:
Follow this podcast in the Metacast mobile app to refresh it and see new episodes.
Download Metacast podcast app
Podcasts are better in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more

Episodes

STAB! 440 – The Chair System

In this very specifically structured episode of the STAB! show, holder of the spreadsheet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a carefully organized panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to their three MTBFs, pick-up lines to and from the clearance bread section in Safeway, unprotected lefts, & an otter dressed like a butler, […]

Jul 15, 20251 hr

STAB! 439 – Accidental Furry Fandom

In this buffed and tuft episode of the STAB! show, jacked rabbit and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that’s had something inside them awaken, including Frankie Lord, Dayna Bryant & Eric Barger, to share their three takes on FCL, nine happy haiku, craigslist posts for a serum that makes all of your reactions Looney […]

Jul 10, 20251 hr

STAB! 438 – Bigfoot Does Not Bottom

In this power episode of the STAB! show, little spoon and host Jesse Jones welcomes a gruff, breathy panel of Nick Pettigrew, Sam Hochhalter, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three CMYKs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of people who Roll Coal, recipes for an unforgettable camping trip, a workout routine you’d […]

Jul 08, 20250

STAB! 437 – Welcome to Baked

In this new startup chill lounge episode of the STAB! show, entrepreneur and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of business partners including Cierra Ramirez, Sethu Chidambaram & Ben Rice to share their three takes on ASHRAE, nine Topical Haiku about the general chaos of the world, descriptions of restaurants themed around Stoned Snacking, trying […]

Jul 03, 202553 min

STAB! 436 – Dramatic Strip Club

In this glitter strewn hard boiled episode of the STAB! show, detective, DJ and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of very stern pastie wearers Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Molly Doan to share their three STABs, bootlegs of 12 Monkeys, 12 Angry Men & Ocean’s Twelve, closing arguments in defense of cult classic status, […]

Jul 01, 20251 hr 2 min

STAB! 435 – Not Here To Fight

In this very civil, very loving episode of the STAB! show, object of hatred and host Jesse Jones invites a peace loving panel of Kameon Schmid, Milk Surface and Jeff Brown to share their three takes on LOVE, pick-up lines to or from a Canyon Beige Pearl 2009 Mitubishi Gallant, a pillowcase full of jelly, […]

Jun 27, 202558 min

STAB! 434 – Great

In this really good episode of the STAB! show, high quality host Jesse Jones welcomes a repetitive panel of Gilbert Gonzalez, Ben Warheit & Christy Farley to share their three PRIs, nine items on the bulletin board of a coffee shop in a RomCom, closing arguments in defense of an awkward standoff when the check […]

Jun 25, 202554 min

STAB! 433 – Remembered For Centuries

In this moody hair flipping episode of the STAB! show, skater boi and host Jesse Jones welcomes a shoe gazing panel of Frankie Lord, Bernie Bakrashian & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on BTWBO, bootlegs versions of Ford vs. Ferrari, Rat Race, & Doctor Who, breakfast cereals themed around puberty, Alpha Bros, & […]

Jun 23, 202546 min

STAB! 432 – All Hail Den’ny

In this ancient, all consuming episode of the STAB! show, mortal vessel and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of Old Gods including Jack Marie, Willie Travis & Tyler Kinney to share their three MMORPGs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters IIUPWBB, EFGULTP & DENHRWU, campaign speeches from the single washrag in the shared bathroom […]

Jun 20, 202551 min

STAB! 431 – I Smell Puddy

In this cute widdwe episode of the STAB! show, succotash sufferer and host Jesse Jones welcomes a fragrant panel of Carissa Edwards, Alex Shewmaker & Chris Emery to share their three takes on GUID, bootlegs of War of the Roses, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, & Newsies, closing arguments in defense of factory […]

Jun 18, 202554 min

STAB! 430 – Ham Fister

In this juicy, bone in episode of the STAB! show, host and grandma Jesse Jones welcomes a salty knuckled panel of Sam Hochhalter & Dayna Bryant to share their two BMIs, pickup lines to and from a rorschach test, & some comfy, ratty, around the house weekend clothes, celebrations of the first great Texas oil […]

Jun 16, 202542 min

STAB! 429 – Hit Me Up Girl

In this flirty episode of the STAB! show, confident, forward host Jesse Jones invites a super receptive panel of Marco Cabodi, Christiana, & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on BOPM, nine items on the Thanksgiving break room bulletin board, restaurants themed around 70s Sci-fi, a restaurant specializing in cheat day meals, & a […]

Jun 13, 202552 min

STAB! 428 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2024

In this sadly slightly muffled episode of the STAB! show, it’s our 2024 STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza! And this year host and merrymaker Jesse Jones welcomes friends, performers and producers of STAB! things Alex Shewmaker, Andy Sarouhan, Ben Warheit, Brett Stults, Cory Barringer, David Shapiro, Dayna Bryant, Emma Haney, Eric Barger, Frankie Lord, […]

Jun 11, 20252 hr 27 min

STAB! 427 – Jack’s Frosting

In this festively flocked episode of the STAB! show, 22 year old willing host Jesse Jones welcomes a spizzy panel of Frankie Lord, Paul Burke & Eric Barger to share their three takes on JINGLE, pick-up lines to and from a carton of eggnog, the guy from the Baby It’s Cold Outside song, & Ten […]

Jun 09, 202554 min

STAB! 426 – We Reuse Lotion

In this questionably useful episode of the STAB! show, twice sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes a chafed panel of Kameron Schmid, Sean Crandall, & Tyler Kinney to share their three CBRs, nine topical haiku about the panel’s feelings about the holiday season, recipes for someone who fake laughs way too much, someone who has all […]

Feb 24, 202557 min

STAB! 425 – Hate Winking

In this aggressive episode of the STAB! show, blinking host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of wankers Mikhail Chernyavsky, Carissa Edwards & Jack Marie to share their three takes on HRH, pick-up lines to and from a medicine cabinet, laundromat, & a needy attention starved couch, new breakfast cereals themed around a calm, rational, level […]

Feb 21, 202550 min

STAB! 424 – Hi, Javier!

In this very Mommy, very Hatty episode of the STAB! show, object of rage and host Jesse Jones welcomes a fan favorite panel of Dayna Bryant, Cierra Ramirez & Jeff Brown to share their three LMGTFYs, nine pieces on the bathroom wall of the Holiday Season, recipes for someone who just knows how to push […]

Feb 19, 20251 hr 16 min

STAB! 423 – Foyer Grass

In this gut busting episode of the STAB! show, quacked up host Jesse Jones welcomes a fatty liver panel of Suzette Veneti, Leo Antolin & Connor Martin to share their three takes on PSIA, bootlegs of 16 Candles, Runaway Bride, & Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, closing arguments in defense of basicness, being kinda mid […]

Feb 17, 202543 min

STAB! 422 – Swearing & Bread

In this starchy, saucy episode of the STAB! show, doughy host Jesse Jones welcomes a foul mouthed panel of Willie Travis, Jenna Swartz & Kim Martel, to share their three BFNs, topical haiku about the state of the world, craigslist posts for a spot on an impossible air ship that once it launches will never […]

Feb 14, 202558 min

STAB! 421 – Literal Poison and Violence

In this very dangerous, very real episode of the STAB! show, vial with a skull and crossbones on it, and host Jesse Jones welcomes a weapon wielding panel of Brett Stults, Bernie Baktashian & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on JEF, pick-up lines to or from a pizza place that still has a […]

Feb 12, 202542 min

STAB! 420 – Totally Normal Pie on the Window Sill

In this absolutely unassuming episode of the STAB! show, host and just host Jesse Jones welcomes a jacked, cherry scented panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Kameron Schmid, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three SPOOKYs, greeting cards for “So you just turned into a werewolf for the first time?”, “Congratulations, you’re a bunch of parts from […]

Feb 10, 202558 min

STAB! 419 – Gotta Joan ‘Em All

In this Joantastic episode of the STAB! show, host, Joan, Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of Joans, Jeff Brown, Dayna Bryant & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on UNFDAC, bootlegs of Happy’s Place, Fire Country, & Joan, closing arguments in defense of Miracle Whip, moral ambiguity, & someone who joins in every conversation […]

Feb 07, 20251 hr 2 min

STAB! 418 – More Umami

In this zero mouthfeel episode of the STAB! show, soupless host Jesse Jones welcomes a drippy red panel of Ben Rice, Sam Hochhalter & Molly Doan to share their three BUBLs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters VUZEODO, HFURLXA, & KAYNYIC, craigslist ads for a room for rent in a horror movie, an assortment of […]

Feb 05, 202553 min

STAB! 417 – Go Back!

In this infinite episode of the STAB! show, small fragment of forever and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of forgotten star dust in Sethu Chidambaram, Gilbert Gonzalez & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on TLC, bootlegs of The Princess Bride, The Land Before Time & Everything, Everywhere, All At Once, celebrations of […]

Feb 03, 202555 min

STAB! 416 – Seventy-Five Hard Yellow Nipples

In this bumpy, helpful episode of the STAB! show, plasticy host Jesse Jones welcomes a sexy, adaptive panel of Dayna Bryant, Andy Sarouhan & Nick Pettigrew to share their three PEBKACs, pick-up lines to and from spatial awareness, those bumpy yellow crosswalk curbs, & a countertop compost bin, closing arguments in defense of toll bridges, […]

Jan 31, 202557 min

STAB! 415 – The Rizzing 20s

In this lit episode of the STAB! show, cringe host Jesse Jones welcomes a main character energy panel of Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on FOAD, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters NMOHEEL, KEMEUNF, & YUUPPYL, new breakfast cereals themed around giving up on your dreams, elective surgeries, […]

Jan 29, 202553 min

STAB! 414 – Science Fair Cs

In this easily passing episode of the STAB! show, popsicle stick bridge and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of unsprouted seeds in Alex Shewmaker, Kyle Buis & Grant Potter to share their three HWAs, nine Friday the 13th haiku, campaign speeches for an elementary school science fair project running for a position in a […]

Jan 27, 202551 min

STAB! 413 – Romulus, The Thinking Clown

In this hilariously thoughtful episode of the STAB! show, sad, pensive host Jesse Jones welcomes a deep, slap stick panel of Willie Travis, Brett Stults & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on IBR, nine items on the bathroom walls of Person Growth, descriptions of theme restaurants, themed around Americanized International Cuisine, The New […]

Jan 24, 202554 min

STAB! 412 – Macroplastic

In this largely man made episode of the STAB! show, glossy, blistered host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of petroleum based pals Marco Cabodi, Leo Antoline & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three JCLAs, new STAB!toinary entries from random letters IBNBUWP, OIDPBSD, & SEREOCW, recipes for a perfect replacement front man for a band, someone […]

Jan 22, 20250

STAB! 411 – Call Me Nurse Joy

In this incredibly detailed episode of the STAB! show host and ruggedly chiseled gym leader Jesse Jones catches all of a panel of Kim Martel, Jack Marie & Eric Barger and makes them share their three takes on IMIO, bootleg versions of dressage, hammer throw & pickle ball, celebrations of Wayne Gretzky, Dan Levy, Betty […]

Jan 15, 20251 hr 16 min
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android