We have a ton of issues going on in the world today. Runaway inflation, a looming economic crisis, a war in Ukraine, and..a black fish? Unless you've been living under the sea for the past few weeks, you've heard of the Internets latest nonsense controversy. Why is everybody so upset that a fictional fish is black? I wasn't aware the historical accuracy of mythological merpeople was such a hot topic. Should we respect these creatures who never existed and not offend them? Or, perhaps, are you ju...
Oct 13, 2022•22 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Now what I'm about to say might be controversial, but why do we care about the Queen? In the UK it's understandable, it's their culture and what not. But here in America? It just never made sense to me. This week, we discuss the Queen. Her accomplishments, controversies (murder, GASP!) and most importantly, why we seem to be obsessed with her. Is it the money? The status? Maybe it's because the Royal Family were essentially the worlds first reality show? I'm not sure, let us know what you think ...
Oct 12, 2022•21 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Ahh, unrealistic expectations. Whether it was your parents expecting straight A's no matter what or you thinking you'd be the next Johnny Depp because you can make faces in the mirror, we've all experienced them. Maybe you didn't get a voice-over role in Encanto, but you're doing pretty well. Unfortunately, someone is going to expect way too much from you and you're going to let them down. But is that really your fault? No. It's not. It's 2022, and we know better. So come join us as we get some ...
Oct 11, 2022•35 min•Season 1Ep. 57
They're not. They're just not. Alpha males are NOT a thing in nature. Stop it. You sound dumb. Wolves protect each other. They don't tear each other down to prove who has the bigger wolf winky. But somehow, "influences" like Andrew Tate have managed to convince thousands of guys to be a douche. What psychological miscues are going on that makes people think it's attractive? What tricks and triggers do these so called "alphas" employ to bring other guys into their damaged worldview? We have absol...
Oct 10, 2022•25 min•Season 1Ep. 56
Disney is responsible for some of the best movies and memories of our childhood. We played those old VHS tapes until they broke, dressed up as iconic characters for Halloween and dreamed of going to Disney World to take a picture with Mickey. Looking back on those movies as a kid, we've noticed some things aren't exactly how they seem. From erections in The Little Mermaid to penis columns in..well..The Little Mermaid, we talk about some adult themes that totally went over our heads as kids. Let ...
Oct 09, 2022•19 min•Season 1Ep. 55
We all loved the holidays and associated characters as children. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth fairy. But upon further reflection as adults, these dudes are kind of terrifying. We have a jolly dude committed B&E, a six foot egg laying bunny stomping around your house and a "fairy" that definitely does some sort of blood magic with all those teeth she collects. Join us as we ruin our childhoods!
Oct 08, 2022•28 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Over the years, a number of popular conspiracy theories have been proven to be true. It's always fun to think about these crazy ideas and try to figure out which are plausible and which are just plain nuts. This week, we talk about some theories we actually believe could be true. We discuss rocks actually being soft (excuse me?), myths and legends like vampires being based on actual beings, and Swiper working with Map to rob Dora, and so much more. Come join us as we lose our minds, Somewhere Un...
Oct 07, 2022•29 min•Season 1Ep. 53
We had so many what ifs for each other we just had to come back for a part 2. Tiff is off gallivanting around the world so we brought in our very good friend Joe Bah! From cold cut bed sheets to Joe's surprising affinity for ASMR, come join us Somewhere underground! And don't forget to check out Bah's music!
Oct 06, 2022•35 min
Have you and some friends ever sit around talking about hypothetical situations, trying to figure out what you would do if you found yourself in them? We do, and we decided to film it. This week, we give each other some scenarios and see how we would resolve them. Some go about as you would expect, but more often than not, someone has some outlandish way to resolve their issues. Find out who the weirdo is this week!
Oct 05, 2022•24 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Cucumbers suck. There, I said it. They just water down your food and make everything taste like you sipped on your drink while taking a bite. It's nasty. I can't tell you how much vitriol I've received for this opinion. This week, we go through some of our hottest takes and see if we agree with each other. Let us know some of your controversial opinions down!
Oct 04, 2022•25 min•Season 1Ep. 50
I don't know about you, but us here at Somewhere Underground never understood the concept of Naked and Afraid. In isolation, these concepts make sense. I mean, who doesn't like a good haunted house or horror movie? And everyone knows everything is better when you're naked. Except being afraid. I do not want to be afraid while I'm at my most vulnerable! And mosquito bites on your intimate parts? Yea, no thanks. This week, we discuss whether or not we would survive out in the wilderness all naked ...
Oct 04, 2022•25 min•Season 1Ep. 49
I can't tell you how many times people have asked me where my accent is from. I've gotten the south, I've gotten "urban" (we all know what that means), and I've even gotten Australian. If you're outside of the NYC area, the way we speak sounds foreign. But for people in and around the city, this is just how we talk. Today, we discuss the slang we use and how it has evolved since we were in high school. Join us Somewhere Underground and let us know how the slang differs where you grew up!...
Jul 19, 2022•20 min
Bobby's in Italy and honestly, we're livid. How dare he live it up in the Venetian sun while we wither away in New York? The audacity of this man to enjoy his life. Absolutely unbelievable. This week, Nick, Tiff and Sabrina discuss some things that bother them. Sometimes, you just have to get some things off your chest.
Jul 19, 2022•25 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Ahh high school drama. Things that seemed like the end of the world back then are just normal days for us now. Nobody sat with you at lunch? You were a loser, an outcast. Now? Please stay away with your microwaved fish. I'm trying to take a break here! We look back on all of the things that we thought ended us socially back then, and compare them to how we would react now. Unsurprisingly, we really don't care anymore.
Jul 19, 2022•20 min•Season 1Ep. 46
We're all afraid of something. Whether it be heights, spiders, or that monster you just know is living under your bed and waiting for you to stick your foot out from under the covers, we've all got them. But when does a fear become irrational and debilitating? This week, we talk about some of our fears, as well as some of the strangest phobias we could find. From Being afraid of the unknown to being terrified of dill pickles, we've covered it all. Join us Somewhere Underground and talk about the...
Jul 19, 2022•17 min•Season 1Ep. 45
There are some universal questions in this life. Like, where do my socks go? And, what the actual fuck? We ask our good friend Ja-Rule (disclaimer: we've never met the man and he doesn't know we exist) how he feels about these and more!
Jul 19, 2022•29 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Ahhh summer. Just the mention of the word fills my head with memories of fun filled days atbthe pool, neighborhood cookouts, and hanging out with your friends all day, every day. There's something magical about that first summer night, where the air just smells like childhood. When did we lose that magic? Nowadays, summer is about sweltering heat, insufferable sunburn and begging your boss for a few days off for vacation. This week, we discuss some of our favorite childhood summer memories and t...
Jun 15, 2022•32 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Has some small, seemingly inconsequential part of everyday life ever really pissed you off? You try to vent to your friends but they don't want to hear it. you write out a post on Reddit and they call you crazy. But you're not crazy, that shit is annoying! This week, we really needed to vent. so we thought we'd share our bitching with our lovely viewer....yup that's you guys! Let us know what really grinds your gears below. ___________________ Follow Us! Instagram: bit.ly/3ES0ctX Spotify: spoti....
Jun 07, 2022•30 min•Season 1Ep. 42
After surviving Vampire Island (go back and watch that video if you're unfamiliar), our homeless undergrounders spot a ship in the distance! They're saved! But if you know anything about our intrepid ensemble, it can never be that easy. They find themselves on the Titanic, stuck in an endless time-loop from 1912. Can our heroes break the curse of the pendant and let the ship and it's passengers move on? Find out in this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!
May 31, 2022•40 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Have you ever wondered what the most notorious serial killers would wear to a special event held in their honor? If you have, that's kind of weird...but so have we! This week, each of us pick a single deranged lunatic to accompany us to this dinner party. What would they wear? How would they interact with each other? Would we make it out of the night alive? Join us and find!
May 24, 2022•44 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Ahh childhood. So innocent, carefree, and full of the weirdest rules your parents could think of. This week, we discuss some of these rules and go into detail about what happened when we broke them. Yes, I was beaten with a wet sock. Yes, Sylvester caused blunt force trauma. And no, I can't get ready in the morning without having flashbacks some 15 years later. Enjoy!
May 17, 2022•27 min•Season 1Ep. 39
We all have embarrassing stories. It's a shared human experience; a rite of passage into adulthood. This week, we take you down memory lane and recount some of our most embarrassing moments. These aren't just "I said 'you too!' to my waitress today, however. These are the stories that keep you up at night 10 years after the fact. Come with us as we share our secrets, Somewhere Underground!
May 10, 2022•36 min•Season 1Ep. 38
The people have spoken! You all loved our last video documenting some weird and outlandish laws, so we thought we'd give you a part two. From chaining alligators to fire hydrants in Alabama to getting nasty with porcupines, we've got you covered with more legal shenanigans!
May 03, 2022•28 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Everybody loves a little Pixar. Their movies are the perfect remedy for both a bad day and a cozy night in. But what if I told you all isn't as it seems..? Many Pixar (and Disney) movies have a dark undertone throughout. This week, we got through two surprising allegories for Finding Nemo and Toy Story 3. If we ruin your childhood, I apologize in advance.
Apr 21, 2022•28 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Do you have some burning questions for the opposite sex? Have you women ever wondered how men deal with morning wood? Any men out there want some insight into...you know *giggity* straight from the horses mouth? Well, look no further because we asked our co-hosts a variety of questions, and learned about their experiences. Men and women view things differently, and in some cases (like just walking home from the club), the differences can be pretty drastic.
Apr 05, 2022•42 min•Season 1Ep. 33
You know the type, loud as a motor bike, always asking for a manager in a store fight. We've all had an experience or two with a wild Karen.Now a little known fact; Karens can be male or female. Whether it be a soccer mom trying to give us an expired coupon or an old man barking at a waitress about "earning her tip", these menaces are everywhere. Join us as we reminisce on our days in customer service and try to work through our shared retail trauma.
Mar 29, 2022•42 min•Season 1Ep. 32
We all know the feeling. It's about three days after pay day, you're feeling good. You know you have that sclooch in your account, ready to be spent. You go out and check your balance just in case, knowing you definitely have more than enough. Then that sinking feeling hits...where is it?! Where did it go?! I know I had money in here yesterday! This week, we discuss where our money goes, and Nick goes a little deeper on the overall economics of it. We're screwed, folks.
Mar 22, 2022•25 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Let's take a trip down memory lane! This week, the crew reminisces on the good 'ol days of college. What was supposed to be a nice episode about how we grew as people quickly devolved into stories about sex, walking in on roommates having sex, and one claparific orgy.
Mar 16, 2022•31 min•Season 1Ep. 30
What if I told you werewolves were actually vegetarian? This week, we take an unfortunate Uber ride and get stuck with a werewolf after midnight. He was actually a pretty nice guy, if not a little rough around the edges. He took us into his world so we'd be able to make an episode on the true nature of his people. Since this is us we're talking about, things obviously took an unexpected turn. Learn all about our friend Wolfie and out journey into Werewolfdom on this weeks episode of Somewhere Un...
Mar 02, 2022•31 min•Season 1Ep. 28
This week on Somewhere Underground, we're joined by our friend Tiffany to discuss the weirdest laws and taboos we could find. As usual, things take an unexpected turn towards the strange and perverse almost immediately. Do you think the citizens of Texas should be able to sell their eyes on the black market? Do swans need protection from wandering elephants? Find out on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!
Feb 23, 2022•32 min•Season 1Ep. 27
