This weeks episode was supposed to be nice and easy. Tell a few stories, have a few laughs. But when Nick starts talking about that time he "accidentally" had sex, things get a little weird. From wearing Olaf booty shorts to getting a Malibu cranberry spit in his mouth, come take this bizarre journey with us!
On this weeks episode, the crew at SUP are tasked with going inside the minds of both Kanye West and The Joker. Why, you might ask? Well, it turns out the MIB have a super secret "Psyche Division". This team goes into the minds of people suffering from mental illness to quell the personifications of said illness. Can our superficial psychonauts battle the forces of schizophrenia, or will they end up leaving a baby in a depression bathroom? Find out on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!...
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Everybody knows the story of Frosty the Snowman. But have you heard about The Notorious I.C.E.? This week, the SUP Crew inadvertently summons a magical snowman. They need to find a way to get Mr. Ice to the North Pole before he melts! Join us on another hilarious adventure into the absurd as we contemplate both engaging in intercourse with and melting the conscience snowball.
If you tell us you've never thought about what you would do if you had the opportunity to turn into the opposite sex for a day, we'd say you're lying. This week, The SUP Crew gets freaky and contemplates how they would spend their day. Would you see what nightlife is like as a guy? Experience the deeper emotional connections that girls share? Or would you spend your whole day 'exploring', ya bunch of nasties?
Imagine you're a regular person in the MCU. You finish up a long week at work and can't wait to get home and relax. When you walk outside, the birds are chirping, children are playing and the Hulk is throwing your car...The Hulk is throwing your car?! This is just a normal day in the life of a regular person in the Marvel universe. Does Geico cover this, or do they call it "an act of Gods"?
It's that time of year again. A time for joy, laughter, and a little bit of family drama to spice things up a bit. The end of the holiday shenanigans puts a lot of us into a deeper state of reflection. What are some things we want to change going into the new year? How can we be better versions of ourselves? This week, we explore our own resolutions that we never seem to keep, as well as blast people who make fun of others plans (we're looking at you, gym bros!).
Do you present yourself authentically on Social Media? This week, we discuss whether tinder profiles are authentic, how easy (or hard) it is to gauge peoples true intentions through social media, and the effect that these platforms could have on kids moving forward.
Have you ever wondered what life would be like as an Elf On A Shelf? This week, we tackle this burning question facing America today. We go through what type of Elf we would be and run the gamut from an alcoholic Elf that messes everything up to a cynical little being that doesn't believe in magic. Put on your Christmas hats and join us as we fall down this rabbit hole!
While we all love to joke around and laugh, it's important to look in the mirror and reflect. This week, we confront some of our toxic traits and explore some ways to overcome them and grow as individuals. Do you have any advice for overcoming some of these traits? Do you have your own toxicity that you're trying to overcome? Follow us on Instagram @somewhereunderground or shoot us an email at nick@somewhereunderground.com. We would love to hear from you!
Everybody has some terrible firsts. From having your friends watch you drown in a hot tub to awkward Bumble catfishes, join us on a trip down memory lane!
Have you guys ever noticed the blatant disregard for human life displayed at Hogwarts? This week, the SUP crew takes another trip into the magical world of Harry Potter. They put themselves in pivotal scenes from the first few movies and discuss how things would go down with them there. They then begin to realize how dangerous this "school" really is and tear down the entire establishment. What starts as an innocent quest to find out why Myrtle really moans turns into a scathing critique of the ...
This week, Sabrina tells us a story about an ain't shit dude doing ain't shit things. It's a tale as old as time, really. We discuss her current situation and talk about experiences we've had in our lives. Nick does what he does and calls the cheater out on his shenanigans, so stay tuned to see if he decides to crash our set one day.
After an unfortunate game of hide and seek in an old wardrobe, the crew finds themselves warped to Narnia. However, It's looking a little different from how we all remember it from the movies. Immediately, something isn't right. Bobby turned into a beaver! Nick is oblivious and just has to pee, and he ends up getting kidnapped yet again (real original, right?). Now, our heroes embark to find Nick and turn Bobby back into a human. On their journeys, they meet Bobby's beaver family, Peter Pan, and...
This week, the SUP Crew gets serious. Apparently some mad scientists are working on ways to delete painful memories from your mind. We discuss whether we would do it and why. We also break out our tinfoil hats and talk about a few conspiracies we can see happening if this technology is used for the wrong reasons.
Part Two of our Halloween Special! The Boo Crew escaped the mysterious mansion relatively unscathed. Nick is still missing his nipples and Ally might be hobbling a bit, but they're alive and driving off into the moonlight. Well they were...until their car broke down in the middle of a cornfield. With Jigsaws voice filling the air through the car speakers, our heroes are in for the fight of their lives. Can the Boo Crew figure out how to survive yet again? Will Bobby and Sabrina dig through anoth...
Part one of our Halloween Special! When the Boo Crew (yup, we're the Boo Crew now) goes to a haunted house, things take an unexpected turn for the worse. Nick goes missing after leaving the line to urinate. Once inside the house, the crew has to play a game to get him back. Tune in next week for part 2 to see how this misadventure ends!
Everybody loves Tim Burton and his imaginative characters, and we're no exception. We grew up with his movies, after all. From The Nightmare Before Christmas to Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, we all have our favorite characters that have stuck with us. This week, we answer the age old question: which one of these characters would help us survive a zombie apocalypse? Nick goes singing with The Pumpkin King. Ally gets weird with the Cheshire Cat. Sabrina goes all psycho with Sweeny T...
When the gangs scenic train ride through Europe gets attacked by Swedish (German?) vampires, all hell breaks loose. Nick tries to find a vamp-bride, Ally has a mental break, Sabrina tracks down some naked vampire researchers (also while naked) and Bobby...Bobby has relations with a bat.
So a startup is trying to revive woolly mammoths to combat climate change. I feel like I’ve seen this movie before…
In a world where pod-casters are granted super powers, the Avengers need a new squad. Listen as The Wiz Kid, ZapJones, Squirrel Girl and The Dirty Bubble discuss how they would use their powers for good...or in Bobby's case, try not to ruin his house. Can our heroes save the day? Or will they cave to the pressure and pee themselves trying? Find out in episode 6 of Somewhere Underground!
What started as a wholesome discussion about Jumanji quickly derails when Ally becomes a mosquito. We delve into the sexual habits of bonobos, life-sized penguins named Flip, and Bobby's sacrifices to the bears. They're his friends. He sacrifices his friends. Hike with him at your own risk...
How dope would it be if the Wizarding World were real? Think of all the manic magical marvels of misfortune you could get into. In this episode, we talk about what we would do at Hogwarts and beyond. Some of us have high aspirations, like Ally becoming an Auror. Some of us just want to have fun, like Nick casting Dongus Elongus. Others still just want to be mailmen. Yea, we really need to have a talk with Bobby about that one...
The Purge is upon us! If we lived in this nightmarish society, would we survive? Well, it depends on who you're asking. Jones goes full conspiracy theorist and bunks down with the doomsday preppers while Bobby shacks up with his grandma. Nick goes full Indiana Jones and Ally...buys a sandwich?
If it really came down to it, how many fifth graders could you take on before going down? A crazy concept, but one that Nick has found himself in one too many times. Join us as we tackle these little demons (literally and figuratively) and learn about that fateful November morning that still haunts Nick to this day. Believe in them or not, stories of Alien sightings have been running wild lately. How would we act if we woke up naked on a cold metal table, realizing we were just abducted by ET? W...
Have you ever had a surreal dream, woke up, and think "Well this is my life now" before snapping out of it? Join us as we talk about our wildest dreams and wonder how the world will be if our dreams became reality. In this episode, you'll learn where Nick got his snowman phobia from and how many times Ally died in her sleep. Some questions, like what Bobby thinks laundry baskets are actually for, may never be answered.
