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Sometimes I Hate You Podcast

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A weekly comedy variety podcast hosted since 2017 by best friends Andy Chavez and Victor Calva. We bring a whole bunch of topics to each week’s episode and try to hammer out the issues that really matter. issues like, what men can do to themselves to be sexier. what it would be like to know a woman who legally married a ghost in France. we even regularly have guests like Arnold Schwarzenegger stop by to voice the show. Email us at silysihypodcast@gmail.com
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Episodes

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 244 - Threre Was Meat Dangling Where Meat Shouldn’t Be Dangling

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! This week Viktor and Andy learn the history of an infamous nickname. Turns out little brittish kids are douche bags. Andy introduces us to friend-of-the-podcast George’s new DND character, an effeminate elf rogue named Jeff. Viktor takes us on an actual body horror filled journey to the dentist. Google liver clot, go, do it now, you’ve got to google the phrase liver clot! Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! Em...

Jun 27, 20251 hr 17 minEp. 244

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 243 - I Think My Sweat Smells Like Weed

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor. In this episode Andy takes us on a ride to appraise Viktor’s genitals. Yes, they’re pretty great, he’s had no complaints. Viktor takes us on a journey to NorCal (Northern California) for a summer graduation ceremony. Andy tells us a little about a game he’s loving, but only after spending dozens of hours beating up robots to a beat in Hi-Fi Rush. Andy gets sick on a two day trip to rural Texas and ...

May 16, 20251 hr 20 minEp. 243

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 242 - Andy The 24Hour Rockstar Avoiding Fart Boners

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor. In this episode Andy went on an epic adventure to San Diego, Ca to peform a one night only show with his band. This episode is about the shennanegans that ensue. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! Email us at: silysihypodcast@gmail.com Check Out Andy’s Live Perfomance Here: https://youtu.be/FAM98TV8DUY?si=SOAdWZ1SGgIOynhw

May 02, 20251 hr 16 minEp. 242

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 241 - Stole My Gay Soul

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Andy and Viktor! Andy is going on a trip back to California for a one night only heavy metal performance. To celebrate the release of Norwegian by Finding T.H.E.T.I.S any built a crazy streaming camera apparatus and will be experimentally attaching it to Viktor’s neck. Viktor learns his gambling lesson thanks to zombies at Rocket Con. Viktor just wanted that Flasher Gremlin so damn badly, too damn badly. Andy tells...

Apr 01, 20251 hr 25 minEp. 241

Sometimes I Hate You - Epsode 240 - Top Bunk With A Glory Hole

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Viktor and Andy. In this episode Andy rants a little about Harry Potter, the books, not the movies you lazy ass nerd. Viktor defines is no cured homophobia of olde. We explore Andy and Viktor’s future sexual relationship, of course this is after we both loose our wives in a tragic accident. Somehow the accident mus span 1,500 American miles. Andy regalis us with a cautionary tale, should you have a toddler, you wil...

Mar 31, 20251 hr 1 minEp. 240

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 239 - That Is Not Romantic, It’s A Curse

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by Viktor and Andy. In this episode we very quickly jump between hit dating reality show form the early 2000s called The Flavor Of Love, then we explore a reality tv murderer and we even get to talk about an abandoned grocery store full of cockroaches and exploded milk jugs. Oh and how can we forget about Viktor’s tirade against the pieces of absolute artistry that is the final act of Nosferatu (2024). Thank you for joinin...

Feb 28, 202553 minEp. 239

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 238 - They Look Like Sex Dolls

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Join our hosts Viktor and Andy as they explore the weirdly sexual nature of learning to play a drum kit. Viktor tells us about the mediocrity this is Unknown 9: Awakening, which is a multimedia entertainment series that Viktor almost completely ignored the plot to midway through. Andy tells us about a pleasant rock climbing game that actually is one of the best in Don’t Nod’s catalogue, check out Jusant (pronounce it with a...

Feb 14, 20251 hr 6 minEp. 238

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 237 - Ow My Foot, Ow My Foot!

Welcome back to you favorite comedy variety podcast! This week Andy and Viktor come out swinging by thinking about ectoplasm actually being sex fluid. Andy realizes that most of his personality is actually just stories of his adolescence. This episode obviously has one of those stories, it has to do with a ninja star in the hood. Andy also learns you some things about Ninjas. Viktor tells us about how he and his wife attended an awkward teenage girl’s coming of age party, also known as a Sweet 1...

Feb 10, 20251 hr 11 minEp. 237

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 236 - Home Invaders Beware My Boar Spear

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode your host Andy asks other host Viktor whats going on with the new social craze of collectable popcorn buckets, offered at most movie theaters. Andy and Viktor break down their Christmas presents for one another and some of their favorite gifts in general. Hint, hint one was a Boar Spear and the other was an Aliens Pulse Rifle. Viktor talks about trusting Andy with his life the first time he ever tried Virtua...

Jan 10, 20251 hr 9 minEp. 236

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 235 - Sometimes I Hate Video Game Awards 2024

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! Its that time of year again, Viktor and Andy award the best and worst games they played this year. We have the Wife Choice Awards, with competitors First Descendent, Call Of Duty Black Ops 6, Stray and Return To Grace. We have the Greatest Failure awards handed to games that were either absolutely horrible, or that we thought in our hearts we would love, but were very, very wrong. Viktor has an extremely late contestant add...

Dec 20, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 235

Sometimes I hate You - Episode 234 - You Look Him In The Eyes When You Kill Him

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode Andy and Viktor talk about how much their book buying habits have changed. We realized that Viktor and Andy’s Grandpa’s are two sides of the same coin. That coin includes murder tips, gambling habits and nobodies name being their real name. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! Email Us At: silysihypodcast@gmail.com

Dec 06, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 234

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 233 - Viktor Is Wed

Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by a couple of married dudes named Andy and Viktor. In this episode we tackle the tale of Viktor’s wedding from the perspective of both a frazzled groom putting pretty much everything together by hand and the Level 2 Best Man who flew 1100 miles and had to be a photographer in the event he was shooting. This one is long and kinda weird, just sit down and listen to it. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! Email us at silysih...

Nov 22, 20241 hr 35 minEp. 233

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 232 - It Shouldn’t Be That Color!

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode we get to really analyze the difference between Viktor and Andy’s party days. Viktor and his fiancee get to drink bright green atomic alcohol and tag-team puke into a toilet and sink. Andy and his family go on a tiny train train to see a park and eat a warm giant pickle. There’s also the possum sanctuary and the weird talk with a 60 year old man at a cereal bar. Viktor tells us about Star Wars Outlaws and An...

Oct 19, 20241 hr 28 minEp. 232

Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 231 - He Cut Off And Fed Her Her Own A$$ Cheeks

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! Obviously this week Andy and Viktor come out swinging with the idea that Justin Timberlake may have been apart of an early 2000s raper gangbang and P Diddy owning far too many dildos and maybe strapping them to animals. Andy talks about his first and worst tattoo in years. Viktor tells us about his pre-marriage, pre-parenthood trip to Disneyland where he kinda got a taste of both. Andy tells us about tinder horror cannibal movie...

Oct 04, 20241 hr 10 minEp. 231

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 230 - Play The Witcher 3: Blood And Wine

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Viktor tells Andy about Beatlejuice Beatlejuice, there will be a few spoilers. Andy gives a deep critique of his time with The Withcer 3 Wild Hunt. It took so very long for him to beat it, so give him a break if he rambles for a while. Andy might actually not like Jedi Survivor at all. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You Email us at: silysihypodcast@gmail.com

Sep 23, 202456 minEp. 230

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 229 - Putting Your Flacid D*ck On His Shoulder

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor go on a freindship discovery and we learn together how much Tim Burton films acatually matter to Viktor. Never in a million years thought we’d bond over girly emo movies from our youths. Viktor tells us about needing to walk out of Deadpool 3, this is one of the oldest man moment we’ve ever seen from him. Andy talks about his slow but steady completion of The Witcher three and a couple of weird bug...

Aug 30, 202455 minEp. 229

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 228 - Check Out My Pu**y Fingers

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode hosts Viktor and Andy imagine Chuck E Cheese but overrun by Southern Californian Gangsters. Viktor tells us just how far off from reality Instagram can be through a story of a gothic church inspired Mexican restaurant. Sounds great, I know, but just listen to the story. Viktor tells about how he got into a fight with a fallout themed ceramic cup and it won! We also get really, really real about how much we’v...

Aug 16, 202440 minEp. 228

Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 227 - He Sneezed His Guts Out

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor talk about Macho Man Randy Savage’s Slim Jim mascot successor. Andy complains about getting through Elden Ring to get to the DLC, so instead he just goes on and on about how good The Witcher 3 still is. Viktor asks Andy to be his best man, which includes a whole box of surprises. Andy also brings the heat, or well intestines, he brings the intestines as a news article for this week. thank you for j...

Jul 26, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 227

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 226 - This Gas Station Egg Is So Delectable

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this Episode Andy and Viktor realize Cicada are really weird little bugs while we describe their effects on Texan life. Andy tells Viktor his deepest darkest breakfast secrets. Andy’s whole family had a ailments through the father’s day weekend. We also learn about a dude found with a whole human arm in the passenger seat of his car parked outside of his workplace. Thank you for joining us at Somtimes I Hate You! Email u...

Jul 12, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 226

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 225 - Yall Got Those Pregnant Cow Gloves

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Viktor and Andy talk about the newest coolest Monster Energy Drink based event. Monster Energy Drink is currently running Monster Gear, a giveaway where you can scan your Monster Energy Drink receipts and use the points to purchase items from their shop. Andy picked up the pace and finished off Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, Do I Bother You At Night and Dowry Of Blood. We learn the thrilling conclusions whic...

Jun 28, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 225

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 224 - My House Is Hauted By Wasps

Welcome back to another episdoe of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor really just explore their relationship with liquids and their partner’s lack there of. Andy may or may not be Jealous that Viktor has a friend who is letting him read a book he’s writing. Andy wants to write a book, how dare he. Only person that ever enthusiasticaly read Andy’s work-in-progress book was Viktor’s Potato Ex. Andy goes on a rant about the strenghts and weaknesses of the Alien film fra...

Jun 14, 202459 minEp. 224

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 223 - Sleep Walking, Sleep Talking, Sleep Eating and Sleep Terrors

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Viktor and Andy really come out swinging by talking about server maintenance. Andy also complains about the total loss of Fallout 3 progress after falling in love with the game over the last month. Viktor trys yet again to sell you and Andy that Dragon’s Dogma is a great game. Andy and Viktor both complain about the overwhelming abundance of Fallout stuff cluttering all pop media platforms. Andy took a trip to the...

May 31, 20241 hr 10 minEp. 223

Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 222 - Like Yakuza And Skyrim Had A Baby

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This is a nostalgic ass episode with Andy and Viktor. Andy tells us about some of his favorite toys from 1999 which were actually just ID badges for characters form Star Wars The Phantom Menace. Andy analyzes his feelings for videe game Fallout 3 like 16 years after first discovering the series. Viktor tells us more about Dragon’s Dogma, which we’ve realized is Japanese as F*ck! Andy explains his decision for supporting Cop...

May 17, 202457 minEp. 222

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 221 - That Security Guard Had The Softest Hands

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Andy and Viktor agree that if its hit and run on a highway when no one is around, it never really happened. Viktor tells about the dead body he found and Andy tells us about the first live music he’s seen in over a year. If you haven’t before, for the love of all that is holy go look up The Acacia Strain. Andy tells us about the blackest birthday cake and obviously the blackest bowel movements you’ve ever kn...

May 03, 20241 hr 10 minEp. 221

Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 220 - Are Zabrak Black With Red Tattoos, Or Red With Black Tattoos?

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor find out what happened to their pets who actually did go off to a farm. Andy tells us about the dramatic conclusion of novel The Only Good Indians, this time a lot of it takes place in a makeshift sweat lodge made of old jackets. Viktor breaks down the meta plot of Death Stranding, so if at any point you don’t know what is going on, pause the podcast. Go play Death Stranding to completion, then com...

Apr 26, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 220

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 219 - Promiscuous Native American Woman

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode hosts Viktor and Andy ponder the misteries fo modern technology thorugh the random texts their car tires send them. Andy got sick and stayed up all night watching George Ramero’s Dawn Of The Dead and serial drama True Detective for the first time. Viktor admits that 70s horror movies are really boring while our hosts break down the weird plots of horror classics like Frankenstein, The Mummy and The Creature ...

Apr 19, 202452 minEp. 219

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 218 - It Wasn’t Cosmic Horror, It Was Just War Fiction

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week your hosts Andy and Viktor talk about Andy eating “sushi” for the first time. Andy talks about the creative slump he’s been and Viktor as it turns out has been in the same place, he's making action figures again though. Andy tells us about a Native American horror book about a maybe deer ghost? Thank you for joining us at Somtimes I Hate You! Email us: silysihypodcast@gmail.com

Mar 05, 20241 hrEp. 218

Somtimes I Hate You - Episode 217 - Andy Is Turning Into A Prepper

Welcome back to your favorite comety variery podcast. As alwasy your hosts Viktor and Andy are marching ever toward the big sleep and with that comes some sad dad-ass purchases and mindests. Andy bought a tiny washing machine and a solar generator but he’s also way into super brutal true crime videos on youtube. Viktor educates Andy on the proper amount of Jean washing that should be done, the answer is “You should wash your pants more than once every two weeks.” Viktor and Andy criticize the ne...

Feb 12, 202454 minEp. 217

Sometimes I Hate You Podcast - Episode 216 - I Accidentally Left A Staple In His Head

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor explore the many horrible, horrible states of being human. Espcially focusing on getting sick, then only eating and pooping out cough medicine. Andy expresses how bowel cancer is the abolute worst and he even tells us a little story of his vasectomy. This of course causes viktor to have a very physical reaction. Viktor tells us about how he got to be his dad’s spiteful nurse before the reaper took ...

Jan 06, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 216

Sometimes I Hate You Podcast - Episode 215 - The First Ever Sometimes I Hate Videogames Awards

Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor talk about whats been going on in Viktor’s life. He’s been dealing with the worst Black Friday, He’s been seeing his Fiance way less than he should be and it looks like his anxiety gagging is before work is coming back. Viktor and Andy talk about parenthood and when the right time to have kids are. You will never sleep again. Oh yeah and we host the first ever Sometimes I Hate Video Games awards, where we both decide...

Dec 08, 20231 hrEp. 215
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