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Sometimes I Hate You Podcast

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A weekly comedy variety podcast hosted since 2017 by best friends Andy Chavez and Victor Calva. We bring a whole bunch of topics to each week’s episode and try to hammer out the issues that really matter. issues like, what men can do to themselves to be sexier. what it would be like to know a woman who legally married a ghost in France. we even regularly have guests like Arnold Schwarzenegger stop by to voice the show. Email us at silysihypodcast@gmail.com
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Episodes

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 214 - I Tore A Hole From My Taint To My Belt

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Andy and Viktor talk about some times they eluded trouble in highschool. Sometimes you're praying to god that you don't get caught by cops in an abandoned house, sometimes its the same prayer but 2:30 in the morning and you're crawling past a police station on a stolen children's scooter. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You!

Nov 25, 20231 hr 12 minEp. 214

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 213 - We're Back Bitches

Two years away and a whole lot of changes the amazing Andy and the velvety smooth Viktor are back with your favorite every other week comedy variety podcast. In this episode we hear about a wedding and some of the best haunted horror mazes. Thanks for sticking around, pick up your pizza off the ground, that shit's old and nasty, take a bite. Thank you for listening to Sometimes I Hate You!

Nov 10, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 213

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 212 (I Was Wrong, There Is A Child-Rat-God)

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy, Viktor and Cyle discuss the insane game about a child rat god called A Plague Tale Innocence. We find out that the events of the Fast and Furious films may have actually lead to the downfall of the world in the Mad Max cinematic universe. Andy also takes the time to tell us all about his very strange COVID-19 vaccine side effects. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! Emails at sometimesihateyoupodcas...

Jul 25, 20211 hrEp. 212

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 211 (Macho Macho Meat Stick Man)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Andy and Victor are without Cyle but its okay, more room for talking about cannibalism. We talk about the new limited edition Macho Man Randy Savage 3 times the meat slimjims that may or may not be made out of Macho Man Randy Savage's rotten corpse. I mean limited edition has to mean something right? We also talk about the horrible rumor that North Koreans may or may not have eaten displaced farmer children in the 1990's to...

Jul 08, 20211 hr 3 minEp. 211

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 210 (An OJ Simpson Machete From The Philippines)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week our hosts Andy, Viktor and Cyle talk about some of the horrible life lessons caused by asking people out and being asked out in your formative years. Victor and Andy bond over the horrible life lessons about manhood taught to them by their grandfathers. Such as "When you stab a guy, make sure you look into his eyes as he dies, make sure he doesn’t forget what happened". And who could forget the gem "When you pull ...

Jun 23, 20211 hr 11 minEp. 210

Sometimes I Hate you - Episode 209 (My Dad Disappeared For Five Days And Showed Up With An Xbox)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy, Viktor and Cyle explore their first experiences with Quinton Tarantino’s hit films and we all tell you how important we think the Kill Bill films are. Andy once again suprises us with his weirdly primitive youth, considering his addition to technology in old age. Cyle and Viktor talk about how they first got into the Xbox series of consoles. Oh and the crew talk for a little bit about the global phenomena th...

Jun 18, 20211 hr 31 minEp. 209

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 208 (Burger Me? Burger Me? No Burger You!)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor are without a Cyle, but thats okay because things get really stupid still. Andy tells us about his new video project he’s working on. Hint, hint, its about a burger joint he made up. We find out that there is a secret world of motorcyclist casual meetups, that might sometimes be sexual. Victor even tells us about how he ran into his soulmate at work out of nowhere. Thank you for joining us at Somet...

Jun 09, 20211 hr 17 minEp. 208

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 207 (That Cop Just Wanted To Put It In My Mouth And Be Done With It)

Welcome back to yet another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Your hosts Andy, Viktor and Cyle talk about what they like to do late at night and apparently drinking large amounts of alcohol alone isn’t just for depressed people. It’s great for idiots listening to motorcycle music too. Andy tells a nail biting story about his time in the pen this week. We recommend a great new video game that you have to play with a friend or a loved one. Cyle and Andy also watched one of the worst...

Jun 03, 20211 hrEp. 207

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 206 (Stuck At The Mexican Border and Lost In The Desert With Dinosaurs)

Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Viktor, Andy and Cyle go on seperate adventures. Viktor went to fulfill a non-Andy related best-friendship-favor. Cyle takes Andy to see a dragon in the middle of the desert and we all talk about the vastly different video games we’ve been playing. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You!

May 26, 20211 hr 29 minEp. 206

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 205 (All 90’s Rappers Were Gay)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy, Victor and Cyle find out that there were alot of weird things going on in 1990’s rap. Everyone talks about completionists in video games and what it really means to be satisfied with a fictional outcome. This one is kind of a nerdy episode, so heads up. Thank you for joining us on Sometimes I Hate You!

May 22, 202156 minEp. 205

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 204 (So I Just Cut It All Off)

Welcome back to yet another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week your usual chuckle fucks in the form of Kyle, Victor and Andy are joined by the magnanuimous Jas. They chose to spend this valuable time and energy explaining to you the many hardships of hit survival horror videogame franchise, Resident Evil. Andy tells everyone about his horrible feelings of self consiousness that may be due to hair loss. And of course in usual Sometimes I Hate You fashion, Viktor decides to...

May 13, 202157 minEp. 204

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 203 (I wrote Erotica In Middle School)

Welcome back to yet another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast.Andy, Victor and Cyle took the week off, a lot of stuff was happening, sheesh get off of my back woman. We talk about a wierd movie Cyle was super excited about then passed out half an hour into called The Devils, its about a sexy priest banging a city full of women. Andy and Viktor ponder over the posibility of having created hit musician and horror film director Rob Zombie. Oh and who could forget that Andy talked abou...

May 12, 202155 minEp. 203

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 202 (I Think I Like Covid)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. Once again this week Andy and Viktor are one woman down, but its okay. This time they ditch the video game and movie talk in exchange for deciding if they actually like this new Post-Covid isolation lifestyle. Andy tells Victor a follow up to last week’s Dungeons and Dragons session involving a massive half orc barbarian bisecting a skinny 45 year old man with a puzzle box. We also finally explain what Episode 200 is and wh...

Apr 22, 202154 minEp. 202

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 201 (She Dove To Her Death)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor are flying without the lady of the house. Cyle was taking a nap after spending the day cleaning. Andy tell us about an insane session of Dungeons and Dragons with his party. Victor explains his favorite things about a game he sucked at in his childhood. Andy and Victor reflect on their love for experimental, goofy and oftentimes cartoony video games from their youths. Thank you for joining u...

Apr 16, 20211 hr 8 minEp. 201

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 199 (Andy’s Birthday Bonanaza)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy, Cyle and Viktor recount Andy’s exciting and second pandemic birthday. Bows and arrows, pancake birthday cakes and the quest for pie. Who would ever try to plan out a bday party for this weirdo. We wrap it all up by telling you about a horror movie in which a pregnant woman is instructed to commit murder by her unborn baby called Prevenge. What a glorious day! Thank you for joining us on Sometimes I Hate You!...

Apr 03, 20211 hr 1 minEp. 199

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 198 (Strippers and Slums)

Welcome back to your favorite comedy podcast. This week Andy, Cyle and Victor explore deeper down the cyptocurrency rabbit hole as andy explains a virtual living space called Decentraland which actually sells virtual realestate for money. Cyle talks about prepping for Andy’s birthday and her inability to bottle up the excitement of secret presents. Andy talks about his new lightsaber and the weird company that is ultra saber. Oh and there is a rant about The Legend Of Zelda not actually being a ...

Apr 01, 202158 minEp. 198

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 197 (This Man Is The Texan Shopping Mall Archivist)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week we are joined by Cyle, Viktor and Andy. Cyle and Andy tell us about their YouTube misadventures involving Chris “Mindfreak” Angel, the first responders in New Orleans on a reality show called Nightwatch and a documentary series called Retail Archeology. Victor gripes about working retail in the apocalypse and a Covid scare at home. Andy tells us about his new Cryptocurrency fixation and Cyle updates us once again ...

Mar 19, 20211 hr 3 minEp. 197

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 196 (Would You Let People Take Pictures Of Your Corpse?)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite weekly variety podcast. This week Andy, Cyle and Viktor try to decide if they would be into death photography. Andy tells us how he got his shiny new motorcycle and we think its time for people to start live streaming seances. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! Find out podcast anywhere by going to Linktr.ee/sometimesihateyou.

Mar 04, 20211 hr 5 minEp. 196

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 195 (Motorcycles That Turn You Into A Fine Mist)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite variety podcast. Andy, Viktor and Cyle all explore the various first introductions to motorcycles and they follow Andy on his journey to a new bike. We try to figure out if Amanda Bynes is still the same person and Victor lies to Andy about Madame Tussauds Wax Museum being full of dead bodies. Cyle tells us about the frozen wild that Texas has become in the last couple of weeks and we find out what the Filipino version of Mexican Tamales are. Than...

Feb 25, 20211 hr 25 minEp. 195

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 194 (They Just Won’t Stay Down)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy podcast, this time Andy and Viktor are without Cyle but its okay. Its all gonna be okay. We talk about a new video game that made Andy sad and want his money back. Victor talks about his growing love for Keanu Reeves and Andy drops some My Chemical Romance Knowledge. Thanks for joining us on Sometimes I Hate You. Check out out show anywhere by going to: linktr.ee/sometimesihateyou Check out Andy’s twitch stream at: twitch.tv/andyihateyou

Feb 19, 20211 hr 17 minEp. 194

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 193 (Sometimes I Hate You Is Dead)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor are without Cyle, but its okay we talk crap about our past relationships that fueled the existence of this show. Viktor and Andy realize that the transfomers were always just machines intent to gouge out every human's eyes. We also discuss what the future of this podcast would look like and its inevitable end. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You: Follow Andy's stream at: twitch.tv/andyihateyou Fin...

Feb 10, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 193

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 192 (Keanu Reeves Is Cool To Look At But...)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety show. This time around Viktor, Andy and Cyle try to figere out just what it is that the internet seems so infatuated with when it comes to Keanu Reeves. Andy explains the plot of the Matrix to Viktor for the first time and Cyle tells us all about her weird dreams which stats us on a soul searching tangent. Thanks for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! Find us anywhere by going to: linktr.ee/sometimesihateyou Email us at: sometimesihateyoupodca...

Feb 03, 20211 hr 1 minEp. 192

Sometimes I Hate you - Episode 191 (They Turnin Ni**as Into Horse-People)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. Andy, Viktor and Cyle all spent time together watching an insane movie. There are enslaved half-man, half-horse hybrids. A girl getting bags of sheep blood thrown at her chest covered in gloves. Oh and who could ever forget about the superpower thay is “white voice”? We watched Sorry To Bother You. Thank you for joining us on Sometimes I Hate You! Find us anywhere by going to linktr.ee/sometimesihateyou Show Andy some support and check...

Jan 29, 20211 hr 17 minEp. 191

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 190 (We Would Be The Wrost Mutants)

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety show. This week Andy, Victor and Cyle are joined by long time friend of the show and Ex Roomie of Cyle…Kat. Kat and Cyle tell us about live on a boat together. We all figure out what animal powers we would want and that we would be the worst team of X-men. Andy tells everyone about a romantic comedy about Spontaneous Human Combustion and we hear about a guy who had his scrotum exploded and sewn together with shoe laces. Thanks for joinin...

Jan 21, 20211 hr 16 minEp. 190

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 189 (The Pizza Guy Is A F**king Priest)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy, Victor and Cyle fall down a huge rabbit hole. A homeless rabbit hole where they tell stories of public exposed genitals. Sledge hammers and screams from just beyond Victor’s front yard. Andy tells a story of a very enlightened pizza guy and victor goes on a tear about Andy’s future if he were to start spending more time with that pizza guy. Thank you for joining us for Sometimes I Hate You! Back us on patreo...

Jan 16, 20211 hr 11 minEp. 189

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 188 (I Wanna Marry A Dude From Spain For His Money)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite weekly comedy variety show. This week Andy and Victor are flying without Cyle so obviously that means its time to talk about H.P Lovecraft. Andy tells victor about his experience watching two pretty good movies, black comedy slasher called Freaky! And the heart warming Disney-but-not-disney movie about a wild girl in a forest who befriends a wolf huntress in a movie called Wolf Walkers. Andy tells us about his very nerdy New Years resolution and w...

Jan 08, 20211 hr 8 minEp. 188

Sometimes I Hate you - Episode 187 (The End of The Year At The End of The World)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. Andy, Victor and Cyle are joined by Jess once again to ring in the New Year. Andy and Cyle complain about under gifting both Victor and Jess while Andy explains the tremendous amount of customer service hoops he had to jump through to make Christmas happen. Victor and Jess tell us how they celebrated their first year together and we finally get to hear what Jess through about all of Victor’s efforts to woo her. Thank you for joining us...

Jan 05, 20211 hr 13 minEp. 187

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 185 (Sexy Colonel Sanders Dating Game)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. This week Andy, Cyle and Victor talk about the up coming KFC video game console and the other strange exploits the company has been getting up to over the last few years. Andy reads disgusting reviews of the Colenol Sanders dating simulation video game. Cyle recounts her adventure to Texas to see her family and newborn niece. She admitted to only drinking Dr.pepper for the entire week, so obviously we made fun of her for that. Andy got...

Dec 26, 20201 hr 11 minEp. 186

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 185 - (Victor Records An Album For His Girlfriend)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor are without Cyle, so obviously that means we’re going to pick our noses on microphone and talk about the X-men for a while. Andy recounts his wasted day at work watching horrible movies that nobody else wanted to watch with him. They tell us about the incredibly sweet and idiotic story about how Victor is recording an anniversary vinyl for his girlfriend. Thanks for joining us at Sometimes I Hate Y...

Dec 18, 20201 hr 26 minEp. 185

Sometimes I Hate You - Episode 184 (Emo Kids Evolved Into Anime Nerds)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy vatiery podcast. Andy, Victor and Cyle talk about what its like to be uncles and aunts with Cyle’s newly born Niece. Victor and Andy recall their lives as 19th centry mobsters. And Andy talks about the Covid-19 song that plays on the radio at his job on a loop. Oh we also show exactly how old we’re getting by trash talking the new generation of emos, the Anime Nerds. Thanks for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! find us anywhere at: linktr.ee/sometime...

Dec 10, 20201 hr 9 minEp. 184
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